Friday, September 30, 2016

Free Friday Book List ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Mitten Kittens Heroes (Adventures, #1)

Dino Is Bored

Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

Codename: Kittens


The Final Formula (The Final Formula Series, Book 1)

The Final Formula Collection (Books 1, 1.5, and 2)

Blood Lust (Paranormal Romance/Urban Fantasy: Preternaturals Book 1)

The Cougar's Mate (Desert Guards, #0)

Ancient Blood of the Vampire and Werewolf

Unnatural History

Passing In The Night

The Spellbound Box Set

Living History

I Want Vengeance

In Times Passed

Cry Sanctuary (Red Rock Pass, #1)

The Infinity Formula


Rendezvous at Jumbo Pass: A Twisted Tale of Wilderness Survival

War of 1812: A History From Beginning to End

Battle of Gettysburg: A History From Beginning to End

The Renaissance: A History From Beginning to End

Greek Mythology: A Concise Guide to Ancient Gods, Heroes, Beliefs and Myths of Greek Mythology

Battle of Waterloo: A History From Beginning to End

World War 1: A History From Beginning to End

Roman Britain: A History From Beginning to End

Sumerians: A History From Beginning to End

Easter Rising: A History From Beginning to End

The History of Cuba in 50 Events (History by Country Timeline, #3)

Thomas Jefferson: A Life From Beginning to End

The Little Book of Big History: The Story of Life, the Universe and Everything

Hittites: A History From Beginning to End

George Washington: A Life From Beginning to End

Asthma Cats Hacking Feline Asthma - 19 Tactics To Help Your Kitty Catch Their Breath Again Chronic Bronchitis, Allergic Rhinitis & Other Cat or Kitten Respiratory Disease Treatment.

Solar Power Demystified: The Beginners Guide To Solar Power, Energy Independence And Lower Bills

Five Things a Man Should Build (HOW TO SERIES, #1)


The Cheeseburger Formula: 21 Tips, Tools & Strategies for Weight Loss Success

DASH Diet for Beginners:Your 30 Day Starter Guide for Lower Blood Pressure, Weight Loss & Healthy Eating

Low Cholesterol Recipes: Superfoods and Gluten Free that May Lower Cholesterol

Natural Ways to Lower Blood Pressure

Cholesterol Solution: The Ultimate Guide To Lowering Your Cholesterol Naturally And Live A Healthy Life!

Diabetes: Diabetes Diet: The Top 100 Diabetic Foods to Eat for a Highly Effective Diabetes Diet and 15 Diabetic Recipes to Lower Blood Sugar

Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia-Lower Urinary Tract Symptoms: Improved Long-term Care of Patients With Erectile Dysfunction (Enhanced Edition)


Hearty Soups: A Collection of Homemade Soups

Weight-Loss Magic Soups / Celebrity Diets (Edible Excellence, #2)

Crockpot Recipe Book: Crockpot Soups, Crockpot Dump And Crockpot Cooking Recipes

Soup du Jour

Easy Vegetarian Cooking: 75 Delicious Vegetarian Soup and Stew Recipes

The Tuna and Can Soup Cookbook


Royal Blood (Royal Blood #1)

Off Guard

Our Little Secrets

Unraveling Secrets (The Secret Trilogy, #1)

Secrets on the Sand (Barefoot Bay Billionaires, #1)


Seasons Pass (Enlightenment 1.5)

Ding Dong Bell, The Kitten in the Well

Mail Order Bride: The Jilted English Woman & The Texas Cowboy With A Secret

Sara in Montana (Second Chances Trilogy, #1

Bitter & Pregnant, An English Widow Heads Off to Her Cowboy Rancher In California

Fairfield Amish Romance: Katie's First Social

The Woman & The Doctor Complete Each Other

Marlene & Randall's Story

Losing Her Cowboy

A Rose For The Cowboys (A Boxed Set of Four Mail Order Bride Romances)

