Saturday, September 30, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
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The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash.
That was what was probably making her sick."
"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty sneaky. I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with another woman.
She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"
"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

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Friday, September 29, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Free Books Sept 29, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Sept 29, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

We're Amazing!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/were-amazing-1-2-3-leslie-kimmelman/1125995773?ean=9781618313027

I See In Black and White

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-see-in-black-and-white-gloria-lapin/1117305943?ean=2940045361767

The Animals

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-animals-i-see-when-i-start-to-dream-casey-crayne/1104170470?ean=2940011449802

Hold Your Horses

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-your-horses-maxwell-grantly/1124286980?ean=2940153660394

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Earth

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/earth-last-sanctuary-mr-christian-kallias/1122668206?ean=2940152967296

Small

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/small-horrors-of-the-seemingly-strange-and-unusual-sort-dl-holmes/1124491142?ean=2940153701882

Held Over

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/held-over-terry-m-west/1126454422?ean=2940154384725

Ryonna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ryonnas-wrath-christian-kallias/1125362597?ean=2940153915548

Fortitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fortitude-lauren-beltz/1123779305?ean=2940153012384

Evolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/evolution-series-books-1-2-kelly-carrero/1123762717?ean=2940153240497

Dawn of Destiny

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dawn-of-destiny-lee-stephen/1108137010?ean=2940013715547

As Far

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/as-far-as-the-eye-can-see-winslow-parker/1126860209?ean=2940154479506

Red Dragon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-dragon-christian-clason/1120007658?ean=9781312292130

Rescued

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescued-by-the-berserker-lee-savino/1126030107?ean=2940154305089

Glastica

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/glastica-christian-clason/1120109970?ean=9781312290563

A Different Sort of Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-different-sort-of-life-finnian-valko/1106579453?ean=2940011528941

Sorceress Found

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sorceress-found-lisa-blackwood/1124764882?ean=9781537878652

The Fey

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fey-claudia-hall-christian/1100076669?ean=2940011221514

Vestigial

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vestigial-surreality-douglas-christian-larsen/1126040297?ean=9781365809866

I Bring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-bring-the-fire-parts-i-ii-iii-in-the-balance-c-gockel/1123095315?ean=2940157874186

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Ketogenic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ketogenic-diet-christian-p-cumbie/1126418283?ean=2940154375754

NONFICTION

Casinos

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-are-online-casinos-located-alan-samonte/1111395471?ean=2940033226634

Homeschooling

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homeschooling-curriculum-danielle-hughes/1124468593?ean=2940153693187

Finance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/personal-finance-under-one-hour-andrew-brown/1125066504?ean=2940046424690

Ease

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ease-your-mind-and-learn-what-your-baby-wants-you-to-know-deborah-mcnelis/1126845290?ean=2940154474778

The Unbearable Ease of Singing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unbearable-ease-of-singing-raija-roivainen/1122089260?ean=2940151957496

Emergency

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emergency-food-and-water-supplies-texas-agrilife-extension-service/1110621583?ean=2940033167272

Barbecue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/barbecue-economics-dick-gillette/1114306515?ean=2940045090063

Balanced Scorecard and Supply Chain Perfomance. The Case of the Kenya Nut Company

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/balanced-scorecard-and-supply-chain-perfomance-the-case-of-the-kenya-nut-company-branice-ashioya/1123543169?ean=9783656884293

Spanish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spanish-sergio-rodriguez/1126030100?ean=2940154322215

See How I Run

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-how-i-run-jennifer-gisselbrecht-hyena/1126048936?ean=2940157305345

Highway One

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-highway-one-travel-companion-introductory-sections-david-taylor/1111649717?ean=2940033270507

Ways to Propose 1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ways-to-propose-part-3-of-romantic-activities-and-surprises-sahara-sanders/1120923789?ean=2940046431117

2

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ways-to-propose-part-3-of-romantic-activities-and-surprises-sahara-sanders/1120923790?ean=2940046431186

ROMANCE

Chasing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-charlie-kathy-carmichael/1004662922?ean=2940151744119

Finding Southern Comfort (Windy City Romance)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-southern-comfort-barbara-lohr/1120695743?ean=2940046256796

Emma's Dream (Morgan's Run Romances, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emmas-dream-m-lee-prescott/1122365636?ean=2940152306064

Until I See You Again

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/until-i-see-you-again-joshua-cole/1122059509?ean=2940151949279

Holding On

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holding-on-rachael-brownell/1117229555?ean=2940045625401

