Monday, February 29, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

(*_*) - Taxi Driver

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
"Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".


Sunday, February 28, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?  

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.


What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?  

Bugs bunny.


Why are teddy bears never hungry?  

They are always stuffed!


Where do polar bears vote?  

The North Pole


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?  


Saturday, February 27, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

What do you call a cat between two buildings?

An alley cat


Who is a copycat’s best friend?  

A mockingbird


Why did Mike’s mom feed him in the barn?  

Because he ate like a horse


Why is it good to have two heads?

Just in case you want to change your mind


What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?  

It gets toad away.


How do you count cows?  

With a cowculator.

Friday, February 26, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountAnt


How do you shoot two killer bees?    

With a bee bee gun


Where do eggplants come from?

Chicken plants


What kind of fish do you eat with peanut butter?  



Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one

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The Sun Killer

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Looks that Deceive (MedAir Series, #1)

Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Pay Attention

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The German Connection

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Point Source (The First Mack Stedman Story)

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Family Secrets, A Cop in the Family

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Sun Tzu's Art of War For The 21st Century

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Chaos Variables: Taking A Closer Look at the Bill of Rights

Anti Aging: How To Look Younger - 7 Easy Steps to Look at Least 10 Years Younger

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Diet And Exercise For Women Who Want To Look Good And Feel Good

How To Be A Charismatic Woman

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Best of Both Worlds: Museums, Libraries, and Archives in the Digital Age

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Anomalous Magnetic Moment: Source and Explanation

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How Reverse Osmosis Works: A Look at Industrial RO

How to Make a $3000 Professional Looking Small Business Website From Scratch

Managing Agile Open-Source Software Projects with Visual Studio Online

Economic Impact of Open Source on Small Business: A Case Study

How To Get IRS Tax Relief

Going Into Business Vs Looking for a Way to Get Rich Quick

Driving Through Potholes: Financial Strategy and Life Lessons for those looking to master personal finance and rediscover the American Dream

Bridge the Gap: A Beginner's Guide to Remote ADR and Source-Connect

The Changing Role of Gold Within the Global Financial Archictecture

Open Source Strategies for the Enterprise

Unusually Effective: 25 Unusual yet Effective Social Media Marketing Strategies

YouTube For Business: Set-up The Foundation For Long Term YouTube Marketing

It Takes a Village: Finding the Right Support System in Addiction Recovery

The Best Strategy and tips for weight loss 2015: How to lose weight fast & Easy

Ten Minute Yoga for Stress Relief, Focus, and Renewal

Yoga for Stress Relief and Forgiveness

Panic & Anxiety Relief: The No B.S. Guide to Regaining Control of Your Fear

Simple Mechanics of Paying Attention

Itchy Penis Relief: Probiotics for Jock Itch?

Dope and Destruction: An inside look at a drug addict from the outside

Mind Relief Manuscript: Dawning of a New Day

Paleo Slow Cooker: Phenomenal Slow Cooker Recipes

On and Off the Grill: Family Favorites from the Gourmet Dad

The Stilwell Family Cookbook

Two Pensioners and a Porsche: The German Alpine Route and Beyond

The Details: A Macro Photographic Look at Western Canada-Book One

The Plague Village: An English Adventure

Downton: 7000 years of an English village

Pahoa Village Utility Poles

A NEATS Analysis of Children with Sexual Behavior Issues & Their Families

Imagining Human Rights

Water: From the Source to the Outflow

Sonic Empathy: The Role of Vocal Tone In Transcultural Psychiatry

How to Teach a Problem-Solving Letter Composition Project in 6 Classes

Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court": A Discussion Guide

Speak German Now! The Go-To Guide for Essential German Basics

Learn English, Spanish, French, German, Turkish and Persian: Vocabulary Book Series

Imagined Mysteries: A Tribute to Leonard Nimoy


Delightfully Twisted Tales: The Worst of Both Worlds (Volume Eight)

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The Family We're Born With

The Terrible Final Flight of Mort Fiskman

Changing Direction

East Village

The Best Collection of Male and Female Anecdotes, Can You Imagine...?

