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Why Planes Crash: Case Files 2001
https://www.amazon.com/Why-Planes-Crash-Case-Files-ebook/dp/B00COASORA/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_57?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=66H8EPH487QGR2XBZP2F
Greece
https://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Greece-Beginning-Macedonian-Civilizations-ebook/dp/B013RCWKI2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_77?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=66H8EPH487QGR2XBZP2F
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Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be Buddhism.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
― Albert Einstein
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There are nights when the werewolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the heck is my roof?”
― Steven Wright
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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
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How do rabbits go on vacation?
By hare-plane!
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What is an ape’s favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
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“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”
― Albert Einstein
==========
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be Buddhism.”
― Albert Einstein
===========
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
― Albert Einstein
==============
There are nights when the werewolves are silent and only the moon howls.
==========
“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the heck is my roof?”
― Steven Wright
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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
============
How do rabbits go on vacation?
By hare-plane!
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What is an ape’s favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
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Kindle
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AlIEN DECEPTION - FALLEN ANGELS - The Walking DEAD: The HYBRID Nephilim SEED
https://www.amazon.com/AlIEN-DECEPTION-FALLEN-Walking-Nephilim-ebook/dp/B00VDMKEV4/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
SWEEPER IN THE SKY - The Life of Maria Mitchell: First Woman Astronomer in America
https://www.amazon.com/SWEEPER-SKY-Mitchell-Astronomer-America-ebook/dp/B08B82V8Z2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_42?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZS99JH4TS7BTHQVFVBCQ
How to simply scent your home using herbs and aromatic oils
https://www.amazon.com/simply-scent-using-herbs-aromatic-ebook/dp/B0099EOARC/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Macrame
https://www.amazon.com/Macram%C3%A9-Beginners-Essential-Illustrated-Techniques-ebook/dp/B08BST5LBX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_91?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
Count
https://www.amazon.com/Count-Monte-Cristo-Alexandre-Dumas-ebook/dp/B08BQGG5VG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_94?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
Ask
https://www.amazon.com/Ask-Prayer-Tom-Bowers-ebook/dp/B07Q2663WZ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_100?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
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AlIEN DECEPTION - FALLEN ANGELS - The Walking DEAD: The HYBRID Nephilim SEED
https://www.amazon.com/AlIEN-DECEPTION-FALLEN-Walking-Nephilim-ebook/dp/B00VDMKEV4/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
SWEEPER IN THE SKY - The Life of Maria Mitchell: First Woman Astronomer in America
https://www.amazon.com/SWEEPER-SKY-Mitchell-Astronomer-America-ebook/dp/B08B82V8Z2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_42?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZS99JH4TS7BTHQVFVBCQ
How to simply scent your home using herbs and aromatic oils
https://www.amazon.com/simply-scent-using-herbs-aromatic-ebook/dp/B0099EOARC/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Macrame
https://www.amazon.com/Macram%C3%A9-Beginners-Essential-Illustrated-Techniques-ebook/dp/B08BST5LBX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_91?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
Count
https://www.amazon.com/Count-Monte-Cristo-Alexandre-Dumas-ebook/dp/B08BQGG5VG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_94?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
Ask
https://www.amazon.com/Ask-Prayer-Tom-Bowers-ebook/dp/B07Q2663WZ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_100?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RXRS3P4XWB5PHBTGQ8T3
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Monday, June 29, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“A true genius admits that they know nothing.”
― Albert Einstein
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“From the standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know: that we are here for the sake of each other - above all for those upon whose smile and well-being our own happiness depends, and also for the countless unknown souls with whose fate we are connected by a bond of sympathy. Many times a day I realize how much my own outer and inner life is built upon the labors of my fellow men, both living and dead, and how earnestly I must exert myself in order to give in return as much as I have received.”
