Jokes and stuff

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“Although I am a typical loner in my daily life, my awareness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has prevented me from feelings of isolation.”

― Albert Einstein

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“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

― Albert Einstein

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“ A Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up.”

― Albert Einstein, Ideas and Opinions

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What do you call an oyster that takes all the pearls?

Shell fish.

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Why should you be careful playing cards in Africa?

There are lots of cheetahs.

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Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssssssside!

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This is a fun brain exercise from Reader's Digest:

Each of the following is a complete sentence- but it might take you a few reads to realize it. Can you understand them all?

* The man who hunts ducks out on weekends.

* The old man the boat.

* The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families.

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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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