Finding My Prince Charming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-my-prince-charming-j-s-cooper/1120846548?ean=2940046324617

Summer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/summer-with-a-star-merry-farmer/1121405897?ean=2940152695571

Finding Pride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-pride-jill-sanders/1113471777?ean=2940045108300

Pieces

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pieces-of-you-me-pamela-ann/1118090954?ean=2940045602136

Billionaire Rock

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/billionaire-rock-part-2-sierra-rose/1124115717?ean=2940153169255

Hold On To Your Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-on-to-your-love-raymond-francis/1123927158?ean=2940153355870

Come Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/come-home-to-me-peggy-l-henderson/1113636880?ean=2940151692298

Billionaires

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/billionaires-of-belmont-shadonna-richards/1125551849?ean=2940154182864

Second Chances

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/second-chances-bria-marche/1122725443?ean=2940152674460

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Voice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/voice-of-an-angel-a-christian-romance-kelsey-macbride/1127084503?ean=2940154860533

Comics

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-comics-felix-immanuel/1125106158?ean=2940153835167

Finding Her Way

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-her-way-leah-banicki/1113678021?ean=2940045051286

Brother's Bond

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-brothers-bond-lee-tobin-mcclain/1122653765?ean=2940150979352

Once a Mistress

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-a-mistress-rebecca-hagan-lee/1003086448?ean=2940150326071

Second

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/second-summer-shirleen-davies/1118707343?ean=2940153210711

Romance Grows in Arcadia Valley (Arcadia Valley Romance, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/romance-grows-in-arcadia-valley-elizabeth-maddrey/1125251778?ean=2940153495828

Catherine

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-catherine-finds-love-karla-gracey/1124781375?ean=2940153550282

Love of Grace

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-love-of-grace-helen-christian/1125834019?ean=9781508056614

New Mexico

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-new-mexico-mail-order-bride-1-montana-west/1122866711?ean=2940152662504

Sasha

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sasha-marita-kinney/1117671741?ean=2940046015560

Barely a Bride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/barely-a-bride-rebecca-hagan-lee/1005725914?ean=2940150908239

Golden Chances

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/golden-chances-rebecca-hagan-lee/1002038298?ean=2940148310006

Stone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-devil-duke-kj-jackson/1119274475?ean=2940151995023

Kneeling

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-kneeling-christian-albert-richardson/1123083373?ean=2940152497069

Hole in the Fence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-hole-in-the-fence-christian-fiction-for-kids-diane-adams/1105871246?ean=9781498969123

Denver

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/denver-cereal-claudia-hall-christian/1100076700?ean=2940011228636

FICTION

Dorm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dorm-haze-christian-clason/1120007648?ean=9781329152977

Little Red

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-red-caroline-lee/1125829354?ean=2940154019450

Papa

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/papa-bear-kit-fawkes/1126692975?ean=2940154729366

The Irish Cottage: Finding Elizabeth (The Irish Heart Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-irish-cottage-juliet-gauvin/1122958475?ean=2940152723632

See You Smile

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-you-smile-dawn-sister/1122175985?ean=2940151980104

Hollywood Deal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-hollywood-deal-nadia-lee/1122791272?ean=2940157075927

To Have

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-have-and-to-hold-sue-verrochi/1105859425?ean=2940011511189

Tales of the Echo Forest, Hold Me Not Through The Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-of-the-echo-forest-hold-me-not-through-the-night-buzz-smith/1030690856?ean=2940011241468

Legal Ease

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legal-ease-lori-ryan/1122843150?ean=2940152326710

Back a Winner: A Silver Universe Story

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/back-a-winner-rhiannon-held/1122271628?ean=2940152019995

Ease of Entry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ease-of-entry-sue-verrochi/1108178440?ean=2940032945161

Baseball

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/baseball-crazy-b-sting/1126397932?ean=2940154366677

Second Daniel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-second-daniel-neal-roberts/1122726989?ean=2940158220579

One Minute

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-minute-stories-2-christian-blake/1123345116?ean=2940152845945

Tomatoes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-tomatoes-lee-a-jackson/1125494552?ean=2940153962351

Curious

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-curious-adventures-of-christian-carrick-bentley-b-s-davies/1125994782?ean=2940154061114

Colors

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-colors-will-change-louis-jones-jr/1016435251?ean=2940016791487

The Box

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-box-christian-daniels/1122344424?ean=2940152243314

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-from-the-heart-of-christmas-jack-gunthridge/1117536144?ean=2940148827634

