Sunday, August 20, 2017

Free Classics on Amazon

.
.
.
Last

https://www.amazon.com/Last-Mohicans-James-Fenimore-Cooper-ebook/dp/B074QRCD7P/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Mysterious

https://www.amazon.com/Mysterious-Island-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B073SMRGDS/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Island

https://www.amazon.com/Island-Dr-Moreau-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B072Z5D9TM/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Three

https://www.amazon.com/Three-Musketeers-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B073SMM282/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_9?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Oliver

https://www.amazon.com/Oliver-Twist-Classics-Charles-Dickens-ebook/dp/B073GHP2FN/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_11?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Pride

https://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-AmazonClassics-Jane-Austen-ebook/dp/B071SKHMDL/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_13?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Jane

https://www.amazon.com/Jane-Eyre-AmazonClassics-Charlotte-Bront%C3%AB-ebook/dp/B0721B7NPX/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_14?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Black

https://www.amazon.com/Black-Beauty-Dream-Classics-Sewell-ebook/dp/B0737YXYN6/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_15?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Wonderful

https://www.amazon.com/Wonderful-Wizard-Oz-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B073GF1M1Z/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_16?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Three

https://www.amazon.com/Three-Men-Boat-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B072TTJVJD/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_18?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Wuthering

https://www.amazon.com/Wuthering-Heights-AmazonClassics-Emily-Bront%C3%AB-ebook/dp/B073QM98F5/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_19?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Little

https://www.amazon.com/Little-Women-Classics-Louisa-Alcott-ebook/dp/B072S79HNS/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_20?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PN8W99YRZDQ8X2GPF3V3

Treasure

https://www.amazon.com/Treasure-Island-AmazonClassics-Robert-Stevenson-ebook/dp/B072Q1KBRT/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_21?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T67D3HM5246ST757Q89V

Hunchback

https://www.amazon.com/Hunchback-Notre-Dame-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B074GK3526/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_22?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T67D3HM5246ST757Q89V

Iliad

https://www.amazon.com/Iliad-Odyssey-Dream-Classics-ebook/dp/B073SMQ7TV/ref=zg_bs_157050011_f_23?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T67D3HM5246ST757Q89V
.
.
.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

.
.
.
(^_^) - And how well can *you* play?

A man walks into a bar with a large suitcase in one on hand. Tossing it casually up on the bar, he orders a beer.

"What have you got there?" The bartender asks. The man gives him a mean look, opens the suitcase, and pulls out out a tiny replica of a piano. He places it on the bar in front of the bartender. "Well, that's interesting," the bartender says.

"You haven't seen it all." The man snaps, turning back to the suitcase. "Come on, Joe." Out of the suitcase climbs a little man only about a foot tall, who proceeds to sit down at the piano and play several pieces by Chopin flawlessly. The bartender is very much impressed.

"My goodness!" he says. "Where did you find him??"

"Well, I was walking along the beach one day," the man says, as the little man climbs back into the suitcase, "and I came across this really old bottle. So I opened it up. There was a genie inside, and she gave me one wish."

"And that was your wish?" The bartender asks incredulously, pointing to the piano.

"No," the man said. "The genie had been in that bottle for so long she had become hard of hearing. So I didn't get my real wish. And now, for the rest of my life, I'm stuck with this twelve inch pianist."

Friday, August 18, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection

.
.
.
B&N Free Friday Selection

DAMAGED (The Kate Lange Thriller Series, #1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/damaged-pamela-callow/1100345767?ean=2940153177311

.
.
.

Free Books August 18, 2017 ...

.
.
.
.
.
.

