Monday, July 31, 2017

Jokes of the Day ....

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What did the snake say when the teacher asked him a question?

Don't asp me!
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What’s the name for a group of lions taking it in turns to use a copy machine?
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Copy cats!
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"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."
— Christopher Paolini
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“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Airman's Odyssey
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
— Dr. Seuss
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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Sunday, July 30, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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() - Pay Attention To These Signs - You Might Be Getting Older
You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
You begin every other sentence with, 'Nowadays...'...
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You know what the word 'equity' means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You talk about 'good grass' and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for The Weather Channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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Friday, July 28, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection

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Free Friday B&N Selection

The Edge of Light
(At Home in Beldon Grove Series #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/edge-of-light-ann-shorey/1100375936?ean=9781441203632

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Free Books July 28, 2017 ....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY July 28, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 Jungle Junior

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jungle-juniors-and-the-mysterious-egg-amy-best/1123562813?ean=2940152838541

Best Thing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-thing-about-lily-laura-green/1114303421?ean=2940044249011

Bubbles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bubbles-the-tractor-and-chums-bubbles-best-performance-david-rossmaur/1118048099?ean=2940045558532

Hopper

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hopper-and-friends-amy-best/1123562819?ean=2940152788297

Nora

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nora-kettle-lauren-nicolle-taylor/1122157779?ean=2940151975599

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Training

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/training-sonya-lee/1116946872?ean=2940044492806

The Fallen Star (Fallen Star Series #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fallen-star-jessica-sorensen/1100076478?ean=2940011259746

Rebels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-rebels-c-gockel/1123933877?ean=2940153252339

Zoctornyia's Training Grounds

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zoctornyias-training-grounds-beth-wright/1107395759?ean=2940032833482

Echo

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/echo-among-stars-joanna-s-morris/1123291708?ean=2940152842616

Defy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/defy-the-stars-magan-vernon/1122960391?ean=2940157182946

Curiously Singing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-curiously-singing-kerry-nietz/1100631090?ean=2940152758658

Legions

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legions-of-orion-michael-g-thomas/1112040843?ean=2940044677081

Siege

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/siege-of-titan-michael-g-thomas/1100144330?ean=2940046570182

Nomad

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-nomad-lindsay-buroker/1124397466?ean=2940157372989

Vision

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vision-john-sharp/1121299874?ean=2940046601978

A Vision for the Future

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-vision-for-the-future-melissa-wright/1116058176?ean=2940044616608

Vampire's Vision

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampires-vision-shawn-wiseman/1123264494?ean=2940153058146

Vision

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vision-ren-deter/1118036346?ean=9783730968888

Ethereal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ethereal-vision-liam-donnelly/1121650562?ean=2940151841368

The Best Friend

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-friend-glennandsasha-gabriel/1107877965?ean=2940032879961

Mullins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mullins-collection-of-best-new-horror-aaron-mullins/1124590811?ean=2940153715452

NONFICTION

House Cleaning Business

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-start-your-own-house-cleaning-company-angela-brown-oberer-the-house-cleaning-guru/1123256191?ean=2940152858655

Busy Manager

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/busy-managers-guide-to-people-speedy-advice-on-hiring-training-managing-and-firing-jocelyn-seamer/1100125788?ean=2940011277306

Credit Repair

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-credit-repair-manual-ever-written-john-hyland-author/1120611160?ean=2940046351910

Idea Craft

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/idea-craft-discover-the-best-small-business-idea-for-you-sarah-korhnak/1125476231?ean=2940153553764

Paper Airplane

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-make-the-best-paper-airplane-ever-sandro-petrovski/1122141477?ean=2940152200843

Small Business

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-300-best-small-business-ideas-bob-adams/1126641353?ean=2940154428955

Become an Author

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-become-a-best-selling-author-in-90-days-or-less-daniel-honour/1125546707?ean=2940154181164

Vision Statement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/writing-a-vision-statement-and-setting-goals-lisa-shea/1125375239?ean=2940154176719

Color Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-make-all-your-best-shopping-color-choices-rb-spell/1126134537?ean=2940154317204

Purple Flowers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/purple-flowers-or-how-to-get-your-best-friend-to-forgive-you-g-wulfing/1126292980?ean=2940154146989

Best Military

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-of-military-sampler-multiple-authors/1115479454?ean=9781775590675

Startup

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-damn-startup-guide-shane-kindt/1123617937?ean=2940153168081

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Torch Workout

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-torch-workout-a-personalized-non-traditional-hiit-class-for-fat-loss-strength-training-douglas-sheppard/1118356299?ean=2940045602099

Overcoming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/overcoming-strength-training-plateaus-mark-sherwood/1123657033?ean=2940152965384

Murder in the Name of Allah

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-name-of-allah-mirza-tahir-ahmad/1115766406?ean=2940044581494

Aging

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/aging-with-health-the-secrets-to-healthy-aging-and-making-the-best-of-your-golden-years-kristy-clark/1121725223?ean=9781329060883

Decades

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-decades-of-training-observations-of-truth-david-winkler/1117557866?ean=2940045454513

Trail Blazers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailblazers-stories-of-training-brazilian-jiu-jitsu-in-rio-de-janeiro-1988-2005-hywel-teague/1121030802?ean=2940046503890

Strength

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eating-for-strength-or-food-and-diet-in-their-relation-to-health-and-work-together-with-several-hundred-recipes-for-wholesome-foods-and-drinks-m-l-1831-1902-holbrook/1103224371?ean=2940018607342

Med Diet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mediterranean-diet-cookbook-best-recipes-for-healthy-weight-loss-mario-fortunato/1121098280?ean=2940151750394

Essential Oils

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-learn-about-the-best-beginners-guide-of-why-to-use-essential-oils-for-your-health-and-to-be-energized-laura-keeleigh/1122903301?ean=2940152751734

