Monday, April 30, 2018

Funny quotes of the day ...

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Yeah, I'd probably freak out too if a raven flew into my house. That poem still holds up.

--Sean Gilbert White
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If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?

--Bridger Winegar
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I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was friends.

--Mara Wilson

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Sunday, April 29, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long putting his shoes on!
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Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish?

They have glass flippers!
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“The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, April 27, 2018

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Free Friday Nook Books April 27, 2018

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LIST FOR FRIDAY April 27, 2018

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

2014

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2014-year-of-the-horse-liliane-parkinson/1110621359?ean=2940033163694

Souls

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/souls-of-samhain-wheel-of-the-year-anthologies-volume-2-taylor-lexus-brown/1124265605?ean=2940153156736

Grasslands

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grasslands-d-g-leigh/1121702271?ean=2940151853040

Litha

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legends-of-litha-cherron-riser/1123974409?ean=2940153088136

Shape

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shapeshifter-susan-helene-gottfried/1103853676?ean=2940000699218

Herb

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/herbs-first-100-years-randy-perkins/1102477550?ean=9781257215287

Westworld

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/westworld-d-g-leigh/1125338067?ean=2940151847469

Boar

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/year-of-the-boar-heather-heffner/1125436334?ean=2940153943640

Light Years 4

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/light-years-away-pt-4-d-d-riessen/1128298400?ean=2940155187325

2

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/light-years-away-part-2-dave-riessen/1109677397?ean=2940033079360

3

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/light-years-away-pt-3-d-d-riessen/1121243409?ean=2940046580761

The Canticle of Ordrass

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-canticle-of-ordrass-logan-l-masterson/1121718468?ean=2940151860444

These

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/these-quiet-years-nicholas-stillman/1127969073?ean=2940155389927

Seven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-years-among-dragons-lyssa-chiavari/1125853263?ean=2940154182291

HEALTH/WELLNESS

The Last Year and a Half

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-last-year-and-a-half-gina-lawless/1110197333?ean=2940033115587

NONFICTION

Strategies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/instructional-strategies-yuen-teng-chang/1122599992?ean=9782765917267

A Year Of Good Eating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-year-of-good-eating-francis-w-porretto/1119478173?ean=2940045935159

After

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-the-welfare-state-tom-palmer/1124131094?ean=2940153131917

Shopping

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shopping-for-votes-susan-delacourt/1112833904?ean=9781771621106

New Housing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-housing-starts-increase-for-twenty-second-consecutive-year-s-a-barton/1121488181?ean=2940046640922

Brookline

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brookline-university-jennifer-samson/1113675654?ean=2940154931806

ROMANCE

Fell

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-year-we-fell-down-a-hockey-romance-sarina-bowen/1125328918?ean=2940149164103

Taj

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tajs-early-years-lotta-bangs/1122554521?ean=2940152101324

Cupid

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-day-the-cupid-died-lisa-pendergrass/1121862304?ean=2940151900232

Countdown

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/countdown-to-a-kiss-colleen-gleason/1113844667?ean=2940015783377

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-time-forever-rachel-ann-ann-nunes/1004622692?ean=2940014493420

Lone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lih-lone-star-cowboy-league-renee-ryan/1123625842?ean=9781460397701

Unfading

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-unfading-light-naomi-rawlings/1125454417?ean=2940157263287

Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-kristen-heitzmann/1100395264?ean=9781585588084

To Be

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-be-a-pilgrim-jon-j-cardwell/1123656129?ean=2940153490021

Voice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/voice-of-an-angel-a-christian-romance-kelsey-macbride/1127084503?ean=2940154860533

Race

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-race-to-love-kelsey-macbride/1127626721?ean=2940154989258

One

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-minute-stories-2-christian-blake/1123345116?ean=2940152845945

Roadtrip

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roadtrip-to-redemption-laurie-larsen/1119348542?ean=2940149491353

