Thursday, July 20, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
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What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup.
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they're too heavy to carry!
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What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Summer Rerun ...

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Many of the books on this earlier list are still free:

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books_11.html

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Joke of the Day ...

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Ƹ*_*Ʒ. Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win$1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million- dollar question was no pushover.

It was: Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it

A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture?"

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be an airhead. But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.

The flakey friend responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a dim bulb, it would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand -- the woman had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Regis. "Yes, that is my final answer."

Two seconds later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that the answer is-...... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"


Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends including the woman who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And do you want to know something? It was your assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way......how did you happen to know the right answer?"
"Oh, come on!" said the spacey gal. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

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Saturday, July 15, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What did the buffalo say to his child on the first day of school?

Bi-son!
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
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Give it a nose plug!

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Thursday, July 13, 2017

Free Books July 14, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY July 14, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&;N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 Wychetts and the Key to Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wychetts-and-the-key-to-magic-william-holley/1116890434?ean=2940045256162

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-amy-stilgenbauer/1119883548?ean=2940046034134

Courage Runs Red (Blood Red Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courage-runs-red-wj-may/1121790688?ean=2940152141894

Key to Erebus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-to-erebus-emma-v-leech/1113743660?ean=2940045035118

Key to Amatahns

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-of-amatahns-elisabeth-wheatley/1103528272?ean=2940157174613

Key to Kilenya

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-of-kilenya-andrea-pearson/1021181500?ean=2940152780246

Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-nightmare-of-the-dark-shadows-laa-law/1118585754?ean=2940045670876

More Episodes:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-a-hidden-enclave-for-angels-demons-and-vampires-laa-law/1116264041?ean=2940045160506

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-andrew-and-mias-encounter-laa-law/1121100772?ean=2940046524246

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-mias-dark-encounter-laa-law/1120374752?ean=2940046178258

Were Hunter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-the-were-hunter-rebekah-r-ganiere/1121837685?ean=2940151691574

Key to the Stars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/key-to-the-stars-kevin-domenic/1103093524?ean=2940011102066 

The Key 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-brian-fisher/1106546906?ean=2940011532047

Urban

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-urban-ls-sygnet/1122928329?ean=2940152457452

To Catch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-catch-a-wolf-lynn-red/1117923858?ean=9781501401701

Daughter of the Red Dawn (The Lost Kingdom of Fallada, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daughter-of-the-red-dawn-alicia-michaels/1113068936?ean=2940154351239

Hare Today

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hare-today-bear-tomorrow-lynn-red/1122489777?ean=2940152676594

Bad Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bad-magic-c-gockel/1126061144?ean=2940157391089

Midnight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/midnight-liberty-league-brock-law/1125912003?ean=2940154045343

Going Underground

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-underground-chris-ward/1114587708?ean=2940044313644

The Red King

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-red-king-nick-cole/1123195751?ean=2940156812790

The Dragon Kepeer and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dragon-kepeer-and-other-stories-lynne-roberts/1118861321?ean=2940045732116

Fear Spiral

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fear-spiral-and-other-stories-s-r-mulrune/1122044383?ean=2940151942942

The Library of the Universes (and other Tales of the King Imminent)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-library-of-the-universes-dangerous-walker/1119711419?ean=2940045998918

Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-adriano-silva/1123293066?ean=2940152580488

Paint the Town Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paint-the-town-red-shanna-swendson/1125298702?ean=2940157055370

Into the Unknown and other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/into-the-unknown-and-other-stories-jaron-panikkar/1124491312?ean=2940153703817

NONFICTION

Dream Guy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-your-dream-guy-a-step-by-step-system-to-going-from-single-to-being-with-the-man-of-your-dreams-jake-collins/1126007091?ean=2940154317884

Attraction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-law-of-attraction-tactics-mikka-hamilton/1126551584?ean=2940154737309

Business

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-into-business-vs-looking-for-a-way-to-get-rich-quick-sven-hylt-n-cavallius/1122557551?ean=9781329437104

 Cyber

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cyber-attacks-and-the-law-of-war-michael-gervais/1118525938?ean=9781304829139

Narrative

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/narrative-of-the-life-of-frederick-douglass-frederick-douglass/1116743956?ean=9781387061129

How to Argue with Right-Wingers - A Winning Strategy to Dealing With the Other Side

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-argue-with-right-wingers-a-winning-strategy-to-dealing-with-the-other-side-daniel-a-amerson/1125960780?ean=2940154285466

The Forbidden Parapsychology - Sexual Influence from a Distance, Psychic attacks and Other Parapsychological Techniques

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forbidden-parapsychology-sexual-influence-from-a-distance-psychic-attacks-and-other-parapsychological-techniques-jose-m-herrou-aragon/1112483245?ean=9781105884658

The Cat Who Sang & Other Stories of Rescued Pets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cat-who-sang-other-stories-of-rescued-pets-brigitta-macmillan/1120816314?ean=9781326045456

Declutter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/declutter-your-home-effectively-house-cleaning-hacks-to-a-clutter-free-life-k-collins/1124074037?ean=2940153114408

Guitar

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guitar-chord-chart-chords-arranged-by-key-freehand/1018761158?ean=2940000486740