― Albert Einstein
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“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
― Albert Einstein
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
― Steven Wright
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Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
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Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
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“I am a librarian. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. Before I fell in love with libraries, I was just a six-year-old boy. The library fueled all of my curiosities, from dinosaurs to ancient Egypt. When I graduated from high school in 1938, I began going to the library three nights a week. I did this every week for almost ten years and finally, in 1947, around the time I got married, I figured I was done. So I graduated from the library when I was twenty-seven. I discovered that the library is the real school.”
― Ray Bradbury
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“A person on foot, on horseback or on a bicycle will see more, feel more, enjoy more in one mile than the motorized tourists can in a hundred miles.”
― Edward Abbey, Desert Solitaire
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Where is a baboon’s favorite fruit?
Ape-ricots!
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What apes always come back no matter how hard you throw them?
Baboon-erangs!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Q: Why did the road crew smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
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“A true genius admits that they know nothing.”
― Albert Einstein
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“From the standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know: that we are here for the sake of each other - above all for those upon whose smile and well-being our own happiness depends, and also for the countless unknown souls with whose fate we are connected by a bond of sympathy. Many times a day I realize how much my own outer and inner life is built upon the labors of my fellow men, both living and dead, and how earnestly I must exert myself in order to give in return as much as I have received.”
― Albert Einstein
===========
“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
― Albert Einstein
===========
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
==========
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
― Steven Wright
===========
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
==========
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
===========
“I am a librarian. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. Before I fell in love with libraries, I was just a six-year-old boy. The library fueled all of my curiosities, from dinosaurs to ancient Egypt. When I graduated from high school in 1938, I began going to the library three nights a week. I did this every week for almost ten years and finally, in 1947, around the time I got married, I figured I was done. So I graduated from the library when I was twenty-seven. I discovered that the library is the real school.”
― Ray Bradbury
===========
“A person on foot, on horseback or on a bicycle will see more, feel more, enjoy more in one mile than the motorized tourists can in a hundred miles.”
― Edward Abbey, Desert Solitaire
=========
Where is a baboon’s favorite fruit?
Ape-ricots!
===================
What apes always come back no matter how hard you throw them?
Baboon-erangs!
==========
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
===================
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
===================
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Q: Why did the road crew smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
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Kindle
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Too Good to Be True: Scottsdale and Privatization in the 1980s
https://www.amazon.com/Too-Good-True-Scottsdale-Privatization-ebook/dp/B085MHN83K/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Brick Fairy Tales: Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Hansel and Gretel, and More
https://www.amazon.com/Brick-Fairy-Tales-Cinderella-Rapunzel-ebook/dp/B00J75IQIM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=94Y7TNGJJSG90JBACW40
Sea
https://www.amazon.com/Sea-Stories-Recipes-Inspired-Shorelines-ebook/dp/B07FF7WN6K/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_53?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
HOW TO DRAW 20 CARTOON CHARACTERS: Easy Techniques and Step-by-Step Drawings for Kids
https://www.amazon.com/DRAW-CARTOON-CHARACTERS-Step-Step-ebook/dp/B088QPTVRR/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
How to Analyze People on Sight - Through the Science of Human Analysis: The Five Human Types
https://www.amazon.com/How-Analyze-People-Sight-Analysis-ebook/dp/B00GZ43XL8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_81?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
Mafia
https://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Upstate-York-Mafia-Tale-ebook/dp/B0050WA44K/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_84?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