Desert

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-deserts-dessert-jwyan-c-johnson/1128022320?ean=2940154647813

Fall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fall-from-grace-kelsey-macbride/1121323078?ean=2940151727976

Burden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/from-burden-to-rest-lawrence-waymire/1118610165?ean=2940148250388

Under

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/under-the-mistletoe-j-parker/1125382834?ean=2940157175108

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940157264147

Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secret-mary-lingerfelt/1126494665?ean=2940157256845

Toward

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/toward-the-sunrise-elizabeth-camden/1122037719?ean=9781441269829

Brides

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brides-and-betrayal-michelle-lynn-brown/1119469972?ean=2940149467181

Sapphire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sapphire-ice-hallee-bridgeman/1118729205?ean=2940014255950

New

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-in-the-neighbourhood-tracy-krauss/1124265196?ean=2940153168098

Banish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/banish-my-heart-jennifer-youngblood/1125471181?ean=2940157378585

Miracles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miracles-in-disguise-michelle-brown/1115112976?ean=2940148478737

Beloved

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-beloved-christmas-quilt-wanda-e-brunstetter/1125461100?ean=9781944836276

Judith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judith-ann-laurel/1125920038?ean=2940157446635

Choices

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/choices-of-the-heart-kelsey-macbride/1119730701?ean=9781497761704

Searchlight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/searchlight-dayo-benson/1126551595?ean=2940046283952

Salvation

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/salvation-olivia-rae/1122796904?ean=2940151070546

Prairie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-prairie-heritage-vikki-kestell/1125873479?ean=2940154284599

Simon's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/simons-splinter-james-fant/1120830324?ean=2940149956586

FICTION

Early

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/early-years-turtleme/1126371138?ean=2940154360156

American Hypocrites

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-hypocrites-the-politician-mackenzie-stark/1126162989?ean=2940157536770

2

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-hypocrites-mackenzie-stark/1126668608?ean=2940154436134

Seven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-years-backwoods/1120978059?ean=2940045227285

Stolen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-stolen-years-i-izegbuwa/1107511097?ean=2940032855101

Marvelous

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-year-of-marvellous-ways-sarah-winman/1122272819?ean=9781472231345

A Politician's Apologia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-politicians-apologia-t-j-robertson/1120371695?ean=2940046177442

1914

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1914-james-farner/1122174961?ean=2940152176377

Betty's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bettys-happy-year-carolyn-wells/1128130407?ean=9783963755910

Those Years Without

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/those-years-without-james-welsh/1030513069?ean=2940011220999

1980

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1980-the-year-the-past-disappeared-shane-obrien-macdonald/1121815761?ean=2940152215571

San

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-san-gabriel-years-mark-paul-sebar/1120348367?ean=2940046162905

New Years

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-years-day-c-dennis-moore/1114052778?ean=2940016165318

That

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/that-year-mj-fontana/1119979889?ean=2940045640572

Sleep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-year-without-sleep-al-stone/1115182137?ean=2940044472358

Family

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/family-forever-paul-lindquist/1125294081?ean=2940153375045

Most

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-s-j-littlewood/1125000181?ean=2940153362717

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Christ in the Night of Glory

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christ-in-the-night-of-glory-sahba-publications/1123463558?ean=9783739634876

Lost

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lost-years-of-jesus-christ-derek-miller/1120020166?ean=2940046068320

Intelligent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/intelligent-designer-john-janovy/1112475228?ean=2940011483745

Fifty Years in Heaven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fifty-years-in-heaven-jose-sanchez/1120863951?ean=2940046437829

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-down-under-samantha-silver/1127784856?ean=2940155019053

Room 7

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-room-7-kj-emrick/1122457319?ean=2940152315554

Times

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-times-two-karl-tutt/1121243320?ean=2940046579802

Displaced

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-death-displaced-andrew-butcher/1111766913?ean=2940158619427

Accidental

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-accidental-death-phyllis-smallman/1114504638?ean=2940155368281