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Christian Fools

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-fools-arthur-w-pink-1886-1952/1120320661?ean=9781312461970

Intercessory

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/intercessory-prayer-christian-blake/1114998690?ean=2940044413801

Letters

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-letters-benny-tucker/1116001245?ean=9781304154521

What

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-is-the-christian-life-katie-hoffman/1110362053?ean=2940033134700

Hold the Faith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-the-faith-susan-preston/1114675609?ean=2940044321212

Islam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/islam-harun-yahya-adnan-oktar/1113029476?ean=2940011347535

Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christians-secret-of-a-happy-life-microform-hannah-whitall-smith/1100230199?ean=2940154456033

Character

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/character-of-christian-leadership-richard-wolfe/1123897927?ean=9781365130458

Judaism

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judaism-in-a-nutshell-kosher-see-el-flores/1117027411?ean=2940045298957

As Pilgrims

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/as-pilgrims-progress-learning-how-christians-can-walk-hand-in-hand-when-they-dont-see-eye-to-eye-stephen-john-march/1120347988?ean=9781326006983

Eyes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lord-open-my-eyes-that-i-may-see-st-phane-tibi/1120945832?ean=2940046472042

Mad Hatter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mad-hatter-world-of-the-holy-see-the-vatican-paul-stevens/1114303559?ean=2940044241039

911

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/911-can-you-please-hold-gods-manual-for-trauma-and-ptsd-free-from-bondage-ministry/1113022704?ean=2940011143472

Astrology

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/astrology-best-astrology-compatibility-guide-learn-the-horoscope-the-zodiac-signs-find-your-spirit-and-your-star-signs-anton-romanov/1124935145?ean=2940156932740

God of Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-god-of-love-will-see-you-now-anthony-schmitz/1115864706?ean=2940044606258

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Three

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/three-seconds-to-rush-danielle-stewart/1124586234?ean=2940156809073

Prepped

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prepped-to-kill-m-lee-prescott/1120552654?ean=2940046291124

Osage Can You See

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/osage-can-you-see-james-hold/1123752645?ean=2940153000671

Castle Cay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/castle-cay-lee-hanson/1100371023?ean=2940045455268

Justice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/justice-box-set-books-1-2-m-a-comley/1125773270?ean=2940154164587

I Hope You Find Me

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-hope-you-find-me-trish-marie-dawson/1112036318?ean=2940016282060

A Friend

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-friend-of-silence-m-lee-prescott/1122652969?ean=2940152293531

Blunt Force

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blunt-force-kharma-me-purfield/1126227630?ean=2940157306311

Finding Lyla

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-lyla-cate-beauman/1123237237?ean=2940158049163

See You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-you-in-hell-nathaniel-christian-iv/1126649848?ean=2940154430484

Pasta Pinot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pasta-pinot-murder-jamie-lee-scott/1126652341?ean=2940154305607

Bad Apple

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bad-apple-clay-held/1116276191?ean=2940046027518

Can You See Me?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/can-you-see-me-now-marisa-quinn-haisu/1119569756?ean=2940045952125

Lost Then Found (New Beginnings, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-then-found-christina-freeburn/1104081143?ean=2940153198767

Hold On!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-on-season-1-peter-darley/1123314720?ean=2940152816235

Dark Paradise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-paradise-catherine-lee/1126903612?ean=2940154703175

She Who Sees

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/she-who-sees-through-darkness-liz-ellor/1121877406?ean=2940151908085

Section One

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/section-one-anike-kirsten/1126605378?ean=2940154525395

Have You?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/have-you-seen-tarum-jaleta-clegg/1113022842?ean=2940011137730

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Proceed to Section Z

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/proceed-to-section-z-marcos-donnelly/1107903119?ean=2940032892250

FOREIGN

fu xin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fu-xin-jing-pin-yi-tong-da-sui-qiu-tuo-luo-ni-buddhas-heart-sutra-of-which-some-section-consistent-with-the-maha-pratisaravidya-dharani-oversea-yin-xin-vihara-publications/1124924128?ean=2940153791203

COVER ART

Luke

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/luke-anna-scott/1123485467?ean=2940152681635

Finding Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-home-emilia-finn/1126670241?ean=2940154757031

Finding Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-love-on-the-ranch-lacy-hyde/1123130412?ean=2940152662313

How Much

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-much-for-the-whole-night-rj-scott/1114043065?ean=2940045122337

Holding Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holding-out-lila-rose/1117552027?ean=2940148981817

