Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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Monday, December 5, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

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(*_*) - How to Start your Day with a Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it 'Housework.'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
6. Answer calmly, 'Yes,' and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

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Saturday, December 3, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

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How many skunks does it take to make a bad smell?


A phew.

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Friday, December 2, 2016

Free Friday B&N Nook Book ...

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Free Friday B&N Nook Book ...


Wicked Intentions (Maiden Lane Series #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/9780446569064

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Free Nook Books December 2 ....

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LIST FOR FRIDAY December 2

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Fun Facts About Pets

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fun-facts-about-pets-seymour-simon/1103400238?ean=2940000920572

Talk About What 50 Riddles That Kids Will Enjoy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/talk-about-what-50-riddles-that-kids-will-enjoy-k-collins/1122861568?ean=2940152427912

The Lost Pony of Riverdale

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lost-pony-of-riverdale-amanda-wills/1122682452?ean=2940152363432

Sea Turtles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sea-turtles-ann-lawrence/1123051272?ean=2940152493252

101 Facts About Bears

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/101-facts-bears-bear-books-for-kids-amazing-facts-photos-video-links-ip-factly/1121747255?ean=2940152172522

The Worst Christmas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-worst-christmas-jody-wallace/1108105674?ean=2940045309608

Alexander the Great

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexander-the-great-biography-for-kids-ip-factly/1120957582?ean=2940046472547

Amazing Facts - 340 Incredible Facts That Will Blow Your Mind (Amazing Facts Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amazing-facts-340-incredible-facts-that-will-blow-your-mind-dr-lawrence-matthew/1123052636?ean=2940152740981

After the Fact (Bookworms and Booya #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-the-fact-nona-king/1114972354?ean=2940044396906

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Grey Anatomy Cloning Abraham Lincoln

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grey-anatomy-cloning-abraham-lincoln-dick-free-man/1123148052?ean=9782765924715

Demon Romance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/demon-romance-lucile-wild/1122559717?ean=2940152103281

Free Will (Nephilim, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/free-will-brenda-l-harper/1120946021?ean=2940151717779

The Descent Series

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-descent-series-books-1-3-sm-reine/1114905119?ean=9781498932295

The Vampire Hand Guide: Tips, Myths, & Advice (The Eva Prim Series, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampire-hand-guide-jordan-k-rose/1123345119?ean=2940152783957

A Question of Will (The Aliomenti Saga - Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-question-of-will-alex-albrinck/1114062317?ean=2940152269437

Alien Contact for Idiots

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alien-contact-for-idiots-edward-hoornaert/1122134901?ean=2940151968041

Forest of the Forbidden

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forest-of-the-forbidden-wj-may/1120793018?ean=2940046250152

Forbidden Outpost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forbidden-outpost-tony-rubolotta/1123675280?ean=2940152976830

The Hawaiian Shirt

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hawaiian-shirt-stacy-kingsley/1119986374?ean=2940045649018

Raven's Hand

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ravens-hand-james-somers/1121211487?ean=2940153111322

Forbidden the Stars

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forbidden-the-stars-valmore-daniels/1103583090?ean=2940157807856

NONFICTION

Serial Killers: 101 Interesting Facts And Trivia About Serial Killers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/serial-killers-jack-rosewood/1123720408?ean=2940153241531

The History of Cuba

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-history-of-cuba-in-50-events-henry-freeman/1123598329?ean=2940152847253

Cuba, Land of Opportunity

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cuba-adrian-musgrave/1119843706?ean=2940046021103

Havana Tricks and Tips

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/havana-tips-and-tricks-mario-rizzi/1119459004?ean=9781310684630

Under Three Flags in Cuba

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/under-three-flags-in-cuba-adrian-musgrave/1119843605?ean=2940046019841

Cuba: Two Trips

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cuba-mark-dennis/1121702396?ean=2940151854559

Mudras for Beginners

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mudras-for-beginners-advait/1121954194?ean=2940152158397

