Thursday, June 30, 2016

Free Nook Books for Friday, July 1 ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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8 Exciting Middle Grade Novels (Multi-Author Box Set)

Tania's School Picnic: A Cave Adventure

Hans My Hedgehog

Tania Visits An Art Exhibition

Talking With Nature

Talk About What 50 Riddles That Kids Will Enjoy

Tommy Tiger Visits Veggie World

Julia Jones' Diary: Book 1: My Worst Day Ever! An Exciting and Inspiring Book for Girls


Tempted By The Vampire Guardian (Vampire Prince Series Book, #1)

The Dark Huntsman, A Fantasy Romance of the Black Court (Tales of the Black Court)

The Tenth Life of Vicki Torres (Court of Annwyn)

Zombie Tales: Primrose Court Apt. 305

More in series:

Solving the Riddle: Stranded in Time 1

Hidden In Shadows

Courted Sanctuary

Rise of the Storm (The Desolate Empire, #1)

She Talks To Ghosts

Crum's Crystals


Crystal Healing Essentials

The Symbols of Tarot

Where We Live: Communities for All Ages: 100+ Inspiring Ideas from America's Mayors

Royal National Park

Prehistoric Mobility and Diet in the West Eurasian Steppes 3500 to 300 BC: An Isotopic Approach

Pick Up Your Own Mandarin

Fast Food Drive-Thru 101 Improving Your Visit

KIC 8462852 Solved

Mobility and Biography

Where Are my People? A Question for Genocide Deniers

Civil Protection Orders: A Guide for Improving Practice

Wrong Attitude: A brief guide to living and visiting Thailand

Why I'm Excited About the Texas Multi-family Real Estate Market: Investment Opportunities in the Texas Apartment Industry

Visiting the Veddas: 48 Hours in the Jungle of Sri Lanka

Where Did My Life Go? A Towering Experience

Problem-Solving 101: Can You Solve the Problem?

Branding: Change Your Product or Service from "Ho-Hum" to "I've-Gotta-Have-It"

Strategies for Problem Solving: Equip Kids to Solve Math Problems With Confidence

Small Talk

Solving the Puzzles of Teamwork

Fifteen Letters On Education In Singapore: Reflections from a Visit to Singapore In 2015 By a Delegation of Educators from Massachusetts

Rubik's Cube: How to Solve the Shepherd Cube and Tartan Cube

Where That Came From is Anybody's Guess

What's Wrong With The Way I Speak Forty Problems in Grammar For You To Solve

Where Do Physical Ethics Come From?


Visiting Mary

Crack the Food Allergy Maze: Get diagnosed online - Get eClinic Help

ALKALINE DIET: A Complete Guide to Alkaline Foods

#Hacking Sleep Apnea - 19 Strategies to Treat Obstructive & Central Sleep Apnea So You Breathe Easy Again - From CPAP to Oral Appliance Therapy, & the Truth Behind What Actually Works...

Breathing and Blood

Strength Training For Seniors: A Quick Guide For You

Gluten: Worth The Risk? Solving the puzzle.

How To Solve Your Weight Loss Problems For Life!(+2nd Free Weight Loss Book Included)

Diabetes: Cure Diabetes with Food: Eating to Prevent, Control and Reverse Diabetes

Gentle Detox Handbook

Getting Out of the Dark: How to Have a Life Full of Success, Wealth and Happiness

The Mediterranean Diet For Beginners


50 Vegan Recipes: Your Vegan Cookbook For Plant Based Eating And Healthy Living

The Raw Vegan Bible: Detoxify Your Body and Achieve a Higher Level of Consciousness With Raw Vegan Foods

Vegan Cookbooks:70 Of The Best Ever Healthy Breakfast Recipes for Vegetarians...Revealed!

