Jokes and stuff

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I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings to do other real human beings.

~ Walter J. Williams

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“What is the speed of dark?”

― Steven Wright

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“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”

― Steven Wright

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“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

― Garrison Keillor

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“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.

"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"

"What?"

"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”

― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Where does a 1,000 pound gorilla sit?

Wherever it wants!

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What do you call a 1,000 pound gorilla?

Whatever it wants!

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