Clock

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-death-clock-a-short-story-j-rock/1029488922?ean=2940011160585

Satisfaction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killing-satisfaction-jason-death/1127512720?ean=2940155064268

Visits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-visits-hair-salon-amy-andersen/1125852761?ean=2940154259979

Elijah

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/elijah-deville-in-coasting-to-death-jeremy-diestelkamp/1105098506?ean=2940011463297

Nostalgia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-by-nostalgia-andrew-stanek/1121800161?ean=2940152212938

December

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-december-shonah-stevens/1125784198?ean=2940154218471

Dream

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dream-of-death-harrison-drake/1110113037?ean=2940033272389

Desperate

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-the-desperate-karl-tutt/1125614102?ean=2940153990811

Throes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-throes-webzine-death-throes-publishing/1117444413?ean=2940045424097

Checks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-checks-inn-sara-robbins/1115749065?ean=2940152428254

Trace

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-trace-of-death-blake-pierce/1125272838?ean=2940156822775

Dome

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dome-of-death-rigby-taylor/1015827271?ean=2940011200298

Small

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-small-dark-lake-lenny-everson/1101222154?ean=2940011289392

Marked

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-the-marked-karl-tutt/1115457734?ean=2940044552838

Design

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/design-of-death-shireen-jabry/1122884115?ean=9781326450755

Beverly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-beverly-hills-david-grace/1102179893?ean=2940000700198

Rocky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-rocky-little-island-lenny-everson/1101222153?ean=2940011289408

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Tipping

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-tipping-point-marvin-berenson/1127105150?ean=2940154551721

NO IDEA ?????

The SuKuLTuR Years

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sukultur-years-marc-degens/1116503837?ean=9783955660086


FOREIGN

Jelly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nur-jelly-beans-und-eifersucht-tammy-falkner/1122875394?ean=2940152731828

Nue Eine

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nur-eine-kurze-zeit-da-iel-l-garcia/1123022652?ean=2940152481723

Nicht

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nicht-nur-die-guten-werden-auferstehen-episode-5-pete-hackett/1122228736?ean=9783739602462

Flugel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fl-gel-noni-zw-lf/1118945459?ean=9783730990872

Alles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alles-nur-nicht-honolulu-nele-betra/1121065734?ean=9783736870680

Diat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/di-t-adal-albus/1126242670?ean=2940154317013

Tatendrang

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tatendrang-alexander-weigand-schoenherr/1123171690?ean=9783739628714

Um

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/umsatzsteuerliche-gesch-ftsver-u-erung-bei-nur-teilweiser-fortf-hrung-von-mietvertr-gen-gekaufter-immobilien-axel-jansen/1124766695?ean=9783739675558

Leicht

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nur-leicht-adip-s-alexander-weigand-schoenherr/1124469280?ean=9783739644417

Fursten

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/f-rsten-roman-folge-2500-caroline-thanneck/1123823418?ean=9783732532087

Wenn

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wenn-nur-noch-asche-bleibt-britta-strauss/1113013760?ean=9783864432163

Sekund

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-nur-drei-sekunden-verliebte-ich-mich-kezban-genc/1119918778?ean=9783736823525

Jed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jederbeteiligung-ulrich-ulrics-scharfenort/1121218073?ean=9783736874831

Capodanno

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/capodanno-bastardo-autori-vari/1125306492?ean=9788868103392

 POETRY

The Year My Tears Failed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-year-my-tears-failed-alex-burrett/1123209912?ean=2940152552904

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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Joke of the day

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Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Jokes of the day...

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What's red and white and black?

A zebra with sunburn.
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What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a shark's teeth?

Slow swimmers.
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Those not ruled by the rudder, will be ruled by the rocks. - Welsh
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It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

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Literature is an uttering, or outering, of the human imagination. It lets the shadowy forms of thought and feeling — heaven, hell, monsters, angels and all — out into the light, where we can take a good look at them and perhaps come to a better understanding of who we are and what we want, and what the limits to those wants may be.