Diagnostics vs. Key Measures

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diagnostics-vs-key-measures-chris-garson/1114796489?ean=2940044355569

Grooms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-honest-guide-for-grooms-man-to-man-advice-about-suits-speeches-best-men-bucks-parties-budgets-and-other-wedding-decisions-a-happily-married-man/1115766425?ean=2940044585317

ROMANCE

Little Red: an Everland Ever After Tale

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-red-caroline-lee/1125829354?ean=2940154019450

The Keys to My Diary ~ Fern

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-keys-to-my-diary-fern-ann-omasta/1122626224?ean=2940153391045

Rowena's Key (The Golden Key Chronicles, Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rowenas-key-aj-nuest/1125091915?ean=9780007550562

Black Keys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-keys-rose-b-mashal/1121950656?ean=2940151929264

Any Other Way

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/any-other-way-michelle-ziegler/1120323077?ean=2940046147742

A Key to Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/key-to-paradise-barry-rachin/1103651173?ean=2940011138744

Worlds

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/worlds-apart-holly-mortimer/1122843149?ean=2940152733112

Learning to Live

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/learning-to-live-brenda-kennedy/1125456240?ean=2940153949352

Starr's Awakening & Hearths of Fire (Red Starr, Book One)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/starrs-awakening-hearths-of-fire-kennedy-layne/1123276532?ean=2940152831658

Red at Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-at-night-katie-mcgarry/1117445640?ean=9781460317921

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Brighter than Gold (Rogues Go West, Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brighter-than-gold-cynthia-challed-wright/1013000298?ean=2940013937710

Irish Meadows

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/irish-meadows-susan-anne-mason/1120581749?ean=9781441228567

The Golden Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/golden-key-jeanne-page/1103096334?ean=2940011100772

Afton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/afton-of-margate-castle-angela-elwell-hunt/1100417156?ean=2940149392711

Edge of Light

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/edge-of-light-ann-shorey/1100375936?ean=9781441203632

Hero's Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-heros-promise-roseanna-m-white/1117746672?ean=9780736959186

Fairchild

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fairchilds-lady-roseanna-m-white/1115299800?ean=9780736958912

Roads

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roads-of-strife-mr-arturo-miriello/1115689542?ean=2940148780854

Prejudiced

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prejudiced-alyssa-skinner/1125328061?ean=2940157288549

Street

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/street-of-angels-joe-derkacht/1027647036?ean=2940011119620

A Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-chance-for-love-d-l-biranen/1125684054?ean=2940154053157

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972

Deja Vu

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-d-j-vu-wedding-mario-v-farina/1125436345?ean=2940153943756

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940153324265

FICTION

Red Badge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-red-badge-of-courage-crane-stephen/1123153926?ean=9789176370643

The Stranger and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-stranger-and-other-stories-glen-robinson/1116893934?ean=2940045261197

Walden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/walden-or-life-in-the-woods-thoreau-henry-david/1123848187?ean=9789176371312

Dr. North's Wound and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dr-norths-wound-and-other-stories-john-dodds/1101575148?ean=2940000825884

Seafood and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seafood-and-other-stories-andre-farant/1110361709?ean=2940033139224

Lazarus Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lazarus-key-gilbert-m-stack/1106696208?ean=2940152565980

Collision

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/collision-ka-sterritt/1122759888?ean=2940152668544

Murphy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murphys-law-mark-souza/1106974002?ean=2940032811176

Shadows In The Dark and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadows-in-the-dark-and-other-stories-manoj-nair/1121320880?ean=2940046602432

Law Links (The Three Lands)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/law-links-dusk-peterson/1113921235?ean=2940154404942

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Relax

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/relax-youre-going-to-die-tai-sheridan-phd/1115304873?ean=2940033018406

The Law and the Prophets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-law-and-the-prophets-frederick-hoehn/1122528245?ean=2940151148610

The Most Important Thing You can do The Key to a worthwhile life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-most-important-thing-you-can-do-the-key-to-a-worthwhile-life-deborah-aghimien/1119971532?ean=2940045635431

Psalms In the Key of my Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/psalms-in-the-key-of-my-life-carol-shelton-moye/1120132429?ean=2940150335158

DOLPHIN MIRACLE plus your own key to LIVING MIRACLES

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dolphin-miracle-plus-your-own-key-to-living-miracles-victor-e-villase-or/1118925421?ean=9781939116819

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-is-the-law-alc/1123471799?ean=2940152875294

The Ultimate Law of the Creator

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-law-of-the-creator-c-michelle-gonzalez/1117785907?ean=2940045530620

Israel-Messianic-Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/israel-messianic-law-john-c-fenn/1123047695?ean=2940152488081

Freed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freed-from-the-law-to-serve-god-in-the-spirit-peter-newman/1125784211?ean=2940154220504

Beyond Murphy's Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-murphys-law-george-anderson/1115550874?ean=2940044562080

Law Of Attraction Collection (Law Of Attraction Series, #7)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/law-of-attraction-collection-scott-soloff/1120337362?ean=2940046240283

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Trouble

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trouble-at-the-red-pueblo-liz-adair/1119934859?ean=2940153025728

Going Down With the Ship

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-down-with-the-ship-eric-douglas/1122703504?ean=2940152370546

Still Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/still-life-with-murder-pb-ryan/1100643724?ean=2940045631624