Quick Healthy Cookbook: Detox Your Body and Comfort Foods

Healthy Cookbook Series: Eat the Foods You Love and DASH

Diet Cookbooks: Comfort Food Dieting and Anti Inflammatory

The DIY Emergency Food Storage Kit Cookbook

Easy Vegetarian Cooking: 75 Delicious Vegetarian Soup and Stew Recipes

Vegan Pumpkin Recipes: The 26 Most Delicious Pumpkin Recipes for Quick and Clean Eating

The Tuna and Can Soup Cookbook

Chicken Recipes

Frugal Feasts: The Chicken Chapter

Jamaican Dinners Chicken and Fish, Beef and Stews (Organic Popular Cuisines


A Silver Lining: A Curvy and Confident BBW Older Woman Younger Man Romance Drama

Courting Fate

The Opposite of Wild: Clover Park series, Book 1

The Exciting Life

Sky High (The Exciting Lust of Travel, #1)

A Vow To Keep (The Vengeance Trilogy, #1)

To See About A Guy

Where Angels Tread (Kensington Family Novels, #1)

Healing Her Heart (Crystal Lake Series, #1)


Jessie's Bride

Courting Polly's Daddy (These Nevada Boys series, Book 1)

Courting Cate (Courtships of Lancaster County Series #1)

Talk of the Town (Welcome to Daily, Texas Book #1)

Kissed by a Cowboy

Desperate Bride Mistaken Her Undertaker William (Love Blossoms in Redstone Book1, #1)


Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court": A Discussion Guide

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward and Other Stories

Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

The Siege Of Apuao Grande

The Foxhole Court

A Visit To Newgate & The Signal-Man & The Cat and The Fiddle


Gonkers Visit the Saints

People Speak 3 (People talk about themselves, #3)

God's Instructions for Growing Older

How To Break Into Your Destiny And Solve Stubborn Problems

Got a Problem?; The Philosophy of Problem Solving

Visiting on Behalf of Your Church: A Guide for Deacons, Care Teams and Those Who Visit


The Dead and the Missing (Adam Park, #1)

The Adventures of the Dark Gentleman, Book 1: The Judgment of the Shadow Court

The Case of the Hidden Flame (Inspector Graham Cozy Mysteries, #2)

Courting Murder

Malevolent (Cases of Lieutenant Kane Series of Police Procedural Novels, #1)

The Case Of The Safe

Dead Man Talking

Shaded Light: The Case of the Tactless Trophy Wife: A Paul Manziuk and Jacquie Ryan Mystery

Just Visiting

The Gray and Guilty Sea (A Garrison Gage Mystery, #1)


Johanna Vildhjärta och silverljuset

Haciendo las obras de Jesús: Libro 1: Convirtiéndose en un discípulo que ama

Katarina, una bruja alternative

Alina la pícara

Cuentiembre. El desafío.

El regalo de una musa

La forja de un hombre

Pansofo el alba de la razón

Telas nobles y remiendos

rosarot: Optimismus lernen

Technikspiele selbst gemacht ... Auswahlheft 2015

Das Berliner TransitionsProgramm



Alien Romance (Alien Lake)


Incubus and Succubus : Help for Those Sexually Visited by Night Demons

Solving Zeno's Paradoxes

Elementary Particles: Solving the Antimatter Problem

Suicide Downed Airliner Mysteries Solved (Germanwings...)

Everything Solved: The Universe Explained

Telepathic Talk in Praise of God

The Angels Talk About Christianity

The Angels Talk About End Times


Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs (Funny Detective Stories #1)

Food Jokes

Come Visit Us Sometime


The Night Before Christmas: The Classic Account of the Visit from St. Nicholas

Goosebumps: An Anthology of Poems

Poems, Prose & Penniless Vol 1.

Poems, Prose & Penniless Vol. 2

Poems, Prose & Penniless Vol. 3


Doctor Who: Free Comic Book Day 2016 Comic

Between the Panels: An Inside Look at the Making of Eleven Exciting New Graphic Novels

Between the Panels 2: An Exciting Look Behind the Scenes at Four Fantastic New Graphic Novels

Jokes of the Day ...

