Monday, January 26, 2015

Jokes of the day ....

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Why did the nose refuse to go to school?
Because he was tired of being picked on!


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Sunday, January 25, 2015

Castle of the day ....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yefw4aa6ErA


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Quote of the day ....

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“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
― Karl Lagerfeld


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Jokes of the day ...

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What did the hat say to the necklace?
You hang around and I’ll go on a head!
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What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!


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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Jokes of the day ....

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What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A buck tooth!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!


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Friday, January 23, 2015

Quote of the day ...

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“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
― Yogi Berra


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Jokes of the day ...

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What has a bottom on its top?
Your legs!
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What did one eye say to the other?
“Something between us smells!”


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