Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you!
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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Gray Z!
Gray Z who?
Gray Z mixed up kid.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume on your doorbell, I can hardly hear it!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
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Monday, May 30, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(*_*) - Airlines - Pilots Vs. Ground Techs

It takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.


After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield..
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground..
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right..
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P:Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
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Sunday, May 29, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, can you loan me some?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interru…
MOOOOO!!!!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re very welcome.
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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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My grandmother called to tell me she'd gotten an e-mail account.

"Great," I said. "Send me a message so I'll have your e-mail address."

I waited and waited, but she never sent it.

Several days later, an envelope arrived-Grandma had written her info on a piece of paper and mailed it to me.

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Free Friday List Reposted....

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I'm trying to get the links to post live ..

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)


*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


CHILDREN/YA


Challenger: Roleplaying Game Core Rules


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/challenger-david-dostaler/1113031000?ean=2940011538339


The Two Santas' Two-Polar Home: Santa Claus and Santa Christina ("Mrs. Claus") Ride Between North Pole and South Pole in "Wormhole Elevator"


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-two-santas-two-polar-home-george-william-kelly/1123752680?ean=2940153000336


Kids Picture Book :In The Forest


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kids-picture-book-michele-j-sweatman/1122037919?ean=2940152161748


Rabbit : Rabby Loves Vegetable


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rabbit-auntie-ant/1121763262?ean=2940151660990


The Funny Bunny


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-funny-bunny-liz-rich/1116947104?ean=2940045273763


Offer Him Roses


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/offer-him-roses-james-hampton/1115516904?ean=2940044556089


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY


The Clockwork God (Aboard the Great Iron Horse, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-clockwork-god-jamie-sedgwick/1119985544?ean=9781501455100


Rise of the Dragons (Kings and Sorcerers--Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rise-of-the-dragons-morgan-rice/1120956618?ean=2940152091441


The Death Series, 1-3: Whispers, Speaks and Inception


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-death-series-1-3-tamara-rose-blodgett/1119645532?ean=2940045304542


Return of the Phoenix; A Monster Squad Novel: 1


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-of-the-phoenix-a-monster-squad-novel-heath-stallcup/1121140432?ean=2940046547689


A Stranger North


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-stranger-north-henry-j-olsen/1120021059?ean=2940151873765


Safety Zone (Lunar Colony VI #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/safety-zone-a-b-keuser/1123795336?ean=2940153019338


The Expedition (Swept Away by the Billionaire, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/expedition-anandra-rose/1120872272?ean=2940152727081


Dr. North's Wound and Other Stories


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dr-norths-wound-and-other-stories-john-dodds/1101575148?ean=2940000825884


Inner Mind/Outer Space: Four Short Stories and a Novelette by the Author of Alien Within


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/inner-mind-outer-space-karen-forrester/1120564300?ean=2940046171341


Allied: First Contact


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/allied-blake-ridder/1119946346?ean=9781501491535


The Second Sphere


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-second-sphere-peter-banks/1123795342?ean=2940153019062


Zombie Drug Run


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombie-drug-run-cg-banks/1119744957?ean=2940046013405


The Blood Series, Books 1-3: Blood Singers, Blood Song and Blood Chosen


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blood-series-books-1-3-tamara-rose-blodgett/1123756166?ean=2940153001746


Of North Blood Drawn


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-north-blood-drawn-c-j-watterson/1120258301?ean=2940046133141


The Core (Equilibrium, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-core-kate-thomas/1121205219?ean=2940152202724
You, Vampire: Core Rules


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-vampire-darius-nease/1114076804?ean=2940044208179


Special Offers


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/special-offers-ml-ryan/1109231583?ean=2940033051014


NONFICTION

Renegade Car Camping: A Guide to Free Campsites and the Ultimate Road Trip Experience


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/renegade-car-camping-bryan-snyder/1123762305?ean=2940153004488


How to Buy a Car Online


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-buy-a-car-online-stephen-hather/1114045147?ean=2940044197640


Digital Video Concepts, Methods, and Metrics: Quality, Compression, Performance, and Power Trade-off Analysis


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/digital-video-concepts-methods-and-metrics-shahriar-akramullah/1119879185?ean=9781430267133


How to Get IRS Tax Relief


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-irs-tax-relief-david-hickam/1115292049?ean=2940044519008


A Teacher's Guide to Lincoln


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-lincoln-harold-holzer/1119566046?ean=9780062374257


A Teacher's Guide to The Alchemist


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-the-alchemist-paulo-coelho/1119566045?ean=9780062374240


Any Qualifying Charity would be MAD not to SNAP UP this Astonishing Free Offer from Google!