16 Fascinating Covid-19 & Spanish Flu Mysteries Solved!
https://www.amazon.com/Fascinating-Covid-19-Spanish-Mysteries-Solved-ebook/dp/B08BS2VXM8/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Too Good to Be True: Scottsdale and Privatization in the 1980s
https://www.amazon.com/Too-Good-True-Scottsdale-Privatization-ebook/dp/B085MHN83K/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Brick Fairy Tales: Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Hansel and Gretel, and More
https://www.amazon.com/Brick-Fairy-Tales-Cinderella-Rapunzel-ebook/dp/B00J75IQIM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=94Y7TNGJJSG90JBACW40
Sea
https://www.amazon.com/Sea-Stories-Recipes-Inspired-Shorelines-ebook/dp/B07FF7WN6K/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_53?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
HOW TO DRAW 20 CARTOON CHARACTERS: Easy Techniques and Step-by-Step Drawings for Kids
https://www.amazon.com/DRAW-CARTOON-CHARACTERS-Step-Step-ebook/dp/B088QPTVRR/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
How to Analyze People on Sight - Through the Science of Human Analysis: The Five Human Types
https://www.amazon.com/How-Analyze-People-Sight-Analysis-ebook/dp/B00GZ43XL8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_81?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
Mafia
https://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Upstate-York-Mafia-Tale-ebook/dp/B0050WA44K/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_84?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2G74GGP2TT754QHCNNQM
16 Fascinating Covid-19 & Spanish Flu Mysteries Solved!
https://www.amazon.com/Fascinating-Covid-19-Spanish-Mysteries-Solved-ebook/dp/B08BS2VXM8/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Sunday, June 28, 2020
Kindle
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Naval Thriller
https://www.amazon.com/Line-Donald-Cameron-Naval-Thriller-ebook/dp/B015T9VVI6/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GBN6GN5A8GM9K2K9BV6Y
The Hardest Day: Britain's Last Stand in the Second World War
https://www.amazon.com/Hardest-Day-Britains-Stand-Second-ebook/dp/B08BG75B5W/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Draw 50 Animals for beginners and kids with simple shapes: easy to learn
https://www.amazon.com/Draw-Animals-beginners-simple-shapes-ebook/dp/B08BWRCD56/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Shady (Shady Springs Dog Mysteries Book 1)
https://www.amazon.com/Shady-Springs-Dog-Mysteries-Book-ebook/dp/B01JMX5XES/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Naval Thriller
https://www.amazon.com/Line-Donald-Cameron-Naval-Thriller-ebook/dp/B015T9VVI6/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GBN6GN5A8GM9K2K9BV6Y
The Hardest Day: Britain's Last Stand in the Second World War
https://www.amazon.com/Hardest-Day-Britains-Stand-Second-ebook/dp/B08BG75B5W/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Draw 50 Animals for beginners and kids with simple shapes: easy to learn
https://www.amazon.com/Draw-Animals-beginners-simple-shapes-ebook/dp/B08BWRCD56/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Shady (Shady Springs Dog Mysteries Book 1)
https://www.amazon.com/Shady-Springs-Dog-Mysteries-Book-ebook/dp/B01JMX5XES/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Jokes and stuff
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“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”
― Albert Einstein
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“The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.”
― Albert Einstein
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“You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.”
― Albert Einstein
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Jack Goodman: Stick to the road.
David Kessler: Beware of the moors.
~ An American Werewolf in London (1981)
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Q: What music do balloons hate?
A: Pop
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
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Q: Why aren’t boy elephants allowed on beaches?
A:They can’t keep their trunks up!
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What fruit do monkeys like to eat?
Ape-les!
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What do gorillas wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons!
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“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”
― Albert Einstein
============
“The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.”
― Albert Einstein
============
“You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.”
― Albert Einstein
======
Jack Goodman: Stick to the road.
David Kessler: Beware of the moors.
~ An American Werewolf in London (1981)
==========
Q: What music do balloons hate?
A: Pop
==========
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
==============
Q: Why aren’t boy elephants allowed on beaches?
A:They can’t keep their trunks up!
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What fruit do monkeys like to eat?
Ape-les!
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What do gorillas wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons!
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Saturday, June 27, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.”
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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots
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Question: What is the one vegetable you should never bring on a boat?
Answer: A leek.
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Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
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“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”
― Steven Wright
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"If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true."
— Judy Sheindlin
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"Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. That is the real world that is behind this one, and everything we see here is something like a shadow from that one."
— Nicholas Black Elk (Black Elk Speaks: Being the Life Story of a Holy Man of the Oglala Sioux)
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What do you call a baby hippo that can’t use the bathroom properly?
A hippo-potty-mess!