No Place

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-place-to-die-jaden-skye/1126170839?ean=2940157567491

Blake Pierce

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blake-pierce-blake-pierce/1123827602?ean=2940156765188

Live and Let

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/live-and-let-diet-morgana-best/1123596671?ean=2940152828764

Escape

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/escape-a-new-life-david-antocci/1122220317?ean=2940157581541

Another Stab

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/another-stab-at-life-anita-higman/1102111396?ean=2940154736579

Gone The Next (Roy Ballard Mysteries, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gone-the-next-ben-rehder/1113017466?ean=2940152168969

Ink Red Dead

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ink-red-dead-joanna-campbell-slan/1122518932?ean=2940152272444

Once Gone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-gone-blake-pierce/1123127161?ean=2940157790318

SPECULATION / THEORIES

The Ultimate Key for Unifying Science and Spirituality

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-key-for-unifying-science-and-spirituality-robert-r-miller/1112408013?ean=9781105847820

The Master Key Psychological Chart

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-master-key-psychological-chart-anthony-michalski/1118522793?ean=2940148172178

COVER ART

Bearing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bearing-it-all-lynn-red/1118923373?ean=2940152673746

Red Moon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-moon-elizabeth-kelly/1116840376?ean=2940045246668

A Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-life-worth-fighting-brenda-kennedy/1121847144?ean=2940151899987

Horns

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/horns-for-the-harem-girl-lynn-red/1121963735?ean=2940152255379

Going

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-down-easy-carly-phillips/1123654237?ean=2940157002855

PSYCHOLOGY

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gratitude-attitude-the-first-how-to-be-happy-key-jem-friar/1125996225?ean=2940154306314

The Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-relenski-zortac/1124182518?ean=2940154221525

The 20 Key Principles of Goal Setting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-20-key-principles-of-goal-setting-drew-pierce/1113575244?ean=2940044971998

Interpreting Procrastination; Key to Success, Happiness and Wellness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interpreting-procrastination-key-to-success-happiness-and-wellness-wasif-haq/1125470986?ean=9781365648717

HUMOR

Questionable Wisdom: Things I've Learned, Stuff I've Encountered, and a Large Pile of Random Words

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/questionable-wisdom-charles-key/1117105304?ean=9781304306937

The Great American Pee Fight And Other True Stories Of The 50's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-great-american-pee-fight-and-other-true-stories-of-the-50s-joseph-dimari/1114301993?ean=2940045116060

 POETRY

Whole

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-whole-lotta-beautiful-and-other-poems-of-love-jason-wallace/1122112527?ean=2940151966993

"In the Weave of Night" and Other Sonnets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-weave-of-night-and-other-sonnets-daniel-hargrove/1121156452?ean=2940046554793
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Joke of the Day ..

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A man sits down at a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

And the man responds "Nothing, I tried alcohol once and didn't like it."


So the bartender offers him some pretzels, and the man responds, "No thanks, I tried them once and didn't like them."


""Well, then, I guess you are here to watch the baseball game on the TV."

To which the man responds, "No I watched baseball once and didn't like it. I am here waiting for my son."


The bartender replies, "Let me guess. He's an only child?"

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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - Shingles

Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles...' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

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Monday, July 10, 2017

Summer Rerun ....

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Many of these books are still free, please check the price before you click buy ....


http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books.html

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Jokes of the Day ..

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come…
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
To!
To who?
To whom, you mean!
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Sunday, July 9, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.

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Saturday, July 8, 2017

Jokes of the Day...

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?
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“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
― Steven Wright
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Friday, July 7, 2017

Free Friday Selection ...

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Free Friday Selection:

Buried


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/readouts/buried-twisted-cedar-mysteries-1/

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Free Nook Books July 7, 2017 ...

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LIST FOR FRIDAY July 07, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 Concise History of Portsong

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-concise-history-of-portsong-mark-myers/1118048148?ean=2940045555937

Double Crossed: A Spies and Thieves Story

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/double-crossed-ally-carter/1125985406?ean=9781423187479

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-concise-re-telling-of-the-life-of-god-edgar-million/1121209265?ean=2940046571110

Feyland

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feyland-the-dark-realm-anthea-sharp/1111072799?ean=2940046311792

Hidden Realms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hidden-realms-dean-murray/1124749179?ean=2940153506784

Valkyrie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/valkyrie-in-the-demon-realm-lynne-murray/1121956631?ean=2940046252323

Reunion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reunion-f-e-heaton/1102346159?ean=2940157396312

Within

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/within-the-realm-jillian-neal/1115882111?ean=2940148438960

Patch 17

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/patch-17-g-akella/1125473334?ean=2940153971100

Amanda

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amanda-ackers-and-the-realm-of-the-witches-glennandsasha-gabriel/1110360947?ean=2940033136148

Reclaiming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reclaiming-the-maze-eddie-patin/1125130262?ean=2940153539669

Out of Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-paradise-a-short-story-of-zombie-fantasy-fiction-from-the-tropics-forgotten-tales-from-the-realms-of-primoria-eddie-patin/1125124515?ean=2940153485072

Ranger's Folly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rangers-folly-jt-williams/1126484763?ean=2940154705162

