Sunday, March 1, 2015

Jokes of the day ...

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What did the mommy train say to the baby train during dinner?
Chew chew!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
 Because she had bright students!


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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Tongue twister of the day ...

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I'm a fig plucker I pluck figs. I'm the best fig plucker that ever plucked figs.


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Amazing facts of the day ....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laMV4GR5y7w


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Jokes of the day ....

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Why do cars smell?
Because they’re full of gas!
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
A teapot!


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Friday, February 27, 2015

Jokes of the Day ....

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What building has the most stories?
The library!
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What did one paper towel say to the other?
“These people keeping ripping me off!”


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Thursday, February 26, 2015

Amazing facts of the day ....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SxyR7OIQPo


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Quote of the day ....

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“Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.”
― Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic


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