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What did the adult snake say to the baby snake with a runny nose?
Viper your nose!
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“What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.”
― Albert Einstein
========
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
― Albert Einstein
==========
“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.”
=========
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots
===========
Question: What is the one vegetable you should never bring on a boat?
Answer: A leek.
==========
Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
===========
“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”
― Steven Wright
============
"If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true."
— Judy Sheindlin
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"Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. That is the real world that is behind this one, and everything we see here is something like a shadow from that one."
— Nicholas Black Elk (Black Elk Speaks: Being the Life Story of a Holy Man of the Oglala Sioux)
==========
What do you call a baby hippo that can’t use the bathroom properly?
A hippo-potty-mess!
=================
What did the adult snake say to the baby snake with a runny nose?
Viper your nose!
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Kindle
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Dream Dictionary: A Convenient Dictionary of Dream Symbols for Interpreting Dreams Accurately
https://www.amazon.com/Dream-Dictionary-Convenient-Interpreting-Accurately-ebook/dp/B00TL8L4CK/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Traitors & Lies - The Cold War Comes to Tokyo: Shig Sato Mystery Book 3 (The Shig Sato Mysteries)
https://www.amazon.com/Traitors-Lies-Mystery-Comes-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B01NCMKM8L/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
In Japan's Backcountry
https://www.amazon.com/Japans-Backcountry-Jane-M-Newby-ebook/dp/B00HL535PO/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Casting Spells: The Sugar Maple Chronicles - Book 1
https://www.amazon.com/Casting-Spells-Sugar-Maple-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B077SM9V1M/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1593255748&sr=1-9
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Dream Dictionary: A Convenient Dictionary of Dream Symbols for Interpreting Dreams Accurately
https://www.amazon.com/Dream-Dictionary-Convenient-Interpreting-Accurately-ebook/dp/B00TL8L4CK/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Traitors & Lies - The Cold War Comes to Tokyo: Shig Sato Mystery Book 3 (The Shig Sato Mysteries)
https://www.amazon.com/Traitors-Lies-Mystery-Comes-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B01NCMKM8L/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
In Japan's Backcountry
https://www.amazon.com/Japans-Backcountry-Jane-M-Newby-ebook/dp/B00HL535PO/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Casting Spells: The Sugar Maple Chronicles - Book 1
https://www.amazon.com/Casting-Spells-Sugar-Maple-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B077SM9V1M/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1593255748&sr=1-9
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Friday, June 26, 2020
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Chopin
https://www.amazon.com/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric-Chopin-Beginning-Composer-Biographies-ebook/dp/B08BLCLD6D/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_11?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Saint Patrick
https://www.amazon.com/Saint-Patrick-Life-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B07J5GMQ8H/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_41?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Russian Revolution
https://www.amazon.com/Russian-Revolution-Beginning-Nicholas-Bolshevik-ebook/dp/B01GCYLW90/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_44?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Eisenhower
https://www.amazon.com/Dwight-Eisenhower-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B06XCJ33VC/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_56?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
Wilson
https://www.amazon.com/Woodrow-Wilson-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B01N36VJEU/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_62?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
Charlemagne
https://www.amazon.com/Charlemagne-Life-Beginning-Royalty-Biography-ebook/dp/B01MQT4OOH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_88?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
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Chopin
https://www.amazon.com/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric-Chopin-Beginning-Composer-Biographies-ebook/dp/B08BLCLD6D/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_11?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Saint Patrick
https://www.amazon.com/Saint-Patrick-Life-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B07J5GMQ8H/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_41?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Russian Revolution
https://www.amazon.com/Russian-Revolution-Beginning-Nicholas-Bolshevik-ebook/dp/B01GCYLW90/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_44?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=26M7A86JXKHNCH1PW602
Eisenhower
https://www.amazon.com/Dwight-Eisenhower-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B06XCJ33VC/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_56?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
Wilson
https://www.amazon.com/Woodrow-Wilson-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B01N36VJEU/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_62?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
Charlemagne
https://www.amazon.com/Charlemagne-Life-Beginning-Royalty-Biography-ebook/dp/B01MQT4OOH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_88?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RJ1BSVZCKVBND6SBMY2K
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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.