The Captive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-captive-locke-thomas/1123144888?ean=9781441223548

Bait

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bait-kc-blake/1115218705?ean=2940044497689

Realm Shift

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/realm-shift-james-somers/1103105217?ean=2940011131608

Realm Box Set

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-realm-conrad-powell/1115276638?ean=2940044511743

Shifting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shifting-in-the-realms-ms-theresa-snyder/1120182689?ean=2940046503258

Realm of Hope

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/realm-of-hope-cass-ark-galleas/1126031142?ean=2940154073063

Wolf

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-realm-of-the-wolf-walter-lazo/1114305133?ean=2940044267015

Star Realm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-star-realm-julie-elizabeth-powell/1123743054?ean=2940153203515

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-star-realm-1-avalon-trilogy-julie-elizabeth-powell/1123808130?ean=9781326645809

The Captive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-captive-shannon-peel/1123587356?ean=2940152939170

The Hidden Realm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hidden-realm-adrian-kyte/1013312248?ean=9781447654070

The Dim Realm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dim-realm-volume-i-matt-holgate/1124742377?ean=2940153481838

Family Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/family-choices-patrick-spatz/1126654908?ean=2940153967738

Guardian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-guardian-linda-mcnabb/1117447307?ean=2940152846874

Into the Realm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/into-the-realm-chanelle-nash/1125323281?ean=2940153908373

NONFICTION

Celtic Mythology

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/celtic-mythology-hourly-history/1124576538?ean=2940153192369

Strategy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strategic-choices-gerald-nanninga/1121899832?ean=9781329112230

30-Second London

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-london-edward-dennison/1126455023?ean=9781782405429

New York

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-new-york-sarah-fenton/1126455022?ean=9781782405412

Classic Music

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-classical-music-joanne-cormac/1126455020?ean=9781782405399

Here Comes The Quiz Book

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/here-comes-the-quiz-book-vol-2-bernard-morris/1126242251?ean=2940157162535

More by this author:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Bernard%20Morris%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Fiction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-your-fiction-jeffrey-penn-may/1102840825?ean=2940011301933

Fashion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-fashion-rebecca-arnold/1126455019?ean=9781782404392

How to Make All Your Best Shopping Color Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-make-all-your-best-shopping-color-choices-rb-spell/1126134537?ean=2940154317204

Medicine

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-medicine-gabrielle-m-finn/1126455021?ean=9781782405405

Everything Solved: The Universe Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/everything-solved-austin-torney/1113036047?ean=2940044732681

Ending to Life of Pi Explained: An Essay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ending-to-life-of-pi-explained-donna-anastasi/1114999699?ean=2940044419803

Free Lunch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/there-is-such-a-thing-as-a-free-lunch-mercedes-del-ray/1121698007?ean=2940151850827

A Shrewd Spy Named Christopher Columbus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-shrewd-spy-named-christopher-columbus-sar-perlman/1123425298?ean=2940152776553

30-Second Einstein

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-einstein-brian-clegg/1126455017?ean=9781782404330

Ancient Greece

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-ancient-greece-matthew-nicholls/1126455018?ean=9781782404354

October Crash

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/october-crash-of-1987-explained-wong-y-t/1121288327?ean=2940046598162

Flash Crash

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flash-crash-explained-wong-y-t/1120923722?ean=2940046463187

Epigenetics

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/epigenetics-explained-janine-schott/1103167546?ean=2940011249082

Debits and Credits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/debits-and-credits-explained-spatially-kip-larcen/1125139392?ean=2940153846446

Internet of Things

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-internet-of-things-explained-zcorum/1123885963?ean=2940153053066

Technical Analysis

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/technical-analysis-explained-ifc-markets/1120912524?ean=9781312695153

Garden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-garden-realm-guide-to-edible-plant-families-kelly-wade/1125408289?ean=9781326895402

AP United States History Key Terms Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ap-united-states-history-key-terms-explained-ethan-koch/1123121274?ean=2940152515367

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Concise Pharmacology of Select Ayurvedic Formulations

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/concise-pharmacology-of-select-ayurvedic-formulations-phool-chander/1116839646?ean=2940045244114

Reverse Diabetes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diabetes-david-corr/1123286637?ean=2940152749922

Healer's Choice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/healers-choice-alexander-lewis/1118943052?ean=2940045774307

Lose Like a Winner

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lose-like-a-winner-maria-tarnev-wydro-hd/1120852136?ean=2940046430059

Never Binge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-binge-again-glenn-livingston/1122861511?ean=2940152428506

ROMANCE

Dark Realms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-realms-kristen-middleton/1118821227?ean=2940046273335

Drake's Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drakes-promise-kat-wells/1126407783?ean=2940157601423

Dark Promise (Between Worlds #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-promise-julia-crane/1112301582?ean=2940014996471

Promise to Marry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/promise-to-marry-jessica-wood/1120322608?ean=2940154292556

A Promise Of Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-promise-of-home-wendy-vella/1122589906?ean=2940151743020

Reckless Prudence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reckless-prudence-josephine-kent/1116393841?ean=2940045198127

Stone Embrace

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-embrace-danielle-monsch/1119711578?ean=9781938593116

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

The Highland Bride's Choice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/highland-brides-choice-amanda-forester/1116823791?ean=9781402286285

