Monday, May 29, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What falls but doesn't get hurt?
Rain
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What always goes up, but never comes down?
Your age
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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Sunday, May 28, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - Got Milk?

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" 

He replied, "They had eggs."    

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Friday, May 26, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection....

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B&N Free Friday Selection:


The Secret of the Stones (Sean Wyatt Mystery Thriller Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secret-of-the-stones-ernest-dempsey/1021821841?ean=2940152211665

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Free Books May 26, 2017 ....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY MAY 26, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

The Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-break-ann-jet-sieg/1121687790?ean=2940151863636

Count on Teddy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-on-teddy-maxwell-grantly/1124249579?ean=2940153154893

Count Me In!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-me-in-gary-davis/1125424292?ean=2940154183304

Counting Crows

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/counting-cows-ryan-bright/1111939322?ean=2940033299256

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Dark and Broken Souls

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-broken-souls-ej-king/1125579048?ean=2940154182000

Dark Wolf

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/touch-a-dark-wolf-jennifer-st-giles/1100318421?ean=2940046353617

The Count

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-count-of-samerand-and-the-ghost-of-belgravia-bryan-porter/1111649638?ean=2940033254378

Zombie King

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombie-king-and-other-scary-short-stories-for-halloween-david-anthony/1120667155?ean=2940045613071

Alchemist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-alchemist-other-dark-tales-john-peters/1115240280?ean=2940016670492

Shorecliff

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-shorecliff-horror-and-other-stories-rufus-woodward/1122300145?ean=2940152030778

The Garage

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-garage-and-other-pulp-horror-stories-joe-zito/1123192644?ean=2940152586121

Lullaby

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lullaby-and-other-weird-tales-juan-diaz-jr/1117557549?ean=2940045452250

Twisted Fate

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twisted-fate-and-other-short-stories-j-parker/1125253663?ean=2940153878669

Witch's Mirror

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-witchs-mirror-and-other-stories-ratan-lal-basu/1104562601?ean=2940011407383

Dragon Hoard

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-hoard-and-other-tales-of-faerie-cathleen-townsend/1123022588?ean=2940152481914

This Other World

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-other-world-ac-buchanan/1124182792?ean=2940153359151

Seven Caves

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-seven-caves-and-other-spine-tingling-short-stories-laura-a-h-elliott/1113049963?ean=2940044838185

Zombies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombies-other-unpleasant-things-william-bebb/1114303915?ean=2940044246775

Eternal Bliss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternal-bliss-at-dawns-light-multi-author-anthology/1125488218?ean=2940154199329

Earth - Last Sanctuary (Universe in Flames book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/earth-last-sanctuary-mr-christian-kallias/1122668206?ean=2940152967296

More by this author:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ryonnas-wrath-christian-kallias/1125362597?ean=2940153915548

Horror in the Library

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-horror-in-the-library-and-other-stories-sam-kurd/1122663564?ean=2940152351965

Of Pagan Gods

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-pagan-gods-and-other-tales-thomas-james/1120440688?ean=2940046206654

Grave Clouds

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grave-clouds-other-dark-tales-john-allen/1123644481?ean=2940152765625

The Other One

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-one-hollybodger/1125896602?ean=2940154038413

Clean Hands (The Womb, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-hands-richard-b-knight/1122344204?ean=2940152240603

Growing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-growing-problem-and-other-selected-shorts-tami-fenton/1125171647?ean=2940153864105

Counting Up

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/counting-up-to-infinity-allen-fleishman/1114045157?ean=2940044197695

Origami Dragon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-origami-dragon-and-other-tales-c-h-aalberry/1116058960?ean=2940044623972

The Archive of Lost Dreams and other paranormal tales

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-archive-of-lost-dreams-and-other-paranormal-tales-lissa-bilyk/1108076875?ean=2940032940173

Weekend Witches

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-weekend-witches-and-other-stories-lynne-roberts/1118892813?ean=2940045744089

Dragon's Heart

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dragons-heart-eden-ashe/1117407741?ean=9781616505073

Other

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/other-karen-kincy/1102823746?ean=2940153931630