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Jokes and stuff
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“I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Imagination is the highest form of research.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.”
― Albert Einstein
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Gardeners always know the ground rules
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“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
― Steven Wright
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When are you most likely to be eaten by a tiger?
Chewsday!
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What is tasty and lives in trees?
A meringue-utan!
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“I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Imagination is the highest form of research.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.”
― Albert Einstein
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Gardeners always know the ground rules
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“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
― Steven Wright
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When are you most likely to be eaten by a tiger?
Chewsday!
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What is tasty and lives in trees?
A meringue-utan!
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Great Britain and the American Civil War
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Britain-American-Civil-War-ebook/dp/B083QMCSMB/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Great+Britain+and+the+American+Civil+War+good+press&qid=1593168108&s=digital-text&sr=1-1
Andrew the Great: The Heroic Story of Andrew Jackson That “They” Don’t Want You to Know
https://www.amazon.com/Andrew-Great-Heroic-Story-Jackson-ebook/dp/B07BHQFBSJ/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Washington
https://www.amazon.com/George-Washington-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B01KTB6IJ6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Vlad
https://www.amazon.com/Vlad-Impaler-Captivating-Dracula-Wallachia-ebook/dp/B08BPK3ZJN/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_50?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1HKYWY5YGEZWYZRY5HMZ
Washington
https://www.amazon.com/Booker-T-Washington-Legacy-Activist-ebook/dp/B07GBKYZBD/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_67?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Du Bois
https://www.amazon.com/W-B-Du-Bois-Americas-ebook/dp/B07H8MNWYQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_74?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Macedonia
https://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Macedonia-Alexander-Macedonians-Antiquity-ebook/dp/B07D5JRL81/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_76?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Thriller
https://www.amazon.com/Battlemind-Military-Thriller-Michael-Waddington-ebook/dp/B08BC1V9R4/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_98?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
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Great Britain and the American Civil War
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Britain-American-Civil-War-ebook/dp/B083QMCSMB/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Great+Britain+and+the+American+Civil+War+good+press&qid=1593168108&s=digital-text&sr=1-1
Andrew the Great: The Heroic Story of Andrew Jackson That “They” Don’t Want You to Know
https://www.amazon.com/Andrew-Great-Heroic-Story-Jackson-ebook/dp/B07BHQFBSJ/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Washington
https://www.amazon.com/George-Washington-Beginning-Biographies-Presidents-ebook/dp/B01KTB6IJ6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Vlad
https://www.amazon.com/Vlad-Impaler-Captivating-Dracula-Wallachia-ebook/dp/B08BPK3ZJN/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_50?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1HKYWY5YGEZWYZRY5HMZ
Washington
https://www.amazon.com/Booker-T-Washington-Legacy-Activist-ebook/dp/B07GBKYZBD/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_67?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Du Bois
https://www.amazon.com/W-B-Du-Bois-Americas-ebook/dp/B07H8MNWYQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_74?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Macedonia
https://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Macedonia-Alexander-Macedonians-Antiquity-ebook/dp/B07D5JRL81/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_76?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
Thriller
https://www.amazon.com/Battlemind-Military-Thriller-Michael-Waddington-ebook/dp/B08BC1V9R4/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_98?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VMS6MB9WK1EFDCP6NC1F
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Thursday, June 25, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and it's beauty.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.”
― Albert Einstein
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
— W.C. Fields
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"When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. "
— William Shakespeare (Henry V)
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What is big, muddy and sends people into a trance?
A hypno-potamus!
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What do you call a tiger that ate your father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
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“Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and it's beauty.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.”
― Albert Einstein
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
— W.C. Fields
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"When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. "
— William Shakespeare (Henry V)
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What is big, muddy and sends people into a trance?
A hypno-potamus!
