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“Our separation from each other is an optical illusion.”
― Albert Einstein
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“To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.”
― Albert Einstein
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“You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.”
― Albert Einstein
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“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ”
― Wendell Johnson
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“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
― Yogi Berra
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Question: What’s red and white and goes around and around?
Answer: Santa Claus stuck in a revolving door!
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Question: How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Answer: One, after that it’s not empty!
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Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
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Shakespearean Insult of the day ..
“[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!”
― William Shakespeare, Henry IV: Part 1
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
“Catch you later”
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Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!
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Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
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What do you get if you cross a pig, a snake and a builder?
A boar constructor!
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Why are wolves like cards?
You’ll always find them in packs!
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"There is nothing so bad that politics can't make it worse."
Thomas Sowell
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