Understanding the imagination is no longer a pastime, but a necessity; because increasingly, if we can imagine it, we'll be able to do it.

- Margaret Atwood, "Why We Need Science Fiction", "The Guardian"
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Thursday, April 19, 2018

Free Books April 20, 2018

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Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Hope

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hope-emmanuel-opara-sr/1127066821?ean=2940154538678

Anna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annas-hope-episode-one-odette-c-bell/1121400235?ean=2940046627084

Virus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/virus-the-unknown-larry-finhouse/1119257180?ean=2940046286281

Rae

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rae-of-hope-wanita-may/1104663283?ean=2940148185475

Seer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seers-hope-maree-anderson/1114999595?ean=2940044416017

Mother

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mother-of-hope-annette-foster/1121732288?ean=2940151864930

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-of-hope-and-time-ian-anderson/1115248139?ean=2940044498426

Agent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/agent-for-hope-colonel-mustard/1126397681?ean=2940154366448

Apprentice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/apprentice-wizards-of-hope-gary-j-davies/1126933819?ean=2940154492536

Prelude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hopes-prelude-lg-oconnor/1121920933?ean=2940152168976

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/glimmer-of-hope-ryan-king/1112998387?ean=2940155412304

Glimmers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/glimmers-of-reality-dean-smart/1115214967?ean=2940044489196

Yours

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yours-in-hope-matthew-james-lee/1124221748?ean=2940153144498

Rose

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rose-of-prophecy-hope-ann/1123400245?ean=2940156911288

Preserving

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/preserving-hope-alex-albrinck/1114254209?ean=2940015959796

Void

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-void-of-sorrow-and-hope-luis-angel-greer/1127562022?ean=2940154637494

Nomad

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-nomad-lindsay-buroker/1124397466?ean=2940157372989

Sapphiran

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sapphiran-agenda-marcha-fox/1122643470?ean=2940152344578

Diary

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-diary-andreas-ingo/1117251633?ean=2940045346399

Falling

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/falling-stars-erin-klitzke/1105731139?ean=2940032807735

Forbidden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forbidden-the-stars-valmore-daniels/1103583090?ean=2940157807856

King

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-king-susan-grant/1100341331?ean=2940016730134

Whispering

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whispering-angels-from-a-distant-star-at-blue-moon-joy-bassetti-kruger/1119992951?ean=2940045651783

Prolog

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-force-aer-ki-jyr/1122868718?ean=2940152669114

Faster

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faster-than-light-babel-among-the-stars-malcolm-pierce/1111157872?ean=2940033154999

Mirror

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-mirror-for-the-stars-john-ploskina/1123482533?ean=2940152894493

Clash

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-clash-vera-loy/1122428185?ean=2940152455663

Light

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/light-in-the-cave-a-d-nance/1120611067?ean=2940046350784

Vitch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vitchs-kat-in-hollywoodland-jon-jacks/1126488888?ean=2940154394595

Bright

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bright-black-sea-c-litka/1122676294?ean=2940152361384

Silent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/and-silent-were-the-stars-kate-amedeo/1123587168?ean=2940152938722

Siege

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/siege-of-stars-henry-gee/1112710784?ean=2940015042559

Rebels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-rebels-c-gockel/1123933877?ean=2940153252339

Ruins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-ruins-of-hope-ra-brewster/1124805242?ean=2940153475745

NONFICTION

Alcoholism

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/overcoming-alcoholism-united-church-of-god/1119126223?ean=9781304940568

Realistic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/realistic-hope-mark-palmer/1113548818?ean=2940011804694


ROMANCE

Fire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fire-and-love-melanie-shawn/1127001421?ean=2940158561139

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Heir

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-heir-for-pemberley-jane-grix/1123671585?ean=2940153206196

Girl

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-girl-by-the-river-joyce-dipastena/1127455562?ean=2940155017479