How do rabbits go on vacation?
By hare-plane!
What is an ape’s favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies!


Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe who?
Canoe come to the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle who?
Needle little money, can you help me out?

Free Nook Books.....

Free at time of posting, please double check prices to make sure they're still free:

The Last Quarrel: The Arbalester Trilogy 1 (Complete Edition)

Sin and the Millionaire

The Complete Father Brown Anthology (Mahon Classics)

The Pickwick Papers (Falcon Classics) [The 50 Best Classic Books Ever - # 28]

When We Touch: A Whiskey Creek Novella

Hanover House: Kickoff to the Evelyn Talbot Chronicles Brenda Novak;jsessionid=574AD5CAD7BA32115DEDFB04E8C6C0A3.prodny_store01-atgap01?ean=2940150914551&st=AFF&2sid=Pubmark%20Inc._5620418_NA&sourceId=AFFPubmark%20Inc.M000019

The Last Man

The top row is free:


Monday, June 27, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

(^_^) - Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their business. This information was included in an interesting, amusing article titles "How Not to Rob a Bank," by Tim Clark, which appeared in the 1987 edition of The Old Farmers Almanac.

Clark reported that in spite of the widespread use of surveillance cameras, 76 percent of bank robbers use no disquise, 86 percent never study the bank before robbing it, and 95 percent make no long-range plans for concealing the loot. Thus, he offered this advice to would-be bank robbers, along with examples of what can happen if the rules aren't followed:

1. Pick the right bank. Clark advises that you don't follow the lead of the fellow in Anaheim, Cal., who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. On the other hand, you don't want to be too familiar with the bank. A California robber ran into his mother while making his getaway. She turned him in.

2. Approach the right teller. Granted, Clark says, this is harder to plan. One teller in Springfield, Mass., followed the holdup man out of the bank and down the street until she saw him go into a restaurant. She hailed a passing police car, and the police picked him up. Another teller was given a holdup note by a robber, and her father, who was next in line, wrestled the man to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived.

3. Don't sign your demand note. Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh, on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detriot, and in East Hartford, Conn., on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's signature and account number.

4. Beware of dangerous vegetables. A man in White Plains, N.Y., tried to hold up a bank with a zucchini. The police captured him at his house, where he showed them his "weapon."

5. Avoid being fussy. A robber in Panorama City, Cal., gave a teller a note saying, "I have a gun. Give me all your twenties in this envelope." The teller said, "All I've got is two twenties." The robber took them and left.

6. Don't advertise. A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture. Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves.

7. Take right turns only. Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn and ended up on the Homestead Air Force Base. They drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a toolbooth, offered the security men money.

8. Provide your own transportation. It is not clever to borrow the teller's car, which she carefully described to police. This resulted in the most quickly solved bank robbery in the history of Pittsfield, Mass.

9. Don't be too sensitive. In these days of exploding dye packs, stuffing the cash into your pants can lead to embarrassing stains, Clark points out, not to mention severe burns in sensitive places--as bandits in San Diego and Boston painfully discovered.

10. Consider another line of work. One nervous Newport, R.I., robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket, shot himself in the head and died instantly. Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Mass., who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived.

In view of such ineptitude, it is not surprising that in 1978 and 1979, for example, federal and state officers made arrests in 69 percent of the bank holdups reported.


Friday, June 24, 2016

More free B&N books ..

Abraham Lincoln: A Life From Beginning to End

The Sorrows of Young Werther

Far from the Madding Crowd

Free Friday B&N Book ...

