Jokes and stuff

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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

 -- Paul Anderson

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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

Steven Wright

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There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Carl Sagan

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Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

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The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.

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"Libraries raised me."

— Ray Bradbury

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"Here is the treasure chest of the world - the public library."

— Ben Carson

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"Being crazy isn't enough."

— Dr. Seuss

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What happened to the man who crossed a pig with a bear?

He got a teddy boar!

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How does a lion greet other animals at the watering hole?

Pleased to eat you!

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