Healthy Vegan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-healthy-vegan-holidays-recipes-tali-carmi/1120626585?ean=2940046247060

Cardio

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-11-best-cardio-workouts-to-burn-fat-tone-up-and-lose-weight-dale-l-roberts/1122841684?ean=2940152421477

Quick Juice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-40-best-quick-and-easy-juice-recipes-for-better-health-weight-loss-and-delight-jem-friar/1123243306?ean=2940152786866

COOKING

Fifty-Two

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fifty-two-sunday-dinners-a-book-of-recipes-arranged-on-a-unique-plan-combining-helpful-suggestions-for-appetizing-well-balanced-menus-with-all-the-newest-ideas-and-latest-discoveries-in-the-preparation-of-tasty-wholesome-cookery-elizabeth-o-hiller/1026053322?ean=2940019088041

Florida Salads

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/florida-salads-frances-barber-harris/1027030798?ean=2940025435235

Fruits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fruits-and-how-to-use-them-a-practical-manual-for-housekeepers-containing-nearly-seven-hundred-recipes-for-wholesome-preparations-of-foreign-and-domestic-fruits-hester-m-poole/1026048913?ean=2940019084166

Ketogenic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ketogenic-diet-learn-about-the-best-beginners-guide-of-why-to-use-the-ketogenic-diet-for-your-health-and-to-lose-weight-extremely-fast-april-cherryson/1122866706?ean=2940152705867

Bag Lunch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-bag-lunch-dennis-weaver/1123172509?ean=9781329767157

Quick Breads

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grandmas-best-quick-breads-marg-ruttan/1120817949?ean=2940046306453

Halloween Recipes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-best-halloween-recipes-sachin-kumar-saparia/1124489967?ean=2940153725796

ROMANCE

Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-khaleel-jooste/1123320334?ean=2940152592382

More by this author:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Khaleel%20Jooste%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Marrying His Best Friend (McKinnon Brothers, #3)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/marrying-his-best-friend-jennifer-gracen/1124349833?ean=2940154299647

Until The Stars Fall From The Sky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/until-the-stars-fall-from-the-sky-mary-crawford/1121504660?ean=2940157282226

Texas Secrets: The Gallaghers of Morning Star Book 1 (Texas Heroes, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/texas-secrets-jean-brashear/1116394360?ean=2940046261875

Falling for My Best Friend (Fated)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/falling-for-my-best-friend-hazel-kelly/1122134993?ean=2940152223323

That Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/that-night-with-my-best-friends-brother-j-s-cooper/1121134872?ean=2940151717786

My Brother's Best Friend

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-brothers-best-friend-book-one-a-bbw-romance-kate-houston/1122802085?ean=2940152706864

Star Dust (Fly Me to the Moon, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-dust-emma-barry/1122729501?ean=2940152279672

Summer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/summer-with-a-star-merry-farmer/1121405897?ean=2940152695571

North Star

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/north-star-me-montgomery/1120809313?ean=2940153392301

Yet to Come

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-is-yet-to-come-tamie-dearen/1118866819?ean=2940046245271

Her Best

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-best-shot-shannyn-schroeder/1119105216?ean=9781601833334

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Catching

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

Freshman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freshman-girl-and-junior-guy-mina-v-esguerra/1125515689?ean=2940153968988

Gather the Stars (Culloden's Fire)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gather-the-stars-kimberly-cates/1000141847?ean=2940152256147

Lone Star

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lone-star-cowboy-league-linda-ford/1126400489?ean=9781488032677

Heaven on Earth

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123851961?ean=2940153038360

Finding Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-love-in-costa-rica-clovis-whitman/1123665140?ean=2940153163574

Englishman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/englishman-in-blackpool-jenny-obrien/1126663027?ean=2940154340608

Clipper Beach

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clipper-beach-roma-brooks/1124326909?ean=2940153667379

Fairfield

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fairfield-amish-romance-elanor-miller/1122874596?ean=2940152436976

Coffee

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/coffee-chronicles-chandrapal-khasiya/1124676827?ean=2940153745046

Fantasy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fantasy-versus-reality-hiranya-borah/1125410794?ean=2940153935454

Felicity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/felicity-falls-in-love-audra-bell/1125686405?ean=2940154207987

Cut Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cut-out-l-jordan-james/1122070420?ean=2940151952163

Devotion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/devotion-mario-v-farina/1124765404?ean=2940153764412

FICTION

The Blue Train To Heaven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blue-train-to-heaven-charles-harvey/1029734230?ean=2940045249447

Wyoming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wyoming-vision-lisa-shea/1125495199?ean=2940154224663

The Best Of Christmas Presents

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-of-christmas-presents-lindsay-johannsen/1122589670?ean=2940152117127

Bad Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-of-bad-choices-devin-sumarno/1120864269?ean=2940046441833

Best Woman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-woman-for-the-job-sharon-c-cooper/1110607125?ean=2940033186532

The Only Best Place (Holmes Crossing, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/only-best-place-carolyne-aarsen/1100298014?ean=2940152752823

Dead End

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-end-train-mark-d-evans/1113575168?ean=2940045014311

Trained

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trained-alessia-brio/1107392015?ean=9781105213557

Best Friends

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-friends-forever-ee-evans/1126611744?ean=2940154419410

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Deliverance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/basic-deliverance-training-ji-benqu-xie-shuxun-lian-mike-connell/1118866775?ean=2940045681247

Dreams of Bhadda: Sex. Murder. Betrayal. Enlightenment.