Comforting The Cowboy: Mail Order Bride

Jake & Laura's Story

Mail Order Bride: Emma, Hugh & The Wounded Warrior's Story

Daughter of Twin Oaks (Secret Refuge Series #1)

Thicker than Blood

ADA's Secret

Wild Grows the Heather in Devon (The Secrets of Heathersleigh Hall Book #1)


Changing of the Guard (Pomp and Poverty, #1)


The Stupidly Simple Happiness Formula (7 Minute Change Series, #7)

Ten Steps to Lowering Your Stress: An Eclectic Guide to Happiness

The Image of God

God Himself Will Provide The Lamb

Repaired, Restored and Re-Launch'ed

Positive Suffering (Love Liberates)


The Secret Adversary (NOOK Edition)

The Formula

Flesh and Blood - A gripping private detective mystery thriller (Roberts and Bradley Casebook, #1)

Dirty Little Secrets (JJ Graves, #1)

Power in the Blood (John Jordan Mysteries, #1)

Murder Passes the Buck

Blood and Justice

Blood Orchids (Lei Crime Series, #1)

All the Blue-Eyed Angels (Erin Solomon Mysteries , #1)

Ghosts of Florence Pass


Cazador y presa (Los moradores del cielo, #1)

Tra Cielo e Terra. Il Ragazzo venuto dalle Stelle

Che te ne fai di un cielo senza stelle?

Fuego del Cielo


Monza (Formula Men)

Stolen Innocence: Blood Thief #1 (Alpha Billionaire Vampire Romance)

Deadly Secrets The Shadow (Billionaire Shape-Shifter Romance Series Book 1)

Werebear: Secrets of the Werebears 1 - Werebear Shifter Romance

Bennett (Bourbon & Blood, #1)

Backstage Pass (Let's Make This Thing Happen, #1)


The Electronic Spirits Talk About Simulation Theory and Reincarnation

Alien Wargame Simulation for Kids Turns Out to Be Real


Before Tomorrowland: The Secret History of the World of Tomorrowland


Presidential Soup: By Zack Mitchell

100+ Zombie Jokes: Funny Zombie Jokes for Kids

Funny Poems For Children

Funny Jokes and Riddles for Children

200 Jokes, Funny Facts, Etc.: Book One

True Funny Amazing Interesting Story



Hadrian: Lord of Hope (Lonely Lords, #12)


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of t...he children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.

He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How many children do you have ?"

He answered : "12 children".

The agent asked "Where are the others ?"

The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother".

And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

MORAL : It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.

Lawyers don't lie ...they are creative ....


Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Thoughts of the Day ....

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where in the heck is the ceiling? "

My reality check bounced.

He was slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
― George Carlin
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Get out! We don't want your type in here"
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam."

Monday, September 26, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?

A couple of new guys for a construction company drove the company pickup truck into a lumberyard.

The youngest of the two walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


Sunday, September 25, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
Where’s my sheep?
There's no i in denial.
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Everyone I looked at

Friday, September 23, 2016

Classic Freebies....

Free at time of posting:


The Worm Ouroboros

The Seven Secrets

B&N Free Friday Book ...

Free Friday Selection:

Free Friday B&N Book ....

The Body Finder (Body Finder Series #1)


Free Friday Books for Sept 23 ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Glow - A Young Adult Fantasy Sampler

Drawing for Kids: How to Draw Cartoons with Letters, Numbers, and Words

Nightmare in Central Park

Riley's Curse, A Moon's Glow Prequel


Ghostwalker (The Chronicles of Zanthora: Book One)

Daughter of Llathe: A Tale of the Two Rings


Love Letters to the Dead: Chapters 1-5

Humanoid Central

Living History

The Hill - Ben's Story (Book One). A Paranormal Murder Mystery Thriller. (Book One).

