Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Quote of the Day ....

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Lily Munster: "There's an ancient Transylvanian proverb we used to have in the old country: always put the shortest chain on the oldest wolf."

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- The Munsters (1964)

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Joke of the Day ....

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Then and Now ....
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What snowstorm preparation was like in the 1970s:

Hear on the 6 `o' clock news that there will be snow the day after tomorrow. "Some accumulation," the weatherman says. He talks about the snow for less than 30 seconds. Continue eating your Hamburger Helper.

Go to the A&P in the morning and casually get some milk, a loaf of Wonderbread and some Velveeta.

Check the shed to make sure the big red snow shovel's still there and that the kids haven't used it to build a fort in the vacant lot down the street where they like to play unattended for hours with all other neighborhood kids after school. It's there. The end.

Put the chains on the car tires, make a pot of soup and a batch of Chex Mix and pour yourself a drink. You are done.

If it snows more than a foot overnight, school will be canceled. You will just somehow know that there is no school because you will use your common sense. There MIGHT be a phone tree. Keyword is MIGHT.

Snow Day!! This means you can bundle the children within an inch of their lives and send them outside in whiteout conditions and 20 below temps FOR THE REST OF THE DAY while you stay inside, watch "As the World Turns," smoke Eves, do your nails and wait for the snow plow.
Throw salt all over the front steps. Boil some water and stir up a few packets of Swiss Miss hot chocolate for when the kids come back in.

Looks like you're going to get two feet of snow with this one. Oh well. Stick your head out the screen door and take a couple Polaroids of the kids' snowman they built since you forgot to buy film and flashbulbs for the Kodak Ektralite. Too much of a pain to take the pictures to the Fotomat to get developed, and who wants to see a bunch of pictures of snow anyway? It snows ALL WINTER LONG. Big deal.

Ask some neighborhood teens to shovel your driveway for you. They gladly do this in exchange for grilled cheese sandwiches.

If the electricity goes out, pile extra afghans on the beds and put all the food from the fridge outside on the back porch. It'll keep just fine in these temperatures and the electric will be back on in a couple days. Nothing to worry over. There's always the kerosene heater and the fireplace or the coal furnace in the cellar.

Snow is now piled to the eaves of the house. There will be school tomorrow.

Let the kids go sledding at night after dinner. Have an Irish Coffee. Go to bed early.

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What snowstorm preparation is like in 2016:

Get a news alert on your smartphone that in ten days the blizzard of the Millennium is going to strike. Turn on 24 hour cable news immediately for round the clock coverage.

Look for constant updates on WINTER STORM CHIONE. Look to see what everyone is posting on Facebook about it. Pretend you know how to pronounce Chione.

Three days before the storm is supposed to hit the governor will declare a State of Emergency. It's 70 degrees and sunny out.

Rush to Whole Foods and buy $756.00 worth of healthy junk food. You cannot weather a blizzard like this without hemp seed ghost pepper non-GMO tortilla chips, and the kids won't survive without vegan, fruit sweetened gummies.

Charge all devices. This includes the five Kindles you own, two tablets, three smartphones, the laptop, and your fancy toothbrushes.

Check to see if Anderson Cooper is wearing his casual clothes and if he has gone outside. If Anderson Cooper is broadcasting from outside, you are basically screwed.
Yup. We're all going to die.

Brace yourselves. There are going to be a lot of Game of Thrones memes on social about this.
Snowmageddon is definitely happening. It is all over the Internet. School is now closed two days before it is supposed to snow. You know, to keep the children safe from all the people rushing to Target and fighting one another tooth and nail for the last loaf of Ezekiel bread, organic 2% milk, and cage-free Omega 3 eggs. Because if we're going to go off our Paleo diets for some French Toast, it should at least be whole freaking grain. (I think?) Whatever, screw it.

There is a sugar coating of very fine snow on your flagstone walkway leading up to your meticulously restored craftsman cottage. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. It is dangerous in these conditions. Oh my God, it is 33 degrees. Screenshot the weather app from your phone and tweet it. #brrrr #freezingtodeath #winterstormchione

But wait!! At least you get to wear your Uggs! And your buffalo plaid!