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What do you call a tiger that ate your father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“Nothing happens until something moves.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Out of clutter, find simplicity.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.”
― Albert Einstein
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How do apes fly above the jungle?
In hot air baboons!
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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?
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Ice berg-ers!
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Pun of the day .....
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Adam and Eve - The first ones to ignore Apple's terms and conditions.
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“Nothing happens until something moves.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Out of clutter, find simplicity.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.”
― Albert Einstein
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How do apes fly above the jungle?
In hot air baboons!
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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?
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Ice berg-ers!
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Pun of the day .....
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Adam and Eve - The first ones to ignore Apple's terms and conditions.
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Murder One: A Colby Tate Mystery (The Colby Tate Mysteries Book 1)
https://www.amazon.com/Murder-One-Colby-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B081X94R25/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Office Zen
https://www.amazon.com/Office-Zen-Space-Happy-Productive-ebook/dp/B01N53AL3N/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PE1TFCV4AWJW0JP9KGKC
Western
https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Mystery-High-Mountains-Historical-ebook/dp/B083NXVXCN/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_25?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PE1TFCV4AWJW0JP9KGKC
Comedy
https://www.amazon.com/Peas-Carrots-Aston-Martin-Book-ebook/dp/B07FK59LRQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_70?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GG0AZJ6V8JAMKH94052G
African Cookbook
https://www.amazon.com/Amazing-African-Cookbook-Flavorful-Recipes-ebook/dp/B08B3JT1FG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_93?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GG0AZJ6V8JAMKH94052G
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Murder One: A Colby Tate Mystery (The Colby Tate Mysteries Book 1)
https://www.amazon.com/Murder-One-Colby-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B081X94R25/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Office Zen
https://www.amazon.com/Office-Zen-Space-Happy-Productive-ebook/dp/B01N53AL3N/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PE1TFCV4AWJW0JP9KGKC
Western
https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Mystery-High-Mountains-Historical-ebook/dp/B083NXVXCN/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_25?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PE1TFCV4AWJW0JP9KGKC
Comedy
https://www.amazon.com/Peas-Carrots-Aston-Martin-Book-ebook/dp/B07FK59LRQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_70?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GG0AZJ6V8JAMKH94052G
African Cookbook
https://www.amazon.com/Amazing-African-Cookbook-Flavorful-Recipes-ebook/dp/B08B3JT1FG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_93?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GG0AZJ6V8JAMKH94052G
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Tuesday, June 23, 2020
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The Savage Sky
https://www.amazon.com/Savage-Sky-Richard-Townshend-Bickers-ebook/dp/B00ZRXJXPS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Australia
https://www.amazon.com/Australia-People-Places-Amazing-History-ebook/dp/B07QN5ZR9M/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_77?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0FEG0569746J316S3YE3
The Spanish Flu: History of the Deadliest Plague of 1918. Lessons to Learn and Global Consequences of The Great Influenza. Comparison with the Pandemic of 2020 and How to Prevent New Ones in Future
https://www.amazon.com/Spanish-Flu-Consequences-Influenza-Comparison-ebook/dp/B08B6FDXQ6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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The Savage Sky
https://www.amazon.com/Savage-Sky-Richard-Townshend-Bickers-ebook/dp/B00ZRXJXPS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Australia
https://www.amazon.com/Australia-People-Places-Amazing-History-ebook/dp/B07QN5ZR9M/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_77?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0FEG0569746J316S3YE3
The Spanish Flu: History of the Deadliest Plague of 1918. Lessons to Learn and Global Consequences of The Great Influenza. Comparison with the Pandemic of 2020 and How to Prevent New Ones in Future
https://www.amazon.com/Spanish-Flu-Consequences-Influenza-Comparison-ebook/dp/B08B6FDXQ6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Jokes and stuff
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“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
― Albert Einstein
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“Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”
― Albert Einstein
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A high tide lifts all boats.
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Say not that honor is the child of boldness, nor believe that the hazard of
life alone can pay the price of it; it is not the action that is due, but to
the manner of performing it.
