Jokes and stuff

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“Einstein was once asked how many feet are in a mile. Einstein's reply was "I don't know, why should I fill my brain with facts I can find in two minutes in any standard reference book?”

― Einstein

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“The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas.”

― Albert Einstein

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“The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know.”

― Albert Einstein

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"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."

— Mark Twain

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"Here is your country. Cherish these natural wonders, cherish the natural resources, cherish the history and romance as a sacred heritage, for your children and your children's children. Do not let selfish men or greedy interests skin your country of its beauty, its riches or its romance."

— Theodore Roosevelt

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Sit on a branch and act like a nut!

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How can you catch a monkey?

Sit on a branch and act like a banana!

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, you pay for ‘em!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies!

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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." --Ronald Reagan

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