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dreams-of-bhadda-bhikkhu-sujato/1113012342?ean=9781921842122

Training

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deliverance-training-mike-connell/1126410776?ean=2940045670418

Encourage

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/encourage-yourself-in-the-lord-receive-divine-wisdom-stay-true-to-your-god-given-vision-defeat-discouragement-for-yourself-and-others-with-these-practical-lessons-from-the-bible-joshua-nickel/1124928235?ean=9781365458996

School

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-school-of-spiritual-training-fernando-davalos/1125425010?ean=2940153937267

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Miss Spelled

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-spelled-morgana-best/1122410308?ean=2940153338972

Art and Craft

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cozy-mysteries-cozy-cat-parker/1123184149?ean=2940152764192

Newsdeck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-from-the-newsdesk-peter-bartram/1123720413?ean=2940153196657

Miss Lucy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-lucys-ghost-jimmy-beard/1126297092?ean=9781537899220

The Man Who Murdered Himself: A Short Story

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-man-who-murdered-himself-nancy-fulda/1126327670?ean=2940011399213

Naughton Pharms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-naughton-pharms-rex-evans-wood/1121820600?ean=2940151890342

Murder In Ogunquit

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-ogunquit-robert-chapin/1104808159?ean=2940011452277

Murder, Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-magic-merthings-more-cynan-jones/1114044790?ean=2940044195967

Strawberry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strawberry-cream-cupcake-murder-ann-s-marie/1123238327?ean=2940152801859

Coffee Break

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/coffee-break-murder-blues-bart-jr-hopkins-jr/1126646532?ean=2940154732854

Rigged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rigged-for-murder-jennifer-leclair/1100761220?ean=2940153043388

Spirit of Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spirit-of-murder-patricia-noad/1108337595?ean=2940032973157

Gold Street

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-gold-street-rod-moore/1123222331?ean=2940152754759

Hated Body

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cozy-mystery-carrie-marsh/1125546346?ean=2940154176634

By the Numbers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-the-numbers-louis-scott/1125423793?ean=2940152731569

Murder by Rails

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-rails-2-brooke-gillespie/1126833411?ean=2940158875427

More in series

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-rails-1-brooke-gillespie/1126833409?ean=2940158875403

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-rails-3-brooke-gillespie/1126833414?ean=2940158875458

Rock and Roll Heaven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-rock-roll-heaven-robin-ray/1125862222?ean=2940154028520

Journey

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/journey-to-murder-dj-owen/1120332462?ean=2940046156058

Spells Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spells-murder-maxwell-cunningham/1116863396?ean=2940045248167

Confessions

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/confessions-james-patterson/1115973926?ean=9780316278560

Spellbound

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spellbound-louise-ann-barton/1115655046?ean=2940044572812

Zero Hour

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-zero-hour-paul-westwood/1101222380?ean=2940011286568

Dead Shot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-shot-c-t-mitchell/1126652319?ean=2940151699044

Sex Scandal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sex-scandal-stories-romance-murder-box-set-6-books-en-vogue-free-man/1123134796?ean=9782765924517

Half Moon Bay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-half-moon-bay-book-1-nancy-jill-thames/1115380572?ean=2940044538481

Live and Let Diet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/live-and-let-diet-morgana-best/1123596671?ean=2940152828764

Tuesday's Child

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tuesdays-child-dale-mayer/1104562657?ean=2940156809141

Psychic Visions

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/psychic-visions-dale-mayer/1124190071?ean=2940148734642

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Astrology

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/astrology-best-astrology-compatibility-guide-learn-the-horoscope-the-zodiac-signs-find-your-spirit-and-your-star-signs-anton-romanov/1124935145?ean=2940156932740

FOREIGN

Ein Unverhofftes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ein-unverhofftes-angebot-susan-hatler/1123393332?ean=2940152771619

COVER ART

Brother

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-best-friends-brother-chrissy-favreau/1122747809?ean=2940152450491

Rocked

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rocked-in-the-dark-clara-bayard/1117074511?ean=2940046315844

Star Bright

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-bright-book-1-carla-coxwell/1123106221?ean=2940152677096

Rock You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rock-you-candy-j-starr/1124235531?ean=2940152132250

Star King

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-king-susan-grant/1100341331?ean=2940016730134

PSYCHOLOGY

Life Skills

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-skills-training-manual-arthur-jjackson/1122557824?ean=9781329448674

Self Help

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-of-self-help-sampler-multiple-authors/1115479453?ean=9781775590668

Focus On Training Your Right Brain

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/focus-on-training-your-right-brain-sulet-hofmeyr/1123301200?ean=2940152586039

Motivation

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-10-best-motivational-stories-to-uplift-and-inspire-verusha-singh/1125327322?ean=2940153909868

Rules

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rules-of-my-best-friends-body-matthue-roth/1125506257?ean=2940153966663

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

The Trouble with Trains and Snakes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-trouble-with-trains-and-snakes-jennifer-gisselbrecht-hyena/1125950683?ean=2940157592974

HUMOR

Her Best Match (The Best Girls, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-best-match-tamie-dearen/1122185862?ean=2940046300017

Adult Jokes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-adult-jokes-2016-too-funny-john-dojt/1123528406?ean=2940153245348

50 Jokes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-best-jokes-ever-jane-parks/1112572691?ean=2940044773943

99 Yo Mama

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/99-of-the-best-yo-mama-jokes-ever-mark-martin/1112683877?ean=2940044780828

100 Yo Mama

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-100-best-yo-mama-jokes-jess-franken/1122056661?ean=2940154052563

Pointless

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-of-pointless-conversations-scott-tierney/1108938848?ean=9781849899369

Snipes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-best-ever-piss-takes-snipes-insults-mike-francis/1126389910?ean=2940154365557

 POETRY

Train Ride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-ride-pen/1120057240?ean=2940046078343
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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Summer Rerun ...

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Many of these books are still free! This is a list from 2016.

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books_17.html


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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Joke of the Day...

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Frostbite

A couple of new guys for a construction company drove the company pickup truck into a lumberyard.

The youngest of the two walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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Monday, July 24, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook".

