Saturday, June 24, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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How do apes fly above the jungle?

In hot air baboons!
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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?
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Ice berg-ers!
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Pun of the day .....


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

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Friday, June 23, 2017

B&N Free Friday Selection

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Free at posting:

B&N Free Friday Selection

Whom The Gods Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whom-the-gods-love-mm-perry/1125862775?ean=2940157562007
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Free Books Friday June 23, 2017 ...

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LIST FOR FRIDAY June 23, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Golden Wood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bridge-of-the-golden-wood-karl-beckstrand/1126373482?ean=2940157310851

Fractured

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fractured-worlds-dean-murray/1125335236?ean=2940157346867

The Revolutions of Caitlin Kelman (The Kelman Chronicles, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-revolutions-of-caitlin-kelman-matthew-luddon/1126063098?ean=2940154319215

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Hidden Deep (The Hidden Saga, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hidden-deep-amy-patrick/1122669534?ean=2940152278279

Into the Game

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-into-the-game-saul-tanpepper/1112350620?ean=2940014933469

World Whisperer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/world-whisperer-rachel-devenish-ford/1123704833?ean=2940154193020

Little Black Lies - Free Preview (First 5 Chapters)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-black-lies-sandra-block/1119678098?ean=9781455532568

The Girl Without a Name - Free Preview (first six chapters)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-girl-without-a-name-free-preview-sandra-block/1122222473?ean=9781455564095

Love in the Time of Global Warming: Chapters 1-5

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-in-the-time-of-global-warming-francesca-lia-block/1115426921?ean=9781466847668

Night Wars

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nightwars-jr-bergwick/1121285682?ean=9781312866584

Wolf Block

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wolf-block-stuart-j-whitmore/1119352795?ean=2940149492039

Hawk's Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hawks-bridge-the-bleak-wind-chronicles-book-one-d-n-bruce/1124925971?ean=9781326813338

Amanda

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amanda-ackers-and-the-deep-forest-elves-glennandsasha-gabriel/1108336388?ean=2940032975380

Waterfall Junction and The Narrow Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waterfall-junction-and-the-narrow-bridge-jeremy-bursey/1123507557?ean=2940152913750

Independence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/independence-alasdair-shaw/1121679098?ean=2940151435567

Revolution (Chronicles of Charanthe #2)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolution-rachel-cotterill/1107485438?ean=2940032849551

Stranger

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stranger-worlds-am-yates/1125546035?ean=2940154162804

Aijlan - The Silk Revolution (The Lords of Misrule, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/aijlan-the-silk-revolution-andy-graham/1123506805?ean=2940152858365

Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolution-gail-r-delaney-jr/1111849665?ean=2940153246581

Deep Space

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-space-brett-p-s/1122703506?ean=2940152370560

Powdered Bones

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/powdered-bones-h-jason-schulz/1117192567?ean=2940045331951

Dark World

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-world-erica-stevens/1119608783?ean=9781498917230

Deep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-adam-moon/1115922466?ean=2940045403825

The If Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-if-bridge-s-j-armato/1105034591?ean=2940032891789

Deep Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-magic-gillian-st-kevern/1122798003?ean=2940152406900

That Which is Unexpected

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/that-which-is-unexpected-al-bridges/1114970792?ean=2940044405226

Deep Blue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-blue-secret-christie-anderson/1104681284?ean=2940044422377

NONFICTION

A Decade of Dating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-decade-of-dating-heather-steines/1125190140?ean=2940153548562

Bitcoin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bitcoin-revolution-steven-hager/1118140258?ean=2940045567503

Parenting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-parenting-revolution-sam-vickery/1123351135?ean=2940152602111

Fine Art

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fine-art-photography-kevin-cable/1114512212?ean=2940044298941

Going Around My Elbow: How we survived the first decade of the 21st Century! ePub

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/going-around-my-elbow-ken-hubbell/1114067021?ean=9780557509690

Point Pleasant

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-battle-of-point-pleasant-colin-mustful/1118325173?ean=9781304784896

Crime

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crime-in-the-community-cecilia-peartree/1028581957?ean=2940011133053

Violence in Rugby

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/violence-in-rugby-john-h-kerr/1114042014?ean=2940045110006

Disk Golf

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3t-revolution-disc-golf-unleashed-ramsport-usa/1119856875?ean=2940046025620