Beyond the Ice Limit - EXTENDED FREE PREVIEW (first 11 chapters): A Gideon Crew Novel

Beyond Secret Worlds: Nine Tales of Paranormal Fantasy and Romance

Beyond the Gate: Stories from the World of the Dream Engine (Engine World)

2nd Sight: Just A Feelin'

Kill Them Dead 1 (Zombie Thriller Series)

The Camelot Kids: Part One

A Dragon Named Splinter (Dragon Adventure Series: Book One)


Plymouth Grande Glow Yarn Knitting Pattern F349 Big Feather & Fan Beret

24 Love Letter Ideas

Resume & Cover Letter Tips

How I Found the Write Path: A Compilation of Letters

Word Morph Volume 1: Transform the Starting Word One Letter at a Time Until You Spell the Ending Word

Global Water Security: Intelligence Community Assessment

A Walleye Fishing Cheat Sheet For Lakes & Rivers

Guts & Glory: The American Civil War - FREE PREVIEW (The First 4 Chapters)


The Move From Hell

Ben and Irene: A Love Story

Glow Worms: Biased Memoirs of a Global Public Relator

Bitcoin in Brief


51 Juicing Recipes: Pure Juicing for Glowing Skin, Immune Boosting and Recovery

Get-Fit Guy's Secrets to a Better Workout

The Yoga Beginner's Bible: Top 30 Illustrated Poses for Weight Loss, Inner Peace and Stress Relief

Yoga in Bed for All Ages

Saving Tristan: A Mother's Guide to Herbal Extracts


Quickie Table Wines

Easy Salad Recipes: 70 Kid Friendly Recipes (Family Cooking Series, #3)

25 Delicious Salad Recipes

Vegetarian Recipe Sampler

Mason Jar Salads

Potato Salad Recipes

Salad Book: Salad Diet Recipes Cookbook

30 LOW FAT RECIPES Low Fat Fish Pie Low Fat Rice and Beans Low Fat Cauliflower Cheese Tomato Quinoa Salad

Paleo Recipes for Rapid Weight Loss

Smoothie Recipes for Rapid Weight Loss

Quinoa Recipes for Rapid Weight Loss


From Glowing Embers (Tales of the Pacific, #1)

Love Beyond Time (A Scottish Time Travel Romance)

Parallel Infinities

Letter Of Love

Beyond the Fortuneteller's Tent

The Letter I Never Gave To You

Beyond Control (Beyond Love Series #1)

According To Plan (Corwint Central Agent Files)

more freebies by the same author:

Loving Ben

Kate and Ben


I Think I'm Falling For You... A Beautiful Christian Romance Story

A Glimmer of Hope: A Novella Prequel to Isle of Hope

Bought And Paid For: The Billionaire's Girlfriend

Ring of Truth (Silver Script Novels, #1)

All the Way to Heaven

The Spice Bride (The Emberton Brothers Series, #1)

The McCarran Collection

Love by the Letter

Amish Snowflakes: Volume One: Winter Letters


Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

The Other Stories, Vol 1: Alien Invasion

The Other Stories, Vol 2: Social Media

Lost Love Letters: An Indie Chicks Anthology

The Backstory to Think Twice: A Special Bonus

The Love Letter (A lesbian fiction short story)

The Scarlet Letter (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

The Duchess's Tattoo: Thoughts on THE AMERICAN HEIRESS

Julia Spencer-Fleming's Letters to a Soldier: With a special note from Julia Spencer-Fleming


The Arms of the Watcher



Letting Go: How to Accept Change

How to Eliminate Negative Thoughts and Emotions with One Simple but Powerful Technique

Changing Your Life Through Positive Thinking

The Tale of Ibrahim Ben Adham Great Muslim Sufi Saint From Khurasan Central Asia

Letters to a Samuel Generation: Homecoming; Now We Are Free; Not In Vain

Life in the Eternal Spirit - The Resurrection of Jesus in the Letter of Hebrews

Paul's Letter to the Romans: A pastoral commentary

Biblical Parallels in The Silmarillion

Prayers and devotions for the Spiritual Journey

Christian Letters

Letters To God


Buck Fever (Blanco County Series #1)

The Candidate's Daughter: A Gripping Crime Thriller (An Elizabeth McClaine Thriller, #1)