Receive an automated call at 4 in the morning that school is canceled basically until the end of the month because of the winter storm's devastation.

Check Pinterest for educational snow day crafts and activities to keep the children engaged and learning. Do not let them outside to play in the inch of snow that just fell because OMG frostbite.

Take lots of pictures of the snow. Post to Instagram. The Amaro filter makes snow look like a photo from the Anthropologie catalog.

Post all the same pictures to Facebook too. Complain about how bored you are, but then hashtag your status #blessed.

Relent and let the kids outside. Bundle them up within an inch of their lives.

Forget that you didn't make them go pee first. Unbundle them and make them all go to the bathroom. Then rebundle them. By now an hour and a half has passed.

Only let them stay out long enough to get some good candid shots of them building a snowman, even though you are the one who actually built the snowman because you needed it to look just so. Do not let them go sledding because they could get traumatic head injuries. You have read enough stories online about accidents like that and how they could have easily been prevented by just keeping children inside attached to screens all day.

Is this hot chocolate fair trade? And oh my God, who can you hire to shovel this away? Does your landscaping company take care of snow removal? Because there's no way you can figure out the ethanol powered, cordless, half solar snowblower you bought on sale for $900.00 because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

There is at least four inches of snow. The electricity went out for five minutes. You have plowed through the bag of ghost pepper chips and you are sure the world is ending. Scroll through your phone looking for the best deals to Aruba this weekend.

The day after the storm hits, the meteorologists will apologize profusely that they said there'd 75 inches of snow and ice and 89 mile per hour winds, even though you got maybe five inches total when all was said and done and it melted overnight. Blame climate change. The forecast models are very unpredictable. Shrug.

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Monday, January 23, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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What did the Baby Corn say to the Momma Corn?
“Where’s Pop Corn?”
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What do bananas do best in gymnastics?
The splits!
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
― Criss Jami
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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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What kind of key do you use to open a banana?
Monkey!
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What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Joke of the Day

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During Shabbat services the Rabbi kneels and puts his forehead to the floor and says, "Before you oh Lord, I am nothing."

The Cantor looks at him, impressed with this show of humility, and kneels, puts his forehead to the floor, and says, "Before you oh Lord, I am nothing."

Ben Shapiro in the fifth row is watching this. He had never seen such spontaneous religious feeling , so he goes in the middle of the isle, kneels and puts his forehead to the floor and says, "Me too, before you oh Lord, I too am nothing."

The Rabbi nudges the Cantor. "Look who thinks he's nothing!"

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Friday, January 20, 2017

B&N Free Friday Book ...

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B&N Free Friday Book ....


Wings (Laurel Series #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wings-aprilynne-pike/1100838899?ean=9780061859083

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Free Nook Books for January 20, 2017 ....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY January 20, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Stone Cottage

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-cottage-wagtail-lane-angela-hope/1125145135?ean=2940153851006

Souls in the Wind

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/souls-in-the-wind-jeremy-mark-lane/1103852676?ean=2940011331022

Curiosity: The Mars Rover

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/curiosity-jeff-bilman/1120737118?ean=2940044338050

Herakleion Treasures

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/herakleion-treasures-laura-lane/1112136198?ean=2940044701557

Just Breathe

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/just-breathe-heather-allen/1113847213?ean=2940045082440

Dragon Tamer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-tamer-laura-lane/1111939387?ean=2940033297443

Four Fantastic

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/four-fantastic-middle-grade-reads-in-one-awesome-sampler-chris-odowd/1121774045?ean=9781250084514

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Protector

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/protector-vivian-lane/1122938461?ean=2940152459739

The Energy Room

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-energy-room-styna-lane/1116859237?ean=2940045709385

Contamination

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/contamination-tw-piperbrook/1122112296?ean=2940152386226

Zombie Chronicles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-zombie-chronicles-box-set-chrissy-peebles/1124932832?ean=2940153533483

The Last

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-last-michael-john-grist/1123836231?ean=2940152595161