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/any-qualifying-charity-would-be-mad-not-to-snap-up-this-astonishing-free-offer-from-google-paul-stevens/1122271526?ean=2940152018769


HEALTH/WELLNESS


3 Week Diet: The 3 Week Diet for Women


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-week-diet-jennifer-smith/1123083618?ean=2940152495348


70 Smoothie Recipes for Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/70-smoothie-recipes-for-weight-loss-detoxing-and-vibrant-health-sara-banks/1121107512?ean=2940046530698


Essential Oils For Weight Loss Now


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-weight-loss-now-sara-banks/1119980161?ean=2940046061208


Dash Diet Recipes: 42 Top Dash Diet Recipes For Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dash-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1119982680?ean=2940045645126


Diet Zone: Dieting Recipes plus Juicing Goodness


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diet-zone-denise-lee/1119220658?ean=9781632875143


Mediterranean Diet Recipes: 42 Amazing Mediterranean Diet Recipes for Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mediterranean-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1119980102?ean=2940045643160


The Ketogenic Diet: 42 Delicious Ketogenic Diet Recipes For Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ketogenic-diet-sara-banks/1119980099?ean=2940045643139


Paleo Diet Recipes: Amazingly Delicious Paleo Diet Recipes for Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1120892026?ean=2940046450279


Dukan Diet Recipes 42 Delicious Dukan Diet Recipes For Weight Loss


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dukan-diet-recipes-42-delicious-dukan-diet-recipes-for-weight-loss-sara-banks/1119982813?ean=294004564678


Train Your Brain & Mental Strength


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-your-brain-mental-strength-jason-scotts/1118006254?ean=9781630226701


Your Body Is A Sponge! . . . Needing Sensible Care Done Naturally


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-body-is-a-sponge-needing-sensible-care-done-naturally-car-ingman/1112407702?ean=2940044746985


Finding Your Power to Be Happy: Seven Practices to Bring Unconditional Happiness into Your Life


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-your-power-to-be-happy-d-e-hardesty/1121045559?ean=2940151844017


Gluten Free & Wheat Free Meals For All Occasions


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gluten-free-wheat-free-meals-for-all-occasions-taster-edition-discover-great-gluten-free-wheat-free-recipes-milly-white/1121805810?ean=2940152155532


The ABC Workout Plan: Firm, Tone, and Tighten Your Abs, Butt, and Core


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-abc-workout-plan-dale-l-roberts/1122703466?ean=2940152370034


COOKING


Great Coffee: Craft Your Cup of Joy


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-coffee-dr-penny-pincher/1123579824?ean=2940152935721


Dump Cake 50+ Top Dump Cake Recipes For Easy And Delicious Desserts


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dump-cake-sara-banks/1120520677?ean=2940151917438


Low Carb Slow Cooker


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/low-carb-slow-cooker-sara-banks/1121954078?ean=2940152154962


Mason Jar Salads


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mason-jar-salads-sara-banks/1122492251?ean=2940152232516


Popcorn Handbook: Recipes, Techniques, and Tips for Great Candy Popcorn


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/popcorn-handbook-dennis-weaver/1118657670?ean=9781304874849


CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC


Benny and the Bank Robber


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/benny-and-the-bank-robber-mary-c-findley/1106551644?ean=2940011529801


The Rose and The Thorn (MacPherson Brides


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-rose-and-the-thorn-mischelle-creager/1123047313?ean=2940152727692


Mail Order Bride Margaret (Montana Destiny Brides, Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992


Shattered Rose (Winsor Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shattered-rose-tammy-l-gray/1121198334?ean=2940046315684


Waiting for Summer's Return


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-for-summers-return-kim-vogel-sawyer/1100394591?ean=9781585586530