Disability

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/disability-support-services-handbook-rochester-community-and-technical-college/1104808702?ean=2940011370144

Living with the Brooklyn Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/living-with-the-brooklyn-bridge-patricia-ryan/1117165490?ean=2940045328418

Association Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2017-community-association-law-resource-book-epsten-grinnell-howell/1125158196?ean=2940153375120

Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2016-community-association-law-resource-book-esq-susan-m-hawks-mcclintic-susan/1122953128?ean=2940152697575

The Pink Community - The Facts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-pink-community-the-facts-ms-christina-engela/1125695967?ean=9781365715761

The Decade Time Forgot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-decade-time-forgot-max-m-power/1113023254?ean=2940011204456

REVOLUTION OR EXTINCTION

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolution-or-extinction-revolution-or-extinction-mark-lee-krangle/1114719603?ean=2940148163091

Grassroots

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grassroots-handbook-for-effective-community-organizing-patrick-mcelligott/1113038516?ean=2940044900370

Retrieving Canceled Memories of a UFO Encounter Decades in the Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/retrieving-canceled-memories-of-a-ufo-encounter-decades-in-the-past-henry-steele/1126466229?ean=2940154386965

Market Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-7-deadly-sins-of-market-abuse-planetcompliance/1123789295?ean=2940153015491

Four Decades through Thick & Thin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/four-decades-through-thick-thin-n-sreenivasan/1125494523?ean=2940153962030

more by this author:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22N%20Sreenivasan%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

The History of the Shreveport Fire Department's Bomb Squad

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-history-of-the-shreveport-fire-departments-bomb-squad-gene-barattini/1113546872?ean=9781257307463

Retaining Walls

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/commercial-retaining-walls-installation-manual-for-allan-block-wall-systems-allan-block/1113852994?ean=9787496590048

Allan Block Fence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/allan-block-fence-for-south-carolina-dot-allan-block/1109863742?ean=9787496590031

HEALTH/WELLNESS

3 Decades of Training & Observations of Truth

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-decades-of-training-observations-of-truth-david-winkler/1117557866?ean=2940045454513

The Resistance Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-resistance-revolution-rodney-page/1122636612?ean=2940152340075

36 Exercises

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/block-busters-36-exercises-to-break-your-creative-blocks-gregory-f-huff/1124144457?ean=2940153135649

Prescription Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prescription-drug-abuse-andy-meyer/1113021969?ean=2940000832752

Frankly Speaking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frankly-speaking-about-cancer-cancer-support-community/1121094889?ean=9780986280702

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frankly-speaking-about-cancer-cancer-support-community/1125165089?ean=2940157140434

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frankly-speaking-about-cancer-cancer-support-community/1125254118?ean=2940157142001

First Chakra

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-first-chakra-healing-book-clear-balance-issues-around-belonging-family-community-kg-stiles/1123052617?ean=2940152694956

COOKING

Cobblers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-world-of-cobblers-and-crisps-dennis-weaver/1122921230?ean=9781329654518

Superfoods

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/superfoods-jon-navarro/1123243566?ean=2940152697032

ROMANCE

Deep Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-down-brenda-rothert/1121863550?ean=2940151242097

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/western-romance-s-bridges/1122841799?ean=2940152416640

Kiss On The Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kiss-on-the-bridge-mark-stewart/1104561807?ean=2940011420061

Don't

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dont-let-it-show-tess-st-john/1104044350?ean=2940012801814

In Too Deep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-too-deep-mara-jacobs/1119882375?ean=2940149699421

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Deep River (Broken Saints, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-river-sherman-cox/1123896206?ean=2940154262498

A Bride for Pastor Dan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-bride-for-pastor-dan-katie-crabapple/1107458211?ean=2940032877646

French Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Bridging the Storm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bridging-the-storm-meredith-bond/1121380332?ean=2940151248723

A Bridge Unbroken

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-bridge-unbroken-cathy-bryant/1120335460?ean=2940154070635

Journey into the Deep

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/journey-into-the-deep-guy-s-stanton-iii/1119445737?ean=2940149647484

FICTION

Built For Abuse: Acting Monologues For Men

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/built-for-abuse-joshua-james/1124893496?ean=2940153784250

Several Fiction Stories:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Samantha%20Jacobey%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