Road

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/road-talk-cherime-macfarlane/1123117353?ean=2940152508338

Catching

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-at-first-bark-dana-mentink/1126692943?ean=9780736972789

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gratitude-khaleel-jooste/1123106725?ean=2940152498158

Englishman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/englishman-in-blackpool-jenny-obrien/1126663027?ean=2940154340608

Freshman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freshman-girl-and-junior-guy-mina-v-esguerra/1125515689?ean=2940153968988

Choice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-choice-crystal-crawford/1127794370?ean=2940155080442

Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-chance-for-love-d-l-biranen/1125684054?ean=2940154053157

Meeting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/meeting-khaleel-jooste/1124765355?ean=2940153763804

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-at-320-sycamore-florella-grant/1128060741?ean=2940155402381

Course

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-course-of-true-love-malinda-martin/1127966150?ean=2940155424208

Hearts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearts-on-the-window-amanda-hamm/1126618682?ean=2940153091679

We Need

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/we-need-to-try-harder-mario-v-farina/1124573524?ean=2940153713700

Engagement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-engagement-plot-free-extended-preview-krista-phillips/1127222600?ean=9781944836344

Black Sea

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-sea-deluge-a-flood-myth-short-story-lisa-shea/1126051329?ean=2940154310502

Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-night-at-the-opera-apollos-rivoire-jr/1121667277?ean=2940151844376

Amish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-amish-cooking-class-the-blessing-wanda-e-brunstetter/1125167274?ean=9781683226536

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972

Daughter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-daughter-of-the-king-mrs-philip-barnes/1126761941?ean=2940154456262

Kimberly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kimberly-falls-in-love-a-short-romance-story-audra-bell/1126284740?ean=2940154284575

FICTION

Ikigai

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ikigai-aubree-jackson/1122097966?ean=2940151960625

Cain

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cain-and-abel-melissa-yi/1122340626?ean=2940152302523

Cold

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-cold-day-in-december-angela-hope/1119665341?ean=2940045977623

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Journey

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/journey-marcel-gervais/1118325749?ean=2940045589000

Faith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faith-hope-charity-melchior-de-marion-br-sillac/1127226478?ean=2940154584477

Deferred

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hope-deferred-shirley-cunningham/1125247362?ean=2940153876948

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faith-hope-and-love-woody-brohm/1116227132?ean=2940045150835

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-the-oceania-a-cruise-ship-cozy-mystery-book-1-elizabeth-martin/1124076543?ean=2940153257563

My Favorite

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-favorite-corpse-kathy-carmichael/1112373503?ean=2940151671156

Elected

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/elected-for-murder-p-bodi/1125582068?ean=2940154165737

Preening

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-preening-peacock-a-rosalinda-alameda-mystery-lisa-shea/1122576502?ean=2940152294170

Ashes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ashes-kelly-cozy/1114473483?ean=2940046326291

Dead

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-is-dead-james-gabriel/1104728400?ean=2940011443930

Hollow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hollow-tree-at-dead-mule-swamp-joan-h-young/1111395353?ean=2940033181247

Dead End

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dead-end-keeley-bates/1123459420?ean=2940157859541

Star Trap

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-trap-bram-stoker/1102907974?ean=2940158906886

Depot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-depot-carmen-desousa/1122241111?ean=2940158983702

Celebrity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-celebrity-eleanor-calder/1123484783?ean=2940152319262

Pity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-without-pity-john-eider/1126980232?ean=2940154507018

Foggy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-foggy-spring-portage-lenny-everson/1108148232?ean=2940032944928

Walking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-walking-dead-in-the-real-world-where-romance-meets-reality-mackenzie-stark/1125866306?ean=2940157502645

Sleep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-for-sleep-apocalypse-rjw-seddon/1120666345?ean=2940150608184

Baby

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-baby-isnt-dead-sheila-jecks/1113035538?ean=2940033204267

Ransom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ransom-pi-luke-shephard/1120724401?ean=2940046270839