LIST FOR FRIDAY Aug 18, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

 Fire in the Sky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-saw-fire-in-the-sky-gerrard-wilson/1122417698?ean=9781326354961

What Do You See?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-do-you-see-an-animal-guessing-game-faiza-raintree/1114971223?ean=2940044401259

When Did You See Her Last?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-did-you-see-her-last-lemony-snicket/1114733638?ean=9780316278386

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

They Came, They Saw, They Took the Tinfoil

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/they-came-they-saw-they-took-the-tinfoil-m-t-mcguire/1022595225?ean=2940000893456

The Princess and Curdie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/princess-and-curdie-george-macdonald/1100121545?ean=2940012960412

Pirates of the Storm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pirates-of-the-storm-fletcher-best/1118177848?ean=2940045559881

See for Yourself

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-for-yourself-nicholas-stillman/1125895630?ean=2940154296561

Towerld Level 0001: Escape from the Flooded Floor

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/towerld-level-0001-doctor-deicide/1116958554?ean=9781312488427

A Djinn

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-djinn-lotta-fairies-and-sundry-gods-gregory-flood/1125203436?ean=2940156908561

Balada

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/balada-solea-razvan/1121718517?ean=2940151861069

His Work To See

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/his-work-to-see-richard-wright/1112036298?ean=2940044670938

Black Sea

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-sea-deluge-a-flood-myth-short-story-lisa-shea/1126051329?ean=2940154310502

See The Stars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-the-stars-john-davenport/1123575007?ean=2940152932768

Monster Maelstrom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-maelstrom-george-donnelly/1124865770?ean=2940156786657

Clean Hands (The Womb, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-hands-richard-b-knight/1122344204?ean=2940152240603

Red Flood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-flood-nocomus-columbus/1118821459?ean=2940045723190

We Have Seen

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/we-have-seen-the-enemy-and-they-are-odd-christopher-gray/1117524817?ean=9780986836466

NONFICTION

The Ten Best Bond Movies...Ever! #10 Thunderball

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ten-best-bond-moviesever-10-thunderball-mark-williams/1121713299?ean=9788826071930

Summer Jobs

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/summer-camp-jobs-victoria-virgo/1122042858?ean=2940152148626

Employee Awareness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-best-practices-guide-for-comprehensive-employee-awareness-programs-tom-pendergast/1125991343?ean=2940157390167

Shopping Colors

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-make-all-your-best-shopping-color-choices-rb-spell/1126134537?ean=2940154317204

Digital Market

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beginners-guide-to-digital-marketing-romuald-andrade/1122116942?ean=2940152158663

Flood of 1965

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flood-of-1965-nancy-reil-riojas/1113063401?ean=2940032868323

Emergency

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/adbs-emergency-and-rehabilitation-assistance-on-flood-affected-areas-independent-evaluation-at-the-asian-development-bank/1114821387?ean=2940044362048

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Alkaline Drinks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alkaline-drinks-2-in-1-bundle-fruit-infused-water-smoothies-for-holistic-wellness-and-weight-loss-marta-tuchowska/1125138669?ean=2940153170756

Anti-Inflammatory

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anti-inflammatory-diet-elena-garcia/1126237548?ean=2940154312506

Clean Eating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-eating-alice-spring-clean-alice-liveing/1123426009?ean=9780008167196

Clean Eating for Foodies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-eating-for-foodies-chef-margot/1121320891?ean=2940046602586

Clean Eating Recipes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-eating-recipes-book-1-dale-l-roberts/1122766272?ean=2940152397888

more Clean Eating books:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-eating-elena-garcia/1126063101?ean=2940154285145

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-eating-kira-novac/1125152074?ean=2940153053134

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-food-diet-jonathan-vine/1120436173?ean=2940046252385

COOKING

Best in Class presented by the Infiniti QX60 Hybrid

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-in-class-presented-by-the-infiniti-qx60-hybrid-arthur-bovino-colman-andrews-editors-of-the-daily-meal/1117502549?ean=9781629213217

Bay Scallops

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bay-scallops-with-lemony-bow-tie-pasta-primavera-clean-eating-recipe-recipes-2-try/1123571667?ean=2940157973759

ROMANCE

If My Heart Could See You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-my-heart-could-see-you-sherry-ewing/1119965653?ean=2940149765324

The Face You See, The Broken Series Book I

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-face-you-see-the-broken-series-book-i-amelia-legend/1126941211?ean=2940154493045

Have You Seen Her?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/have-you-seen-her-t-j-robertson/1125821328?ean=2940154018163

When I See Your Face

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-i-see-your-face-devika-fernando/1118892799?ean=2940045747035

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Those Who Will Not See Him!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/those-who-will-not-see-him-zacharias-tanee-fomum/1123779255?ean=2940153011042

A Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-chance-for-love-d-l-biranen/1125684054?ean=2940154053157

A Night at the Opera

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-night-at-the-opera-apollos-rivoire-jr/1121667277?ean=2940151844376

Marquess

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-regency-romance-jessie-bennett/1125397387?ean=2940154170526

Arranged Wedding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arranged-wedding-fears-roxanne-amour/1125852900?ean=2940154195239

Before Us

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-us-roberta-capizzi/1123126736?ean=2940152515992

Beyond 24

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-24-prakash-hegade/1125408210?ean=2940153930992

Catching Onix

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Always

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/always-jerusha-moors/1123521466?ean=2940152919424

Amish Cooking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-amish-cooking-class-the-blessing-wanda-e-brunstetter/1125167274?ean=9781683226536

An Heir

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-heir-for-pemberley-jane-grix/1123671585?ean=2940153206196

Second Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-second-chance-sandra-becker/1123382907?ean=2940152609943

Alexandra

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864


Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940153324265

FICTION

Latin Lovers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/latin-lovers-erasmo-guerra/1003572119?ean=2940152457162

Clean Slate

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-slate-kenny-kemp/1101222122?ean=2940011289828

Bite Sized Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bite-sized-stories-george-donnelly/1124651837?ean=2940157129811

Getaway

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-clean-getaway-bobby-mathews/1108565388?ean=2940033007196

Jungle Book

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-jungle-book-the-second-jungle-book-rudyard-kipling/1123082366?ean=2940012478320

Mullins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mullins-collection-of-best-new-fiction-aaron-mullins/1109677461?ean=2940033082551

A Girl's Best Friend

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-girls-best-friend-michael-d-britton/1114142514?ean=2940044215863

Short Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-short-stories-2013-justin-blaney/1118033711?ean=2940045555920

The Devil Knows Best

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-devil-knows-best-ryan-moehring/1105609847?ean=2940011495465

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

As Pilgrims Progress - Learning How Christians Can Walk Hand In Hand When They Don't See Eye to Eye

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/as-pilgrims-progress-learning-how-christians-can-walk-hand-in-hand-when-they-dont-see-eye-to-eye-stephen-john-march/1120347988?ean=9781326006983

Judaism in a Nutshell: The Jewish Calendar

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judaism-in-a-nutshell-see-el-flores/1116986041?ean=2940045287135

From Creation

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/from-creation-to-the-flood-robert-l-gielow/1122928282?ean=2940152455151

Why I Do Not Believe in a World-wide Flood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-i-do-not-believe-in-a-world-wide-flood-dr-michael-jarvis/1119222336?ean=2940045823852

When In Doubt

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-in-doubt-the-best-way-to-achieve-your-dream-is-to-use-a-good-coachs-hand-izhar-perlman/1123429689?ean=2940152700435

The best of Thomas Troward

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-of-thomas-troward-thomas-troward/1125511202?ean=9788822892942

Angels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-introduction-to-angels-best-of-you-today-best-of-you-today/1114796552?ean=2940044356832

Noah's Flood: Worldwide Genocide ... from the God of Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noahs-flood-stuart-lorde/1121400314?ean=2940046019421

more in series:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/satan-hitch-and-snikwad-face-their-demons-stuart-lorde/1121400312?ean=2940046027815

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/creation-stuart-lorde/1121400313?ean=2940046027822

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

For Anyone to See (An Olivia Hutchinson Mystery)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/for-anyone-to-see-leigh-grayson/1113576136?ean=2940044984363

Gossiping Gourmet

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gossiping-gourmet-martin-brown/1123108370?ean=2940157986186

Harrowing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harrowing-part-1-edwin-tipple/1123544605?ean=2940152808063

A Good Clean

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-good-clean-a-harsh-clean-brian-martinez/1027248768?ean=2940011120824

Served Cold

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/best-served-cold-mark-mcginn/1117236892?ean=2940045342063

Flood Insurance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flood-insurance-james-walker-riley/1122300029?ean=2940152029406

Perfect Cover

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/perfect-cover-mark-mcginn/1118048177?ean=2940045556248

Murder the Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-the-past-laura-haley-mcneil/1117433205?ean=2940045416238

The Trial of Gideon: And Countess Almara's Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-trial-of-gideon-julian-hawthorne/1021195277?ean=2940026027651