NONFICTION

Coaching Courses

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/easily-create-coaching-courses-that-earn-revenue-and-establish-your-brand-jacob-mcmillen/1122188802?ean=2940151985000

The Slavery of Extreme Minimalism and other Minimalist Musings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-slavery-of-extreme-minimalism-and-other-minimalist-musings-annie-jean-brewer/1121205841?ean=2940046568974

Eva Gore Booth, the Other Sister

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eva-gore-booth-the-other-sister-brighid-osullivan/1123644423?ean=2940153175317

Why did the Northern Rebellion in 1569 fail in comparison to other Tudor rebellions?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-did-the-northern-rebellion-in-1569-fail-in-comparison-to-other-tudor-rebellions-adam-freeman/1125075511?ean=2940153827094

Declutter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/declutter-your-home-effectively-house-cleaning-hacks-to-a-clutter-free-life-k-collins/1124074037?ean=2940153114408

House Cleaning

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-start-your-own-house-cleaning-company-angela-brown-oberer-the-house-cleaning-guru/1123256191?ean=2940152858655

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Block Busters

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/block-busters-36-exercises-to-break-your-creative-blocks-gregory-f-huff/1124144457?ean=2940153135649

Rabbits With Horns

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rabbits-with-horns-and-other-astounding-viruses-carl-zimmer/1114022243?ean=9780226048734

Losing Myself

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/losing-myself-but-not-entirely-how-i-lost-a-whole-other-me-and-kept-her-from-coming-back-t-l-ingham/1112133486?ean=2940044685635

A.D.D. 28 Years and Counting My Life With Attention Deficit Disorder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/add-28-years-and-counting-my-life-with-attention-deficit-disorder-ava-fails/1126090591?ean=2940152219210

ROMANCE

If I Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-i-break-portia-moore/1119711186?ean=2940152146561

Pretty Broken Girl

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pretty-broken-girl-jeana-e-mann/1122871136?ean=2940152690163

Prickly Heat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prickly-heat-and-other-stories-molly-cannon/1120873787?ean=2940151741422

Where My Heart Breaks (A Willoughby Inn Love Story)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-my-heart-breaks-ivy-sinclair/1116793090?ean=2940148527176

Confessions of the Cleaning Lady

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/confessions-of-the-cleaning-lady-miriam-newman/1017477304?ean=9781921347627

Half Broke (Veterans Affairs, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/half-broke-a-e-wasp/1125190216?ean=2940153387741

Breaking Free

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breaking-free-teresa-j-reasor/1104704330?ean=2940012806109

Broken Protocols

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-protocols-book-1-dale-mayer/1119662671?ean=2940149382330

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Broken Wings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-wings-dianne-price/1116810338?ean=2940148804475

Island Promise

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/island-promise-sandra-e-sinclair/1123889237?ean=2940154186725

Desperate Bride

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123645730?ean=2940153166988

My Boss' Wedding

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-boss-wedding-john-rye/1126358217?ean=2940154353615

Ada's Secret

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123576081?ean=2940152852202

Chastened

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123671902?ean=2940153239217

Lost Fortune

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-fortune-sandra-e-sinclair/1125512400?ean=2940154210048

Abandoned

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1124084352?ean=2940153214450

Finding Home

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-home-jason-patrick/1124675754?ean=2940156868278

Marquesse

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-regency-romance-jessie-bennett/1125397387?ean=2940154170526

Yearning

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123400788?ean=2940152782493

Mismatched

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123671849?ean=2940152821086

Twin

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sheikhs-twin-baby-surprise-holly-rayner/1126384253?ean=2940154362884

Half Blind

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123334607?ean=2940152820935

Margaret

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

Thanksgiving

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123562762?ean=2940152776874

One Arm

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123576143?ean=2940152732856

Alexandra

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864

Fated Souls

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fated-souls-dean-murray/1125457022?ean=2940157264093

Desperate Cowboy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-desperate-cowboy-seeks-mail-order-bride-to-save-ranch-rosie-attwood/1123636144?ean=2940152714111

Reluctant Preacher

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-big-beautiful-bride-for-the-reluctant-preacher-rosie-attwood/1123490041?ean=2940152844573