A Hero's Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-heros-promise-roseanna-m-white/1117746672?ean=9780736959186

To Love Anew

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-love-anew-bonnie-leon/1100375583?ean=9781441202734

Roanoke

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roanoke-angela-elwell-hunt/1000082179?ean=2940149330294

Love's Unfading Light

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-unfading-light-naomi-rawlings/1125454417?ean=2940157263287

Miss Marshal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/marrying-miss-marshal-lacy-williams/1100276176?ean=2940157315832

City of Angels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/city-of-angels-james-scott-bell/1109625703?ean=2940014237369

Love's Beginning

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-beginning-naomi-rawlings/1125454425?ean=2940157263348

Canteen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/canteen-dreams-cara-c-putman/1102574381?ean=2940157621384

The Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-promise-dd-chant/1120257888?ean=2940046112009

Afton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/afton-of-margate-castle-angela-elwell-hunt/1100417156?ean=2940149392711

Love and Redemption

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-redemption-suzanne-d-williams/1114680365?ean=2940016288536

Keep the Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/keep-the-promise-cyndi-faria/1118596835?ean=2940149063901

Sentence of Marriage (Promises to Keep Series #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sentence-of-marriage-shayne-parkinson/1018303827

Broken Wings

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-wings-dianne-price/1116810338?ean=2940148804475

Edge of Light

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/edge-of-light-ann-shorey/1100375936?ean=9781441203632

Pilgrimage of Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pilgrimage-of-promise-cathy-bryant/1114941611?ean=2940154070611

Island Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/island-promise-sandra-e-sinclair/1123889237?ean=2940154186725

Promising a Rose

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/promising-a-rose-jerry-s-eicher/1126440625

FICTION

The Last Man in the World Explains All

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-last-man-in-the-world-explains-all-d-krauss/1118904623?ean=2940045754712

Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paradise-naci-krystine-warnke/1114157120?ean=2940157042875

Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spies-michael-d-britton/1114044082?ean=2940045138307

Spy Games

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spy-games-kelly-love/1122657832?ean=2940152270587

deleted scene:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spy-games-deleted-scene-kelly-love/1122186627?ean=2940152131031

For His Eyes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/for-his-eyes-only-juliette-jaye/1114304039?ean=2940044247291

Out of the Blue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-the-blue-lisa-brunette/1122082471?ean=2940151956383

Vivian's Choice: An Expanded Scene from Orphan Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vivians-choice-christina-baker-kline/1125320627?ean=9780062674654

Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/choices-andrew-mang/1120631250?ean=2940046363951

Bad Choices Make Good Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bad-choices-make-good-stories-oliver-markus-malloy/1126613633?ean=2940154422243

Best of Bad Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-of-bad-choices-devin-sumarno/1120864269?ean=2940046441833

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

A Concise History of Christianity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-concise-history-of-christianity-k-l-bruenn/1125873039?ean=2940154032510

Missionary Enterprise in the East

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missionary-enterprise-in-the-east-richard-collins/1026188794?ean=2940020823600

How

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-i-became-a-christian-drtimothy-sng/1119711128?ean=2940045995603

Islam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/islam-syed-h-akhtar/1121458998?ean=9781483547787

Islam Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/islam-explained-dogan-can/1125797518?ean=2940154012932

Understanding The Laws Of The Realms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/understanding-the-laws-of-the-realms-norman-sabadi/1116351753?ean=2940045195126

The Bible Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bible-explained-timothy-duke/1122417270?ean=9781329367913

I Want

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-want-to-be-a-christian-now-what-di-allen/1113031687?ean=2940032849483

True Religion Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-religion-explained-eric-lawton/1116394642?ean=2940045204187

The Logic of Attraction: The Law of Attraction Explained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-logic-of-attraction-mark-ty-wharton/1113657841?ean=9781447550952

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Jeremy's Potential

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jeremys-potential-b-k-brain/1122976358?ean=2940152664232

Promise You Won't Tell?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/promise-you-wont-tell-john-locke/1114302175?ean=2940153984780

It Takes a Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/it-takes-a-spy-nanette-chance/1126317086?ean=9781545265048

Eastern Shadows

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eastern-shadows-cj-somersby/1123430507?ean=2940152808049

Code Name Phoenix

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/code-name-phoenix-george-m-james/1121100698?ean=2940046523201

Love is For Tomorrow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-is-for-tomorrow-michael-karner/1122669792?ean=2940152358025

Code Name Blue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/code-name-blue-tang-george-m-james/1123093421?ean=2940152500974

The Hidden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hidden-b-k-brain/1123048607?ean=2940152697247

More by this author:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22B.%20K.%20Brain%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/choices-alexander-f-patterson/1122840733?ean=2940152719055

Code Name Anika

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/code-name-anika-george-m-james/1124985649?ean=2940153799940

Spy in Berlin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-spy-in-berlin-astrid-julian/1119982618?ean=2940045644389

Death Of Choice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-choice-micheal-maxwell/1122703452?ean=2940152369847

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Ranveer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ranveer-explains-almost-everything-ranveer-panjabari/1125710454?ean=2940154237687

COVER ART

King, King

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/king-king-goose-a-realm-of-the-dragon-shifters-short-story-mandy-m-roth/1120641021?ean=2940046238938