The Paper Saint

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-paper-saint-dennis-patrick-best/1111649809?ean=2940033257584

Conspiracy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/conspiracy-to-murder-ari-rose/1126941407?ean=2940154737514

Sissingham Hall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-murder-at-sissingham-hall-clara-benson/1115125007?ean=2940158791789

Beyond Secrets

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-secrets-the-art-of-murder-db-jones/1126377592?ean=2940154361672

Full Bodied

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/full-bodied-wine-biddy-jenkinson/1120799202?ean=2940046410785

My First Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-first-murder-susan-baker/1102509495?ean=2940153386638

Newsdesk

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-from-the-newsdesk-peter-bartram/1123720413?ean=2940153196657

Honeymoon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-by-honeymoon-jaden-skye/1102184504?ean=2940012382986

College Dorm Murder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/college-dorm-murder-mystery-prom-night-romance-deadly-disaster-cinderella-free-lance/1124582873?ean=9781312211186

Murder Pact

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-pact-andre-mwansa/1126702219?ean=2940154444467

Half Moon Bay

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-half-moon-bay-book-1-nancy-jill-thames/1115380572?ean=2940044538481

Mistletoe

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-under-the-mistletoe-janice-l-davis/1113743547?ean=2940045034715

Light of the Moon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-the-light-of-the-moon-gary-hancock/1126336572?ean=2940154156995

Murder Mystery

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-murder-mystery-gerty-so/1113846257?ean=2940045076357

Comedy of Murders

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-comedy-of-murders-george-herman/1000406699?ean=2940153526706

Fabric

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-fabric-andrew-jennings/1119064271?ean=2940045803151

Murder in Harlem

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-murder-in-harlem-g-miki-hayden/1113031790?ean=2940032900887

11TH Hour

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/11th-hour-free-preview-james-patterson/1108179902?ean=9780316221771

Murder by Suicide

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-suicide-bryan-murphy/1114512395?ean=2940044297432

The Room

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-room-gavin-bell/1113573764?ean=2940044995543

SPECULATION / THEORIES

Climate Change

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/treat-climate-change-save-the-earth-amanda-rothman/1123539104?ean=2940153101897

The Return of the Giants: After Noah's Flood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-return-of-the-giants-timothy-duke/1125470889?ean=9781365637834

PSYCHOLOGY

The Best Course of Action

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-course-of-action-pedro-cortez-jr/1123641907?ean=2940152959307

Be Lonely, Be Your Best

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/be-lonely-be-your-best-santosh-jha/1123058170?ean=2940152493504

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Murder Most Barrow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-most-barrow-aaron-solomon/1126420647?ean=2940157253875

Otter Failure

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-otter-failure-tk-wade/1122874763?ean=2940152437102

HUMOR

When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-a-murder-plot-goes-wrong-andre-mwansa/1125821307?ean=2940154017982

Can You Imagine...?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/can-you-imagine-volume-i-the-best-of-furry-and-freaky-things-bobbi-g/1111816460?ean=2940033288243

300 Best Jokes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/300-best-jokes-donald-shaw/1125840259?ean=2940154034668

Clean Slate Complex (a daynight story)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-slate-complex-megan-thomason/1115214622?ean=2940044484306

 POETRY

To Computer Paint verse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-computer-paint-verse-using-acrylic-to-paint-which-is-best-for-my-artwork-miquel-marvin-samuels/1113035674?ean=2940044906167
.
.
.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

.
.
.
★☆★
5 Riddles

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.

Answers:

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

How did you do?

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Joke of the Day ..

.
.
.
(*_*) - Clever Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver :
We will heel you
We will save your sole...
We will even dye for you.


A sign over a Gynecologist's office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

At an Optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for...you've come to the right place.'

On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.'

At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.'

Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

.
.
.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

.
.
.
Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Sarah: I know! HIJKLMNO.
Teacher, confused: No, that's not right.
Sarah: But yesterday you said it was H to O.
===================================
The teacher wrote a sentence on the black board. It said, “I ain't had no fun the hole vacation.”
She asked the class, “How should I change this?”
Johnny raised his hand and answered, “Go to the beach.”

.
.
.