Treasured

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/treasured-find-nancy-corrigan/1124363506?ean=2940156902286

Hold

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-jayne-blue/1122097778?ean=2940152215120

Hold Onto

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-onto-love-laurie-ather/1123498759?ean=2940152905335

PSYCHOLOGY

Focus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/focus-christian-p-cumbie/1126423639?ean=2940154379721

Hold That Thought

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hold-that-thought-reappraising-the-work-of-dr-caroline-leaf-dr-c-edward-pitt/1120170846?ean=2940046105148

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Unlikely

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unlikely-adventures-of-race-cookie-mccloud-tom-hoefner/1125397564?ean=2940153927114

Justice League (pre order)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/justice-league-1-justice-league-day-2017-special-edition-geoff-johns/1127100678?ean=2940153585994

HUMOR

I'm So

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/im-so-embarrassedsort-of-tirzah-goodwin/1025706532?ean=2940011074240

We Do See

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/we-do-see-some-funny-too-luc-iver-de-vil/1120038701?ean=2940046073553

See You in the Funny Papers!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-you-in-the-funny-papers-g-howard-poteet/1122874705?ean=2940152436549

 POETRY

Poetry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poetry-the-world-has-never-seen-sheldon-graham/1112135272?ean=2940044694484

Eternal Foreign Vampire Mama

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternal-foreign-vampire-mama-james-hold/1126385638?ean=2940154364123
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Jokes of the Day ....

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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where in the heck is the ceiling? "

My reality check bounced.

He was slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. ...

Everyone is someone else's weirdo. 


Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. 


Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted. 


You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.


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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
― George Carlin
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Get out! We don't want your type in here"
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam."


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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Summer Rerun

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This is a previously posted list but many of the books are still free. Please check the price before you click Buy.

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/04/free-nook-books-for-friday-april-15-2016.html

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What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?



Where’s my sheep?
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Monday, September 25, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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Yogi Berra Quotes
"Yogi-isms"
"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." - on golf
"The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running."
"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"It's like deja vu all over again."
"I usually take a two-hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"I didn't really say everything I said."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
"It gets late early out there."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"I don't know. They had bags over their heads." - when asked if the fans that ran naked on the field were men or women
Asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded his expectations this season: "I'd say he's done more than that."
On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson: "He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."
"The game isn't over until it's over."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
When told by the New York mayor's wife that he looked cool in his new summer suit, Yogi said, "You don't look so hot yourself."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

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Sunday, September 24, 2017

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Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
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"Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

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Saturday, September 23, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of drapes!

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Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps disagreeing with me!
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No they don't!

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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Free Books Sept 22, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Sept 22, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Jungle Crew

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-jungle-crew-emma-scott/1122450026?ean=2940152231922

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Remnant

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-remnant-keeper-robert-scott-norton/1125465675?ean=2940154243015

Let Us

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/let-us-prey-jamie-lee-scott/1104151576?ean=2940152254600

Vampire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vampires-seduction-tasha-scott/1121339839?ean=2940151681896

After

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-scott-nicholson/1113907177?ean=2940046258486

Supernatural Six

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/supernatural-six-scott-prussing/1120829159?ean=2940046424799

A Job

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/job-from-hell-jayde-scott/1102340827?ean=2940011300509

After 0.0

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-0-scott-nicholson/1120722562?ean=2940046277067

Bloodhound

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bloodhound-jennifer-lee-scott/1120448461?ean=2940046272246

Spooky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spooky-stacks-scott-nicholson/1117316674?ean=2940045363976

Waiting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-game-j-l-ficks/1111374629?ean=9781105524448

Escape

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/escape-from-zulaire-veronica-scott/1116729244?ean=2940148488880

Star Trek

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-trek-david-tipton/1126455272?ean=2940153574554

NONFICTION

Forgotten

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forgotten-women-heroes-scott-s-f-meaker/1120195325?ean=9781312368866

All Good Things

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-good-things-come-to-an-end-kate-brian/1109890077?ean=9781442445543

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Oils

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-beginners-scott-jenkins/1122402960?ean=2940152208788

Weight Loss

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-weight-loss-scott-jenkins/1122518928?ean=2940152318234

Depression

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-depression-scott-jenkins/1122535639?ean=2940152319248

Allergies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-allergies-scott-jenkins/1122518920?ean=2940152325669

Sleep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-sleep-scott-jenkins/1122518934?ean=2940152251487

Dogs

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-dogs-scott-jenkins/1122536293?ean=2940152320268