You got all that? Me neither.
(Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
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What do you call an alligator that steals things?
A crook-odile! .
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What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and a broomstick?
Hairy Potter!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go.
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes!
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“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
― Albert Einstein
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“Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”
― Albert Einstein
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A high tide lifts all boats.
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Say not that honor is the child of boldness, nor believe that the hazard of
life alone can pay the price of it; it is not the action that is due, but to
the manner of performing it.
You got all that? Me neither.
(Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
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What do you call an alligator that steals things?
A crook-odile! .
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What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and a broomstick?
Hairy Potter!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go.
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes!
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I rock, do you?
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You might love rocks, minerals, or fossils if:
1. You own more pieces of quartz than underwear.
2. Your rock collection weighs more than you do.
3. Your rock garden is located inside your house.
4. You can pronounce the word ‘molybdenite’ correctly on the first try.
5. You don’t think of “cleavage” the same way everyone else does.
6. You think the primary function of road cuts is tourist attractions.
7. You find yourself compelled to examine individual rocks in driveway gravel.
8. You’re planning on using a pick and shovel while you’re on vacation
9. You have ever found yourself trying to explain to airport security that a rock hammer isn’t really a weapon.
10. You never throw away anything.
11. You have ever taken a 17-passenger van over “roads” that were really intended only for cattle.
12. You consider a “recent event” to be anything that has happened in the last hundred thousand years.
13. You have ever had to respond “yes” to the question, “What have you got in here, rocks?”
14. You associate the word “saw” with diamonds instead of “wood”.
15. You have ever been on a field trip that included scheduled stops at a gravel pit and/or a liquor store.
16. You have ever hung a picture using a Brunton/Compass-clinometer as a level.
17. You can be found using your hand lens at churches and government buildings.
18. Your photos include people only for scale and you have more pictures of your rock hammer and lens cap than your family.
19. Your spelling checker has a vocabulary that includes the words ‘polymorph’ and ‘pseudomorph’.
20. You have ever uttered the phrase ‘have you tried licking it’ with no sexual connotations involved.
21. You made fossils out of clay as a kid.
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Rocks on the tables
Rocks on the floor
Rocks in the kitchen
Rocks by the door
Rocks in the bookcase
Rocks on the windowsills
Rocks hold the doors still
Rocks in the bathroom
Rocks on the table
Got all the rocks
That I have been able
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You might love rocks, minerals, or fossils if:
1. You own more pieces of quartz than underwear.
2. Your rock collection weighs more than you do.
3. Your rock garden is located inside your house.
4. You can pronounce the word ‘molybdenite’ correctly on the first try.
5. You don’t think of “cleavage” the same way everyone else does.
6. You think the primary function of road cuts is tourist attractions.
7. You find yourself compelled to examine individual rocks in driveway gravel.
8. You’re planning on using a pick and shovel while you’re on vacation
9. You have ever found yourself trying to explain to airport security that a rock hammer isn’t really a weapon.
10. You never throw away anything.
11. You have ever taken a 17-passenger van over “roads” that were really intended only for cattle.
12. You consider a “recent event” to be anything that has happened in the last hundred thousand years.
13. You have ever had to respond “yes” to the question, “What have you got in here, rocks?”
14. You associate the word “saw” with diamonds instead of “wood”.
15. You have ever been on a field trip that included scheduled stops at a gravel pit and/or a liquor store.
16. You have ever hung a picture using a Brunton/Compass-clinometer as a level.
17. You can be found using your hand lens at churches and government buildings.
18. Your photos include people only for scale and you have more pictures of your rock hammer and lens cap than your family.