Hidden (Sisters of the Heart Series #1)

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Free Nook Books for Friday, June 24.....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Danger in Dallas! A Floyd Sisters Mystery

Holding On

Danger in the Woods: Nick and Mandy James Series

The Secret of the Long-Lost Cousin


Master of Life and Death


The Legend of the Blue Eyes

The Pairing: Book 1 of The Energy Series, Beginnings

These Mean Streets, Darkly (A Liquid Cool Prequel)

Amaranth (The Resistance Trilogy, #1)

The Alien Revelation Saga Book One: The Appearing

Hell Comes for the Hurried

Prominence: Jump Master

A New Pair of Bloody Wings

The Alien Star Chamber

Lady Danger

The Plasma Master

Darkness Slumbers (The Witchcraft Masters Series, #1)

Superheroes Aliens Robots Zombies (SARZverse, #1)

Ensnared (The Master and His Soul Seer Pet)


Knit a Pair of Flip Mitts and Fingerless Gloves

Knit a Pair of Texting Mitts

Cool Magic Tricks

Secret Of Mental Math Arithmetic: 70 Secrets To Super Speed Calculation & Amazing Math Tricks: How to Do Math without a Calculator

Tricks of Trade: Memories of a Rogue Lawyer

Water Damage Restoration and Clean Up Checklist

Open Mind: An Introduction to Silent Mind Golf

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Information Literacy But Were Afraid to Google;jsessionid=48EB05A953126172405C4E167FA40515.prodny_store02-atgap10?ean=2940152526622

True Crime: 4 True American Crime Stories (From police files of the 1920s to the 1950s, #1)

Mastering the Art of Spending Less

A Brief Guide To Living With Danger

Clear and Plastic Danger: The Alien in your Kitchen

Escape the Hidden Dangers of Emotional Manipulation

Portrait Photography: Learn to Shoot Portraits That Make You Look Like a Model in a Few Easy Steps!

Golf: 21 Tips and Tricks To Enhance Your Game of Golf And Play Like The Pros
10 Easy Ways To Master Communication Skills: How to Approach Women and Start Conversation


The Ultimate Master Cleanse

Mindfulness for Busy People

Paleo Diet For Weight Loss and Health

Reiki For Beginners

Yoga for Beginners


Read Before Eating: Featuring 12 Holiday Favorites from Our Home to Yours

Electric Pressure Cooker Cookbook-60 Quick, Easy, and Healthy Pressure Cooker Recipes for Electric Pressure Cookers

Mediterranean Diet Cookbook: 70 Top Mediterranean Diet Recipes

101 Low Carb Recipes The CookBook

Easy Pasta Cookbook


Ketogenic Cookbook for Weight Loss

Slender Slow Cooker Cookbook (Slender Cookbook, #1)

Ketogenic Fat Bomb Recipes: A Ketogenic Cookbook with 20 Paleo Ketogenic Recipes For Fast Weight Loss

Vegetarian Recipe Sampler

50 Vegan Recipes: Your Vegan Cookbook For Plant Based Eating And Healthy Living

Vegan Pumpkin Recipes: The 26 Most Delicious Pumpkin Recipes for Quick and Clean Eating


All Creatures Beloved By God (A Pair of Christian Stories)

The Poor and Widowed Bride for Two Suitors (Courageous Mail Order Brides Book1, #1)

The Lost Ex-Amish Bride

A Bride for Carlton (Sun River Brides, #1)

Seeking Vegas Part 2

An Unextraordinary Life

How Are The Seats

Christian Romance: Heaven on Earth... [4 Beautiful Christian Romance Stories]

His First Christmas: The Lonely Billionaire - A Sweet Contemporary Romance

Happy Birthday Eliza Dear

You've Got a Way With Me: A Beautiful Christian Romance Story

Prelude to Danger (Redemption's Edge)

With These Words I Give You My Heart

Ring of Truth (Silver Script Novels, #1)

The Mayor Meeting His Scarred & Rejected Bride (Western Brides Romance in Golden Valley Book1, #1)

New Beginnings: Part One (Horseshoe Bay Romance, #1)

Christian Romance: I Think I'm Falling For You... A Beautiful Christian Romance Story


Silent Lynx: Heart of Detroit Series

The Dark Verse, Vol. 1: From the Passages of Revenants

The Duchess's Tattoo: Thoughts on THE AMERICAN HEIRESS

The Backstory to Think Twice: A Special Bonus

The Rabbi Who Tricked Stalin

In Love With Danger (In Love & Danger Series, #1)


Modern Christianity: The Dangers of Compromise

How To Exit The Cage of Fear

What Does It Mean To Be A Christian?

