Saturday, December 31, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(*_*) - Overheard in a Diner

A guy walks into a diner, sits down and is waiting to give his order. He looks around and sees a sign, '$500.00 CASH if we can't fill your order!'

He thinks 'How can they do that? I know, I'll get them!'

The waitress comes and he says, 'I want a white elephant ear sandwich on rye bread!'

The waitress says OK and takes his order to the kitchen.

A few minutes later, all hell breaks loose in the kitchen - yelling, cussing, pots and pans being thrown around, etc. - sounds like the kitchen is being torn apart.

Soon the owner comes out and lays 5 $100 bills on the table in front of the customer.

The owner says, 'Well, you got us. I have to admit though, in over 5 years of doing business, this is the FIRST time we have EVER run out of the big loaf of sliced rye bread!'

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Friday, December 30, 2016

Free at time of posting ....

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Free Pre-Orders ...


Orphan Train


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Serena


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Clean version of "Lost in Temptation" ....

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Alexandra: A Sweet and Clean Historical Romance (Regency Chase Brides, Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864&st=AFF&2sid=Pubmark%20Inc._5620418_NA&sourceId=AFFPubmark%20Inc.M000019

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B&N Free Friday Book ....

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Free at posting:

A Cold Day for Murder (Kate Shugak Series #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cold-day-for-murder-dana-stabenow/1101002139?ean=2940012208538

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Free Nooks Books Dec 30 , 2016 .....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY December 30

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Pirates of Savannah Trilogy: Book One

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pirates-of-savannah-trilogy-tarrin-p-lupo/1112134728?ean=2940032909033

Stories from a Funny Little Farm: Meet Scrappy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stories-from-a-funny-little-farm-ann-thomas/1120360075?ean=2940046169317

Miss Flimp Fundraises

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-flimp-fundraises-zoe-ainsworth-grigg/1116351675?ean=2940045193535

Missing! (The Florida Chase, Part 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-paul-moxham/1111898203?ean=9781498916776

A to Z of Silly Animals

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-to-z-of-silly-animals-james-fraser/1114821749?ean=2940044363168

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Jeremy's Potential (Odd choices & Disturbing Behavior, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jeremys-potential-b-k-brain/1122976358?ean=2940152664232

Shifting Light

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shifting-light-emily-ann-ward/1111388538?ean=2940033278466

Shifting Identity (The Magickeepers Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shifting-identity-zhu-hsia/1120477075?ean=2940046250237

Ready to Were

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ready-to-were-robyn-peterman/1120724606?ean=2940046394641

Shifting Moonlight

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shifting-moonlight-ahmari-das/1118399462?ean=2940045606745

Primal Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/primal-shift-griffin-hayes/1116057481?ean=2940044609686

Witch Way Bends

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/witch-way-bends-olivia-hardin/1107735419?ean=2940152686753

Highland Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/highland-shift-laura-harner/1104528023?ean=2940045219808

Vampire Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vampire-shift-tim-orourke/1114680540?ean=2940011447457

Sweet Magic Song (Bend-Bite-Shift, #8)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-magic-song-olivia-hardin/1117516223?ean=2940151665407

Minor Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-minor-shift-tabitha-conall/1122097788?ean=2940151670005

Linear Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/linear-shift-part-one-1-paul-b-kohler/1119220574?ean=2940149604159

The Realm Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/realm-shift-james-somers/1103105217?ean=2940011131608

Shifted Agony

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shifted-agony-dk-holmberg/1121818995?ean=2940153509389

Graveyard Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/graveyard-shift-angela-roquet/1018550525?ean=2940045416474

NONFICTION

Essential Oils: Detailed Essential Oils For Beginners

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-matt-hall/1122766435?ean=2940152394771

Everything You Wanted to Know About Ballet But Were Afraid to Ask

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-ballet-but-were-afraid-to-ask-grier-cooper/1123641872?ean=2940152959376

Italy Travel Guide

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/italy-travel-guide-manuel-de-cortes/1123671621?ean=2940153236377

Miss the Shot: A Guide to Ethical Wildlife Photography

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-the-shot-peter-yuen/1124828816?ean=2940153776729

Telling Details, 2nd Edition

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/telling-details-2nd-edition-kat-duncan/1105810482?ean=2940011152580

Selling on Shopify

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/selling-on-shopify-brian-patrick/1119633250?ean=2940045974288

How to Buy and Sell Gold and Silver

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-buy-and-sell-gold-silver-privately-doyle-shuler/1122911545?ean=2940152447149

Crowd Power in the Age of Human Potential

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crowd-power-in-the-age-of-human-potential-joy-case/1122023980?ean=2940151937412

Welfare Parasites Can Support More Children than Billionaires

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/welfare-parasites-can-support-more-children-than-billionaires-jim-thio/1115077919?ean=2940044423367

Reader Magnets

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reader-magnets-nick-stephenson/1120724423?ean=2940046272994

Nursing Careers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nursing-careers-chase-hassen/1123628492?ean=2940153227160

Detecting the Potential for Violence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/detecting-the-potential-for-violence-jane-gilgun/1114045216?ean=2940044201590