Beyond

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-dead-jordaina-sydney-robinson/1126682936?ean=2940152764543

Pray

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dead-dont-pray-bridget-squires/1120422668?ean=2940046201215

Squirrels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mystery-of-the-dead-squirrels-sc-torrington/1118671999?ean=2940045700955

Really

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/really-dead-free-preview-je-forman/1118742851?ean=9781459723238

Morning

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-before-morning-geraldine-evans/1102622960?ean=2940153355320

You're

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/youre-better-off-dead-andre-mwansa/1127694156?ean=2940155060222

Math

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-math-teacher-is-dead-robert-manners/1029298827?ean=2940011152016

Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-down-east-carl-curtis-schmidt/1124026102?ean=2940153707044

Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paradise-lost-sue-edgerley/1028501007?ean=2940011127861

Wedding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-before-the-wedding-ruby-blaylock/1124327147?ean=2940153390123

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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

jokes of the day

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I saw a wino eating grapes.

I told him, you gotta wait.

(Mitch Hedberg)

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What does a pepper do when it’s angry?


It gets jalapeƱo face!
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What’s a foot long and slippery?


A slipper.

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Jokes of the Day ....

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Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies!
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

The don’t meet the koalafications.

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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

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What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”
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You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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Saturday, April 14, 2018

Joke of the day ...

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Facts You May NOT Know

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause:

When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

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Thursday, April 12, 2018

Free Nook Books

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LIST FOR FRIDAY April 13, 2018

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

See You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-you-in-hell-nathaniel-christian-iv/1126649848?ean=2940154430484

28th

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-28th-gate-christopher-dimond/1127883960?ean=2940158957307

Dangers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dangers-halo-amanda-carlson/1126979072?ean=2940158849510

Journeymen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/journeymen-ray-sullivan/1102187927?ean=2940011204265

Brief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-brief-history-of-manned-space-flight-keith-kisser/1107483890?ean=9781105223389

Game On

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/game-on-re-rowe/1124233589?ean=2940153147505

War

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-of-the-worlds-h-g-wells/1100026498?ean=9789897781810

Gamers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gamers-thomas-k-carpenter/1102237720?ean=2940012448248

Abduction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alien-abduction-terry-compton/1103133677?ean=2940011250156

Creature

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/creature-brett-p-s/1124055575?ean=2940152090000

Terminus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/terminus-jason-halstead/1123361954?ean=2940152827002

Queen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/queen-amasey-and-the-zindart-coco-smith/1115457816?ean=2940044552234

Starship

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/starship-conquest-stellar-conquest-series-book-1-david-vandyke/1126476344?ean=2940150264601

Tall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tall-alex-king/1126754670?ean=2940154346334

Nadir

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-nadirs-shadow-ej-heijnis/1127279568?ean=2940158652943

Quotidian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/quotidian-x-2-mike-bozart/1126236391?ean=2940154350263

Prominence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prominence-shane-griffin/1122134840?ean=2940151968836

Slave Ship

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slave-ship-of-space-tara-loughead/1025706385?ean=2940011067204

Dark

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dark-traveler-richard-schulman/1124300303?ean=2940156773930

Lexington

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lexington-bradley-warnes/1114374135?ean=2940044273238

Darkness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-darkness-calls-richard-schulman/1126431426?ean=2940157370510

Gift

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gift-john-harper/1120170728?ean=2940046104899

In Between

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-between-seasons-cassandra-giovanni/1110616858?ean=2940149634606

Hands

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hands-of-ruin-dylan-lee-peters/1126953732?ean=2940158761584

Respectable

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-respectable-profit-bruce-davis/1023503944?ean=2940011063282

Wings

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wings-of-steele-destination-unknown-jeffrey-j-burger/1113892279?ean=2940044314894

Kenosha

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/keshona-far-freedom-part-1-warren-merkey/1125853806?ean=2940154025574

