Sunday, September 21, 2014

Last Nerdy Joke of the day ....

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When Einstein got married, his wife told him, "I need two things from you, time and space", to which Einstein replied, "What's the other thing?"

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Tenth Nerdy Joke of the Day ....

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So a man had sodium chloride and a 9 volt in his car. A cop pulled him over, searched him,  and charged him with a salt and battery.


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Ninth Nerdy Joke of the Day ...

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Gold asks Zinc out on a date but Zinc says "Sorry, I'm Zn someone else"


Gold replies "Awww!"


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Eighth Nerdy Joke of the day ....



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How many ears does Spock have?


Three - a right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear.


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Seventh Nerdy Joke of the Day ....

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Helium walks into a bar,
Bartender says we don't serve noble gases here,
Helium doesn't react, then starts to laugh.
He    He    He


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Joke of the day ....

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Two guys stole a calendar.... they each got 6 months.


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Sixth Nerdy Joke of the Day ...

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If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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