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Joyous Travel with the Wrong Suitcase: Olivia Plymouth Series

No Thanks!: Judy's Story, Not an Unusual Tale

The Swiss Family RobinZOM

Beyond the Western Sun

Unusual Space

Yankee Determinism

Dreams Both Real and Strange


Conviction: A Spectras Arise Novella

Family Magic

Sons of Nowhere: Strange and Unusual

Monte Vista Village (The Survivor Diaries, #1)

Children of Sun and Moon (Expanded Edition)

Listlessness In Early Automated Composition Devices

The Source: Book One of the Source Trilogy

The Sun Wolf

Tales from Inter Space Freight Services: Sweetness

Mission: Flight To Mars

Shadow of the Sun

The Stargate Source Code 2016

The Alien Source Code

The Raven's Flight

What Neither Star nor Sun Shall Waken: A Sci-Fi Horror Story

Inter-Magisteria Cooperation

Of Sun & Moon (Midnight Guardian Series, Book 1)

Taking Flight

Wake Me When the Sun Goes Down (Forged Bloodlines, #1)

Nocturnal Fate (Lightwalker Novelette Series, #1)


Happiness Step By Step

God as Referee: God's Role in the Outcome of Sports

Five Minute Meditation - Mindfulness, Stress Relief, and Focus for Absolute Beginners

Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Anxiety Relief

The First Chakra Healing Book - Clear & Balance Issues Around Belonging, Family & Community

Chakras in Yoga Meditation and Stress Relief

Imagine Believe Become: Unlock Your Potential and Create the Life You Desire

Village Cafe A Buffet of Ideas

Who Are The Jesuits, And What Is Their Role In World History?

You Can Be a Happy Wife: A Look at the Wife's Role

The Sources of Spring Water in the World: A Dialogue between Sir John G. Bennet and Scholar M. Amin Sheikho

Seeing Paradise, Volume 2: Sources, Creators, and the Empty Vessel

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Moral Truths: The Foundation of Ethics

Christ Crucified Before the Foundation of the World

Restoring Biblical Foundations

What God Desires: The Story of the Center for Humanitarian Aid and Disaster Relief

Foundations for Eternal Life

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Building a House: The Perspective from the Foundation

Four Foundations of Shirk

The Story of Imam Hussein Zainab's Role

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An Unusual Cupid

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I Married a Billionaire


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Yule Flight

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Three Little Words (Walker Family): A Novella

If We Dare to Dream (The Evans Family, Book One)

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An Unexpected Family (Orphan Train Romance, #1)

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Nocturnal Academy

Look Here, Hercules


CADE: A MacKenzie Novel (The MacKenzie Family, #1)

The Russian's Stubborn Lover (The Fedosov Family Series, #1)

Completely (A Cunningham Family Short Story)

Drawn To The Alpha (Pure Soul Series, #1)


The Sheik's Baby Surprise

Looking for Home

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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

(*_*) - Steaks

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?"

The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."

"Great!" says the man, "but what if I can't reach them?"

"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers.

"Do you want to try?"

"No, but thanks anyway."

"Why not?", asks the barman.

"The steaks are too high."


Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?  

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot


Why don’t alligator like fast food?  

Because they can’t catch it


Do you know what is an alligator’s favorite drink is?  



Why did the bee get married?  

Because he found his honey


What do you call an ant that won’t go away?  



Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

Where do private eye chickens come from?    

Hard-boiled eggs.


What do you call a monkey that makes potato chips?  

A CHIPmonk


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?  

An egg roll.


Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

At the quack of dawn


What do you call an alligator in a vest?  

An Investigator



Monday, February 22, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

(*-*) - Two Robins

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"O K," said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came up and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...



Sunday, February 21, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

What did you get when a pig mixed two colors?  



Do you know why you should never tell a pig a secret?  

Because they love to squeal


How do monkeys get down the stairs?  