Retreat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-retreat-veda-whitfield/1126402717?ean=2940154370384

Heaven's Jubilee And Other Short Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heavens-jubilee-faith-blum/1123897383?ean=2940153318400

FICTION

Erotica

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/erotica-sex-stories-with-photos-spring-break-fionna-free-man/1124582874?ean=9781312210882

The Man Who Loved Christmas And Other Short Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-man-who-loved-christmas-and-other-short-stories-alice-valdal/1117587256?ean=2940045471015

Crescent Moon Masacre

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crescent-moon-masacre-and-other-tales-of-horror-grv-stone/1025706459?ean=2940011075049

Frost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frost-and-other-stories-michelle-browne/1117953095?ean=2940045543583

Brooklyn

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-side-of-brooklyn-brooklyn-june-fourshadough/1124360317?ean=2940153004143

Christian Tomatoes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-tomatoes-lee-a-jackson/1125494552?ean=2940153962351

A Lady

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-lady-of-many-charms-and-other-stories-heidi-wessman-kneale/1123588791?ean=2940152821048

The Country of the Blind

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/country-of-the-blind-and-other-stories-h-g-wells/1100028265?ean=9781365891618

Juarez Square

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/juarez-square-and-other-stories-dl-young/1122295691?ean=2940152807745

Grass Monkey

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-grass-monkey-and-other-dark-tales-scott-langrel/1114043083?ean=2940045126045

Old Maid

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-old-maid-and-other-stories-rufus-woodward/1122300123?ean=2940152030518

Other Side

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/on-the-other-side-of-nowhere-elodie-james/1126258305?ean=9780244301293

Innocence Lost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/innocence-lost-and-other-stories-kilani-sky-sierra/1125582564?ean=2940153987576

Count Your Blessings: A Novella

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-your-blessings-sharon-sala/1121486062?ean=9781492619284

The Plan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-plan-and-other-short-stories-stephen-brandon/1114863523?ean=2940044378704

Ignored

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ignored-and-two-other-short-stories-voice-of-the-mute-tales-volume-1-eduardo-suastegui/1120696987?ean=2940046391329

Carousel

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-carousel-and-other-short-stories-sharon-haste/1126368137?ean=2940154338780

The Other Girl

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-girl-pam-jenoff/1119640982?ean=9781459256415

Break Bread

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-bread-jmar/1122059637?ean=2940151950886

Pretty Filthy Lies (Pretty Broken, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pretty-filthy-lies-jeana-e-mann/1122928527?ean=2940152680959

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Proverbs 31

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-proverbs-31-woman-and-other-biblical-women-sheila-graham/1112133290?ean=2940044685727

Existence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-existence-of-souls-and-other-blatherings-tj-seitz/1112407322?ean=2940044734128

Islam

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/islam-and-other-faiths-ijaz-chaudry/1117496844?ean=9781291576047

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Annie's 1st Break (The Annie McCauley Romantic Comedy Mysteries, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annies-1st-break-willee-amsden/1122653024?ean=2940152317985

Live and Let Diet

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/live-and-let-diet-morgana-best/1123596671?ean=2940152828764

A Clean Getaway

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-clean-getaway-bobby-mathews/1108565388?ean=2940033007196

A Good Clean, A Harsh Clean

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-good-clean-a-harsh-clean-brian-martinez/1027248768?ean=2940011120824

Invasion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/invasion-of-privacy-and-other-short-stories-jim-liston/1116351909?ean=2940045196208

Murder at the Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-break-cg-prado/1107710463?ean=2940032860655

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (Caffeine Nights Short Shots, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-am-trying-to-break-your-heart-nick-quantrill/1115423654?ean=2940016790787

Prison Break- Fast at Tiffany's

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prison-break-fast-at-tiffanys-manuela-cardiga/1112411587?ean=2940044751446

Hero's Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heros-break-pa-ross/1113845620?ean=2940045061988

SPECULATION / THEORIES

A Definitive White Paper: Systemic Educational Reform (The Recommended Course of Action for Practitioners of Teaching and Learning)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-definitive-white-paper-kenneth-fetterman/1125546438?ean=2940153978598

