Jokes

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Nylons give women a run for their money.

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Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

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Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

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“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.”

― Steven Wright

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"These are not wrinkles. These are survival lines of my life. Each one holds
a story, a laugh or a memory. They are like snowflakes. No two are alike."

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Why are baby snakes always so happy?

They come with their own rattle!

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What did the rats play at recess?

Hide and squeak!

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