Child Support For The Single Daddy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/child-support-for-the-single-daddy-nick-thomas/1122107290?ean=2940151962506

Job Questions You Will Be Asked

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/job-questions-you-will-be-asked-natalie-fisher/1124809416?ean=2940153495217

Disability Support Services Handbook

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/disability-support-services-handbook-rochester-community-and-technical-college/1104808702?ean=2940011370144

Supporting Learning Online

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/supporting-learning-online-paul-trowler/1120258170?ean=2940045836050

Babylon 5 Asked & Answered

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/babylon-5-asked-answered-j-michael-straczynski/1113574075?ean=2940044996984

Essays on Human Potential, Volume I

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essays-on-human-potential-volume-i-inhousepress/1107044254?ean=2940032808497

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Daniel Plan: Demystified - Soul Support And Healthy Weight Loss With 25 Delicious Daniel Plan Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daniel-plan-darrin-wiggins/1121144955?ean=2940152219319

It Takes a Village: Finding the Right Support System in Addiction Recovery

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/it-takes-a-village-alexandrea-holder/1123243289?ean=2940152779905

COOKING

25 Delicious Salads

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-delicious-salad-recipes-sallie-stone/1122577810?ean=9783739609836

The Ketogenic Diet: 35 Simple & Delicious Ketogenic Diet Recipes For Fast Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ketogenic-diet-sara-elliott-price/1124302829?ean=2940153335155

Raw Food Diet: Delicious Raw Food Diet Tips

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/raw-food-diet-marta-tuchowska/1125314849?ean=2940154244166

Dump Cake

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dump-cake-sara-banks/1120520677?ean=2940151917438

Vegan Cookbook

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vegan-cookbook-for-beginners-karen-greenvang/1123850471?ean=2940153403458

Low Carb Diet

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/low-carb-diet-tony-wilson/1124360810?ean=2940153676012

ROMANCE

Her Heart for the Asking, a Western Romance (Texas Hearts, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-heart-for-the-asking-a-western-romance-lisa-mondello/1120340189?ean=2940046249910

Love's Funny That Way (The Wedding Ring Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-funny-that-way-pamela-burford/1004155880?ean=2940153560946

Missing Heiress

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-heiress-marti-talbott/1120668289?ean=2940158509612

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Miss Hopeful

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-laura-fletcher/1124564871?ean=2940153329062

Violet Miracle

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/violet-miracle-a-little-bit-of-coffee-flowers-and-romance-christina-li/1121667249?ean=2940151844048

The Tenacious Miss Tamerlane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tenacious-miss-tamerlane-kasey-michaels/1103107780?ean=2940151841405

Ring of Truth

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ring-of-truth-jaclyn-weist/1122935858?ean=2940153198590

Before Us

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-us-roberta-capizzi/1123126736?ean=2940152515992

Surviving San Francisco

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/surviving-san-francisco-susan-oloier/1123165797?ean=2940152623581

Always

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/always-jerusha-moors/1123521466?ean=2940152919424

The Unflappable Miss Fairchild

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unflappable-miss-fairchild-regina-scott/1002600603?ean=2940156919017

Miss Amelia

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-amelia-lands-a-duke-sandy-raven/1120721174?ean=2940152226867

FICTION

Personal Security Detail: A Short Story

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/personal-security-detail-b-neil-brown/1124593180?ean=2940153720654

The Contraband Pipeline

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-contraband-pipeline-norman-f-hewes/1123587405?ean=2940152939026

Let's Get Serious

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lets-get-serious-maureen-reil/1117557808?ean=2940045454308

The Adventures of Miss Maybelle

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-adventures-of-miss-maybelle-meredith-rae-morgan/1025684138?ean=2940011345463

Details

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/details-steve-wilson/1115655342?ean=2940044574977

Missing Link

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-link-varun-vashist/1120198124?ean=2940046239300

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

The Details - That Separates the Winners from the Struggling People

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-details-that-separates-the-winners-from-the-struggling-people-sven-hylt-n-cavallius/1122623333?ean=9781329509603

The Incredible Human Potential

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-incredible-human-potential-herbert-w-armstrong/1117785445?ean=9781304502773

Self-Mastery: Actualize Your Potential

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/self-mastery-pn-murray/1125283655?ean=2940153550152

Potential: The 5 Pillars to Unlock Excellence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/potential-kevin-cole/1120416636?ean=9781312538375

The Most Important Questions to Ask Yourself

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-most-important-questions-to-ask-yourself-lidiya-k/1119358374?ean=2940045855068

The Kingdom-Building Church

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-kingdom-building-church-ben-peters/1122378764?ean=2940152048926

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

The Detail Man

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-detail-man-aa-jordan/1123334843?ean=2940152599572

Missing People

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-people-seth-balfour/1124408094?ean=2940153911809

Louisiana Longshot

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/louisiana-longshot-jana-deleon/1111785285?ean=2940014601696

Thrills and Chills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/thrills-chills-mary-kubica/1123346434?ean=9781460395097