The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out.

A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook".

Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook".

The librarian gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it. The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank.

There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it".
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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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() - Outhouse

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time.

He felt resentful because many of his friends in school had indoor plumbing with flush toilets. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
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One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him he was grounded for the next year and his list of chores was going to be doubled. The boy was shocked and asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."

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Saturday, July 22, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.

When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Friday, July 21, 2017

B&N FREE FRIDAY ...

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B&N Free Friday Selection


Heat of the Moment
(Moment of Truth Series #1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heat-of-the-moment-lauren-barnholdt/1120159630?ean=9780062321404

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Free Books July 21, 2017..

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LIST FOR FRIDAY July 21, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 In The Mind of Thaddeus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-mind-of-thaddeus-julia-crane/1104681426?ean=2940011516818

Class Acts Kids' Ebook Sampler

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/class-acts-kids-ebook-sampler-jeramey-kraatz/1112495968?ean=9780062241870

Train Talk

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-talk-kate-everson/1108818314?ean=2940033023387

Chew Chew

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chew-chew-the-food-chain-train-janet-michelson/1114734699?ean=2940044506503

Chuff

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chuff-the-steam-train-goes-to-town-peter-dempster/1108565459?ean=2940011371776

Snail Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/snail-train-mark-revis/1114374569?ean=2940044278653

My Daughter the Mind Reader

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-daughter-the-mind-reader-mark-douglas-stafford/1118140204?ean=2940045556965

Mind's Eye

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/minds-eye-rebecca-a-rogers/1123393334?ean=2940152787887

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Open Minds (Mindjack Series Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/open-minds-susan-quinn/1106795594?ean=2940013294899

Power of Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/power-of-mind-alice-treaty/1117496947?ean=9781304575067

Mind Café

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-cafe-lizzy-ford/1029544608?ean=2940011165580

Ghost Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ghost-train-taylor-bambico/1123209964?ean=2940153217109

The Mind Control Assassins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mind-control-assassins-sekina-mayu/1124641904?ean=2940153735481

Black Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-black-act-book-1-louise-bohmer/1115478537?ean=2940045411806

more:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-black-act-louise-bohmer/1120135752?ean=2940046103694

Ghost Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ghost-train-stuart-smith/1120171728?ean=2940046085631

The Mind Readers, Book 1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mind-readers-book-1-lori-brighton/1104361245?ean=2940011399343

Demons and Other Inconveniences

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/demons-and-other-inconveniences-dan-dillard/1102692596?ean=2940000895917

Desperate

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/desperate-acts-kevin-l-obrien/1117497293?ean=2940045445917

The Curse of the Up-Town C-Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-curse-of-the-up-town-c-train-michael-spitzkoff/1108109866?ean=9781105268847

Cradle of Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cradle-of-life-brennan-harvey/1119638814?ean=2940045990974

Fractured Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fractured-mind-episode-one-odette-c-bell/1123762145?ean=2940153006062

Ghost of Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ghost-of-mind-episode-one-odette-c-bell/1115374574?ean=2940045307482

NONFICTION

Essential Oils

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beginners-guide-to-essential-oils-how-to-enhance-the-wellbeing-of-your-body-and-mind-starting-today-jennifer-n-smith/1124120566?ean=2940153203027

Bulletproof Memory The Ultimate Hacks to Unlock Hidden Powers of Mind and Memory

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bulletproof-memory-the-ultimate-hacks-to-unlock-hidden-powers-of-mind-and-memory-marc-collingwood/1123494949?ean=2940152829600

War on Porn

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-on-porn-prepare-your-mind-for-battle-luke-knight/1122545761?ean=2940152099249

Principles and Practices of Teaching and Training

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/principles-and-practices-of-teaching-and-training-ann-gravells/1126333589?ean=9781526417404

The Guide to Chianciano

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-guide-to-chianciano-terme-siena-tuscany-italy-pearl-howie/1124091030?ean=9781326723989

The importance of language learning

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-importance-of-language-learning-understanding-of-other-peoples-and-cultural-awareness-in-the-development-of-successful-international-businesses-hanjo-hamann/1030623102?ean=9783640312047

ACT Vocabulary

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/act-vocabulary-tanzil-al-gazmir/1119908035?ean=2940046052336

The Ohio Nurse Practice Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ohio-nurse-practice-act-netce/1125731403?ean=2940157182007

Your Right to Federal Records: Questions and Answers on the Freedom of Information Act and the Privacy Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-right-to-federal-records-us-department-of-justice-office-of-management-and-budget-us-general-services-administration/1113533369?ean=9781612211299

Guilty Until Proven Innocent (2014): A Practitioner's and Judge's Guide to the Pennsylvania Post-Conviction Relief Act (PCRA)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guilty-until-proven-innocent-j-andrew-salemme/1114795962?ean=2940045826587

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Enhancing Your Body, Mind and Spirit with Hypnotherapy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/enhancing-your-body-mind-and-spirit-with-hypnotherapy-monica-obando/1123937196?ean=2940153075266

Power of the Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/power-of-the-mind-anthony-alayon/1104362278?ean=2940011382529

Bach Flowers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bach-flowers-for-mind-body-healing-jennifer-barraclough/1112133515?ean=2940044687035

Yoga for Travel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yoga-for-travel-by-plane-train-bus-car-lisa-shea/1124218502?ean=2940153338941

ROMANCE

Bluegrass State of Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bluegrass-state-of-mind-kathleen-brooks/1104012690?ean=2940012762450

Awareness (The Mind Talker Paranormal Romance Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/awareness-darla-dunbar/1121316546?ean=2940046251340

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

A Marriage On The Rebound?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-marriage-on-the-rebound-mario-v-farina/1126492133?ean=2940154395400

Night at the Opera

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-night-at-the-opera-apollos-rivoire-jr/1121667277?ean=2940151844376