Plain

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-plain-jane-book-one-odette-c-bell/1113576189?ean=2940045015233

Europa

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/europa-ghost-story-charles-eugene-anderson/1127041408?ean=2940154883723

Apocalyptic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/apocalyptic-fears-vi-saul-tanpepper/1125900056?ean=2940156900985

Unbounded

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/unbounded-ander-nesser/1125867816?ean=2940154278826

Within

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-space-within-these-lines-is-not-dedicated-bernard-m-cox/1114018873?ean=2940016125831

American

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-superhero-john-davis/1125111198?ean=2940156819997

Sabin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sabin-ashley-west/1127814042?ean=2940158694387

Deaths

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deaths-game-brian-caulfield/1124469376?ean=2940156748679

Haven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haven-vincent-e-sweeney/1015233070?ean=9781257264711


NONFICTION

Children

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/children-to-a-degree-horst-christian/1118721727?ean=2940148215097

Traffic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/traffic-monsoon-e-my-advertising-pays-redditi-passivi/1123772842?ean=2940153201818

Attention

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/simple-mechanics-of-paying-attention-andrew-porter/1121119869?ean=2940046533316

Adwords

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/google-adwords-james-lynch/1122336917?ean=2940152029819

Surveys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paid-surveys-whitney-smith/1124734002?ean=2940156783311

Taxes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pay-your-taxes-asher-gowan/1114142161?ean=2940045138383

Travel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/travel-for-free-how-to-score-free-flights-rental-cars-accommodations-dramatically-reduce-airfares-get-paid-to-travel-start-a-digital-nomad-biz-that-you-can-run-from-anywhere-in-the-world-gundi-gabrielle/1126291249?ean=2940157395162

Profile

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pimp-your-profile-lise-cartwright/1121486009?ean=2940151749695

Sites

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-introduction-to-earning-from-paid-to-click-sites-sven-hylt-n-cavallius/1120474939?ean=9781312548848

Amazon Pay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-ways-to-get-amazon-to-pay-more-tax-pk-munroe/1121288207?ean=2940046596700


ROMANCE

Paid

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paid-companion-rosie-zweet/1127214892?ean=2940155023210

Make Him

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/make-him-pay-hedon-press/1126732169?ean=2940154723104

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Faith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faith-the-blindfold-jwyan-c-johnson/1126745696?ean=2940046486643

Sasha

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sasha-marita-kinney/1117671741?ean=2940046015560

Brides

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brides-and-betrayal-michelle-lynn-brown/1119469972?ean=2940149467181

Burden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/from-burden-to-rest-lawrence-waymire/1118610165?ean=2940148250388

New

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-in-the-neighbourhood-tracy-krauss/1124265196?ean=2940153168098

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-from-the-heart-of-christmas-jack-gunthridge/1117536144?ean=2940148827634

Footstool

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-footstool-kim-bond/1121579895?ean=2940151833851

Deserts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-deserts-dessert-jwyan-c-johnson/1128022320?ean=2940154647813

Blade

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blade-heir-daniel-adorno/1120141810?ean=2940150451216

Crispens

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crispens-point-johannah-reardon/1113845055?ean=2940011371158

Tale

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-tale-of-two-christians-jason-j-cross/1120426993?ean=2940046204230

Courageous

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courageous-love-kelsey-macbride/1122300694?ean=2940152304244

Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-kristen-heitzmann/1100395264?ean=9781585588084

This Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-time-forever-rachel-ann-ann-nunes/1004622692?ean=2940014493420

Times

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/times-of-turmoil-cliff-ball/1120538255?ean=2940151667128

Awakened

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-awakened-heart-jody-hedlund/1125058099?ean=9781441230041

Banish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/banish-my-heart-jennifer-youngblood/1125471181?ean=2940157378585

FICTION

I Am Gone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-am-gone-nathaniel-christian-iv/1127661084?ean=2940154654941

Lottery

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-great-lottery-pay-off-gerry-skoyles/1119473075?ean=2940045930628

