Jokes and stuff

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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.”

― Albert Einstein, The Quotable Einstein

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“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”

― Albert Einstein

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The only difference between an ordeal and an adventure is attitude.

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“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”

― Steven Wright

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“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

― Douglas Adams

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“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

― Oscar Levant

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“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

― Albert Einstein

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What is a snake's favorite subject at school?

Hiss-tory!

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Why do koalas never wear socks?

They prefer bear feet!

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(^_^) - Marriage Stats

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married...

I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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