Closing Shift

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/closing-shift-cameron-d-garriepy/1105098435?ean=2940011471124

Miss Kane's Christmas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-kanes-christmas-caroline-mickelson/1117004957?ean=2940153324609

The Dead and the Missing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dead-and-the-missing-a-d-davies/1122000176?ean=2940152189032

FOREIGN

Basic Life Support and Defibrillation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/basic-life-support-and-defibrillation-salvamento-academy/1113044909?ean=2940044950764

COVER ART

Selling Seduction (Your Ad Here, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/selling-seduction-allyson-lindt/1123573814?ean=2940153473116

Miri

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miri-carina-wilder/1125051658?ean=2940153509341

SPECULATION

Empathy as the Basis of Delusion, and Yage as a Potential Treatment

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/empathy-as-the-basis-of-delusion-and-yage-as-a-potential-treatment-brendan-bombaci/1123857181?ean=9781365088667

A potential application of General Systems theory

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/potential-application-of-general-systems-theory-jim-cline/1102492248?ean=2940000903377

HUMOR

Divorced, Desperate and Delicious

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/divorced-desperate-and-delicious-christie-craig/1102513765?ean=2940033037087

POETRY

Cut-Out

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cut-out-l-jordan-james/1122070420?ean=2940151952163
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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(^_^) Childhood Concerns

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, 'I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!'

The other kid says, 'What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!'

The first kid says, 'What if they try to escape?'

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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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Monday, December 26, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(^_^) - Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
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Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.
Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots.
Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians.
Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins in Antarctica see.
Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued sub-dood': a guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Jokes of the Day .....

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Teacher: Who can include the word ‘politics’ in a sentence?
Pupil: After the parrot ate my watch Polly-tics!
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Why do monkeys climb trees?
The elevators are always broken! ...
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Why do poor canaries learn to talk just as quick as rich ones?
Because talk is cheep!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
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Why do sheep never leave the field?
They all stand at the gate saying, “After ewe!”


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Friday, December 23, 2016

B&N Free Friday Book ....

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Free at posting:

Beautiful Storm


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beautiful-storm-barbara-freethy/1121747363?ean=2940151177177

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Free Books December 23, 2016 ....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY December 23 - Happy Happy Joy Joy to Everyone!

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


CHILDREN/YA

Free Story "Tulia!" from Girls to the Rescue

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/free-story-tulia-from-girls-to-the-rescue-bruce-lansky/1112666012?ean=9781442449053

Harry Turner The Time Traveller Discovers Dinosaurs

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harry-turner-the-time-traveller-discovers-dinosaurs-paul-ryan/1119458938?ean=2940045863612

Anne Hawksmoor: The Time Traveller (The Anne Hawksmoor Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anne-hawksmoor-kc-harry/1120348057?ean=2940046251548

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

A Hidden Fire: Elemental Mysteries #1

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-hidden-fire-elizabeth-hunter/1120858453?ean=2940046436006

The Breakers Series: Books 1-3

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-breakers-series-edward-w-robertson/1123818778?ean=2940153190730

Jailbreak

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jailbreak-harry-shannon/1025706389?ean=2940011074806

I Bring the Fire Part I : Wolves (A Loki Series)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-bring-the-fire-part-i-c-gockel/1115457768?ean=2940044551565

Noah's Ark: Survivors

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noahs-ark-harry-dayle/1116863331?ean=2940149168361

The Ripple Trilogy Box Set, Volumes 1-3

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ripple-trilogy-box-set-volumes-1-3-cidney-swanson/1117360869?ean=2940148921332

Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fire-burn-and-cauldron-bubble-h-p-mallory/1030143914?ean=2940011091308

Slave, Warrior, Queen (Of Crowns and Glory--Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slave-warrior-queen-morgan-rice/1123337483?ean=2940157940478

Parallel One

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/parallel-one-harry-dayle/1114999758?ean=2940149310555

Dragons Don't Cry

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragons-dont-cry-delen-mcclain/1118945583?ean=2940045780261

Breathless (Blue Fire Saga #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breathless-scott-prussing/1103450265?ean=2940044473225

Me Was Da Bad Guy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/me-was-da-bad-guy-donald-harry-roberts/1125253581?ean=2940153881331

Fire in Frost (Crystal Frost, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fire-in-frost-alicia-rades/1121495563?ean=2940152131796

The Heartsmith's Daughters

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-heartsmiths-daughters-harry-r-campion/1120796655?ean=2940046245431

Fire and Sword (Sword and Sorcery, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fire-and-sword-dylan-doose/1122561480?ean=2940152130638

NONFICTION

Fighting For Hope: The Chronicles of Narnia and the Harry Potter Series as Transformative Works for Child Readers Traumatized by War

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fighting-for-hope-erin-brownlee/1120808478?ean=2940046415551

Handy Farm Equipment and How to Use It

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/handy-farm-equipment-and-how-to-use-it-harry-c-ramsower/1115663020?ean=9781628738742

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Fit is the New Skinny: The No-BS Truth About Getting Thinner, Leaner, and Stronger