How to Argue

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-argue-with-leftists-a-winning-strategy-to-dealing-with-the-other-side-daniel-a-amerson/1125960825?ean=2940154271100

Art of Houdini

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-art-of-the-houdini-scientist-and-the-other-soulless-zombies-who-were-never-here-tr-nowry/1029488910?ean=2940011160820

COVER ART

Break of the Moon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-of-the-moon-sophia-hampton/1121876965?ean=2940152145656

Vampire's Kiss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampires-kiss-ramona-gray/1120526975?ean=2940046223941

PSYCHOLOGY

Get More Sex

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-get-more-sex-get-better-sex-course-week-1-jeremy-parker/1111649685?ean=2940033257850

Honest Guide

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-honest-guide-for-grooms-man-to-man-advice-about-suits-speeches-best-men-bucks-parties-budgets-and-other-wedding-decisions-a-happily-married-man/1115766425?ean=2940044585317

Portals of Destiny: Practical Counsel for Setting Your Life on Course

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/portals-of-destiny-philip-amiola/1120146776?ean=2940045946056

Break Barriers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-break-barriers-and-experience-big-breakthroughs-in-30-days-spiritual-strategies-to-overcome-your-debts-obstacles-losses-pains-and-setbacks-discover-new-opportunities-daniel-okpara/1124386288?ean=2940153167404

Destiny

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-break-into-your-destiny-and-solve-stubborn-problems-moses-a-ojute/1115292234?ean=2940044516076

HUMOR

Off Course

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/off-course-simon-haynes/1107877757?ean=2940032877257

Old Phonies, Cronies and Other Baloney

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/old-phonies-cronies-and-other-baloney-ray-steelman/1111504300?ean=2940153154015

Smoke Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/smoke-break-leo-cittadini/1125427554?ean=2940157582531

Break the News to Me Gently

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-the-news-to-me-gently-tim-patrick/1020987354?ean=2940000821770

Tattooed Lesbian Jailbird and other Chronicles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tattooed-lesbian-jailbird-and-other-chronicles-jon-van-loon/1119611740?ean=2940045963763

 POETRY

Why Did We Break Up

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-did-we-break-up-veronica-anderson/1119159935?ean=2940045816694

Break Down

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-down-n-die-jason-wallace-poetry/1121100554?ean=2940045789509

The Black Book

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-black-book-and-other-poems-rik-hunik/1125059849?ean=2940153812557

Poetry

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-poetry-prose-and-quotes-of-jms-and-other-writers-jimmy-boom-semtex/1119782685?ean=9781291756364

Fallen Gate

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/at-the-fallen-gate-and-other-poems-by-daniel-hargrove-daniel-hargrove/1120852135?ean=2940046430035

Weave

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-weave-of-night-and-other-sonnets-daniel-hargrove/1121156452?ean=2940046554793

More by this author:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Daniel%20Hargrove%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Free Kindle Vampire Series..

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Free at posting:

Death's Servant: Volume 1 (Before the V V Inn)

https://www.amazon.com/Deaths-Servant-Before-C-J-Ellisson-ebook/dp/B071ZDRVYF/ref=la_B0044PMIJI_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1495751251&sr=1-1&refinements=p_82%3AB0044PMIJI

Blood Legacy

https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Legacy-Book-C-J-Ellisson-ebook/dp/B072BFXWG6/ref=la_B0044PMIJI_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1495751251&sr=1-2&refinements=p_82%3AB0044PMIJI

Big Game

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The Hunt

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Death Times Two: Grim Reality & V V Inn

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Loving Ms. Wrong (Walk On The Wild Side - Best Friends Book 2)

https://www.amazon.com/Loving-Wrong-Walk-Wild-Side-ebook/dp/B00K6YL8AQ/ref=la_B0044PMIJI_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1495751251&sr=1-6&refinements=p_82%3AB0044PMIJI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yniUfKpQ4Cc

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Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - Puns, For the Educated Mind

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

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3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. A man sent ten entries to the pun contest hoping to win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. When Roy Rodgers saw his boots were chewed he was upset. Since he had numerous cats running around Dale pointed at the trouble maker and said, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?"

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

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