The Meaning & Purpose of Life In Islam Faith

I'm Possible! Insights To The Pursuit Of Dreams

Reincarnation QED

The Amazing Miracle of the Fundamental Verses of the Book swaq mjzat am alktab

Achieving Your Dreams - By Controlling Your Mind (The Secret of Meditation)

The Meaning of Life

The Meaning of Life: An Examination of Purpose

The Testament of Solomon: Mastered English Version


3 LIES (A Masters CIA Thriller, #1)

Shadow of Danger (Book 1 C.O.R.E. Shadow Trilogy)

Back to Lazarus: A Sydney Brennan Novel (Sydney Brennan Mysteries, #1)

Exit Stage Left (Kempston Hardwick Mysteries, #1)

Murder Considered As One of the Fine Arts: Part One of The Philosophical Detective

Truck Shot

The Danger Next Door

Silent Caller (Warfield's Landing, #1)

A Shot in the Bark (A Dog Park Mystery)

Danger At the Beach

Opening Shots! Long Time Dying

Dangerous Allies (The Ruby Danger Series, #1)

Any Means Necessary (a Luke Stone Thriller-Book #1)

Malevolent (Cases of Lieutenant Kane Series of Police Procedural Novels, #1)

Grave Danger

Dream of Danger (Brown and De Luca Series)

White Jade (The Project, #1)


Meant to Be (Nuralda Series, #1)

Waltz Back to Texas

Blaze (The Firefighters of Darling Bay, #1)

In His Eyes (Blemished Brides, #1)

Meant for Her (Love and Danger, #1)


Criado para el Amor (McCarthys of Gansett Island, #1)

Liaisons Intimes (Les Chroniques Krinar: Volume 1)

Marcado para matar

Cómo Estudiar: La Guía Para Mejorar tu Aprendizaje

Envuelto para regalo

Una guía para leer a Mario Benedetti

Etiqueta: O Guia Moderno de Etiqueta para Homens e Mulheres

Cómo Influir En Las Personas: Aprende a Ejercer la Influencia en Los Demás para Mejorar tus Relaciones Interpersonales

Café y cigarrillos para un funeral (Eva Santiago #2)

El horóscopo de Guía astrológica para corazones rotos

Una guía para leer a José Saramago

Historias y Reflexiones para esta Navidad: Los mejores relatos, cuentos y poemas Navideños

DIETA MEDITERRANEA - Mejores Recetas de la Cocina Mediterranea Para Bajar de Peso Saludablemente


Master of the Island


The Electronic Spirits Talk About Simulation Theory and Reincarnation

Mind Control


Sub-Textual Evidence for the Existence of Alien Life and the Extrapolation of Internet Protocols

Couponing Behind The Scenes: "I Think My Dog Ate My Coupons"

The Zodiac Bar and Grill

This Is The Police


Free Verse

Drama Free Verse

Misery of Life in Verse

Exit Through The Vent


The Brave and the Bold: from Silent Knight to Dark Knight; a guide to the DC comic book

Jokes of the Day ...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go.
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes!

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel who?
Isabel working because I had to knock.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!


Sunday, June 19, 2016

Free Nook Books ...

Free or free pre-order at time of posting:

The Hunger Angels: A Slim and Jeep Mabry Fracas

Where We Live: Communities for All Ages: 100+ Inspiring Ideas from America's Mayors

Amanda in Arabia: The Perfume Flask

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

(^_^) - Oxymorons

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing?
7. Why does 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?
8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game' when we are already there?
10. Why are they called ' stands' when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
14. Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
15. Why is 'phonics' not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?