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fit-is-the-new-skinny-michael-matthews/1124670480?ean=2940156810789

The FIFTY, FIT AND FABULOUS COOKBOOK

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-fifty-fit-and-fabulous-cookbook-beran-parry/1122919459?ean=2940152666878

The FIT Project: home based workouts, nutrition plan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-fit-project-joana-varbichkova/1123797480?ean=9782765928478

Burn It: Effective Ways To Lose Weight, Get Fit And Feel Healthy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burn-it-zak-khan/1122573060?ean=2940152107661

COOKING

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook Presents 10 Summertime Treats

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unofficial-harry-potter-cookbook-presents-10-summertime-treats-dinah-bucholz/1106604911?ean=9781440531651

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook Presents a Magical Christmas Menu

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unofficial-harry-potter-cookbook-presents-a-magical-christmas-menu-dinah-bucholz/1106604910?ean=9781440527234

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook Presents - A Fantastic Beasts & Treats Menu

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unofficial-harry-potter-cookbook-presents-a-fantastic-beasts-treats-menu-dinah-bucholz/1125091858?ean=9781507203026

The Wholesome Cook Companion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wholesome-cook-companion-martyna-angell/1123368993?ean=9781489206787

ROMANCE

Silenced Memories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silenced-memories-brittney-sahin/1122471605?ean=2940152077940

Tougher Than The Rest

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tougher-than-the-rest-shirleen-davies/1119982589?ean=2940045644006

Kindling Flames: Gathering Tinder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kindling-flames-julie-wetzel/1120322056?ean=2940046198904

If The Shoe Fits

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-the-shoe-fits-laurie-leclair/1117053890?ean=2940045306850

Bourbon Springs Box Set: Volume I, Books 1-3

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bourbon-springs-box-set-jennifer-bramseth/1123663354?ean=2940153187679

Memories Of The Heart

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/memories-of-the-heart-felice-stevens/1121342441?ean=2940156687534

All I Want Is You

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-i-want-is-you-e-l-todd/1120724573?ean=2940046394238

Getting Out of Hand, Sapphire Falls book one

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/getting-out-of-hand-sapphire-falls-book-one-erin-nicholas/1119946284?ean=2940151746687

Second Summer (MacLarens of Fire Mountain Contemporary Romance Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/second-summer-shirleen-davies/1118707343?ean=2940153210711

Never Forget (Memories, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-forget-emma-hart/1114971026?ean=2940044398658

Sweet Memories (Love So Sweet, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-memories-steena-holmes/1116840953?ean=2940148669470

Christmas Memories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-memories-jade-twilight/1120858520?ean=2940046436877

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Mistletoe Memories: Four Generations Transform a House Into a Home for Christmas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mistletoe-memories-jennifer-allee/1120822746?ean=9781624164750

Faded Memories Anew

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faded-memories-anew-cd-swanson/1117390696?ean=2940148914747

You Need To Be Watched!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-need-to-be-watched-mario-v-farina/1125293519?ean=2940153896397

Yes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yes-meredith-miller/1124714718?ean=2940153755106

With These Words I Give You My Heart

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/with-these-words-i-give-you-my-heart-mario-v-farina/1123809607?ean=2940153021287

Who's Shirley?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whos-shirley-mario-v-farina/1124326969?ean=2940153668109

Highland Fire

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/highland-fire-tanya-anne-crosby/1119853141?ean=2940149693191

When Ship Bells Ring

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

What Was That About Eloping?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-was-that-about-eloping-mario-v-farina/1124454872?ean=2940153687667

The Spice Bride (The Emberton Brothers Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spice-bride-karen-aminadra/1123660355?ean=2940153253374

True Valor

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-valor-jax-hunter/1123747748?ean=2940152997248

Gather the Stars (Culloden's Fire)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gather-the-stars-kimberly-cates/1000141847?ean=2940152256147

Historical Romance: Fires of Revenge

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/historical-romance-laura-fletcher/1124923136?ean=2940153539164

FICTION

A 1930s Christmas to Remember

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-1930s-christmas-to-remember-harry-gilleland/1107483886?ean=9781105229619

Ambition and Harry Stone

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ambition-and-harry-stone-gary-leon-zimmer/1125322991?ean=2940153905389

Once Upon A Misty Sea

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-upon-a-misty-sea-donald-roberts/1124765599?ean=2940153765181

One Morning I Awoke From My Night's Slumber

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-morning-i-awoke-from-my-nights-slumber-donald-harry-roberts/1125060044?ean=2940153814391

A Cozy Silence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-cozy-silence-harry-lime/1108149321?ean=9781105296994

The Uncanny Twisted Horrlaughic Adventures of Mr. Rollin Alawishez Latimer Carswell Boyell

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-uncanny-twisted-horrlaughic-adventures-of-mr-rollin-alawishez-latimer-carswell-boyell-donald-harry-roberts/1124823179?ean=2940153774435

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Behold the Man!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/behold-the-man-jon-peasey/1123178675?ean=2940152537512