Her Vampire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-vampires-promise-jordan-k-rose/1121116158?ean=2940151721813

Prophecy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prophecy-felicity-heaton/1126382904?ean=2940157396305

One Knight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-knight-only-michelle-miles/1106367473?ean=2940152610604

PSYCHOLOGY

Sexual Worries Explained, Book 5

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sexual-worries-explained-book-5-earnest-long/1126371133?ean=2940154360279

More by this author:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Earnest%20Long%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/choices-laura-green/1115193763?ean=2940044435674

Making Right Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/making-right-choices-in-life-oluwagbemiga-olowosoyo/1112316051?ean=9781105923449

HUMOR

Explain That to a Martian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/explain-that-to-a-martian-gary-weston/1108001896?ean=2940032899891

2 Explain That to a Martian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/explain-that-to-a-martian-2-gary-weston/1109505959?ean=2940033065653

3 Explain That to a Martian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/explain-that-to-a-martian-3-gary-weston/1110361188?ean=2940033135509

"Life Is About Choices" For Dummies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-is-about-choices-for-dummies-t-john-greene/1121342257?ean=2940046612530

Bizarre Fables

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bizarre-fables-about-stupid-choices-e-reltso/1114675920?ean=2940044325821

 POETRY

Precisely Concise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/precisely-concise-preethi-saravanakumar/1125516453?ean=9781365660153

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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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This is a fun brain exercise from Reader's Digest:

Each of the following is a complete sentence- but it might take you a few reads to realize it. Can you understand them all?

* The man who hunts ducks out on weekends.

* The old man the boat.

* The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families.
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Why should you be careful playing cards in Africa?

There are lots of cheetahs.
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Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssssssside!

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Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Jokes of the day ....

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Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
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Teacher: What's 1 + 1?
Student: One.
Teacher: No, it's two.
Student: Not if one is an alligator and the other one is a chicken.
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There are no birds in last year's nest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

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Why was the cat staring at the computer?
It was stalking the mouse.
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Why did the dog dive into the pond?
He was chasing a catfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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Monday, July 3, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

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Sunday, July 2, 2017

Overwrought literary passage of the day .....

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Overwrought literary passage of the day .....


“During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country; and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher. I know not how it was--but, with the first glimpse of the building, a sense of insufferable gloom pervaded my spirit. I say insufferable; for the feeling was unrelieved by any of that half-pleasurable, because poetic, sentiment, with which the mind usually receives even the sternest natural images of the desolate or terrible. I looked upon the scene before me--upon the mere house, and the simple landscape features of the domain--upon the bleak walls--upon the vacant eye-like windows--upon a few rank sedges--and upon a few white trunks of decayed trees--with an utter depression of soul which I can compare to no earthly sensation more properly than to the after-dream of the reveler upon opium--the bitter lapse into everyday life--the hideous dropping off of the veil. There was an iciness, a sinking, a sickening of the heart--an unredeemed dreariness of thought which no goading of the imagination could torture into aught of the sublime.” 

― Edgar Allan Poe, The Fall of the House of Usher and Other Tales

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Joke of the Day ...

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) - The Parrot

During a lull between the speeches at a recent White House dinner, one politician leans over to chat with another.

"Ya know, I bought the candidate a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, the candidate has already taught it to pronounce over two hundred words!"
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"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says the politician, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."

"Oh, I know," the other politician replies, "Neither does the parrot."

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Saturday, July 1, 2017

Jokes of the Day

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Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
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Friday, June 30, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection

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To Love Anew (Sydney Cove Book #1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/9781441202734

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Free Books for June 30, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY June 30, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Animals: Guess the Animal Kids Book

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/animals-selena-dale/1125058093?ean=2940153204833

White Robes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/white-robes-david-kudler/1125298861?ean=2940153899497

Spy Catchers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spy-catchers-of-maple-hill-esampler-megan-frazer-blakemore/1118114352?ean=9781619635715

May on the Way: How I Become a K9 Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/may-on-the-way-kc-frantzen/1125016664?ean=2940156702701

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Interesting Times

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interesting-times-matthew-storm/1114819565?ean=2940154351505

Galaxy Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/galaxy-spies-philip-benge/1113845506?ean=2940045060868

Vested Interest

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-vested-interest-john-chapman/1122559864?ean=2940044744868

Ian's Gang: Conflict of Interests

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ians-gang-conflict-of-interests-ian-kidd/1112409875?ean=2940044744318

NONFICTION

Translating Chinese Tradition and Teaching Tangut Culture

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/translating-chinese-tradition-and-teaching-tangut-culture-imre-galambos/1123389460?ean=9783110453164

Random Facts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/random-facts-bill-oneill/1125852759?ean=2940154172452

Trivia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trivia-questions-bill-oneill/1125852838?ean=2940154238448

Havana

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/havana-tips-and-tricks-mario-rizzi/1119459004?ean=9781310684630

The Interesting Narrative of the Life of Olaudah Equiano

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-interesting-narrative-of-the-life-of-olaudah-equiano-olaudah-equiano/1116765966?ean=9781365765643

The Memoirs of Detective Vidocq: Convict, Spy and Principal Agent of the French Police

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-memoirs-of-detective-vidocq-eugene-francois-vidocq/1121286586?ean=9781365727009

