Sunday, November 19, 2017

Joke of the Day

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How do elephants cheer each other up when they are sick?
With a ‘Get Well-ephant’ card!
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How did the octopus set up camp so quickly?
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It was good with tent-acles!
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Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks!
Just let me take a few notes!

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Saturday, November 18, 2017

Joke of the Day

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The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.

"Around three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay - now get out and don't come back!"

Without a word the young man turned around and quickly left the building. 

Turning to one of the supervisors, the owner said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"


"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"


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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Free Books Nov 17, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Nov 17, 2017
Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


CHILDREN/YA

Ballad

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ballad-of-tom-the-turkey-aldred-chase/1126628436?ean=2940154713877

Adventures

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-adventures-of-chucky-and-ginger-as-told-to-little-cowboy-jarles-alberg/1115563797?ean=9781483453224

Puppy Coloring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/puppy-coloring-jasmine-taylor/1126163518?ean=2940154095195

Horse Coloring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/horse-coloring-jasmine-taylor/1126163510?ean=2940154095119

Kitten Coloring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kitten-coloring-jasmine-taylor/1126163508?ean=2940154095096

Train Coloring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-coloring-jasmine-taylor/1126254464?ean=2940154129791

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Bound

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bound-by-honor-asher-north/1127001411?ean=2940158561030

Shannon (The Angelis Vampire Series Book 1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shannon-shane-north/1120865430?ean=2940046451009

Courage (the Dreughan, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courage-lena-north/1125994977?ean=2940154308998

Brightest Kind of Darkness, YA Paranormal Romance (Book #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brightest-kind-of-darkness-ya-paranormal-romance-pt-michelle/1106016258?ean=2940148439080

Darkness Awakened

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/darkness-awakened-katie-reus/1117263427?ean=2940148720683

Love is Darkness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-is-darkness-caroline-hanson/1105146079?ean=2940045577410

Ethan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ethan-pt-michelle/1114134012?ean=2940148544630

Exposed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/exposed-in-darkness-heather-sunseri/1124811175?ean=2940156872138

ARMS War for Eden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arms-war-for-eden-stephen-arseneault/1124518626?ean=2940153709291

Ancient

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ancient-blood-of-the-vampire-and-werewolf-wj-may/1121902170?ean=2940152155235

Survivor

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/survivors-angela-white/1103126020?ean=2940012052056

Blood Lines

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-lines-darla-dunbar/1125593816?ean=2940154251782

Mutation

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mutation-nerys-wheatley/1125382760?ean=2940157174385

Into

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/into-the-darkness-nora-ash/1122273837?ean=2940157323448

Blood and Snow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-and-snow-volumes-1-4-rashelle-workman/1112888854?ean=2940045442459

War of the Fae

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-of-the-fae-book-1-elle-casey/1122057950?ean=2940013903258

Darkness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/darkness-paul-whybrow/1121099516?ean=2940045805711

Shade

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-shade-of-darkness-cm-owens/1119565753?ean=9781498964951

Storm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-storm-and-the-darkness-sarah-m-cradit/1115922678?ean=2940148254867

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Healthy Care

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/healthy-care-health-insurance-advice-eva-zonnios/1126331082?ean=2940154338001

NONFICTION

Gorgui

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gorgui-and-his-four-wives-mark-williams/1124503700?ean=2940153521114

Turkish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/turkish-dynamics-ersin-kalaycioglu/1100413120?ean=9780230204249

Vital

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vital-xavier-neal/1126576637?ean=2940154708651

Propaganda

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-propaganda-is-used-to-turn-anyone-against-you-antonio-hall/1123172331?ean=9781329090187

HTML

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ultra-html-reference-mike-abelar/1123225801?ean=2940152555769

Scrapyard

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/scrapyard-ship-star-watch-reference-guide-mark-mcginnis/1125517077?ean=2940157293673

Breastfeeding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breastfeeding-quick-reference-guide-university-of-rochester-medical-center-dcpm/1110195984?ean=9781105601170

Ground Rules

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ground-rules-for-writers-sheryl-wright/1124857050?ean=2940153494906

Blue Angels

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blue-angels-aerobatic-manuevers-for-kids-quick-reference-guide-eric-z/1124433492?ean=2940153408736

Solar Reference

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sunnys-guide-solar-reference-marc-underwood/1119899223?ean=2940046048360

Referencing, Citation and Bibliography Style Guide

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/referencing-citation-and-bibliography-style-guide-grant-andrews/1127049344?ean=2940154532607

Periodic Table

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/free-periodic-table-of-the-chemical-elements-mobilereference/1019292257?ean=9781607787990

Programming Windows Store Apps with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/programming-windows-store-apps-with-html-css-and-javascript-kraig-brockschmidt/1120079857?ean=9780735695702

Creating Mobile Apps with Xamarin.Forms Preview Edition 2

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/creating-mobile-apps-with-xamarinforms-preview-edition-2-charles-petzold/1121637739?ean=9780735697379

APA Style: The Reference List Checklist

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/apa-style-patrick-huwyler/1126050958?ean=2940154076880

Managing Agile Open-Source Software Projects with Visual Studio Online

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/managing-agile-open-source-software-projects-with-visual-studio-online-brian-blackman/1121678760?ean=9781509300693

Glbasic Programmers Reference Guide: Third Edition

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/glbasic-programmers-reference-guide-mr-nicholas-j-kingsley/1124298453?ean=9781326764760