19. Your spelling checker has a vocabulary that includes the words ‘polymorph’ and ‘pseudomorph’.
20. You have ever uttered the phrase ‘have you tried licking it’ with no sexual connotations involved.
21. You made fossils out of clay as a kid.
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Rocks on the tables
Rocks on the floor
Rocks in the kitchen
Rocks by the door
Rocks in the bookcase
Rocks on the windowsills
Rocks hold the doors still
Rocks in the bathroom
Rocks on the table
Got all the rocks
That I have been able
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Birth of A Salesman: My life with Avery Scales
https://www.amazon.com/Birth-Salesman-life-Avery-Scales-ebook/dp/B008E6ZGSS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Sauces
https://www.amazon.com/Fuss-EveryDay-Sauces-Condiments-Recipes-ebook/dp/B00OR2N7M0/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_19?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9GFF6GV986JRJ7AYKRKD
Chickens
https://www.amazon.com/Illustrated-Guide-Chickens-Choose-Them-ebook/dp/B006NZBGTK/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_74?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=YV827P04SZD5TWA9KPRE
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Birth of A Salesman: My life with Avery Scales
https://www.amazon.com/Birth-Salesman-life-Avery-Scales-ebook/dp/B008E6ZGSS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Sauces
https://www.amazon.com/Fuss-EveryDay-Sauces-Condiments-Recipes-ebook/dp/B00OR2N7M0/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_19?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9GFF6GV986JRJ7AYKRKD
Chickens
https://www.amazon.com/Illustrated-Guide-Chickens-Choose-Them-ebook/dp/B006NZBGTK/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_74?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=YV827P04SZD5TWA9KPRE
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Monday, June 22, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“Love is a better master than duty.”
― Albert Einstein
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“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Time is an illusion.”
― Albert Einstein
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What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom!
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What animal is always coming back to life?
Frogs, they croak all the time!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
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A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
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“Love is a better master than duty.”
― Albert Einstein
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“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Time is an illusion.”
― Albert Einstein
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What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom!
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What animal is always coming back to life?
Frogs, they croak all the time!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
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A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
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With Lawrence in Arabia (Explorers Club Classics)
https://www.amazon.com/Lawrence-Arabia-Explorers-Club-Classics-ebook/dp/B01MQJXSMG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_69?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Disasters, Catastrophes, and the End of the World: How to Take Care of the Ones you Love when Disaster Strikes
https://www.amazon.com/Disasters-Catastrophes-End-World-Disaster-ebook/dp/B01LXTAWPM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_70?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Stop Nightmares
https://www.amazon.com/How-Stop-Having-Nightmares-Understanding-ebook/dp/B00TVAFX7U/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_75?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Oh Nurse
https://www.amazon.com/Oh-Nurse-Journey-Through-Personal-ebook/dp/B07P6FQH96/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_82?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Origami
https://www.amazon.com/Origami-Beginners-Projects-Animals-Parties-ebook/dp/B08BCVXTDF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_89?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
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With Lawrence in Arabia (Explorers Club Classics)
https://www.amazon.com/Lawrence-Arabia-Explorers-Club-Classics-ebook/dp/B01MQJXSMG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_69?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Disasters, Catastrophes, and the End of the World: How to Take Care of the Ones you Love when Disaster Strikes
https://www.amazon.com/Disasters-Catastrophes-End-World-Disaster-ebook/dp/B01LXTAWPM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_70?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Stop Nightmares
https://www.amazon.com/How-Stop-Having-Nightmares-Understanding-ebook/dp/B00TVAFX7U/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_75?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Oh Nurse
https://www.amazon.com/Oh-Nurse-Journey-Through-Personal-ebook/dp/B07P6FQH96/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_82?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
Origami
https://www.amazon.com/Origami-Beginners-Projects-Animals-Parties-ebook/dp/B08BCVXTDF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_89?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7SAFGRV54GSW9PSX04KZ
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Sunday, June 21, 2020
Jokes and stuff
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“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
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“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
― Albert Einstein
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“The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.”
― Albert Einstein
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“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity”
― Albert Einstein
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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Pun of the day ....
What you seize is what you get.
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What's under there?
Under where?
Ha ha. You said underwear!
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What's the best kind of joke?
The funny kind.
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Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie body home?
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Who’s there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Isabel working because I had to knock.
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Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
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Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
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