COOKING

Five Ingredient

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-ingredient-cookbook-hannie-p-scott/1122841833?ean=2940152419382

30 Minutes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-minute-meals-hannie-p-scott/1122482237?ean=2940152478556

Christmas Cookies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-christmas-cookies-helen-scott-taylor/1120564079?ean=2940046231441

Cookies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookie-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1121283427?ean=2940046595802

Thanksgiving

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-easy-thanksgiving-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1123014766?ean=2940152478495

Cooking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cooking-by-the-book-michele-scott/1124762158?ean=2940153474946

Slow Cooker

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slow-cooker-vegetable-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1127008167?ean=2940154518892

Fruit Infused

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-fruit-infused-water-recipe-book-orlando-scott/1124218491?ean=2940153392769

Ten Brides

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ten-brides-for-ten-heroes-cookbook-helen-scott-taylor/1119883650?ean=2940046028140

Awesome

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/awesome-vegetable-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1123167716?ean=2940154520420

Chicken

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chicken-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1121283424?ean=2940046595758

Desserts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-easy-thanksgiving-desserts-hannie-p-scott/1123014635?ean=2940152478488

Football

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/delicious-football-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1123054985?ean=2940152495881

Vegetables

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vegetables-simple-and-easy-crock-pot-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1127008210?ean=2940154520437

Vegetables

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vegetables-hannie-p-scott/1127008222?ean=2940154520444

Pumpkin Drink

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/simple-and-easy-pumpkin-drink-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1126997249?ean=2940154513972

Quinoa

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/quick-and-easy-quinoa-recipes-hannie-p-scott/1126997345?ean=2940154514375

Guy Food

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guy-food-helen-scott-taylor/1122082458?ean=2940151956277

Smoothie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-smoothie-recipe-book-orlando-scott/1124218641?ean=2940153315973

ROMANCE

Blame

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blame-it-on-texas-tori-scott/1107745371?ean=2940013541245

Kat's Last Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kats-last-chance-collette-scott/1113637062?ean=2940045049856

Through Winter Skies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/through-winter-skies-collette-scott/1108863535?ean=2940033051762

Rekindled

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rekindled-susan-scott-shelley/1122033870?ean=2940153165240

Flirts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flirts-5-romantic-short-stories-lisa-scott/1111903866?ean=2940045019606

If We

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-we-dare-to-dream-collette-scott/1107515817?ean=2940032875413

Breathless

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breathless-scott-prussing/1103450265?ean=2940044473225

Uncertain

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/uncertain-beginnings-jamie-lee-scott/1126986939?ean=2940046270181

Dancer of the Nile

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dancer-of-the-nile-veronica-scott/1117050179?ean=2940148792901

Book Bites1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book-bites-1-mona-risk/1121877450?ean=2940152203868

3

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/book-bites-3-mona-risk/1122904108?ean=2940152756203

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

City of Angels (The Trials of Kit Shannon #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/city-of-angels-james-scott-bell/1109625703?ean=2940014237369

Sweet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-royal-beginnings-lizabeth-scott/1120993368?ean=2940150668003

Army Doctor

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-army-doctors-forever-baby-helen-scott-taylor/1121086708?ean=2940150238039

Good Clean

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/good-clean-murder-traci-tyne-hilton/1124691435?ean=2940153550190

His Baby

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/his-baby-bond-lee-tobin-mcclain/1120752262?ean=2940150445512

Unfading

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-unfading-light-naomi-rawlings/1125454417?ean=2940157263287

Miss Marshall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/marrying-miss-marshal-lacy-williams/1100276176?ean=2940157315832

Then Came You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/then-came-you-becky-wade/1125871679?ean=2940157185404

Sapphire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sapphire-ice-hallee-bridgeman/1118729205?ean=2940014255950

Accounting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/accounting-for-love-a-sweet-western-romance-novel-erin-wright/1126833518?ean=2940158876059

Before

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-the-leap-liz-isaacson/1125421898?ean=2940157424640

Crispens Point

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crispens-point-johannah-reardon/1113845055?ean=2940011371158

Winter's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/winters-secret-lyn-cote/1030802671?ean=2940014576673

Christmas Diamond

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-diamond-hallee-bridgeman/1126510514?ean=2940157555474

Beginnings

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-beginning-naomi-rawlings/1125454425?ean=2940157263348

Beloved

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-beloved-christmas-quilt-wanda-e-brunstetter/1125461100?ean=9781944836276

Judith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judith-ann-laurel/1125920038?ean=2940157446635

Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-the-heart-kelsey-macbride/1125272417?ean=2940153527451

Toward

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/toward-the-sunrise-elizabeth-camden/1122037719?ean=9781441269829

Embracing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-chris-raymont/1122222535?ean=2940152215007

Free

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/free-to-love-kelsey-macbride/1121003337?ean=2940151693684

Hazardous

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hazardous-duty-christy-barritt/1007956281?ean=2940151669122

Melody

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-melody-for-james-hallee-bridgeman/1115689576?ean=2940016683447

Healing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/healing-her-heart-laura-scott/1120519283?ean=2940046264159

Lone Star

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lone-star-cowboy-league-linda-ford/1126400489?ean=9781488032677

A Taste

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-taste-of-traditional-regency-romances-regina-scott/1123014904?ean=2940152683981

Lone Star League

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lih-lone-star-cowboy-league-renee-ryan/1123625842?ean=9781460397701

FICTION

Fitzgerald

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-complete-works-of-f-scott-fitzgerald-shandon-classics-francis-scott-fitzgerald/1123945966?ean=2940157046514

This Side

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-side-of-paradise-fitzgerald-f-scott/1123848184?ean=9789176371343

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-of-the-jazz-age-francis-scott-fitzgerald/1116610059?ean=9781504033916

Flight 12

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flight-12-michele-scott/1125304654?ean=2940153541822

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Last

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-last-supper-scott-toney/1120170426?ean=2940046100402

Lazarus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lazarus-man-scott-toney/1109700504?ean=2940044970519

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Grey and Guilty

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gray-and-guilty-sea-jack-nolte/1103111903?ean=9781501433917

By the Numbers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-the-numbers-louis-scott/1125423793?ean=2940152731569

Courage Begins: A Ray Courage Mystery

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courage-begins-r-scott-mackey/1121667348?ean=2940151845243

Fireteam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fireteam-zed-scott-free/1119569723?ean=2940045951609

Drowning

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-drowning-city-j-scott-matthews/1125314796?ean=2940154169797

Homecoming

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homecoming-scott-langrel/1114042685?ean=2940045116213

Partners

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/partners-in-crime-part-1-alicia-scott/1117792621?ean=9781460331033

Eyes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eyes-on-tango-collette-scott/1111648500?ean=2940033273874

Cream Puff

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cream-puff-murder-sandi-scott/1126290211?ean=2940154309131

May Day

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/may-day-murders-scott-wittenburg/1100073519?ean=2940000818848

Played to Death: A Scott Drayco Mystery

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/played-to-death-bv-lawson/1119971555?ean=2940045635790

Inner

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/inner-city-scott-norton-taylor/1115446156?ean=2940011264481

Bone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bone-and-cinder-scott-nicholson/1123848908?ean=2940153224893

Afterburn

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/afterburn-scott-nicholson/1122492270?ean=2940156965267

Murder Uncorked

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-uncorked-michele-scott/1100359078?ean=2940153363783

Town

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/town-secrets-scott-gelowitz/1125594861?ean=2940046222470

Testimony

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/testimony-free-preview-scott-turow/1124742929?ean=9781538727294

COVER ART

Luke

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/luke-anna-scott/1123485467?ean=2940152681635

How Much

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-much-for-the-whole-night-rj-scott/1114043065?ean=2940045122337

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Wonder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wonder-woman-fcbd-2017-special-edition-greg-rucka/1126390049?ean=2940153301792

Green

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/green-arrow-judd-winick/1124574043?ean=2940153281001

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Summer Rerun ...

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This is a previously published list. Most of these books are still free, but please check to make sure before clicking "buy".

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/04/free-nook-books-for-friday-april-15-2016.html

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany.
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Monday, September 18, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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"Doc. I can't stop singing the Green, green, grass of Home"

He said, " That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

Is it common I asked?

It's not unusual he replied.

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Saturday, September 16, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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A BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."

With that, she stripped  down, rolled the dice and  yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice.."