An Awakened Heart

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-awakened-heart-jody-hedlund/1125058099?ean=9781441230041

An Unexpected Family

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unexpected-family-zoe-matthews/1119886767?ean=2940152274134

A Bride's Journey

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-brides-journey-ee-burke/1126277575?ean=2940154270592

A Rose

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-rose-by-any-other-name-nia-eze/1124623899?ean=2940153734248

Second Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-second-chance-sandra-becker/1123382907?ean=2940152609943

Wedding in Cornwall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-wedding-in-cornwall-laura-briggs/1125424875?ean=2940153674742

Always

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/always-jerusha-moors/1123521466?ean=2940152919424

Amethyst

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amethyst-colin-lauren-royal/1124127600?ean=2940153377230

An Heir

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-heir-for-pemberley-jane-grix/1123671585?ean=2940153206196

Annie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annie-norman-f-hewes/1123587277?ean=2940152938906

Arranged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arranged-wedding-fears-roxanne-amour/1125852900?ean=2940154195239

Ashley

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ashley-milo-norman-hewes/1122885567?ean=2940152440171

Train to Nowhere

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-to-nowhere-sunnie-day/1117053750?ean=2940011514258

Before Us

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-us-roberta-capizzi/1123126736?ean=2940152515992

Muslim Terrorism on the Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/muslim-terrorism-on-the-train-frederick-hoehn/1122566968?ean=2940151093804

Balancing Act (Heidi Elliott Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/balancing-act-kimberly-stuart/1012233027?ean=2940153234922

Belly Dancer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/belly-dancer-the-us-marine-aditya-sawdekar/1124462699?ean=2940153689746

Beyond 24

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-24-prakash-hegade/1125408210?ean=2940153930992

Black Sea

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-sea-deluge-a-flood-myth-short-story-lisa-shea/1126051329?ean=2940154310502

Bought

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bought-and-paid-for-lara-hunter/1123682921?ean=2940152983234

Sheik

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bought-by-the-sheikh-holly-rayner/1125069624?ean=2940153822082

Catching Onyx

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

FICTION

"Weirder Than Weird" 18 Bizarre Tales From a Disturbed Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/weirder-than-weird-18-bizarre-tales-from-a-disturbed-mind-francis-burger/1117704473?ean=2940045438698

Donkey's Dreams & Other Animal Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/donkeys-dreams-other-animal-tales-pushpa-kurup/1122106549?ean=2940045819312

An Act of Charity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-act-of-charity-amanda-surowitz/1115457909?ean=2940044553781

Waiting for the Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-for-the-train-eduard-joseph/1120690776?ean=2940046390629

Two Acts of Self-Defense

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-acts-of-self-defense-melany-ramsay/1108149343?ean=9781105289293

Like Clockwork and a Tangled Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/like-clockwork-and-a-tangled-mind-lea-ryan/1029298596?ean=2940011156588

Dizzy Miss Kitty and Her Death-Defying Act!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dizzy-miss-kitty-and-her-death-defying-act-patrick-de-moss/1115951823?ean=2940044620223

Act Of Defiance (Defiance Gray, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/act-of-defiance-adrianne-brooks/1119692132?ean=9781498918312

The Train Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-train-home-caleb-knowles/1126319979?ean=2940154150467

The Ghost Saloon and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ghost-saloon-and-other-stories-zach-neal/1120355911?ean=2940046523799

A Train For Under The Christmas Tree

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-train-for-under-the-christmas-tree-chas-johnson/1123773119?ean=2940153009131

Back Up

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/back-up-acts-mary-kitt-neel/1104808722?ean=2940011373954

My Last Train Ride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-last-train-ride-james-bailey/1100736219?ean=2940011295171

Train to the Edge of the Moon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-to-the-edge-of-the-moon-asper-blurry/1125158313?ean=2940153859132

Fallen From the Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fallen-from-the-train-chris-ward/1113574771?ean=2940045010146

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Free Your Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/free-your-mind-mp-neary/1121794441?ean=2940151882064

Matthew

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/matthew-mark-luke-john-acts-romans-frederick-hoehn/1120029744?ean=2940149638239


Great News for our Catholic Friends

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-news-for-our-catholic-friends-acts-20-20-ministries/1114843306?ean=2940044374652

By Canoe and Dog Train - The Adventures of Sharing the Gospel with Canadian Indians

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-canoe-and-dog-train-the-adventures-of-sharing-the-gospel-with-canadian-indians-egerton-ryerson-young/1122295784?ean=2940152027723

The Gospels and Acts in Simple Paraphrase

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gospels-and-acts-in-simple-paraphrase-with-helpful-explanations-together-with-running-through-the-bible-chris-wright/1125580814?ean=2940153984094

Journey: Lesson 4 -The Mighty Act of God

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/journey-marcel-gervais/1118141342?ean=2940045574976

more:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Marcel%20Gervais%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Hear, Believe, Act: Rethinking our response to domestic violence in the Brotherhood. A Discussion Paper.

