Jokes and stuff

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“Force always attracts men of low morality.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.”

― Albert Einstein

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“At least once a day, allow yourself the freedom to think and dream for yourself.”

― Albert Einstein

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“It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.”

― Albert Einstein

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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing."

— Laura Ingalls Wilder

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What is black, white and red all over?

An embarrassed zebra.

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What is black, white with a purple face?

A zebra holding his breath!

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