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Friday, September 15, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection

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B&N Free Friday Selection


A Fool and His Monet (Serena Jones Mysteries Book #1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-fool-and-his-monet-sandra-orchard/1123752990?ean=9781493401802

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Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Stars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stars-in-the-grass-ann-marie-stewart/1123887428?ean=9781944836191

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Lost

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lost-star-episode-one-odette-c-bell/1123425024?ean=2940152625431

Siege

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/siege-of-titan-michael-g-thomas/1100144330?ean=2940046570182

Among

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stars-among-the-dead-marcy-mckay/1127038760?ean=2940158763021

Curiously

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-curiously-singing-kerry-nietz/1100631090?ean=2940152758658

Captive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/captive-leigh-talbert-moore/1120647943?ean=2940046292251

Wars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/star-wars-2015-sampler-john-jackson-miller/1122188525?ean=9781101967744

The Event

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-event-brian-l-knack/1125854476?ean=9781508062899

Contamination

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/contamination-event-adam-wasserman/1126075537?ean=2940154087275

Vampire Mafia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vampire-mafia-jackson-stein/1114478430?ean=2940045962889

Rat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rat-cage-tam-dlyte/1126911776?ean=9781537865171

NONFICTION

London

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-london-edward-dennison/1126455023?ean=9781782405429

India

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-history-of-india-in-50-events-stephan-weaver/1123544222?ean=2940152817652

Cuba

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-history-of-cuba-in-50-events-henry-freeman/1123598329?ean=2940152847253

Denver

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/denver-events-guide-2016-simply-cheap-tickets/1124307831?ean=2940153662626

New York

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-second-new-york-sarah-fenton/1126455022?ean=9781782405412

America

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-history-in-50-events-henry-freeman/1123237943?ean=2940152806311

Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-william-francis-dawson/1021237293?ean=9781607782520

Study Guide

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/e-study-guide-for-cram101-textbook-reviews/1111841019?ean=9781619065598

Charity Events

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-plan-charity-events-for-dummies-amber-whaley/1119259299?ean=9781468946055

Organize Events

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-successfully-plan-and-organize-an-event-tea-time-ebooks/1115551246?ean=2940014436144

Event Planning

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/effective-ideas-to-make-your-event-a-successful-one-event-planning-irwing/1106543519?ean=2940013262737

Potpourri

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/potpourri-word-snapshots-of-events-in-the-life-of-a-nonagenarian-mario-v-farina/1124605683?ean=2940153732084

Place

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/place-to-be-nation-vintage-vault-refresh-place-to-be-nation-publications/1123809577?ean=2940153022192

Point Pleasant

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-battle-of-point-pleasant-colin-mustful/1118325173?ean=9781304784896

Revenue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/45-practical-and-effective-tips-to-generate-more-revenue-from-your-events-silvia-pellegrini/1117557755?ean=2940045453080

Fund Raising

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fund-raising-events-paul-hurst/1103167573?ean=2940011237577

Furious

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/furious-cycling-and-other-unlikely-events-alex-frew/1117444704?ean=2940045428927

COOKING

Banquets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/medieval-banquets-for-weddings-parties-corporate-and-fund-raising-events-paul-hurst/1105099178?ean=2940011272097

Ketogenic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ketogenic-diet-cookbook-heather-jackson/1126243105?ean=9781531247058

Smoothies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/smoothies-for-weight-loss-jackson-nash/1120622682?ean=2940046359237

Anti Inflammatory

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anti-inflammatory-diet-jackson-nash/1123178954?ean=2940152543896

ROMANCE

Star Struck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/starstruck-joanna-campbell/1005949237?ean=2940045603553

Lexie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lexies-story-trish-jackson/1122431215?ean=2940152067804

Wild Heart

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wild-heart-freya-jackson/1125011830?ean=2940153531410

A Stone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-stone-in-the-sea-al-jackson/1121263588?ean=2940151484169

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Before

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-us-roberta-capizzi/1123126736?ean=2940152515992

Stone Devil

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-devil-duke-kj-jackson/1119274475?ean=2940151995023

Bought

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bought-and-paid-for-lara-hunter/1123682921?ean=2940152983234

Rancher

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-rancher-and-the-event-planner-cheryl-gorman/1124588766?ean=2940153412566

Return

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-summerchester-hazel-elizabeth-allen/1126358185?ean=2940154327203

Violet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/violet-miracle-a-little-bit-of-coffee-flowers-and-romance-christina-li/1121667249?ean=2940151844048

Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-isblind-gabriela-louis/1124084915?ean=2940153116136

Rescued

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescued-by-love-sophie-dawson/1126682760?ean=2940154730645

Second

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-second-chance-sandra-becker/1123382907?ean=2940152609943

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972

I Had

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-had-two-brides-in-one-day-mario-v-farina/1126398005?ean=2940154366370

Moonstone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moonstone-magic-dusty-miller/1123117646?ean=2940152507416

Always

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/always-jerusha-moors/1123521466?ean=2940152919424