Plymouth Baby Alpaca Grande Hand Dye Yarn Knitting Pattern F336 Openwork Textured Wrap

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plymouth-baby-alpaca-grande-hand-dye-yarn-knitting-pattern-f336-openwork-textured-wrap-royal-yarns/1113846306?ean=2940045069700

Plymouth Encore Worsted Yarn Knitting Pattern F221 Garter Stitch Afghan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plymouth-encore-worsted-yarn-knitting-pattern-f221-garter-stitch-afghan-royal-yarns/1113846293?ean=2940045069540

Plymouth Encore Worsted Yarn Knitting Pattern F325 Cowl & Hat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plymouth-encore-worsted-yarn-knitting-pattern-f325-cowl-hat-royal-yarns/1113846301?ean=2940045069663

Merch by Amazon Blueprint: Six Figure T-Shirt Business In One Year With Amazon Merch

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/merch-by-amazon-blueprint-passive-marketing/1125112752?ean=2940153841052

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Depression

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/depression-myths-and-facts-about-depression-learn-how-to-beat-and-overcome-depression-naturally-and-be-happy-for-the-rest-of-your-life-kristy-clark/1121861244?ean=9781329111905

Yoga Facts

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yoga-facts-drking/1117447383?ean=2940045321280

Lupus Digest

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lupus-digest-basic-facts-a-g-moore/1113573802?ean=2940045002707

Facts and Fatty Acids in Human Nutrition

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/facts-and-fatty-acids-in-human-nutrition-fao/1122227766?ean=2940151997928

COOKING

The Complete Whole Food Diet Plan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-complete-whole-food-diet-plan-the-quick-food-fix-30-healthy-whole-food-recipes-that-will-change-your-life-in-30-days-brandon-monaghan/1122824510?ean=2940152696929

Luck of the Pot: Potluck Recipes and Tales of Friendship & Laughter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/luck-of-the-pot-hazel-fluke/1119628883?ean=2940045969031

Quick Bread Lover's Handbook

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/quick-bread-lovers-handbook-dennis-weaver/1123128936?ean=9781329732995

The Ultimate Bread Recipe Collection

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-bread-recipe-collection-dennis-weaver/1123128889?ean=9781329728301

The Farmer's Cookbook: A Back to Basics Guide to Making Cheese, Curing Meat, Preserving Produce, Baking Bread, Fermenting, and More

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/farmers-cookbook-marie-w-lawrence/1100163505?ean=9781628732450

Fresh Fruit Quick Breads Sampler

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fresh-fruit-quick-breads-sampler-joyce-middleton/1113574506?ean=2940044969018

Gluten Free living secrets

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gluten-free-living-secrets-gluten-free-gluten-free-recipes-gluten-free-diet-gluten-free-foods-gluten-free-diets-gluten-free-pizza-gluten-free-bread-federico-calafati/1123106777?ean=2940152499544

ROMANCE

It Takes a Spy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/it-takes-a-spy-sheridan-jeane/1124249102?ean=2940156859405

Wicked Luck

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wicked-luck-shannon-maynard/1120963638?ean=2940151963749

Push Hands

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/push-hands-michael-graeme/1117236786?ean=2940045341394

Hand-Turned Tales

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hand-turned-tales-jude-knight/1123150574?ean=2940152527308

Alpha Heat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alpha-heat-elianne-adams/1123469875?ean=2940152600322

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Christmas at Pebble Creek

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-at-pebble-creek-vannetta-chapman/1117185151?ean=9780736959162

Home to Pebble Creek

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/home-to-pebble-creek-vannetta-chapman/1116937055?ean=9780736959155

Miss Merriweather's Marriage

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-merriweathers-marriage-kathleen-ybarbo/1117481692?ean=9780736960854

An Unexpected Duke's Invitation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/regency-romance-eleanor-meyers/1124858572?ean=2940153513119