Since the Sirens

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/since-the-sirens-ee-isherwood/1123909899?ean=2940153248134

Zombie Island

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombie-island-samantha-hoffman/1111650108?ean=2940033262656

Squire Chloe's Demon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/squire-chloes-demon-harper-peace/1120057271?ean=2940151745598

Clay for Ellen (A Tale of Glamours)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clay-for-ellen-harper-peace/1116947039?ean=2940152181647

Ardalia: The Breath of Aoles (Book One)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ardalia-alan-spade/1118861101?ean=2940152855999

The Ghost of Nan Clarks Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ghost-of-nan-clarks-lane-shalini-boland/1115766639?ean=2940044582880

Revolt

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolt-of-the-rats-reed-blitzerman/1124114744?ean=2940153493138

The Haunting of Winchester Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-haunting-of-winchester-lane-ashton-raze/1121107636?ean=2940046532425

Bitten

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bitten-by-a-vampire-td-reed/1123729776?ean=2940153198118

Grosvenor Lane Ghost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grosvenor-lane-ghost-jeremy-tyrrell/1120385725?ean=2940046187342

Jane the Hippie

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jane-the-hippie-vampire-lisa-lane/1122136731?ean=2940151975483

NONFICTION

Switching Lanes on Life's Journey

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/switching-lanes-on-lifes-journey-alexandra-b-kelemen/1115318394?ean=2940044737310

Transformer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/transformer-victor-bockris/1118926192?ean=9780007589661

Self Publishing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-self-publishing-tools-of-trade-every-author-must-know-lama-jabr/1124564877?ean=2940153389363

The Lives of Others: Discover the Hidden Lives of Some of Our Favorite Atria Authors

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lives-of-others-jessica-buchanan/1115808901?ean=9781476740355

Trading Strategy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trading-strategy-100-steve-ryan/1122455756?ean=2940151979337

My Sixty Years on the Plains: Trapping, Trading, and Indian Fighting

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-sixty-years-on-the-plains-trapping-trading-and-indian-fighting-william-thomas-hamilton/1025684610?ean=9781632200563

The Prince of Counterterrorism

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-prince-of-counterterrorism-bruce-riedel/1122706117?ean=9780815728665

50 Pips a Day

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-pips-a-day-forex-strategy-forex-trading-system-laurentiu-damir/1113785939?ean=9781300323204

Serial Killers: 101

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/serial-killers-jack-rosewood/1123720408?ean=2940153241531

My Quest For Peace: One Israeli's Journey From Hatred To Peacemaking

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-quest-for-peace-jonathan-kis-lev/1125069811?ean=2940153824116

Gardening

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gardening-101-henry-owen/1121413598?ean=2940046627893

Scrapbooking

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-scapbooking-tips-sallie-stone/1124685456?ean=2940156927173

Saving Money

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-money-zach-lees/1123393348?ean=2940152613926

Woodworking

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/woodworking-for-beginners-peter-woodrow/1123314736?ean=2940152777857

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Asthma Cats

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/asthma-cats-hacking-feline-asthma-19-tactics-to-help-your-kitty-catch-their-breath-again-chronic-bronchitis-allergic-rhinitis-other-cat-or-kitten-respiratory-disease-treatment-brady-nelson-rrt/1124497611?ean=2940153384092

Purple Stew

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/purple-stew-karen-tompkins/1119700258?ean=9781312078802

Keto Diet

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-keto-diet-101-donnell-harris/1124750428?ean=2940153763279

Ayurveda

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ayurveda-101-advait/1120864169?ean=2940046440652

Yoga

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-yoga-beginners-bible-tai-morello/1123507267?ean=2940152910766

High Fiber Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-fiber-guardians-favorite-high-fiber-foods-jordan-ring/1124893488?ean=2940153784168

COOKING

Easy Vegetarian Cooking

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/easy-vegetarian-cooking-gina-the-veggie-goddess-matthews/1114042391?ean=2940045131476

Vegan Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vegan-diet-timothy-pyke/1123768225?ean=2940153240251

