Jokes and stuff

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“Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.”

― Einstein

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“If I were to remain silent, I'd be guilty of complicity.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Information is not knowledge.”

― Albert Einstein

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Q: Why don't you do math in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

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“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

― Steven Wright

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What did the ape say when it missed the phone call?

Who-rang-utang!

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^_^) - The Parrot

During a lull between the speeches at a recent White House dinner, one politician leans over to chat with another.

"Ya know, I bought the candidate a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, the candidate has already taught it to pronounce over two hundred words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says the politician, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."

"Oh, I know," the other politician replies, "Neither does the parrot."

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What happens when you drop a white hat into the red sea?

It gets wet.

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Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?

To see a butterfly.

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