Malevolent (Cases of Lieutenant Kane Series of Police Procedural Novels, #1)

Blood Orchids (Lei Crime Series, #1)

Divorced Dating and Damn Drama

Maniacal (A Detective Jade Monroe Crime Thriller, #1)

A Charming Crime (Magical Cures Mystery Series)

The Case of the Chocolate Snatcher--Free Sample Story: Can You Solve the Mystery #2--Free Sample Story

Checkered Crime (Laurel London Mystery Series)

Killer Christmas (An Emma Wild Mystery, #1)

Loose Screw (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)

The Avenged (A Detective Series of Crime and Suspense Thrillers) (Book 1)

The Thrill List: An Anthology of Crime Thriller Quick Reads

Horse With No Name

The Hack: International Crime Thriller (Hunter/O'Sullivan Adventure #1)

Sniffing Out a Crime - Dog Fosterer Museum Mysteries (An Art Detective Dog Lover's Short Story, #1)

Tropical Trauma

Gone The Next (Roy Ballard Mysteries, #1)

Blank Slate (Ben Slate, #1)

The German Connection (True Fiction Series, #1)


Criado para el Amor (McCarthys of Gansett Island, #1)

El amor huele a café

Amor ilusorio

Books in Spanish: Amor A Primera Vista (Easy Short Novels in Spanish for Intermediate Level Speakers, #1)

Por mi amor a el

A Rusia por Amor

El amor es... un libro de recetas: Los platos más románticos de la novela El amor es un bocado de nata


Her Vampire's Promise (Central City Romance, #1)

Alien Romance #1 (Alien Heart)

To Kiss a Warrior: An Alien Rogue Romance (Starflight Academy Book 1)

Alien Invasion: A Warrior Prince Romance (The Tourin Legacy - Part 1)


The Mandela Effect

The Discovery of Parallel Universes

Dream Travel

A Practical Guidebook for Lucid Dreaming and Out-of-Body Travel


Between the Panels 2: An Exciting Look Behind the Scenes at Four Fantastic New Graphic Novels


Hubris Towers Season 1, Episode 1: An Uneasy Interview


Narrator Magazine Best of the Best 2011 Blue Mountains/Central Tablelands

more of these free poetry magazines:

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

(^_^) - Murder at The Safeway

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.

A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure that went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up his wallet, displaying a single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife into the local Safeway grocery store. There he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled onto the scene.

Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings was captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband. And that is why the next day in the newspaper, the headlines declared:


Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Leftover Pirate Day Jokes ....

What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
What's every pirate's favorite flavor potato chip?
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A Buck-an-ear.
Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
To buy an IPatch!

Monday, September 19, 2016

Pirate Day Jokes ...

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they “Arrrrr!”
Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?
Dead men sell no snails!
What's the pirate's favorite movie?
Booty and the Beast.
Why don't you ever see a pirate cry?
When they do, it's a private tear.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Jokes of the Day .....

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany who?
Botany good books lately?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Free Friday Nook Books for Friday Sept 16 ...


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Amazing but True: Africa Adventure Book 1

Alma and the Fairy

Flynn's Log 1: Rescue Island


Under A Colder Sun (Khale the Wanderer, #1)

Jungle Law

The Entangled Monkey Papers

The Mating: The original Law of the Lycans story

Dark Tidings: Volumes I & II

Love and Decay, Kane's Law

Broken Elements


The Art of War (NOOK Edition)

How to make the best paper airplane ever

Major Trends in Theoretical and Applied Linguistics 1: Selected Papers from the 20th ISTAL

Fiction Method

365 Rules about Real Estate

The Professional and Ethical Duties of the Accountant. ACCA. Paper P2. Students notes. (ACCA studies, #2)

Espionage Methods And The Horror of Echelon-Imint And The CIA

More Clients Now! 10 Proven Methods To Instantly Generate More Enquiries From Your Website Today

Presentations on the Critical Path Method

The Pinnacle Recruitment & Interview Method: 7 Steps to Revealing Candidate Dialogues