Friday, June 17, 2016

Live Links ...

Switching to Windows 10 rendered my links here not live. I could list them live but I would need to do each one individually, that would be too cumbersome. I also post this list on the old B&N Free Fridays Blog and those links are live. Here's the link to that page:




No Dawn for Men: A Novel of Ian Fleming, J.R.R. Tolkien, and Nazi Germany

Joke of the Day ....

(^_^) - Darned Old Age!

A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for their age, but if they are having trouble remembering they might want to start writing things down to help them.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Where are you going?" his wife asks.

"To the kitchen" he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"


"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks, recalling the doctor's suggestion.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down. Just don't start with that! Leave me alone!! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles on into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Free Friday Nook Books for Friday June 17th ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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The Great Plane Robbery

The Bubblegum Notes

The Select (Seven Wonders Journals Series #1)

The Geneva Project: Truth

Dog Aliens 1: Raffle's Name

Kids Animal Books - 17 Real Animal Photos With Interesting Fun Facts (Guess And Learn Series, #1)

The Treasure Hunters

Mystics #1: The Seventh Sense

Whispers of the Damned

The Last Trainspotter

The Great Empty

Alexander the Great Biography for Kids: Just the Facts


Abducted Part 1: Through the Looking Glass

Worlds Unseen (The Seventh World Trilogy, #1)

Blood Bath (Seven Free Jack Nightingale Short Stories)

The Alien Artifact 9

Project ELE;jsessionid=85C2E50ECA43591C12C3DA8C2BA66709.prodny_store02-atgap04?ean=2940044752931

Seven Against the Dark: Seven Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance Series Starters

Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe (Archangel Project, #1);jsessionid=85C2E50ECA43591C12C3DA8C2BA66709.prodny_store02-atgap04?ean=2940153195889

The Seven Spell Dangerous

Alien Hunters

Survival in the Seven Cities (The Seven Cities Saga, #1)

Manipulate (The Alien Cadets, #1)

Fall of the Seven Cities (The Seven Cities Saga, #2)

Along Came a Demon (Whisperings Series #1)

Earths Survivors The Zombie Killers: Origins

The Seventh Mountain

Seven Psychics (Shifter Squad, #1)

The Sky Used to be Blue: a Silo story (Karma, #1)

Project Cyclops

Alien Species Intervention Books 1-3

The Seventh Sister (Parched, #2)

Amped (Alien Infiltrators, #1)


Dark Reality 7-Book Boxed Set


Martin Tells a Story: Struggles of the Great Lakes Native Americans

My Favorite Wisdom: notes to my grandchildren about life and living

Field Notes from a Cruise

The Professional and Ethical Duties of the Accountant. ACCA. Paper P2. Students notes. (ACCA studies, #2)

Notes on a Screenplan

Conversational Languages: The Most Innovative Technique to Master Any Foreign Language

French For Beginners: A Practical Guide to Learn the Basics of French in 10 Days! (Language Series)

Spanish For Beginners: A Practical Guide to Learn the Basics of Spanish in 10 Days! (Language Series)

Notes on Arthurian Literature

Investigating the Emotional and Physical Aspects of the Language Classroom

Harry Houdin: "The Great Polynational Mimic"

Alexander the Great: Tactician or Eagle?

Great Heavyweights: The Punch Felt 'Round the World

Real Estate Investing: How to Flip a House as a Real Estate Investor

Real Estate Investing Made Easy

How I Made My First Big Pay Day in Real Estate

The Book That Real Estate Agents DON'T Want You To Read!