Gettin'

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gettin-paid-j-lewis-celeste/1112040730?ean=2940044673601

Price

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-price-to-pay-stephen-thompson/1104361299?ean=2940011400117

Lake

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lake-texomas-paying-guest-divya-singh/1123772827?ean=2940153012070

Ballad

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ballad-of-mercy-tyler-william-brian-johnson/1117377300?ean=2940045293150

Colors

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-colors-of-howell-nathaniel-christian-iv/1126384257?ean=2940153904092

Judgement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judgment-christian-daniels/1123014878?ean=2940152728361

Decisions

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/decisions-logan-christian/1107483787?ean=9781105206276

Curious

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-curious-adventures-of-christian-carrick-bentley-b-s-davies/1125994782?ean=2940154061114

State

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/state-of-mind-christian-daniels/1122492307?ean=2940152322798

Silence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-cozy-silence-harry-lime/1108149321?ean=9781105296994


MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Lady

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-lady-pays-her-penalties-ashley-zacharias/1022916451?ean=2940011063442

Dome

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dome-of-death-rigby-taylor/1015827271?ean=2940011200298

Death Clock

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-death-clock-a-short-story-j-rock/1029488922?ean=2940011160585

Blood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-blood-karl-tutt/1122370354?ean=2940152047776

Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-down-under-samantha-silver/1127784856?ean=2940155019053

December

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-december-shonah-stevens/1125784198?ean=2940154218471

Driving

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/driving-to-the-death-rachel-qin/1127023764?ean=2940154527016

Displaced

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-death-displaced-andrew-butcher/1111766913?ean=2940158619427

Hand

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deaths-hand-sm-reine/1106753875?ean=9781498906517

Foggy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-foggy-spring-portage-lenny-everson/1108148232?ean=2940032944928

Small

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-small-dark-lake-lenny-everson/1101222154?ean=2940011289392

Virtually

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/virtually-scared-to-death-gillian-larkin/1119956769?ean=2940153167497

Celebrity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-celebrity-eleanor-calder/1123484783?ean=2940152319262

Troupe

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-troupe-vincent-oneil/1100548817?ean=2940012655899

Throes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-throes-webzine-death-throes-publishing/1117444413?ean=2940045424097

Rocky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-on-a-rocky-little-island-lenny-everson/1101222153?ean=2940011289408

Design

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/design-of-death-shireen-jabry/1122884115?ean=9781326450755

Checks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-checks-inn-sara-robbins/1115749065?ean=2940152428254

Room 7

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-room-7-kj-emrick/1122457319?ean=2940152315554

Touched

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/touched-by-death-part-1-of-2-dale-mayer/1120436199?ean=2940156809202

Mark

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-the-marked-karl-tutt/1115457734?ean=2940044552838

Preening

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-preening-peacock-a-rosalinda-alameda-mystery-lisa-shea/1122576502?ean=2940152294170

Take Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/takeout-aj-carton/1123475855?ean=2940152834499

Dead End

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dead-end-keeley-bates/1123459420?ean=2940157859541

Sweet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-masterpiece-connie-shelton/1127912884?ean=2940011097775

Hated

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cozy-mystery-carrie-marsh/1125546346?ean=2940154176634

Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-spirit-morgana-best/1122753166?ean=2940152838862

Ashes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ashes-kelly-cozy/1114473483?ean=2940046326291

Strange

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strange-tales-for-cozy-nights-1-brian-bakos/1126466212?ean=2940154388082

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Immortality

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/immorality-does-not-pay-dr-oluwagbemiga-olowosoyo/1122623331?ean=9781329507227

COVER ART

Gay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gay-for-pay-tm-smith/1122233121?ean=2940152004595

FOREIGN

Reiseschatten

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reiseschatten-hans-christian-andersen/1125018405?ean=9783961301072

Tatort

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tatort-m-rchenland-soko-selma-christian-schneider/1123238192?ean=9783739630625

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