Boxing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/boxing-science-skills-book-a-reference-guide-for-boxing-beginners-chadrick-wigle/1112317758?ean=2940044725423

COOKING

Crockpot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crockpot-slow-cook-low-carb-recipes-lisa-shea/1121030357?ean=2940151752084

ROMANCE

North Star (Polaris Series, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/north-star-me-montgomery/1120809313?ean=2940153392301

All I Want

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-i-want-erica-ridley/1124368212?ean=2940157201159

A Sweet Surrender

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-sweet-surrender-lena-hart/1121723000?ean=2940151554633

Turn My Head

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/turn-my-head-patricia-holden/1122471540?ean=2940152076424

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

The Long Walk Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/long-walk-home-will-north/1100265781?ean=2940158675126

Out of Darkness Book 1 (Out of Darkness Serial, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-darkness-book-1-ruth-price/1120957839?ean=2940151683449

more:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Ruth%20Price%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

Blame

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blame-it-on-mistletoe-noelle-fox/1122576942?ean=2940152226386

Viscount's Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-viscounts-christmas-temptation-erica-ridley/1120611127?ean=2940157462840

Thicker

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/thicker-than-blood-c-j-darlington/1100317216?ean=2940046246247

One Week

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-week-in-december-alexis-anne/1122954293?ean=2940152710267

Second Chance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/second-chance-audra-north/1120006598?ean=9781501432316

Red Rose

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-rose-county-a-novella-sarah-jane-north/1120340199?ean=2940046280623

Amish Truth

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amish-truth-be-told-rachel-stoltzfus/1125895015?ean=2940154691960

A Gentleman Never Tells (Regency Historical Romance)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gentleman-never-tells-jerrica-knight-catania/1100632314?ean=2940033025039

Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/time-will-tell-sandy-loyd/1115862042?ean=2940152213522

FICTION

Lonely

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lonely-drop-vanessa-north/1120629809?ean=2940046269550

Turn of the Screw

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-turn-of-the-screw-james-henry/1123153940?ean=9789176370735

Never Turn Away

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-turn-away-marshall-moore/1114973112?ean=2940044401020

1914 (The War Years, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1914-james-farner/1122174961?ean=2940152176377

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

The Old, Old Story....Simply Told

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-old-old-storysimply-told-greville-mills/1114302288?ean=2940044229600

Burning Galileo - The Vital Question (The Rules of Rhetoric, The Socratic Method, and Critical Thinking, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burning-galileo-the-vital-question-edgar-asimov-poe/1124824315?ean=2940153480541

Vital Lessons From The Biblical Text (English & Chinese)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vital-lessons-from-the-biblical-text-b-b-brother/1125021227?ean=2940153808185

Walk

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/walk-of-the-spirit-the-walk-of-power-dave-roberson/1112653524?ean=2940045924344

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Melody

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/melody-c-l-stone/1127286123?ean=2940148555971

Telling Lies

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/telling-lies-al-dobbs/1125991826?ean=2940157390365

Turn on, Tune in, Drop Dead

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/turn-on-tune-in-drop-dead-peter-morgan/1126163528?ean=2940154095348

Corps Justice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/corps-justice-boxed-set-c-g-cooper/1119992894?ean=2940045651097

Twist

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twist-turn-and-burn-libby-heily/1104729307?ean=2940011429576

Blood Ties

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-ties-lori-g-armstrong/1102184545?ean=2940157244682

Blood Orchids

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-orchids-toby-neal/1107759000?ean=2940152741629

Our Father (Johann's War, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/our-father-james-farner/1124362660?ean=2940153330655

Somebody

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/somebody-tell-aunt-tillie-shes-dead-christiana-miller/1101556226?ean=2940013936898

Sharp

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sharp-turn-marianne-delacourt/1115867724?ean=2940153881744


COVER ART

Safe Hands

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-safe-hands-leslie-north/1123512529?ean=2940152817508

Russian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-russians-stubborn-lover-leslie-north/1119776865?ean=9781498952811

HUMOR

Ghoul

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ghoul-of-the-school-of-fools-aldred-chase/1126656953?ean=2940154715314

 POETRY

Something That I Told You

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/something-that-i-told-you-jason-wallace/1122205051?ean=2940151995719
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Free Nook Books

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Brighter Than Gold

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brighter-than-gold-cynthia-challed-wright/1013000298?ean=2940013937710

Ex-Amish Bride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123900834?ean=2940153201290

Divine and Dateless

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/divine-and-dateless-tara-west/1119915483?ean=9781501465420

A Home in the West

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-home-in-the-west-lori-copeland/1115559026?ean=9780736959179

West for Love

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/west-for-love-claire-charlins/1121104677?ean=2940046528978

A Mighty Fortress

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-mighty-fortress-faith-blum/1117476678?ean=2940152862621

Dragon Song

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-song-tara-west/1122812886?ean=2940153222608

Witch Flame

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/witch-flame-tara-west/1113846079?ean=2940045067171

Defeat in the West

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/defeat-in-the-west-milton-shulman/1003857232?ean=9788822818072

Wrecked

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wrecked-priscilla-west/1117677446?ean=2940046258530

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Jokes of the Day

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How do dogs stop the music?

They press the paws button!
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“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
― Sam Levenson
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Diagnostic: To pass away without knowing if there is a God.

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