Atomic Espionage & Atom Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/atomic-espionage-atom-spies-ratan-lal-basu/1122703541?ean=2940152371017

Propose

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/propose-prepare-present-alistair-croll/1115448410?ean=9781449371746

Music Matters

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-music-matters-peter-lee/1122663706?ean=2940152353679

The Battle of Chancellorsville

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-battle-of-chancellorsville-the-attack-of-stonewall-jackson-and-his-army-upon-the-right-flank-of-the-army-of-the-potomac-at-chancellorsville-virginia-on-saturday-afternoon-may-2-1863-augustus-c-hamlin/1025886933?ean=2940017188699

Australia's Most Embarrassing Spy Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/australias-most-embarrassing-spy-secret-neil-landers/1120517515?ean=2940046222371

Essential Python

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-python-kevin-vans-colina/1123058221?ean=2940152490336

Guitar Chord

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guitar-chord-chart-essential-guitar-chords-freehand/1018761159?ean=2940000486757

Smart Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-guide-to-smart-home-automation-safety-security-homementors/1121944437?ean=2940152205633

Gardening

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-essential-gardening-guide-robert-donaldson/1113744566?ean=2940045037952

Skottle Grill

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-essential-skottle-grill-cookbook-jerry-lecuyer/1126402789?ean=2940154325759

Mobile Technology

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-mobile-technology-for-real-estate-and-empowered-careers-michael-antoniak/1113022091?ean=2940000896419

Viral Marketing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-viral-marketing-tips-strategies-for-2016-and-beyond-ron-benson/1122928443?ean=2940152707908

Commercial

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2017-commercial-industrial-common-interest-development-act-epsten-grinnell-howell/1125148242?ean=2940153386478

Start Up

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/start-up-essentials-rachael-l-thompson/1124209096?ean=2940153127965

Fixing Fiction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fixing-fiction-essentials-john-allie/1124326917?ean=2940153667454

Treasure Hunter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-successful-treasure-hunters-essential-guide-david-villanueva/1120206113?ean=2940046089561

Oils for Dogs

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-dogs-scott-jenkins/1122536293?ean=2940152320268

Compound

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/compound-interest-edward-e-rochon/1121205794?ean=2940046568455

Interest Rate

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interest-rate-a-centuries-old-mystery-and-conspiracy-hak-choi/1112316775?ean=2940044720565

Annuals

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-beginners-guide-to-annuals-and-biennials-dueep-j-singh/1121136009?ean=2940046545715

Grimm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grimm-nbc-entertainment/1112481283?ean=9781938069420

Serial Killers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/serial-killers-jack-rosewood/1123720408?ean=2940153241531

Interesting Business on County Road 831

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interesting-business-on-county-road-831-richard-lighthouse/1125902720?ean=2940154042786

Shopify

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shopify-marc-hayes/1125410864?ean=2940153936420

Shopify Store

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shopify-store-secrets-evan-jones/1125515674?ean=2940153968803

Leadership

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-essence-of-leadership-edward-j-murphy/1122870897?ean=2940151912099

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Essential Oils

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-beginners-scott-jenkins/1122402960?ean=2940152208788

Cypress Oil

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cypress-essential-oil-the-most-powerful-detoxifier-cleanser-in-aromatherapy-ways-to-use-kg-stiles/1122863594?ean=2940152668339

Marjoram

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-marjoram-essential-oil-anti-spasmodic-healer-restorative-pain-reliever-plus-how-to-use-guide-recipes-kg-stiles/1126078673?ean=2940152752762

Aromatherapy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/aromatherapy-marta-tuchowska/1125293350?ean=2940153535814

Home Made

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homemade-beauty-products-cassia-albinson/1123879267?ean=2940154333624

Healthy Diet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/healthy-diet-cy-lack/1124691265?ean=2940153746739

Holistic Wellness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holistic-wellness-treatments-for-total-wellbeing-beauty-and-health-marta-tuchowska/1123150406?ean=2940152734959

Yogi Training

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-essential-yogi-training-alanna-kaivalya/1124127673?ean=2940153375762

Failed Steward: How Mainstream Medicine Has Lost the Best Interest of the Public's Health

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/failed-steward-james-bogash-dc/1119222241?ean=2940045822718

COOKING

Jamaican Dinners

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jamaican-dinners-chicken-and-fish-beef-and-stews-miquel-marvin-samuels/1113035665?ean=2940044955295

Summer Recipes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/summer-recipes-without-the-calories-justine-pattison/1122271984?ean=9781409163183

Paleo

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-diet-for-beginners-george-letton/1126448670?ean=2940154382813

ROMANCE

Son of a Duke

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/son-of-a-duke-jessie-clever/1120668298?ean=2940016541006

Living with Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/living-with-spies-samantha-david/1119322559?ean=2940045848527

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

With This Click

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/with-this-click-i-thee-wed-bonnie-r-paulson/1125361973?ean=2940154178232

Scandal Of Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/scandal-of-love-janelle-daniels/1124697022?ean=2940153560748

Promising

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/promising-a-rose-jerry-s-eicher/1126440625?ean=9780736969567

Lone Star

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lone-star-cowboy-league-linda-ford/1126400489?ean=9781488032677