They slide down the banana-ster


Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?  

There are too many cheetahs there.


Can you think of what is smarter than a talking parrot?  

A spelling bee.


What kind of a key opens a banana?  

A monKEY


What color socks do bears wear?    

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Thanks to all my fellow Nookies!


Thank you for coming here and commenting, it's good to know my Plan B worked, hahaha! (Actually it's more like Plan C or D. )


Jokes of the day ...

The police were called to the scene of the crime.   Why did the police arrest the cat?      

He was a cat burglar.


Do you know why don't fish like basketball?  

Because they're afraid of the net.


A very worried horse went to the doctor for a check up.   He was afraid he was getting hay fever!


What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?  

Ten after one.


How do you keep a rhino from charging?  

You take away its credit cards.


Why did the farmer call his pig "Inky"?  

Because it always ran out of the pen.

Friday, February 19, 2016

Free Friday Nook Books ...

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today.

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50 Easy & Fun Chocolate Recipes

Fresh Ideas for Clinicians Regarding Improvement of Quality of Life of Cancer Patients

How Data Science Is Transforming Health Care

How to Grow Sage in Your Garden and in Containers

A Beginner's Guide to Growing Roses

Growing Chives in Your Garden

Tips for Growing Dill in Your Garden and in Containers

Growing Celery in Your Garden

Tips for Growing Rhubarb in Your Garden

Learn to Grow Cantaloupe in Your Garden

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Heirloom Seeds: An Introduction to Organic Heirloom Seeds, Growing Them, and Their Benefits

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Paleo for Beginners: A Practical Guide to Getting Started with Paleo

Holistic Fitness: Emotional Muscles

Juicing: 5 Easy Steps to Permanent Weight Loss With Juicing

Lasting Impact: How the Murky World of Concussions Might Be Causing Permanent Damage

Take Action! 5 Small Steps To Motivate Yourself

Is It Me? Or Is It the Wine? Confessions of a 30 Yr Old SWF

The 1950's: A Time To Grow

Fresh Fruit Quick Breads Sampler

Introduction to Simple Healthy Fresh Cookbook Series

Find Out Which Diet Is Right For You

Fitness Tips for Desk Jockeys

How to Deal with Hypoglycemia Symptoms

Ketogenic Diet

My Search for Serotonin: Experiences of Suicidal Depression and How to Deal with It

Discovering You: How to Find Out What Makes You Tick

Mastering the Art of Spending Less

Copywriting for New Entrepreneurs

200 Important Quotes From Napoleon Hill

Searching for the Golden Hinde


Running Late: A high-speed romp around Europe

Sophie, Rice and Fish

The Execution of Thomas Doughty by Francis Drake

Enemy Spies: Nathan Hale and John Andre

"Edward Hickey Whelan": A Catholic Irish-American immigrant at the turn of the 19th Century

Political Realism: How Hacks, Machines, Big Money, and Back-Room Deals Can Strengthen American Democracy

Dealing With Smoke: Confessions of a Military Drug Dealer

Surrender in Vienna: Why We Need A Better Nuclear Deal With Iran

Iran Nuclear Deal: Implications of the Framework Agreement

Dealing With Disputes With The Ex-Wife For The Single Daddy

Data Jujitsu: The Art of Turning Data into Product

Dealing With Allegations of Sexual Assault

The Debt Pack: Your Self Help Guide to Dealing with Debt.

NLP Master's Handbook

Deal Coaching is a Lost Art

How To Deal With Information Overload

The Real Deal. Words of Wisdom from the Scotwork Negotiation Blog


Date to Die for: #4 Don't Look Back!

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Dying to Read (Cate Kinkaid Files Series #1)

Hands of the Traitor

Life's a Beach Then You Die

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Blood and Justice

Dead Reckoning (Sam Hill Private Investigator)

Black Woods: Book 1 (Black Woods Series)

The Bodies Out Back

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How To Deal With Sadness & Depression From Islamic Perspective

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