Friday, January 18, 2019

Free Nook Books . . .

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Joke of the day ...

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The MacDonald's employee called out the order number that was ready. "867!"


I yelled out "5309!" but nobody laughed, so I felt old and ate my cheeseburger.

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Rousseau

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07BXBR2N1

Chess

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0774B5F76

Wales

https://www.amazon.com/Strangeness-Wales-Jacks-Strange-Tales-ebook/dp/B07HDQX26Y/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

The Echoes of Babylon: The Rise and Fall of Three Great Republics

https://www.amazon.com/Echoes-Babylon-Three-Great-Republics-ebook/dp/B01DOHDR7I/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_15?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

Agatha Christie

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MJQT9N1?tag=mr060-20

California

https://www.amazon.com/Golden-State-History-Californias-Largest-ebook/dp/B07MVM8SZB/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_18?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

Tudors

https://www.amazon.com/Tudors-1485-1603-Half-Hour-Histories-ebook/dp/B07MTLGNXX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_19?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

10 Mexican Style Slow Cooker Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/Mexican-Style-Slow-Cooker-Recipes-ebook/dp/B004T3SOO8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_21?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

War and Peace

https://www.amazon.com/War-Peace-Leo-Tolstoy-ebook/dp/B07MGHPFBJ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_30?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MYN3RTKEVEKGPK8WW9PW

Paper Airplane

https://www.amazon.com/Paper-Airplane-Book-Step-Step-ebook/dp/B07FNTHJMF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_81?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=QGD9RKXQ1NNCT5YVVNPC

Stop Pressing Your Own Panic Button

https://www.amazon.com/Stop-Pressing-Your-Panic-Button-ebook/dp/B07H9HTRYH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_97?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=QGD9RKXQ1NNCT5YVVNPC

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Thursday, January 17, 2019

Joke of the day ...

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Fran: What are you doing about your kleptomania?

Stan: Oh, I'm taking something for it.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Joke of the day


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Kate: I gotta send my dad his 60th birthday card.

Nate: Isn't one enough?

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Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Joke of the Month

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(^_^) - Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "We're sure it's going to be cold because the Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!"

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Joke of the day ...

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(*_*) - Taxi Driver


The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,

"Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".

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