Carleton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-carlton-karla-gracey/1123871530?ean=2940153219103

Twin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sheikhs-twin-baby-surprise-holly-rayner/1126384253?ean=2940154362884

Giovanna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/giovanna-lorena-dove/1126345130?ean=2940154295588

First Bark

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-at-first-bark-dana-mentink/1126236289?ean=9780736972789

Lost Fortune

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-fortune-sandra-e-sinclair/1125512400?ean=2940154210048

Rania

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rania-ropes-a-rancher-linda-hubalek/1122172453?ean=2940152775730

Ethan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-ethan-karla-gracey/1123878533?ean=2940152745481

Flight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-takes-flight-chantal-williams/1124693362?ean=2940153489018

A Prize

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/historical-romance-rose-haven/1123167078?ean=2940152535402

Margaret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

Heaven on Earth

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123851961?ean=2940153038360

Regency

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/historical-romance-rose-haven/1122692280?ean=2940152366686

You've Got a Way

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123872052?ean=2940153047430

FICTION

Glasses for Mrs. Gladys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/glasses-for-mrs-gladys-santresda-johnson/1125799389?ean=2940157442378

Spying on Heaven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spying-on-heaven-edgar-million/1123872231?ean=2940153049168

Divided

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-divided-spy-9-chapter-sampler-charles-cumming/1125053297?ean=9781250145345

The Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spy-israel-del-rio/1108109514?ean=9781105303654

Kiss The Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kiss-the-spy-vonda-kambro/1126570200?ean=2940154717189

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Communism

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-communism-as-religion-chris-myrski/1126493691?ean=2940154396230

The Ten Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ten-spies-frederick-hoehn/1120030000?ean=2940149666140

Confessions of a British Spy and British Enmity Against Islam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/confessions-of-a-british-spy-and-british-enmity-against-islam-m-sddk-g-m/1108148476?ean=2940032952749

Popular Misreads Of Reality

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/popular-misreads-of-reality-damion-boyd/1125370369?ean=2940153919829

How to Honor a Difficult Parent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-honor-a-difficult-parent-mrs-cynthia-bailey-rug/1120816293?ean=9781312583948

Spiritual Events

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-essential-guide-to-spiritual-events-inelia-benz/1123897890?ean=9781365124105

Zen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-guide-to-zen-lucas-olczyk/1116599897?ean=2940045221597

Christian Essentials

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-essentials-felix-immanuel/1123867405?ean=2940153046709

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

The Incident

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-incident-lars-emmerich/1122545804?ean=2940045990639

British Mystery Multipacks Vol. 6

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/british-mystery-multipacks-vol-6-british-spy-mysteries-john-buchan/1122830434?ean=2940151073493

Caliban

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-caliban-program-richard-fox/1121288206?ean=2940151754941

I Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-spy-with-my-little-eye-lee-strauss/1126025734?ean=2940154199299

Devil's Due

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/devils-due-cards-in-the-deck-1-robert-stanek/1120052874?ean=9781627161329

The Cotton Spies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cotton-spies-simon-glyndwr-john/1118627977?ean=2940045691765

Never

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-say-spy-diane-henders/1107017706?ean=2940032813873

Old Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-old-spy-story-terry-morgan/1107757330?ean=2940044600447

Spy Like Me

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-spy-like-me-laura-pauling/1110062111?ean=2940014165440

Saw Her

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-spy-i-saw-her-die-ian-cp-irvine/1123861624?ean=2940153042237

The Spy I Loved

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spy-i-loved-dusty-miller/1121638300?ean=2940151839068

The Stranger and Mrs. Adams

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-stranger-and-mrs-adams-rod-hoisington/1123662963?ean=2940152967258

Spy People

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spy-people-duncan-james/1117298688?ean=2940045359504

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Interesting Insights in the world of Indian Roofed Turtles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interesting-insights-in-the-world-of-indian-roofed-turtles-ayush-pathak/1124742352?ean=2940153530529


FOREIGN

O espião inglês

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/o-espi-o-ingl-s-daniel-silva/1123447852?ean=9788416502592

COVER ART

Beginnings

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-beginnings-kennedy-layne/1121836535?ean=2940152729672

Wild

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wild-vivi-anna/1125582092?ean=2940154252581

PSYCHOLOGY

Habits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-7-essential-habits-of-successful-people-beau-norton/1123644422?ean=2940153193199

Behavior

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ten-interesting-things-about-human-behavior-suzanne-l-davis/1105609827?ean=2940011492952

Goals

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-8-essential-reasons-why-you-need-goals-david-barton/1124360591?ean=2940153672434

Not Interested

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-do-you-mean-youre-not-interested-in-sex-amanda-c-lee/1117447158?ean=2940045433488

Life Enhancement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/11-essential-life-enhancement-secrets-james-malone/1123690795?ean=2940152983937

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

DC Essentials

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dc-essential-graphic-novels-2017-various/1125158204?ean=9781401275877

HUMOR

Mrs Mathews is Afraid of Cricket Bats

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mrs-mathews-is-afraid-of-cricket-bats-steven-pirie/1109863857?ean=2940033104710

The Spy Who Bluffed Me

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spy-who-bluffed-me-andy-rivers/1122237465?ean=2940152006872

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