Hearts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearts-on-the-window-amanda-hamm/1126618682?ean=2940153091679

Englishman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/englishman-in-blackpool-jenny-obrien/1126663027?ean=2940154340608

Gianna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/giannas-christmas-wish-amanda-clark/1123534475?ean=2940152923186

Sneak

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sneak-peek-samplers-jacqueline-diamond/1124182780?ean=2940153370262

Freshman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freshman-girl-and-junior-guy-mina-v-esguerra/1125515689?ean=2940153968988

He Got

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/he-got-back-his-wife-hiranya-borah/1125923785?ean=2940154048344

Matchmaker

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/matchmakers-guidebook-kristi-rose/1124072981?ean=2940153379159

Catching

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

FICTION

Idols

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-idols-everyday-events-ryan-stabile/1121342181?ean=2940046611533

Life and Death

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-life-and-death-of-lauren-conway-lisa-jackson/1119848306?ean=9781420124613

Flame

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flame-moon-kj-jackson/1116214684?ean=2940045184892

Scandals

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/scandals-of-a-chi-town-thug-jj-jackson/1126308005?ean=2940154721186

Bloom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bloom-cathy-jackson/1120652052?ean=2940154095072

Life Altering

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-altering-events-tom-dooley/1123724658?ean=2940152988895

My Event

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-event-horizon-a-l-swanson/1118968632?ean=2940045788151

Snoopy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-idols-everyday-events-ryan-stabile/1121320911?ean=2940046602876

Woman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/woman-event-william-evans/1103104451?ean=2940011096273

Ana

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ana-kimberly-king/1123463563?ean=9783739637976

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-event-tales-of-the-triad-book-one-r-j-murray/1113036420?ean=2940044818842

Implausable

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-implausible-events-occur-lucia-moro/1121281451?ean=9783730958483

Collected

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/collected-stories-from-contests-and-events-2014-christine-brand/1121061603?ean=2940046507249

Unexpected

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/unexpected-events-elijah-deus/1126320041?ean=2940154150375

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Hammering

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hammering-nails-can-be-murder-ed-weiss/1124512693?ean=2940153707082

Sinister

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sinister-seminar-sara-robbins/1116829851?ean=2940148610014

Maine

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-maine-event-alex-wilson/1022595106?ean=2940000901441

Events

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/events-concerning-the-last-evening-of-molly-malone-steven-bennett/1101570028?ean=2940011102608

Betrayal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/betrayal-laura-stapleton/1124015335?ean=2940153340777

Murder Rites

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-rites-ronald-yarosh/1124857054?ean=2940153405896

Dead Shot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-shot-c-t-mitchell/1126652319?ean=2940151699044

Naughton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-naughton-pharms-rex-evans-wood/1121820600?ean=2940151890342

Murder Row

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-row-ba-savage/1123248173?ean=2940151993791

Club

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-club-cg-prado/1126384247?ean=2940154363140

Uncorked

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-uncorked-michele-scott/1100359078?ean=2940153363783

Conventional

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/conventional-murders-d-t-majors/1123675299?ean=2940152977257

Celebrity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-celebrity-eleanor-calder/1123484783?ean=2940152319262

Rock and Roll

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-rock-roll-heaven-robin-ray/1125862222?ean=2940154028520

Mo Town

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-mo-town-lee-ivory/1104362122?ean=2940011385056

When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-a-murder-plot-goes-wrong-andre-mwansa/1125821307?ean=2940154017982

Bloody Pit

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-bloody-pit-elisabeth-zguta/1122455430?ean=2940152069716

Harlem

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-murder-in-harlem-g-miki-hayden/1113031790?ean=2940032900887

Power

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Barcelona

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/barcelona-jones-chuck-antone-jr/1122663708?ean=2940152351316

May Day

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/may-day-murders-scott-wittenburg/1100073519?ean=2940000818848

He Wrote

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-he-wrote-poetry-study-guide-dewayne-smithers/1116507007?ean=2940045213462

The Hill

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hill-bens-story-andrew-m-stafford/1122300036?ean=2940152029505

D Minor

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-d-minor-manuela-cardiga/1118942875?ean=2940045772020

Maple Syrup

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maple-syrup-murder-grace-lemon/1124567350?ean=2940153393520

Exile

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-exile-vincent-oneil/1102292892?ean=2940012390691

HUMOR

A Penny

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-penny-down-the-well-j-a-crook/1123121433?ean=2940152513158
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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
― Jim Butcher
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