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hear-believe-act-andrew-weller/1125494365?ean=2940153961132

Acts 1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/acts-1-12-dr-david-l-cook/1120803909?ean=2940046414394

Apostles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/acts-of-the-apostles-frederick-hoehn/1120034132?ean=2940149640430

The Art of Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-art-of-mind-kevin-dwyer/1121100808?ean=2940046524680

Apostle

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/acts-of-an-apostle-winner-torborg/1121206993?ean=9781312900578

How the Church Began

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-the-church-began-studies-in-acts-freda-hawkes/1118893141?ean=2940045750752

Acts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-european-new-testament-christadelphian-commentary-acts-of-the-apostles-duncan-heaster/1125299892?ean=9781326877811

Seventy-Six Short Instructions for Mind Therapy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seventy-six-short-instructions-for-mind-therapy-khenpo-kyosang-rinpoche/1122682361?ean=2940151919326

The Dharma of Mind Transmission

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dharma-of-mind-transmission-chan-master-huang-bei-tuan-chi/1115291919?ean=2940044513778

Material Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/material-mind-vs-spiritual-mind-arlene-nassey/1122252280?ean=2940152009606

Millenial Catholic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mind-meanderings-of-a-millenial-catholic-oliver-j-olinger/1123779134?ean=2940153012773

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Mind Sweeper

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-sweeper-ae-jones/1120341800?ean=2940150516243

The Runaway Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-runaway-train-mw-griffith/1123465589?ean=2940152834864

The Secrets of Mk Ultra Mind Control

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secrets-of-mk-ultra-mind-control-laura-patricia-kearney/1125914516?ean=9783743800793

Act Of Contrition

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/act-of-contrition-dominic-milne/1121380898?ean=2940152800234

The Homecoming Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-homecoming-train-lawson-mcdowell/1114302920?ean=2940044234819

Caught in the Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/caught-in-the-act-j-ellyne/1111503892?ean=2940033246878

Mingo Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mingo-train-victor-kibe/1117651535?ean=9781304641380

Slow Wreck Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slow-wreck-train-erik-j-avalon/1115446864?ean=2940044545854

Train to Anywhere

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-to-anywhere-david-george-howard/1029544699?ean=2940011163883

An Unscrupulous Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unscrupulous-mind-kf-johnson/1125397621?ean=2940153927794

Murder on the Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-the-mind-l-bartlett/1101007127?ean=9781452455587

SPECULATION / THEORIES

The Universal Mind Hypothesis

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-universal-mind-hypothesis-kar-lee/1113022485?ean=2940011119767

FOREIGN

Grandes Noticias Para Nuestros Amigos Católicos

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grandes-noticias-para-nuestros-amigos-cat-licos-acts-20-20-ministries/1114972657?ean=2940044393790

COVER ART

Random Acts of Crazy (Random Series #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/random-acts-of-crazy-julia-kent/1115401893?ean=9781501457906

PSYCHOLOGY

Stress Free

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stress-free-living-declutter-your-mind-and-change-your-life-forever-jim-koehneke/1126530701?ean=2940154694268

How To Think And Act Positively In 5 Steps

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-think-and-act-positively-in-5-steps-wael-el-manzalawy/1117264373?ean=2940045351249

Prisoner of Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prisoner-of-mind-paul-wolanin/1123510541?ean=2940152914559

Mind Relief Manuscript

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-relief-manuscript-jerry-stocking/1107874391?ean=2940032877103

Peace

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/peace-of-mind-seneca/1124635509?ean=9781365394928

Mind Control

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-control-laura-patricia-kearney/1123686926?ean=9783739626727

Your Subconscious Mind Is Killing You!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-subconscious-mind-is-killing-you-7-beliefs-controlling-your-life-making-you-sick-how-to-change-them-even-if-nothing-worked-before-david-kyle/1123117774?ean=2940152509465

Visualization

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visualization-conscious-visualization-5-simple-steps-to-condition-your-mind-to-create-the-life-of-your-dreams-breakthrough-with-a-blueprint-of-positive-prayer-action-affirmations-meditation-jason-thomas/1124712704?ean=2940153343419

Mind Mapping

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-mapping-secrets-freemind-basics-katie-darden/1118728694?ean=2940148271857

How To Make A Woman WANT You By Unlocking The Secrets To Her Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-make-a-woman-want-you-by-unlocking-the-secrets-to-her-mind-matthew-flynn/1116068359?ean=2940044634114

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Mind MGMT Secret Files #3

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-mgmt-secret-files-3-various/1122732155?ean=2940152653014

Issue 1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mind-mgmt-secret-files-1-various/1122732153?ean=2940152652994

HUMOR

Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/read-my-best-puns-to-boggle-your-mind-mario-v-farina/1123534604?ean=2940152922110

No Girl on this Train

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-girl-on-this-train-tottie-limejuice/1126185245?ean=2940154325841

Random Acts of Trust (Random Series #2)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/random-acts-of-trust-julia-kent/1117603345?ean=2940148949329

 POETRY

Snow Train Coming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/snow-train-coming-david-tallach/1123710544?ean=9781326623593
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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
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What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup.
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they're too heavy to carry!
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What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Summer Rerun ...

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Many of the books on this earlier list are still free:

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books_11.html

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Joke of the Day ...

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Ƹ*_*Ʒ. Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win$1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million- dollar question was no pushover.

It was: Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it

A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture?"

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be an airhead. But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.

The flakey friend responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a dim bulb, it would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand -- the woman had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Regis. "Yes, that is my final answer."

Two seconds later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that the answer is-...... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"


Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends including the woman who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And do you want to know something? It was your assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way......how did you happen to know the right answer?"
"Oh, come on!" said the spacey gal. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

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Saturday, July 15, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What did the buffalo say to his child on the first day of school?

Bi-son!
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
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Give it a nose plug!