In the Year of My Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-year-of-my-revolution-james-welsh/1122604344?ean=2940152125368

The Well

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/well-at-the-worlds-end-william-morris/1100383349?ean=9781497659759

High Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/high-bridge-troy-aaron-ratliff/1104361769?ean=2940011380341

Young Writers 2016

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2016-pickford-community-librarys-young-writers-workshop-anthology-of-short-stories-and-poetry-pickford-community-library-young-writers-workshop/1123789298?ean=2940153016122

2015

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2015-pickford-community-librarys-young-writers-workshop-anthology-of-short-stories-micro-and-flash-fiction-and-poetry-pickford-community-library-young-writers-workshop/1123350994?ean=2940152602166

The Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bridge-cb-hoffman/1021375301?ean=2940000835593

The Tenth Hole Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-tenth-hole-bridge-andy-wilkinson/1107395686?ean=2940032828839

Owl Creek

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/occurrence-at-owl-creek-bridge-ambrose-bierce/1102303984?ean=9786050345599

Bonus

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bonus-epilogue-tears-of-tess-pepper-winters/1124810510?ean=2940153554846

For Women

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/built-for-abuse-ii-joshua-james/1124893497?ean=2940153784267

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

What Does the Bible Say?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-does-the-bible-say-about-wine-and-alcohol-abuse-grace-communion-international/1114142099?ean=2940044212275

What Does the Bible Say About War and Violence?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/what-does-the-bible-say-about-war-and-violence-ralph-orr/1114769614?ean=2940044329638

Beginning Your Love Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beginning-your-love-revolution-matt-kahn/1124902571?ean=9781622039760

Non-Violence: Ahimsa

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/non-violence-dada-bhagwan/1123950679?ean=2940153863955

The Reason Revolution: Atheism, Secular Humanism, and the Collapse of Religion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-reason-revolution-dan-dana/1119908053?ean=2940046052541

Hear, Believe, Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hear-believe-act-andrew-weller/1125494365?ean=2940153961132

A Copernican Revolution in Ethics

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-copernican-revolution-in-ethics-magnus-vinding/1119878836?ean=9781498988995

Four Cornerstones

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/four-cornerstones-morgan-eckstein/1107759435?ean=2940032865667

Sins We Accept

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sins-we-accept-booklet-jerry-bridges/1116259119?ean=9781612917078

Searching

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/7-cups-for-the-searching-soul-the-7-cups-community/1123393184?ean=2940152613919

New Era

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-era-community-agni-yoga-society/1125726095?ean=2940153999838

Angel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/transforming-angel-true-story-of-an-inner-city-child-a-bridge-to-something-better-clair-hellen/1122662795?ean=2940152317145

Grace

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grace-abuse-john-c-fenn/1123028370?ean=2940152485608

Slander!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slander-what-does-the-bible-say-about-slander-sandra-houston/1122843167?ean=2940152689006

God Hates Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/god-hates-abuse-robin-mullins-senger/1123248305?ean=2940152567359

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Abuse of Chikara (book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/abuse-of-chikara-blackdynamiteg1/1123440954?ean=2940152629132

Water Under The Bridge: A Chilling Psychological Thriller

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/water-under-the-bridge-britney-king/1126254646?ean=2940153486208

Violence in the Blood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/violence-in-the-blood-mark-j-newman/1123887489?ean=2940153203829

Above

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/above-the-bridge-deborah-garner/1109686876?ean=2940157176044

The Bridge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bridge-kate-amedeo/1123459050?ean=2940152870169

A Bridge of Letters

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-bridge-of-letters-duncan-james/1117251436?ean=2940045349611

The Bridge To Caracas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bridge-to-caracas-stephen-douglass/1104734418?ean=2940153476025

The Cycle of Violence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cycle-of-violence-nathan-allen/1124241355?ean=9783739666501

Sudden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sudden-death-a-medical-mystery-thriller-short-story-pat-wilpenter/1123557057?ean=9781501474842

Deep Sleepers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deep-sleepers-adrian-wills/1117251541?ean=2940045348737

One Mile

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-mile-deep-long-time-dying-2-solomon-carter/1120320995?ean=2940046268584

FOREIGN

Por Todos

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/por-todos-los-medios-necesarios-jack-mars/1123895567?ean=2940158249914