Method Matters: Choosing Which Learning Activity to Use When

The Barefoot Retirement Plan

The Miracle of a Lifetime

Book Reviews: How to Get Reviews Quickly

Digital Video Concepts, Methods, and Metrics: Quality, Compression, Performance, and Power Trade-off Analysis

Manuscript Paper - Guitar Tab, 6 Staff

Fathoming Gödel: An Examination of Kurt Gödel's 1931 Paper: On Formally Undecidable Propositions of Principia Mathematica and Related Systems 1;jsessionid=2B833787361AA523B125BAF75C97C70E.prodny_store02-atgap01?ean=9781329765740


WEIGHT LOSS: APPETITE Reduction & CRAVING Control - 20 Powerful Methods for A Slim & Slender Body!

Movement Primer: Fundamentals of Movement Mechanics to Improve Health, Strength and Training Performance

Healthy Cookbooks: Healthy Juicing and Anti Inflammatory Foods

Depression: The Fool-Proof Method To Overcome Depression and Stress


A Parchment Paper Thanksgiving: A Holiday Sampler Menu from the Parchment Paper Cookbook

Baking With Chips: Recipes and Methods for Using Baking Chips in Cookies, Muffins, Breads & More


Under the Sheets (Capitol Chronicles, #1)

Picture Perfect Dream (Angel-at-Law 1)

My Paper Heart

Diablo Sky

Monty Gets Married... Doesn't He? (Marshall's Park #10)

Monty's Trick or Treat (Marshall's Park #8)

Beyond Time

Sun & Moon (A Guitar Girl Romance, #1)


Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Carlton (Sun River Brides, #1)

Paper Roses (Texas Dreams Series #1)

Summer of the Midnight Sun (Alaskan Quest Series #1)

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Mackenzie (Sun River Brides, #2)

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Daniel (Sun River Brides, #6)

Chasing the Sun (Land of the Lone Star Series #1)

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Matthew (Sun River Brides, #5)


The Pickwick Papers (Falcon Classics) [The 50 Best Classic Books Ever - # 28]

Rock, Paper, Scissors

The Red Penny Papers: Vol III, Issue 1, Fall 2012

Paper Bag Boy

The Paper Route

The Bottle Stopper (The Paper Duchess, #1)


Paper Dragons

Plain Sight (A Dr. Jenna Ramey Short Story)

The Price of Longing

Candy Girl


Design Your Life: A Practical Method For Better Living - Self Help Book

Affirmations for Life: A List of Postive Affirmations for Daily Life and an Energy Tapping Method to Enhance Results

Studies in Revelation: The Beasts of Revelation

Times and Seasons: An Alternative View of the Day of the Lord

The Rapture: Yes or No?

The Dream: Through the Eyes of Sowing and Reaping

Hell, No! An Alternative View of Hell

The Parable of the Sower

A Simplified Method for Studying the Bible: Second Edition

The Primal Meditation Method: How To Meditate When Sitting Still Is Infuriating

Matthew Henry's Method for Prayer (NIV Corporate Version)

A Method for Prayer


Raining Men and Corpses (A Raina Sun Mystery, #1)

Crimson Shore - EXTENDED FREE PREVIEW (first 7 chapters)

Trouble in Mudbug (Ghost-in-Law Series)

A Box of Tissues, 2 Rolls of Toilet Paper and a Plastic Bottle of Water

The Paper Saint

Scraps of Paper


Liebe ist Finsternis

Jederzeit - Leseprobe…

Meine beste Freundin ist eine…

Die Sünde und der Mensch

Sport ist gesund


Fitness Myths and Methods Part 1


Wandering Koala challenges the Scientific Method (Black & White) 1

America's Army #1 - Knowledge is Power

America's Army #2 - Rise to the Challenge

America's Army #4 - Escalation

America's Army #6 - The Coming…

more in this series:


The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel

Jokes I Wrote...On Paper

The Rainbow Keeper