Vegetarian Recipe Sampler

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vegetarian-recipe-sampler-sarah-matheny/1120548908?ean=9781460349267

Low Carb Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-low-carb-recipes-the-cookbook-joseph-atkinson/1122609793?ean=2940152255522

Paleo Diet

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-diet-timothy-pyke/1123768237?ean=2940153223360

Slow Cooking Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slow-cooking-recipes-rita-white/1125105979?ean=2940153839783

Favorite Muffin Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-muffin-recipes-dennis-weaver/1123012808?ean=9781329694316

50 Italian Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/italian-dishes-abelie-holly/1125105980?ean=2940153839790

30 Best Restaurant Recipe Hacks: Make Your Restaurant Favorites At Home

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-best-restaurant-recipe-hacks-amanda-land/1121826826?ean=2940151557306

BenBella

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/benbellas-best-of-plant-based-eating-benbella-vegan/1120640607?ean=9781942952398

101 Tips And Techniques For Cooking Like A Chef

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-tips-and-techniques-for-cooking-like-a-chef-sallie-stone/1124681402?ean=2940156897742

Favorite Christmas Cookies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-christmas-cookies-helen-scott-taylor/1120564079?ean=2940046231441

Favorite Cookie Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-cookie-recipes-dennis-weaver/1122921206?ean=9781329650725

ROMANCE

Montana Reunion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/montana-reunion-soraya-lane/1119974341?ean=2940149654055

Breathe For Me (Be for Me: Xander)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breathe-for-me-natalie-anderson/1118949598?ean=2940045779388

It's Not My Favorite (The Lake Effect Series, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/its-not-my-favorite-rue/1119403830?ean=2940152506235

Young Perfection

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/young-perfection-charlie-reed/1123900840?ean=2940153183152

Floured

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/floured-lane-martin/1122938294?ean=2940152463088

The Ghost of Christmas Past

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ghost-of-christmas-past-tracy-lane/1114043107?ean=2940045132367

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Romance Through the Eras: 14 Excerpts

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/romance-through-the-eras-barbara-bettis/1121816643?ean=2940152206265

Slender Reeds: Jochebed's Hope

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slender-reeds-texie-susan-gregory/1123475785?ean=9781683222033

Lorna

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorna-loves-a-lawyer-linda-k-hubalek/1124220601?ean=2940153255804

A Bride for Carleton

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-carlton-karla-gracey/1123871530?ean=2940153219103

A Glimmer of Hope

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940153324265

Surviving San Francisco

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/surviving-san-francisco-susan-oloier/1123165797?ean=2940152623581

Sneak Peek

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sneak-peek-samplers-jacqueline-diamond/1124182780?ean=2940153370262

Hearts on the Window

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearts-on-the-window-amanda-hamm/1123974643?ean=2940153091679

Saving Hope

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-hope-mia-hartley/1123873360?ean=2940153223094

Koya's Choice

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/koyas-choice-elly-kamari/1125320727?ean=2940153904047

FICTION

War and Peace

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-and-peace-leo-tolstoy/1119057074?ean=9781476789477

The House on Lantern Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-house-on-lantern-lane-bernard-schaffer/1115446270?ean=2940044548671

Read Before Eating

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/read-before-eating-heather-bertinetti/1117519884?ean=9781476772448

Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stories-on-the-go-101-very-short-stories-by-101-authors-hugh-howey/1120915539?ean=2940151725712

A Breath of Fresh Air

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-breath-of-fresh-air-kalyssa-powell/1123678253?ean=2940153228044

Cold Christmas Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cold-christmas-lane-edgar-million/1123229577?ean=2940152562453

Packet Trade (Devi Jones' Locker, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/packet-trade-darusha-wehm/1123308432?ean=2940152691412

Erotic Tales

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/erotic-tales-five-erotic-stories-soccer-mom-erica-lane/1120953173?ean=9781312749900

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

7 Color Meditation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-7-colour-meditation-peter-harris/1118723824?ean=2940045708944

Meditation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/meditation-carl-preston/1124415589?ean=2940153682501

Astrology

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/astrology-101-alanna-kaivalya/1124088684?ean=2940153179322

