Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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“No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Learning is experience. Everything else is just information.”

― Albert Einstein

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“The human spirit must prevail over technology.”

― Albert Einstein

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What happened when the tiger ate the joke book?

He felt funny!

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What is small, cuddly and highly dangerous?

A koala with a rocket launcher!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

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“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”

― Steven Wright

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