Jokes and stuff

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The clearest way to the Universe is through a forest wilderness

John Muir

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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

― Mark Twain

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“Don't Panic.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

― Will Rogers

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What steps should you take if you a lion is charging towards you?

Big ones!

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What kind of butterfly should you be scared of?

A tiger moth!

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(^_^) - A Heart Warming Frugal Story

A thoughtful frugal husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.

He turned to his wife before leaving and said, "Marge - put your hat and coat on."

She replied, `Awe Jim, that's nice, are you taking me to the pub with you?'

Nope,' Jim replied, `I'm turning the heat off while I'm out.'

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