Favorite Prayers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-prayers-for-nook-mark-haynes/1115119026?ean=2940016606309

Favorite Parables

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/favorite-parables-from-jesus-of-nazareth-john-zehring/1124987250?ean=2940153794822

Faith Notes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-faith-notes-pauline-creeden/1107044086?ean=2940045537841

The Light Leads to Hope and Peace (Reflections of Faith, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-light-leads-to-hope-and-peace-c-l-wells/1125245304?ean=2940153557908

Be Still

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/be-still-chris-wright/1122604532?ean=2940152121926

Peace

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/peace-beau-norton/1124093431?ean=2940153317182

108 Paths

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/108-paths-to-peace-michael-hetherington/1121818676?ean=2940151902151

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

The End of the Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-end-of-the-lane-mk-jacobs/1121368492?ean=2940151684965

Every Breath

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/every-breath-you-take-jay-zendrowski/1125408223?ean=2940153931128

My Favorite Corpse

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-favorite-corpse-kathy-carmichael/1112373503?ean=2940151671156

Nailgun

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nailgun-messiah-jim-heskett/1123741742?ean=2940153232829

Breathe for Me

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breathe-for-me-edward-w-robertson/1113574968?ean=2940045012515

Man Cave

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murdered-in-the-man-cave-rbarri-flowers/1120108392?ean=2940150675346

Death in the Fast Lane

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-in-the-fast-lane-kirk-alex/1120033145?ean=2940046289640

Lane 1 Closure

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lane-1-closure-tony-spencer/1114044461?ean=2940045145428

FOREIGN

Alles auf

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alles-auf-anfang-melina-dangeli/1123731543?ean=9783736894648

Paper Swan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/xxl-leseprobe-patricia-woitynek/1124900416?ean=9783736304987

Männer die nicht weinen - Erster Akt

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/m-nner-die-nicht-weinen-erster-akt-robin-theis/1125141060?ean=9783739682693

Nicht mehr als 100!: 33 Drabbles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nicht-mehr-als-100-stefan-wellmann/1123900482?ean=9783739658209

Alles, nur nicht Honolulu!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alles-nur-nicht-honolulu-nele-betra/1121065734?ean=9783736870680

Ich bin nicht Mary!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ich-bin-nicht-mary-lucy-sky/1113035814?ean=2940044677067

COVER ART

Jax

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jax-lane-hart/1122397831?ean=2940153766607

For the Frat Boy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/for-the-frat-boy-1-chad-lane/1120081825?ean=9781501414718

Eternal Breath

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternal-breath-of-darkness-candice-stauffer/1106838464?ean=2940033062621

Tease

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tease-tracy-reed/1124235416?ean=2940153402857

PSYCHOLOGY

Affirmations

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-amazing-affirmations-for-self-esteem-success-beau-norton/1125111911?ean=2940153509952

Productivity

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/effortless-productivity-beau-norton/1124115908?ean=2940153407791

Escaping the Matrix

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/escaping-the-matrix-edwin-harkness-spina/1103531108?ean=2940033273492

Self Help 101

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/self-help-101-or-lg-keltner/1122797603?ean=2940152405781

Mindfulness

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mindfulness-mike-mitchell/1121877461?ean=2940152228168

Motivation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/motivation-101-paul-brodie/1123678336?ean=2940153191508

Self Help

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/self-help-101-rahul-badami/1117953084?ean=2940045543545

Get More Done

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/get-more-done-in-less-time-beau-norton/1122669546?ean=2940152267440

HUMOR

My Romantic Comedy - Once Upon a Time

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-romantic-comedy-once-upon-a-time-mary-kelly-reed/1125139292?ean=2940046264531

She Drives Me Crazy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/she-drives-me-crazy-celia-rivenbark/1102527059?ean=9781429956659

My Favorite Husband

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-favorite-husband-pam-mccutcheon/1005956186?ean=2940150319417

POETRY

Stewed Rhymes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stewed-rhymes-gerrard-wllson/1120057368?ean=2940044507012
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