The Ultimate Beginner's Guide to Real Estate Investing

Real Estate Investors Investing In Probates

Magic in the Real World: A Wizard of Ends companion

Creativity: the Actor in Performance

The Great Adventure

Fifty Great Things to Come Out of the Midlands

From Snapshots to Great Shots with DSLR, Compact & Bridge Camera: Take a Total Picture Control

The Benefits of Using Mulch in Your Garden

Civil Society and International Governance: The Role of Non-State Actors in the EU, Africa, Asia and Middle East

Feminist Field Notes : A Girl's Guide to the Gender Revolution

Free Credit Score: How to get your REAL FICO Credit Score for Free

Notes from Underground: A Cold War Missileer Goes Home

Seven Great Golf Tips

How I Survived the Great War


60+ Practical Tips And Habits To Lose Weight, Burn Fat, And Feel Great!

Reiki: A Complete Guide to Real Reiki:How to Increase Vitality, Improve your Health and Feel Great

7 Simple Healthy Habits That Could Add Years to Your Life

7 Effective Strategies for Positive Mental Programming

The Real Five Day Detox

Losing Weight Without Dieting: Using Traditional Chinese Medicine

Essential Oils - Learn About The Best Beginners Guide Of Why To Use Essential Oils For Your Health And To Be Energized

Coconut Oil: 7 Massive Secrets To Coconut Oil For Beautiful Skin, Easy Weight Loss and an Incredible Life...

Cypress Essential Oil The Most Powerful Detoxifier & Cleanser in Aromatherapy

The FIT Project: home based workouts, nutrition plan

Ketogenic Diet

Smoothies for Weight Loss

Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Anxiety Relief

Stress Briefly Noted

Mudras for Beginners: Your Ultimate Beginners Guide

Looking Good Feeling Great Ladies 50 and Over


Kale Recipes: The Complete Guide to Using the Superfood Kale to Make Great Meals

Mediterranean Diet Cookbook

Superfoods Cookbook: Great Superfoods for the Superfoods Diet

Baking With Chips: Recipes and Methods for Using Baking Chips in Cookies, Muffins, Breads & More


The Maiden of Mayfair (Tales of London Book #1)

A Tall Plump Bride For The Handsome Cowboy Giant

Love Me If You Must (Patricia Amble Mystery Book #1)

A Lady of High Regard (Ladies of Liberty Series #1)

Eirlys and the Seven Naughty Children

Talk of the Town (Welcome to Daily, Texas Book #1)

Hidden (Sisters of the Heart Series #1)

The Tender Years (Prairie Legacy Book #1)

A Promise to Believe In (Brides of Gallatin County Series #1)

Dawn's Prelude (Song of Alaska Series #1)


Summer Nights (The Great Noveling Adventure, #1)

Seven Days of Friday (Women of Greece, #1)

Cats on the Keyboard: Real Life Cat Stories by 14 Historical Romance Authors

Seven Days There (There, Back & Beyond, #1)

The All Souls Real-time Reading Companion

50 Stories in 50 States: Tales Inspired by a Motorcycle Journey Across the USA Vol 1, Great Lakes & N.E.

The Great White Ball of Fame


The True History of God's True Church: And Its 2,000 Year War With the Great False Church

Bible Prophecies: Seven Dimensions of Judgment

Battle Ready: Prepare to Be Used by God

The Seventh Trumpet and the Seven Thunders

Religion, Language, Narrative and the Search for Meaning

A Few Days In Athens: With Notes and Appendix by Cassius Amicus

The Masorah of Elijah ha-Naqdan: An Edition of Ashkenazic Micrographical Notes

The Seven Habits - Habit One - Life is What You Make It (The Seven Habits For Feeling Good, #1)

The Great Commission

The Great Controversy

Once Upon A Future Time: A Note to the You Who is Me at One Hundred

God is Great & So are You...