A Rose Blooms Twice (A Prairie Heritage, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-rose-blooms-twice-vikki-kestell/1111503778?ean=2940152219661


Rose's Destiny: New Mexico Pioneer Western Brides Series


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roses-destiny-rosie-attwood/1123636148?ean=2940153180090


Silver Heart (Historical Western Romance)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silver-heart-amelia-rose/1117667114?ean=2940045490474


The Rose Legacy (Diamond of the Rockies Book #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rose-legacy-kristen-heitzmann/1100395103?ean=9781585588015


Christmas Cars


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-cars-emily-debenham/1110805345?ean=2940033192403


Red Rose County - A Novella


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-rose-county-a-novella-sarah-jane-north/1120340199?ean=2940046280623


FICTION


Great Expectations (Wisehouse Classics - with the original Illustrations by John McLenan 1860)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-expectations-charles-dickens/1116627604?ean=9789176371640


The Return of Don Quixote (Centaur Classics)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-return-of-don-quixote-g-k-chesterton/1014079065?ean=9786050421729


The Amber Treasure


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amber-treasure-richard-denning/1100072043?ean=2940000789995


Hawk Banks: Founding Texas


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hawk-banks-d-allen-henry/1122059681?ean=2940046017410


Return


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-allison-merritt/1108034738?ean=2940032925743


Return To Trinity


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-trinity-james-ayers/1114586870?ean=2940044310964


Holding Out (Hawks MC: Ballarat Charter, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holding-out-lila-rose/1117552027?ean=2940148981817


Imbolc: Bridget's Return


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/imbolc-leydon-moore/1121677730?ean=2940151848404


In Love With Danger (In Love & Danger Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-love-with-danger-toya-banks/1123789671?ean=2940153221083


SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION


Preaching to the Core


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/preaching-to-the-core-robert-jr-morrin-jr/1114512345?ean=2940044297036


The Final Prophesy


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-final-prophesy-johannes-erasmus-van-den-berg/1122654594?ean=2940045001434


Moved Out of Our Comfort Zone


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moved-out-of-our-comfort-zone-phyllis-porter-dolislager/1030078269?ean=2940011192678


The Power of Basics: The Transforming Power of True Christian Doctrine


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-power-of-basics-duncan-heaster/1113655494?ean=9781447550600


The Twelve Premises of CORE Resonance Colonies


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/synopsis-of-the-twelve-premises-of-core-resonance-colonies-jhamilton/1122669954?ean=2940152359961


Consideration For Every Living Thing


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/consideration-for-every-living-thing-car-ingman/1112411251?ean=2940044737730


Tao of Thanks: A Poet's Tao Te Ching


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tao-of-thanks-thanks-always-returns/1121380408?ean=2940046619126


The Truth


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-truth-shiek-abdul-danish/1120195878?ean=9781312407145


Life of Muhammad


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-of-muhammad-mirza-bashir-ud-din-mahmud-ahmad/1123741260?ean=2940152994674


The Core of Islam Faith


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-core-of-islam-faith-muham-sakura-dragon/1122902098?ean=2940152665598


MYSTERY/ THRILLER


Extreme Unction: A Lupa Schwartz Mystery


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/extreme-unction-j-david-core/1118020773?ean=2940045551601


3 LIES (A Masters CIA Thriller, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-lies-helen-hanson/1102182485?ean=2940151667494


Seven Days From Sunday (An MP-5 CIA Thriller, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-days-from-sunday-mh-sargent/1027086133?ean=9781501462030


Gemini Rising (Mischievous Malamute Mystery Series, Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gemini-rising-harley-christensen/1117913739?ean=2940045693844


Death of a Celebrity (Harriet Rose Cozy Murder Mystery Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-celebrity-eleanor-calder/1123484783?ean=2940152319262


Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes (Rose Gardner Mystery, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twenty-eight-and-a-half-wishes-denise-grover-swank/1104098840?ean=2940151687669


Cars, Cats and Crooks (The Kimble Detective Agency, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cars-cats-and-crooks-r-h-carter/1121088774?ean=2940151714396


The Theatre of the Apocalypse: Part 1


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-theatre-of-the-apocalypse-ud-sandberg/1115193770?ean=2940044363724


The next parts to this series:


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22UD%20Sandberg%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall


How to Rob a Bank


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-rob-a-bank-louis-shalako/1122604342?ean=2940152125320


Red North!


