Jokes and stuff

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“The only source of knowledge is experience.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.”

― Albert Einstein

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“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”

― Albert Einstein

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“I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.”

― Steven Wright

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“A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world.”

― John le Carré

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How do you send messages in the forest?

Moss code.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil who?
Dr. Phil my prescription! Are you a talk show host or a pharmacist?

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor in the court!

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Water skier!
Water skier who?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless!

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I named my dog "Five Miles" so I can say I walked Five Miles every day.

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