Happiness 365: One-a-Day Inspirational Quotes for a Happy YOU (Happiness 365 Inspirational Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/happiness-365-deena-b-chopra/1120359726?ean=2940046239195

Finding Unauthorized Faith in Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-unauthorized-faith-in-harry-potter-the-philosophers-stone-nicole-l-rivera/1121256863?ean=2940045525732

Harry Potter And The God Of Love: Reflections Of A Catholic Deacon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harry-potter-and-the-god-of-love-joseph-hj-liaigh/1125171464?ean=2940153862002

Living Deliberately: The Discovery and Development of Avatar

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/living-deliberately-harry-palmer/1115299949?ean=2940000892008

Talmudic Storytelling: Timeless Lessons from the Ancient Sages

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/talmudic-storytelling-hershey-harry-friedman/1124240330?ean=2940153152066

Freedom From God: Restoring the Sense of Wonder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freedom-from-god-harry-willson/1112477407?ean=2940032943464

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Behold the Child (Novella)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/behold-the-child-harry-shannon/1025706683?ean=2940011082306

Loose Ends (California Corwin P.I. Mystery Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loose-ends-d-d-vandyke/1122559486?ean=2940152223620

Cliffhanger (The Belinda & Bennett Mysteries, Book One)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cliffhanger-amy-saunders/1113840423?ean=2940045248938

Dark Webb

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-webb-harry-dayle/1123691332?ean=2940158205613

Against The Odds (Anna Dawson Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/against-the-odds-mara-jacobs/1112938472?ean=2940148987970

Invitation to Die (The Killing Game--Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/invitation-to-die-julian-starr/1122710176?ean=2940151156639

Before He Kills (A Mackenzie White Mystery Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-he-kills-blake-pierce/1123824638?ean=2940158448515

One O'Clock Hustle (The Rebecca Mayfield Mysteries, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-oclock-hustle-joanne-pence/1120538444?ean=2940152839159

Cause to Kill (An Avery Black Mystery Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cause-to-kill-blake-pierce/1124212473?ean=2940156799220

The One You Love

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-one-you-love-paul-pilkington/1104098604?ean=2940011344862

Kalorama Shakedown (Harry Reese Mysteries, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kalorama-shakedown-robert-bruce-stewart/1115799348?ean=9781938710070

FOREIGN

Cadáver no Campus

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cad-ver-no-campus-harry-glum/1123496810?ean=2940152809541

Cadavere nel campus

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cadavere-nel-campus-harry-glum/1124857212?ean=2940153494593

COVER ART

Frost Burn (The Fire and Ice Series, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frost-burn-erica-stevens/1121732304?ean=2940151868006

Wild Angel (The O'Byrne Brides, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wild-angel-miriam-minger/1102680421?ean=9780982883549

Light My Fire (Big City Heat, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/light-my-fire-misha-carver/1125011866?ean=2940153565934

Highland Burn (Guardians of Scotland Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/highland-burn-victoria-zak/1119998431?ean=2940153058450

HUMOR

A Preposterous Portfolio of Parodies: Free Selections from Spoofs of The Hobbit, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Star Trek and More

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-preposterous-portfolio-of-parodies-valerie-estelle-frankel/1120843512?ean=2940046429206

Roger Waters and Pink Floyd Blew My Mind: Bite Size/Volume One.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roger-waters-and-pink-floyd-blew-my-mind-harry-bell/1113852826?ean=9781291153958

Harry Rotter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harry-rotter-gerrard-wllson/1120170786?ean=2940046104615

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Joke of the day ...

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What do you get when you cross literature and alcohol?



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Tequila Mockingbird

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You're welcome!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

If you're tired ...

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If you're feeling tired here's why ..


Chances are that you are sitting in a chair right now, so it seems like you are stationary. But in fact you are moving through the universe at a tremendous speed at this very moment. Let’s take a look at where all that motion is coming from.


The first thing to consider is the earth’s rotation. The earth is 24,900 miles in circumference at the equator, or 40,000 kilometers. The earth takes 24 hours to make one rotation. So:
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24,900 / 24 = 1,037 MPH or 1,666 KPH


As you move toward the poles that number decreases. At the north pole the speed is zero and you are simply rotating in place at one rotation every 24 hours. So let’s assume you are sitting somewhere in South Florida moving at about 1,000 miles per hour or 1,610 KPH.


The Earth is also making one orbit around the sun every year. That sounds like a long time, but the orbit is huge. The Earth is roughly 93 million miles (150 million km) away from the sun, giving its orbit a circumference of 584 million miles (942 million km). That works out to 66,666 MPH or 107,000 KPH.


If you are on the side of the planet where the planet’s rotation is moving in the same direction as the orbital direction, these two speeds add together. If you are on the opposite side, they subtract. We are trying to calculate a maximum speed, so we will be adding.


Our solar system itself is also moving in an orbit around the galactic core. The solar system is something like 25,000 light years away from the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy makes one rotation every 250 million years or so. That gives the solar system a speed of something like 420,000 MPH or 675,000 KPH.