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-north-mark-lemke/1123599957?ean=2940152944884


Strike Back (The Core, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strike-back-sk-evans/1122175089?ean=2940152212921


Car Hacker


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/car-hacker-rosie-claverton/1122870963?ean=2940152434088


Deadly Offerings


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-offerings-alexa-grace/1108089083?ean=2940032961383


ROMANCE


An Unexpected Romance in Rome


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unexpected-romance-in-rome-sam-power/1122232865?ean=2940152001365


Contemporary Cowboy Romance 3 Book Box Set


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/contemporary-cowboy-romance-3-book-box-set-amelia-rose/1120557812?ean=2940046229066


Mending Fences (Texas Heat: Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mending-fences-amelia-rose/1119159907?ean=2940045816342


RETURN (Coming Home #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-meli-raine/1122425196?ean=2940152168853


Return to Love (Willow Valley, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-love-christine-kingsley/1123308273?ean=2940152848199


The Lonely Drop


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lonely-drop-vanessa-north/1120629809?ean=2940046269550


West Wind: Return to Eaton When Love Speaks


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/west-wind-robin-van-auken/1122266167?ean=2940011520105


The Job Offer


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-job-offer-eleanor-webb/1114999368?ean=2940044415065


FOREIGN


Das Ich und das Du.: Dialoge über Liebe, Sex, Schmerz und Hoffnung über Grenzen, durch Welten, Fantasie und Gezeiten


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/das-ich-und-das-du-elisabetta-birrauomo/1123201680?ean=9783739612133


'Power Shift' in den internationalen Beziehungen. Eine theoretische Erfassung anhand der Süd-Süd-Kooperation


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/power-shift-in-den-internationalen-beziehungen-eine-theoretische-erfassung-anhand-der-s-d-s-d-kooperation-eric-hugo-weinhandl/1122536107?ean=9783656954286


Paleo Steinzeit Diät Smoothie Brot Gemüse Fleisch & Fisch Kochbuch


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-steinzeit-di-t-smoothie-brot-gem-se-fleisch-fisch-kochbuch-anna-dietrich/1123408684?ean=9783739636146


Bibelen: 1871


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bibelen-the-bible-in-danish/1116998813?ean=9783730948835


Den Werwolf Verhexen


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/den-werwolf-verhexen-caroline-hanson/1114303067?ean=2940044236325


Ich esse gerne Obst und Gemüse (German Bedtime Collection)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ich-esse-gerne-obst-und-gem-se-shelley-admont/1123440609?ean=2940152742466


"Ich liebe mich!" Lerne, dich selbst zu lieben, um von anderen geliebt zu werden: (Der 45 Minuten Selbstliebe-Kurs)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ich-liebe-mich-lerne-dich-selbst-zu-lieben-um-von-anderen-geliebt-zu-werden-madame-missou/1123114535?ean=9783739626154


COVER ART


The Russian's Stubborn Lover (The Fedosov Family Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-russians-stubborn-lover-leslie-north/1119776865?ean=9781498952811


Wash


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wash-lexy-timms/1119223406?ean=9781498917100


Dragon Romance: Rising Inferno: Dark Alpha Dragon Series


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-romance-lucile-wild/1122669811?ean=2940152358278


BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON (RISE OF THE ARKANSAS WEREWOLVES, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-the-light-of-the-moon-jodi-vaughn/1121090102?ean=2940152215854


Her Vampire's Promise (Central City Romance, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-vampires-promise-jordan-k-rose/1121116158?ean=2940151721813


Point of Return (The Nordic Lords, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/point-of-return-stacey-lynn/1119281062?ean=9781498985611


Finding North


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-north-rachel-dunning/1117444459?ean=2940045423274


The Sheik's Furious Prisoner (Quabeca Sheiks Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sheiks-furious-prisoner-leslie-north/1120033198?ean=9781501427022