Una Vez

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/una-vez-desaparecido-blake-pierce/1123740658?ean=2940158095689

Solo Un?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/solo-un-rumor-alexia-andrade/1124590754?ean=2940153724713

Beso

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/solo-un-beso-alexia-andrade/1122636550?ean=2940152339307

Rastro

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/un-rastro-de-muerte-blake-pierce/1126522160?ean=2940157399979

Amigo

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/un-buen-amigo-carolina-garz-n-rubiano/1125923870?ean=2940154049464

Causa

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/causa-para-matar-blake-pierce/1126512492?ean=2940157371159

Antes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/antes-de-que-mate-blake-pierce/1126513183?ean=2940157371579

COVER ART

Hot As Hell

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hot-as-hell-julie-ann-walker/1123861761?ean=9781492649441

Vampire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampires-kiss-ramona-gray/1120526975?ean=2940046223941

Lessons

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lessons-in-lust-tara-deep/1124137910?ean=2940153369662

PSYCHOLOGY

Sexual Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secret-revealed-by-the-pioneers-of-the-sexual-revolution-barbara-williamson/1122015587?ean=2940152148671

Signs of Sexual Abuse in Children

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/signs-of-sexual-abuse-in-children-jane-gilgun/1030022970?ean=2940011187445

Detecting the Potential for Violence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/detecting-the-potential-for-violence-jane-gilgun/1114045216?ean=2940044201590

Foundations

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-foundations-of-personal-revolution-oli-anderson/1123150465?ean=2940152528190

Elder Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/elder-abuse-netce/1125737895?ean=2940157238872

Child Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/child-abuse-max-klein/1123106359?ean=2940152501049

From Extreme Violence to the Problem of Civility

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/from-extreme-violence-to-the-problem-of-civility-tienne-balibar/1121725752?ean=9780231540438

School Violence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/school-violence-workplace-violence-jane-gilgun/1112805662?ean=2940000834541

Why They Do It: Beliefs & Emotional Gratification Lead to Violence

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-they-do-it-jane-gilgun/1113007824?ean=2940000903049

Domestic Violence: The Kentucky Requirement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/domestic-violence-netce/1126373658?ean=2940157311131

How to Help a Friend in an Abusive Relationship

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-help-a-friend-in-an-abusive-relationship-donna-j-farris/1105098603?ean=2940011469824

For Teens

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/just-for-teens-jaime-buckley/1120687460?ean=2940046382556

Meth Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-parents-guide-to-meth-abuse-mark-little/1020987776?ean=2940000825877

Wounds

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/healing-the-wounds-of-abuse-paul-liederman-md/1126321208?ean=2940157539825

Ending the Cycle

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ending-the-cycle-of-abuse-monte-perron/1123368511?ean=2940152862140

Spousal Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spousal-abuse-nelson-lynch/1104562233?ean=2940011412523

Substance Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/substance-abuse-six-pack-six-addiction-classics-thomas-de-quincey/1122302594?ean=2940150938687

Killing Buddha - An Account of Surviving Abuse and Therapy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killing-buddha-an-account-of-surviving-abuse-and-therapy-dagmar-m/1119917887?ean=9781291752281

60 Adulting Pellets for Survivors of Childhood Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/60-adulting-pellets-for-survivors-of-childhood-abuse-promise-aseda/1126551292?ean=2940154407929

A Guide To Get Thru Abuse

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-guide-to-get-thru-abuse-gerty-so/1113575324?ean=2940044973084

HUMOR

1950s: The Decade of Perfect Housewives, Cadillacs & Zombies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1950s-eduard-joseph/1119843640?ean=2940046020298

They Win. You Lose.: Sex, Violence & Songs from the Shows

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/they-win-you-lose-stan-arnold/1121869693?ean=2940011518577

Revolutions for Fun and Profit!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolutions-for-fun-and-profit-ryan-shattuck/1113022415?ean=2940011080234
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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Summer Rerun ...

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This is a list from the past. Many of these books are still free.


http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/02/free-friday-nook-books.html

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Joke of the Day ..

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A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"


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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - FAMOUS QUOTES

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy and Billy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet:
If it tastes good spit it out.
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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

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What do cheerleaders drink before a basketball game?

Root beer
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Why can't the bicycle stand up on its own?

Because it's two tired.

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