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Thursday, July 13, 2017

Free Books July 14, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY July 14, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&;N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 Wychetts and the Key to Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wychetts-and-the-key-to-magic-william-holley/1116890434?ean=2940045256162

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-amy-stilgenbauer/1119883548?ean=2940046034134

Courage Runs Red (Blood Red Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courage-runs-red-wj-may/1121790688?ean=2940152141894

Key to Erebus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-to-erebus-emma-v-leech/1113743660?ean=2940045035118

Key to Amatahns

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-of-amatahns-elisabeth-wheatley/1103528272?ean=2940157174613

Key to Kilenya

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-of-kilenya-andrea-pearson/1021181500?ean=2940152780246

Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-nightmare-of-the-dark-shadows-laa-law/1118585754?ean=2940045670876

More Episodes:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-a-hidden-enclave-for-angels-demons-and-vampires-laa-law/1116264041?ean=2940045160506

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-andrew-and-mias-encounter-laa-law/1121100772?ean=2940046524246

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-sanctuary-hospital-mias-dark-encounter-laa-law/1120374752?ean=2940046178258

Were Hunter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-the-were-hunter-rebekah-r-ganiere/1121837685?ean=2940151691574

Key to the Stars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/key-to-the-stars-kevin-domenic/1103093524?ean=2940011102066 

The Key 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-brian-fisher/1106546906?ean=2940011532047

Urban

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-urban-ls-sygnet/1122928329?ean=2940152457452

To Catch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-catch-a-wolf-lynn-red/1117923858?ean=9781501401701

Daughter of the Red Dawn (The Lost Kingdom of Fallada, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daughter-of-the-red-dawn-alicia-michaels/1113068936?ean=2940154351239

Hare Today

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hare-today-bear-tomorrow-lynn-red/1122489777?ean=2940152676594

Bad Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bad-magic-c-gockel/1126061144?ean=2940157391089

Midnight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/midnight-liberty-league-brock-law/1125912003?ean=2940154045343

Going Underground

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-underground-chris-ward/1114587708?ean=2940044313644

The Red King

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-red-king-nick-cole/1123195751?ean=2940156812790

The Dragon Kepeer and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dragon-kepeer-and-other-stories-lynne-roberts/1118861321?ean=2940045732116

Fear Spiral

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fear-spiral-and-other-stories-s-r-mulrune/1122044383?ean=2940151942942

The Library of the Universes (and other Tales of the King Imminent)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-library-of-the-universes-dangerous-walker/1119711419?ean=2940045998918

Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-adriano-silva/1123293066?ean=2940152580488

Paint the Town Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paint-the-town-red-shanna-swendson/1125298702?ean=2940157055370

Into the Unknown and other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/into-the-unknown-and-other-stories-jaron-panikkar/1124491312?ean=2940153703817

NONFICTION

Dream Guy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-your-dream-guy-a-step-by-step-system-to-going-from-single-to-being-with-the-man-of-your-dreams-jake-collins/1126007091?ean=2940154317884

Attraction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-law-of-attraction-tactics-mikka-hamilton/1126551584?ean=2940154737309

Business

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-into-business-vs-looking-for-a-way-to-get-rich-quick-sven-hylt-n-cavallius/1122557551?ean=9781329437104

 Cyber

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cyber-attacks-and-the-law-of-war-michael-gervais/1118525938?ean=9781304829139

Narrative

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/narrative-of-the-life-of-frederick-douglass-frederick-douglass/1116743956?ean=9781387061129

How to Argue with Right-Wingers - A Winning Strategy to Dealing With the Other Side

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-argue-with-right-wingers-a-winning-strategy-to-dealing-with-the-other-side-daniel-a-amerson/1125960780?ean=2940154285466

The Forbidden Parapsychology - Sexual Influence from a Distance, Psychic attacks and Other Parapsychological Techniques

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forbidden-parapsychology-sexual-influence-from-a-distance-psychic-attacks-and-other-parapsychological-techniques-jose-m-herrou-aragon/1112483245?ean=9781105884658

The Cat Who Sang & Other Stories of Rescued Pets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cat-who-sang-other-stories-of-rescued-pets-brigitta-macmillan/1120816314?ean=9781326045456

Declutter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/declutter-your-home-effectively-house-cleaning-hacks-to-a-clutter-free-life-k-collins/1124074037?ean=2940153114408

Guitar

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guitar-chord-chart-chords-arranged-by-key-freehand/1018761158?ean=2940000486740

Diagnostics vs. Key Measures

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diagnostics-vs-key-measures-chris-garson/1114796489?ean=2940044355569

Grooms

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-honest-guide-for-grooms-man-to-man-advice-about-suits-speeches-best-men-bucks-parties-budgets-and-other-wedding-decisions-a-happily-married-man/1115766425?ean=2940044585317

ROMANCE

Little Red: an Everland Ever After Tale

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-red-caroline-lee/1125829354?ean=2940154019450

The Keys to My Diary ~ Fern

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-keys-to-my-diary-fern-ann-omasta/1122626224?ean=2940153391045

Rowena's Key (The Golden Key Chronicles, Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rowenas-key-aj-nuest/1125091915?ean=9780007550562

Black Keys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-keys-rose-b-mashal/1121950656?ean=2940151929264

Any Other Way

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/any-other-way-michelle-ziegler/1120323077?ean=2940046147742

A Key to Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/key-to-paradise-barry-rachin/1103651173?ean=2940011138744

Worlds

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/worlds-apart-holly-mortimer/1122843149?ean=2940152733112

Learning to Live

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/learning-to-live-brenda-kennedy/1125456240?ean=2940153949352

Starr's Awakening & Hearths of Fire (Red Starr, Book One)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/starrs-awakening-hearths-of-fire-kennedy-layne/1123276532?ean=2940152831658

Red at Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-at-night-katie-mcgarry/1117445640?ean=9781460317921

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Brighter than Gold (Rogues Go West, Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brighter-than-gold-cynthia-challed-wright/1013000298?ean=2940013937710

Irish Meadows

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/irish-meadows-susan-anne-mason/1120581749?ean=9781441228567

The Golden Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/golden-key-jeanne-page/1103096334?ean=2940011100772

Afton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/afton-of-margate-castle-angela-elwell-hunt/1100417156?ean=2940149392711

Edge of Light

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/edge-of-light-ann-shorey/1100375936?ean=9781441203632

Hero's Promise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-heros-promise-roseanna-m-white/1117746672?ean=9780736959186

Fairchild

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fairchilds-lady-roseanna-m-white/1115299800?ean=9780736958912

Roads

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roads-of-strife-mr-arturo-miriello/1115689542?ean=2940148780854