SPECULATION


Seeing Paradise, Volume 1: Beauty and the Magic Carpet Cleaner


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-1-white-feather/1114374850?ean=2940044281738


Seeing Paradise, Volume 2: Sources, Creators, and the Empty Vessel


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-2-white-feather/1114473171?ean=2940044289000


Seeing Paradise, Volume 3: Dimensional Perspectives and the Dead Zone


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-3-white-feather/1114587242?ean=2940044306738


Seeing Paradise, Volume 4: Truth, Change,H2O, and a Palm Tree


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-4-white-feather/1114587471?ean=2940044309203


Think Like A Woman Always Be A Man (Love Den Mini Series, #2)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/think-like-a-woman-always-be-a-man-midnite-love/1122617725?ean=2940152317558


CIA Using Infrared Laser to Murder U.S. Citizens


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cia-using-infrared-laser-to-murder-us-citizens-richard-lighthouse/1123482117?ean=2940152894080


Why Haven't Aliens Contacted Us?


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-havent-aliens-contacted-us-lenny-everson/1113031993?ean=2940032904038


Is there life in Outer Space?: A study on the Cosmos


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/is-there-life-in-outer-space-daniel-bryant/1123611624?ean=9783739645094


HUMOR


She's Gotta Be Mine (a sexy funny mystery/romance, Cottonmouth Book 1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shes-gotta-be-mine-jennifer-skully/1107413248?ean=2940045486392


Make It Funny 101 Jokes Make You Laugh


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/make-it-funny-hussein-abbas/1120738967?ean=2940046429886


200 Jokes, Funny Facts, Etc.: Book One


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/200-jokes-funny-facts-etc-jesse-spriggs/1122766029?ean=2940152395525


Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs (Funny Detective Stories #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maynard-soloman-solves-the-war-on-drugs-benjamin-sobieck/1102627049?ean=2940033051151


True Funny Amazing Interesting Story


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-funny-amazing-interesting-story-yolandie-mostert/1122417978?ean=9781329392410


Learn English with Funny Conversations


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/learn-english-with-funny-conversations-joe-crossman/1115864401?ean=2940044607552


Funny Stories from My Travels


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funny-stories-from-my-travels-eric-marcelo/1104402154?ean=2940011370335


Men Are Like Cars


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/men-are-like-cars-mariana-reuter/1121069495?ean=2940046511727


Orange Car with Stripes


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/orange-car-with-stripes-tom-lichtenberg/1019317774?ean=2940000788899


POETRY


Poems of Love


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poems-of-love-charles-wylie/1118140146?ean=2940045527170


Read to Me of Love: 70 Love Poems


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/read-to-me-of-love-august-macgregor/1121200171?ean=2940046567069


A Healers Poem


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-healers-poem-stephen-ebanks/1122761373?ean=9781326416829


Canvas of Imagination: Poems


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/canvas-of-imagination-stacie-eirich/1123660556?ean=2940152967548


Five Deep Christian Poems


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-deep-christian-poems-stephen-ebanks/1120347972?ean=9781326006211


Poems for Recovery and Life


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poems-for-recovery-and-life-kyle-crosby/1118627985?ean=2940045691857


Kid Poems!


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kid-poems-yaritza-garcia/1113029744?ean=2940011387975


COMICS/ GRAPHIC NOVEL


Between the Panels 2: An Exciting Look Behind the Scenes at Four Fantastic New Graphic Novels


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/between-the-panels-2-zack-giallongo/1111508029?ean=9781466821873


America's Army #9 - Into the Wolf's Den


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/americas-army-9-into-the-wolfs-den-m-zachary-sherman/1119167302?ean=2940045517355


America's Army #10 - Point of Contact


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/americas-army-10-point-of-contact-m-zachary-sherman/1119923440?ean=2940045621441

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Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip  who?
Turnip the music – let’s dance!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig, or are you an owl?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
The Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
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B&N Free Friday Book ...

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Once Gone (a Riley Paige Mystery--Book #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-gone-blake-pierce/1123127161?ean=2940152525052

Once Taken (a Riley Paige Mystery--Book #2)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-taken-blake-pierce/1123432005?ean=2940157627492

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