Bible For Men: Great Bible Stories For Men

The Bible for Theology: Ten Principles for the Theological Use of Scripture

The Great Gospel Deception

The United States and Great Britain In Prophecy

Realms of Wondrous Gifts: Psychic, Mediumistic and Miraculous Powers in the Great Mystical and Wisdom Traditions


Killer Cupcakes (Lexy Baker Cozy Mystery Series, #1)

The Deadly Real Estate Affair (Cozy Mystery)

A Witch and The Whispering Woe (A Longview Mystery, #1)

Keeping with Killers (The Salingers, #1)

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Kill Switch: A Vigilante Serial Killer Action Thriller (Angel of Darkness Suspense Thriller Series, #1)

Killer Christmas (An Emma Wild Mystery, #1)

To Catch a Killer

The Sun Killer

Killer Twist (Ghostwriter Mystery 1)

A Killer Blackout (Alethea, The Circus Sleuth)

Before The Killing Starts (Dixie Killer Blues, #1)

Killer Karma

Eagle and the Lady-Killer

The Case of the Curious Killers

Killer Cupid (The Redemption Series, #1)

Killer Cupcakes

The Used Virgin: Argolicus Mystery (Argolicus Mysteries Book 1)



My First Suspected Serial Killer

Serial Killers: 101 Interesting Facts And Trivia About Serial Killers

Killer Quotes: Quotes from Serial Killers

Mass Killers

Spree Killers


Vibrant Heart (Great Plains Romance, #1)

Bargaining With A Rake (A Whisper of Scandal Novel, #1)

Before I Wake

Rogue's Honor (The Saint of Seven Dials, #1)

The Great Brownie Taste-off (The Yolanda's Yummery Series, #1)


Inferno (Italian-language Edition)
Serafina - Das Königreich der Drachen - Wie alles begann ...

The Bible in Czech

12 Kurze: Stories aus Osnabruck

Auswanderin packt aus! Die 7 besten Tipps für Ihre Auswanderung!: Insider Report

Zeitstopper (Eine Erzählung aus der Gedankendimension)

Orb of Life: Energie- Geschenk aus der geistigen Welt

Rauchwolken am Horizont: Feuilletons aus der Welt nach 9/11

Ein Tag mit Tay-Sachs: Persönliche Berichte und Geschichten aus dem Leben mit der Krankheit Tay-Sachs, Sandhoff oder GM1

In unseren Breiten: Sechs kurze Geschichten aus Europa

Das Mädchen aus Algier - Kostenlose Leseprobe: Ein erotischer Roman aus der Welt der Haute Couture

Der Junge aus Eisenach, Annettes späte Liebe und andere biografische Romane aus der DDR: Alexander in Zarskoje, Farbenspiele, Das Vorbild mit dem Schnauzebart

Galaxy S6 kompakt: Das unverzichtbare Handbuch für alle, die noch mehr aus dem Top-Smartphone herausholen wollen

Herzen aus Stein - Leseprobe XXL


A Real Cowboy Never Says No (Wyoming Rebels)

Alien Gate 10% (The Carnival of Cursed Souls, #1)

Desired By The Alien Prince (Alien Abduction Series, #1)

Alien Romance: Alien Gate

Alien Romance: Chosen By The Alien Boss

Alien Romance #1 (Alien Heart)

Alien Romance (Alien Lake)


Manifesting Abundance: How to Manifest Your Desires Using the Law of Attraction

Brief Introductory Note on The Genetic Universe e-Book

The End of Time: A Historical Note

The Essence of the Notes

Real Alien Worlds: A Brief Encyclopaedia: First Edition Volume 1

The Great Truth


The Great American Western (The Lost Episode), A Musical Comedy

Language in the Blood

The Dive Bar Language Barrier

The Great Vampire Robbery


Read to Me of Love: 70 Love Poems

Poems for Recovery

Poems Inspired by Shadows and Sunshine

Dug For Victory: Poems from RIP-TV

My Crazmad Book of Poems


A Book of Nautical Poems


The Golden Age: We Used to Fly (Prologue to the Golden Age series)

DC Sneak Peek: Cyborg (2015) #1 (NOOK Comic with Zoom View)

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