Prejudiced

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prejudiced-alyssa-skinner/1125328061?ean=2940157288549

Street

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/street-of-angels-joe-derkacht/1027647036?ean=2940011119620

A Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-chance-for-love-d-l-biranen/1125684054?ean=2940154053157

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972

Deja Vu

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-d-j-vu-wedding-mario-v-farina/1125436345?ean=2940153943756

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940153324265

FICTION

Red Badge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-red-badge-of-courage-crane-stephen/1123153926?ean=9789176370643

The Stranger and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-stranger-and-other-stories-glen-robinson/1116893934?ean=2940045261197

Walden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/walden-or-life-in-the-woods-thoreau-henry-david/1123848187?ean=9789176371312

Dr. North's Wound and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dr-norths-wound-and-other-stories-john-dodds/1101575148?ean=2940000825884

Seafood and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seafood-and-other-stories-andre-farant/1110361709?ean=2940033139224

Lazarus Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lazarus-key-gilbert-m-stack/1106696208?ean=2940152565980

Collision

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/collision-ka-sterritt/1122759888?ean=2940152668544

Murphy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murphys-law-mark-souza/1106974002?ean=2940032811176

Shadows In The Dark and Other Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadows-in-the-dark-and-other-stories-manoj-nair/1121320880?ean=2940046602432

Law Links (The Three Lands)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/law-links-dusk-peterson/1113921235?ean=2940154404942

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Relax

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/relax-youre-going-to-die-tai-sheridan-phd/1115304873?ean=2940033018406

The Law and the Prophets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-law-and-the-prophets-frederick-hoehn/1122528245?ean=2940151148610

The Most Important Thing You can do The Key to a worthwhile life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-most-important-thing-you-can-do-the-key-to-a-worthwhile-life-deborah-aghimien/1119971532?ean=2940045635431

Psalms In the Key of my Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/psalms-in-the-key-of-my-life-carol-shelton-moye/1120132429?ean=2940150335158

DOLPHIN MIRACLE plus your own key to LIVING MIRACLES

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dolphin-miracle-plus-your-own-key-to-living-miracles-victor-e-villase-or/1118925421?ean=9781939116819

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-is-the-law-alc/1123471799?ean=2940152875294

The Ultimate Law of the Creator

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-law-of-the-creator-c-michelle-gonzalez/1117785907?ean=2940045530620

Israel-Messianic-Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/israel-messianic-law-john-c-fenn/1123047695?ean=2940152488081

Freed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freed-from-the-law-to-serve-god-in-the-spirit-peter-newman/1125784211?ean=2940154220504

Beyond Murphy's Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-murphys-law-george-anderson/1115550874?ean=2940044562080

Law Of Attraction Collection (Law Of Attraction Series, #7)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/law-of-attraction-collection-scott-soloff/1120337362?ean=2940046240283

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Trouble

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trouble-at-the-red-pueblo-liz-adair/1119934859?ean=2940153025728

Going Down With the Ship

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-down-with-the-ship-eric-douglas/1122703504?ean=2940152370546

Still Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/still-life-with-murder-pb-ryan/1100643724?ean=2940045631624

No Place

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-place-to-die-jaden-skye/1126170839?ean=2940157567491

Blake Pierce

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blake-pierce-blake-pierce/1123827602?ean=2940156765188

Live and Let

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/live-and-let-diet-morgana-best/1123596671?ean=2940152828764

Escape

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/escape-a-new-life-david-antocci/1122220317?ean=2940157581541

Another Stab

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/another-stab-at-life-anita-higman/1102111396?ean=2940154736579

Gone The Next (Roy Ballard Mysteries, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gone-the-next-ben-rehder/1113017466?ean=2940152168969

Ink Red Dead

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ink-red-dead-joanna-campbell-slan/1122518932?ean=2940152272444

Once Gone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-gone-blake-pierce/1123127161?ean=2940157790318

SPECULATION / THEORIES

The Ultimate Key for Unifying Science and Spirituality

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-key-for-unifying-science-and-spirituality-robert-r-miller/1112408013?ean=9781105847820

The Master Key Psychological Chart

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-master-key-psychological-chart-anthony-michalski/1118522793?ean=2940148172178

COVER ART

Bearing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bearing-it-all-lynn-red/1118923373?ean=2940152673746

Red Moon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-moon-elizabeth-kelly/1116840376?ean=2940045246668

A Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-life-worth-fighting-brenda-kennedy/1121847144?ean=2940151899987

Horns

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/horns-for-the-harem-girl-lynn-red/1121963735?ean=2940152255379

Going

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-down-easy-carly-phillips/1123654237?ean=2940157002855

PSYCHOLOGY

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gratitude-attitude-the-first-how-to-be-happy-key-jem-friar/1125996225?ean=2940154306314

The Key

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-key-relenski-zortac/1124182518?ean=2940154221525

The 20 Key Principles of Goal Setting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-20-key-principles-of-goal-setting-drew-pierce/1113575244?ean=2940044971998

Interpreting Procrastination; Key to Success, Happiness and Wellness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/interpreting-procrastination-key-to-success-happiness-and-wellness-wasif-haq/1125470986?ean=9781365648717

HUMOR

Questionable Wisdom: Things I've Learned, Stuff I've Encountered, and a Large Pile of Random Words

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/questionable-wisdom-charles-key/1117105304?ean=9781304306937

The Great American Pee Fight And Other True Stories Of The 50's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-great-american-pee-fight-and-other-true-stories-of-the-50s-joseph-dimari/1114301993?ean=2940045116060

 POETRY

Whole

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-whole-lotta-beautiful-and-other-poems-of-love-jason-wallace/1122112527?ean=2940151966993

"In the Weave of Night" and Other Sonnets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-weave-of-night-and-other-sonnets-daniel-hargrove/1121156452?ean=2940046554793
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