Monday, August 29, 2016

News Item of the Day .....

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


Sunday, August 28, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.


Advice of the Day ....

{*_*} - Rules for Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. Opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I am psychic.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's nightmare land.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

Free Nook Books ...

Free at time of posting :

If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By

First Pet: Presidential Dogs, Cats and Other Critters

America Needs Talent: Attracting, Educating & Deploying the 21st-Century Workforce

Iconic Cars

My Time With The Kings

Friday, August 26, 2016

B&N Free Friday Selection ..

Free Friday B&N Selection ....

The Islanders: Volume 1: Zoey Fools Around and Jake Finds Out


Thursday, August 25, 2016

Free Nook Books for Friday August 26 ...


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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The Green Beans, Volume 3: The Curious Conundrum of Pan Gu

I Wonder if They Grow Balloon Trees on the Moon

Rita Morse and the Sinister Shadow

Mr. Kent's Wall of Wonders

More in this series:

Black Magick: A Sinister Romance

The Eagle Claw Hack


Burning Eagle

The Descent Series, Books 1-3: Death's Hand, The Darkest Gate, and Dark Union

Collected: A Coveted Novella

Fires of Alexandria

A Hidden Fire: Elemental Mysteries #1

The Select (Seven Wonders Journals Series #1)

Abandoned in Time (Doorways to the Past, #1)

Shadows of the Past (EIDOLON, #1)

The Case of the Curious Killers

Jeremy Chikalto and the Demon Trace (Book III of The Hazy Souls)

My Curious Ocean

Return to Darkness (Flame Universe, #1)

The Magic Mirror (The Curious Collectibles Series)

The Curious Case of the Broken Window

REPRISAL!: The Eagle Rises: World War Three Is Inevitable (The Reprisal Series, #1)


Under the Laughter of Eagles

The Curious Case of Edward Grace: A Short Story about Community Service in Higher Education

Super Drum Tips Handbook: For Drummers Who Are Serious About Music, Drums & Percussion

The Engineering Menu

Tweet Like an Eagle!

Learn Skip Tracing

Alexander the Great: Tactician or Eagle?

Residual Trace: The Taleworthy Catastrophes of a Thrillseeking Child

The History of Cuba in 50 Events (History by Country Timeline, #3)

When The Eagle Screams


Drop Fat The low Carb Way

My Low Carbohydrate Home Menu

Healthy Diet Menu: A Wide Selection of Healthy Recipes


Leave No Trace (The Aldridge Sisters)

The Wrong Brother: A Regency Romance (#1 A Forbidden Love Novella Series)

Gather the Stars (Culloden's Fire)

Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

Fire in Frost (Crystal Frost, #1)

Getting Out of Hand, Sapphire Falls book one

Forgetting the Past


Star of Wonder (The Incense Road, #1)

The Governess Affair

The Earl's London Bride: A Sweet & Clean Historical Romance

ADA's Secret - A Tale of The Big Beautiful Bride

Headstrong Bride Married by Thanksgiving (Brides for Three Seasons Book1, #1)

Big Beautiful Bride For The Reluctant Preacher

The Poor and Widowed Bride for Two Suitors

The Bride's Lost Baby & The Miner (Brides & Babies Head West Book1, #1)

The Journey's Crossroad

A Cowboy's Salvation


Without a Trace

The Tibetan Drum

A Sinister Grin

Short Stories, Crimes, Cults and Curious Cats


Exploring the Divine: Finding God's Heart in Words of Wonder

Wings Like Eagles: A Prayer Book


Eagle of Darkness

Dead Wrong (Blackmoore Sisters Cozy Mystery Series, #1)

Miranda Warning (A Murder in the Mountains, #1);jsessionid=51C892BC831602854B27ACA6A07DEC1D.prodny_store02-atgap05?ean=2940153253077

Two Wrongs - A Gripping Private Detective Mystery Thriller (Roberts and Bradley Casebook, #3)

Stone of Fire (ARKANE Thrillers, #1)

The Sinister Seminar (Events To Die For Series, #1)

Well Past Trouble: Zero Hour Trilogy part three

Strawberry Cream Cupcake & Murder (A Dana Sweet Cozy Mystery, #1)

The Gadwall Incident

Locked Room - A Katla KillFile (Amsterdam Assassin Series, #1)

Murder on the Rocks. (Boddington Bay Series, #1)

Trace the Dead Eye

Mirth, Murder & Mystery

Playing With Fire

Frozen Past

The Wrong Menu

Murder On The Oceania - A Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery, Book 1

Trial By Fire

Charles Doyle & The Curious Case of the Blue Dog _part 1: A New Mystery Calls

More freebies in the series:

Shadows of the Past (Logan Point Book #1): A Novel

When Eagles Burn (Maddox Book #1)


Zwölf Wasser 1 - Teil 1

Zwölf Wyoming Western August 2016

Zwölf Gedichte

Prasselndes Wasser

Blut ist dicker als Wasser


The Anti-Soapbox: Collected Essays


DC Sneak Peek: Superman/Wonder Woman (2015) #1 (NOOK Comic with Zoom View)


Anselm's Eagle


Such Deliberate Loveliness: Collected Love Poems of Paul Hina 1997-2006

Collected Poems, Vol 1

Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome

On the Wings of Eagles

God's Wonders, The Robin

Questioning Our Animal Friends: Ant, Goose, Deer, and Eagle

Jokes of the Day .....

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!

“The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.”

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”