And then the galaxy itself is moving. According to this page:


the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxy are approaching each other with a speed of about 130 km/s, however the collision of these two galaxies will not occur for about 5 billion years (AstroFile).

Another result I found was that our galaxy and neighbors are moving at 600 km/s in the direction of the constellation Hydra (Scientific American). Finally, I found that the Milky Way moves through space within the cluster of galaxies it is a member of, and this cluster in turn moves through space towards yet another larger cluster of galaxies off in the direction of the constellation Virgo. This speed is approximately 300 km/s (Ask the Space Scientist).

So there is speculation that the galaxy is moving through the universe at a speed of 1,000 km/s, which means 3,600,000 KPH or 2,237,000 MPH.

Adding it all up, you get:

1000 + 66,666 + 420,000 + 2,237,000 = 2,724,666 MPH

Or

1,610 + 107,000 + 675,000 + 3,600,000 = 4,383,610 KPH

In other words, you are hurling through space at 2.7 million MPH (4.4 million KPH) even though it feels like you are sitting still.
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Monday, December 19, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish!
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Question: What kind of bird can write?...
Answer: A pen-guin
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Question: What did the short candle say to the tall candle?
Answer: “I’m going out tonight!”
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Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Question: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a cow?
Answer: An Eskimoo!
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Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Answer: “Fleece Navidad!”
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Question: What’s the best Christmas present in the world?
Answer: A broken drum - you can't beat it.
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Question: What comes at the end of Christmas day?
Answer: The letter "y".
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Sunday, December 18, 2016

Robert Sheckley SCI FI books free ....

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Scroll down for the free Kindle books


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A Jumper Cable walks into a Bar and says "Give me a Drink".
The Bartender says "OK, but don't start anything".
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Did you hear about the two drunks that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see
"Closed for the Winter."

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Friday, December 16, 2016

Free B&N Nook Book for Friday ...

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Free at time of posting:


Must Love Mistletoe (Holiday Duet Book 1)


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Fay Weldon Free on Amazon!!

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Loren Estleman Free on Amazon!!

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Great Crime Fiction by published author ....

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Robert Silverberg Free on Amazon!

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Scroll down to get free SCI FI books by a master SCI FI author!!!!!

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Scott Spencer Books Free on Amazon!!

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I love Scott Spencer and some of his terrific memorable books are free right now on Amazon!!

Go down the list to find the free ones!!


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Free Friday Nook Books for Dec 16 ...

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LIST FOR FRIDAY December 16

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

More Fun than a Barrel of Monkeys: Great Ideas from Ivy and Bean

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/more-fun-than-a-barrel-of-monkeys-annie-barrows/1120511272?ean=9781452146201

The Case of the Chocolate Snatcher--Free Sample Story: Can You Solve the Mystery #2--Free Sample Story

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-of-the-chocolate-snatcher-bruce-lansky/1114708961?ean=9781481412285

The Super-Secret Science Club: Case of the Disappearing Glass

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-super-secret-science-club-sc-davis/1125247107?ean=2940153873855

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Dangerous Ideas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dangerous-ideas-vincent-cleaver/1122766397?ean=2940152391688

Welcome to Dunvegas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/welcome-to-dunvegas-sela-carsen/1120200143?ean=2940046096163

Justice Buried

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/justice-buried-hilary-thompson/1118060143?ean=2940153884103

The Case of the Curious Killers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/case-of-the-curious-killers-louis-bertrand-shalako/1103112025?ean=2940011131936

Grand Theft Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-theft-life-katya-mills/1122151447?ean=2940151971003

Buried

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-sh-livernois/1123529419?ean=2940152833676

Don't Bury Your Dead

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dont-bury-your-dead-stacy-kingsley/1124998468?ean=2940153796826

We Are Mice! ; One Sorcerer's Collection of Ideas About Our Place In The Universe

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/we-are-mice-one-sorcerers-collection-of-ideas-about-our-place-in-the-universe-joshua-mercott/1121956361?ean=2940151922234

Dark Clouds

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-clouds-scott-bury/1107956206?ean=2940032885108

The Grand Opera (To Walk the Path 18)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-grand-opera-paul-smith/1124196208?ean=2940153140049

Initiation Rites: The Bones of the Earth-Part 1:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/initiation-rites-scott-bury/1115835334?ean=2940032880455

Grand Traitor

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-traitor-jayden-woods/1115516734?ean=2940044359734

NONFICTION

Where We Live: Communities for All Ages: 100+ Inspiring Ideas from America's Mayors

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-we-live-nancy-leamond/1123899594?ean=9781683305279

99 Journal Writing Prompts And Ideas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/99-journal-writing-prompts-and-ideas-the-blokehead/1121714802?ean=2940151860161

925 Ideas to Help You Save Money

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/925-ideas-to-help-you-save-money-get-out-of-debt-and-retire-a-millionaire-so-you-can-leave-your-mark-on-the-world-devin-thorpe/1114041904?ean=2940045109147

How to Start an Online Business

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-start-an-online-business-gregory-thunder/1124295945?ean=2940153332703

24 Love Letter Ideas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/24-love-letter-ideas-jennifer-weiner/1122360717?ean=2940152044010

