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“The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with joy are goodness, beauty, and truth.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.”
― Albert Einstein
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“The only real valuable thing is intuition.”
― Albert Einstein
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The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government’s fault.
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Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes
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“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
― Steven Wright
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What’s an old bear with no teeth called?
Gummy bear!
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Why do male deer always need braces?
They have buck teeth!
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Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Will you marry me?
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