Silence Your Online Mug Shot!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silence-your-online-mug-shot-10-free-things-you-can-do-to-bury-your-booking-photo-restore-your-reputation-and-protect-yourself-from-mug-shot-extortion-kai-jackson-issa/1119986466?ean=2940045650281

Haunted & Hunted True Crime: The Vanishing of Valerie McDonald, Jennifer Beard, Amber-Lee Cruickshank & The Strange Case of the Man Who Sold The World

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haunted-hunted-true-crime-ian-wishart/1124518641?ean=2940153709628

The Medical Detectives: Cases from the Original CSI Investigators

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-medical-detectives-paulette-cooper-noble/1118892587?ean=2940045747363

5 Steps To Manifest A Great Idea!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/5-steps-to-manifest-a-great-idea-rasheeal-dixon/1113743532?ean=2940045021869

110 Ideas to Keep Kids Busy Without Technology

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/110-ideas-to-keep-kids-busy-without-technology-l-velez/1115182043?ean=2940044482005

My One Grand Regret: Free Words of Advice That One Day You May Find to be a Priceless Gift.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-one-grand-regret-joseph-badame/1120736986?ean=2940046398274

American Dreams (The Idea Book)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-dreams-john-t-butler/1108336437?ean=2940032975496

Ain't Love Grand!: Earthworms to Elephant Seals

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/aint-love-grand-marty-crump/1115551185?ean=9780226094434

Homeschool Curriculum - Egypt and Ideas-200 BC to 400 AD (Unit/Module 1-Idea Test Set 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homeschool-curriculum-egypt-and-ideas-200-bc-to-400-ad-danielle-hughes/1123479031?ean=2940152886801

Book Idea Generator - How to Find a Profitable Niche (KDLaunchpad, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book-idea-generator-how-to-find-a-profitable-niche-james-green/1123276538?ean=2940152767117

Pay-to-Play Think Tanks: Institutional Corruption and the Industry of Ideas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pay-to-play-think-tanks-ken-silverstein/1119931574?ean=9781632953711

I Almost Died in the Grand Canyon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-almost-died-in-the-grand-canyon-ryan-barlow/1109231325?ean=2940033051670

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Complete 30 days meal plan

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Buried Voices

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-voices-douglas-hankins/1118328434?ean=2940045598620

Grand Rounds: Healing Wisdom for a Complex World

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-rounds-william-sutherland/1122425502?ean=2940152064612

Living, Loving and Laughing with Asperger's

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77 Habits To Cure Your Mid-Life Weight Gain

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COOKING

Creative Cupcake Ideas

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Breakfast Ideas: All About French Toast

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breakfast-ideas-dennis-weaver/1118657528?ean=9781304859266

Weekend Breakfast Ideas

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Dinner Party Cookbook--Free Sample

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Breakfast Cookbook

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Kids Healthy Meals - Ideas and Tips for Raising Healthy Kids

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Fun and Delicious Bento Box Ideas for Kids Lunches

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ROMANCE

Catching My Heart - Grand Slam Trilogy, Book 1

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Bury the Hatchet

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Wounded Heart - A Grand Slam Novella

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CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Second Chance Love: A Christian Romance (The Grand Bay Series, #1)

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The Princess & the Pig Keeper (Twin Souls Trilogy, #1)

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Heart's Journey (Heart's Journey Trilogy, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearts-journey-holly-davis/1123243308?ean=2940152801651

Rania Ropes a Rancher (Brides with Grit, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rania-ropes-a-rancher-linda-hubalek/1122172453?ean=2940152775730

The Amish Chef

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Surviving San Francisco

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Always

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/always-jerusha-moors/1123521466?ean=2940152919424

When Ship Bells Ring

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

Gianna's Christmas Wish

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/giannas-christmas-wish-amanda-clark/1123534475?ean=2940152923186

FICTION

Rejects From The Idea Factory; A Flash Fiction Anthology

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Roughing It

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Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

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A Case of Spirits

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Burying the Bitter: A Boutique Series Short

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Grand Master of the Mountains

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-master-of-the-mountains-g-lusby/1119222248?ean=2940045822787

Making Changes: Four Women, Four New Captivating Short Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/making-changes-mary-grand/1125106028?ean=2940153840314

A Christmas Princess

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Knickers in a Twist

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Oh No, Not Again...

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Catching the Light

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Grand Larceny

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-larceny-thomas-robertson/1113779578?ean=2940045050722

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

The Idea of Man

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Wrong-headed Ideas in Social Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wrong-headed-ideas-in-social-skills-earnest-long/1125098491?ean=2940153836171

Crispy Fries: Platter Of Life-Utility Ideas, Served Hot & Spiced Up

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Religion and the Idea of God

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/religion-and-the-idea-of-god-chris-park/1123572848?ean=2940152930740

Christian Intentional Community: Ideas for the New Millenium

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-intentional-community-jeremiyah-elliott/1113657132?ean=9781257673261

How Schopenhauer Got Me Through My Mid-Life Crisis

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-schopenhauer-got-me-through-my-mid-life-crisis-charles-alonso/1122237651?ean=2940152005561

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Russian Dolls (The Neve & Egan cases, #1)

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The Case of The Haunted House

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-of-the-haunted-house-phoebe-catherine-stevens/1122797938?ean=2940152408096

Sherlock and Me (The Case of the Starry Night)

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Never Buried (Leigh Koslow Mystery Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-buried-edie-claire/1003257271?ean=2940152704211

Malevolent (Cases of Lieutenant Kane Series of Police Procedural Novels, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/malevolent-eh-reinhard/1120955795?ean=2940151688239

The Buried House

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-buried-house-stephanie-l-robertson/1119618596?ean=2940045965255

The Case of the Hidden Flame (Inspector Graham Cozy Mysteries, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-of-the-hidden-flame-alison-golden/1123129880?ean=2940152694277

The Collins Case (Heartfelt Cases, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-collins-case-julie-c-gilbert/1123260067?ean=2940152826463

What Lies Buried

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-lies-buried-john-bishop/1110197444?ean=2940033120802

New Case (Tangled Up - Vol. 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-case-emma-brown/1125166175?ean=2940153508153

Buried Alive: the Death of Frederigo Velazquez

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-alive-louis-shalako/1120564002?ean=2940046230741

The Case of the Running Bag (Jonas Watcher, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-of-the-running-bag-gene-poschman/1124340729?ean=2940153380858

Buried Truth

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-truth-caleb-whitaker/1124518714?ean=2940153710389

Shaded Light

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shaded-light-j-a-menzies/1121657476?ean=2940151842174

Where the Bodies are Buried

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-the-bodies-are-buried-ray-daniel/1115835364?ean=2940044594401

The Case of the Fallen Architect

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-of-the-fallen-architect-sriram-akella/1124623734?ean=2940153732794

Buried On My Land

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-on-my-land-k-massari/1122874544?ean=2940152438109

The Scargill Cove Case Files

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-scargill-cove-case-files-jayne-ann-krentz/1115958545?ean=9781101538807

Buried (Twisted Cedar Mysteries, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/buried-c-j-carmichael/1121691509?ean=2940152135862

FOREIGN

"Jessica Smith Association for Revival and Reliance". Risveglio. (Idea da un fatto di cronaca)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jessica-smith-association-for-revival-and-reliance-risveglio-bianca-fasano/1125191566?ean=9788822866776

Funcionará Mi Idea?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funcionar-mi-idea-victor-espigares/1123393354?ean=2940152615500

Grand-Père

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-p-re-christian-martin/1122163394?ean=2940151976909

Digital Megatrends in the Fashion Market: How digital environment impacts fashion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/digital-megatrends-in-the-fashion-market-grand-union-italia/1123899438?ean=9788890928420

Extrait gratuit "Petits Secrets, grands mensonges"

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/extrait-gratuit-petits-secrets-grands-mensonges-liane-moriarty/1124100720?ean=9782226421364

COVER ART

Cheryl's Gym Teacher

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cheryls-gym-teacher-maura-rossi/1115446645?ean=2940044548084

Silk and Spurs (Rough and Ready, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silk-and-spurs-cheyenne-mccray/1107758825?ean=2940153230771

SPECULATION

Ramblings of a Mad Scientist: 100 Ideas for a Stranger Tomorrow

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ramblings-of-a-mad-scientist-zimmer-barnes/1124182575?ean=2940153138008

Ideas for Post-human Civilization

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ideas-for-post-human-civilization-si-te-feng/1114142448?ean=2940044215115

Preliminary Model for Grand Unified Theory (GUT)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/preliminary-model-for-grand-unified-theory-richard-lighthouse/1117557870?ean=2940045457071

HUMOR

My Idea For An Ideal Heaven

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-idea-for-an-ideal-heaven-jonathan-antony-strickland/1124091617?ean=2940153120546

Grand Champion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grand-champion-lea-tassie/1123809499?ean=2940153022796

POETRY

Can't Bury Tales: Short Stories Inside a Short Story

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cant-bury-tales-cathy-sproul/1120344285?ean=2940152464573

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Free Nook Books ...

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Free at posting: (Be sure to check the price before clicking the BUY button)

Mistletoe Memories


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Let It Snow


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Sagebrush Christmas


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Christmas Mommy


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Bah Humbug


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Joke of the Day ...

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There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely.
They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
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One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off.

In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."

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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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Why don’t rabbits like sad movies?
They only like movies with hoppy-endings!
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Why should you always keep glow worms in your backpack?
They lighten your load!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks you’re a vampire!
Necks please!
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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a cheetah?
It chased cars and caught them!

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with this door?

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Why was the chick disappointed with its life?
It wasn't all it was cracked up to be!
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Why was the cow always exercising?
It wanted to build up its moo-scles!
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long putting his shoes on!
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Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish?
They have glass flippers!
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Sunday, December 11, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

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(*_*) - Lines on the Road

Kevin was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked Kevin why he kept painting less each day?
He replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."