A Willing Spirit, A Ghostly Romance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-willing-spirit-a-ghostly-romance-cynthia-sterling/1120825857?ean=2940046423280

Angie and the Farmer (An Oregon Trail Time Travel Romance, #4)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/angie-and-the-farmer-susan-leigh-carlton/1123741737?ean=2940153208725

FICTION

The Trail of Roses (The Western Plains, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-trail-of-roses-donna-c-keenan/1121902188?ean=2940151750806

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

The Bible: Fact or Fiction?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bible-douglas-winnail/1116001168?ean=9781624790249

The Kneeling Christian

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-kneeling-christian-albert-richardson/1123083373?ean=2940152497069

War Room Strategies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-room-strategies-michelle-lenear-stimpson/1124592086?ean=2940153508115

Yet There Is Room

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yet-there-is-room-charles-h-spurgeon-1834-1892/1120259074?ean=9781312070660

Eternity Is For Real

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternity-is-for-real-life-after-death-is-for-real-james-revie/1123894440?ean=2940153246642

Faith and Facts

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faith-and-facts-jeremy-mccollum/1026292633?ean=9781105508103

Curb Your Mierda!: Quit Complaining & Take Immediate Action to Create Supernatural Success!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/curb-your-mierda-crystal-pressley/1119699720?ean=9781304991928

Koans, Creativity and Consciousness

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/koans-creativity-and-consciousness-albert-low/1113828873?ean=2940045005142

Crystal Cash Spells

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crystal-cash-spells-amethyst-qu/1123052714?ean=2940152669183

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Spying in High Heels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spying-in-high-heels-gemma-halliday/1100125216?ean=2940011536922

Lucifer Travels-Book #1 in the suspense, mystery thriller

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lucifer-travels-book-1-in-the-suspense-mystery-thriller-malik-will/1119251848?ean=2940045756488

Hands of the Traitor

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hands-of-the-traitor-christopher-wright/1007099255?ean=2940152516159

A Frozen Scoop of Murder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-frozen-scoop-of-murder-constance-barker/1124245652?ean=2940153369167

Devil's Due

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/devils-due-cards-in-the-deck-1-robert-stanek/1120052874?ean=9781627161329

Mirth, Murder & Mystery

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mirth-murder-mystery-jenna-bennett/1115134242?ean=2940153180243

Death Wore Brown Shorts (Happy Holloway Mystery Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-wore-brown-shorts-audrey-claire/1122640190?ean=2940152724042

Bone Maker (Will Finch Mystery Thriller Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bone-maker-d-f-bailey/1123146744?ean=2940152750089

Money, Murder and Mayhem - A Cryptic Cove Cozy Mystery - Book 1

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/money-murder-and-mayhem-a-cryptic-cove-cozy-mystery-book-1-kp-stafford/1124998236?ean=2940153484747

A Spy Like Me

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-spy-like-me-laura-pauling/1110062111?ean=2940046467765

Remorseless: A British Crime Thriller (Doc Powers & D.I. Carver Investigate #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/remorseless-will-patching/1122885487?ean=2940033086726

Still Life with Murder (Nell Sweeney Mystery Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/still-life-with-murder-pb-ryan/1100643724?ean=2940045631624

The Target - Free Preview (first 8 chapters)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-target-david-baldacci/1116414121?ean=9781455585489

The Caliban Program (Eric Ritter Spy Thriller, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-caliban-program-richard-fox/1121288206?ean=2940151754941

Black Collar Beginnings: Cuba (Black Collar Syndicate)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-collar-beginnings-an-latro/1120159308?ean=2940046320763

Eastern Shadows

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eastern-shadows-cj-somersby/1123430507?ean=2940152808049

Never Say Spy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/never-say-spy-diane-henders/1107017706?ean=2940032813873

I Spy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-spy-i-saw-her-die-ian-cp-irvine/1123861624?ean=2940153042237

FOREIGN

Una reina guerrera

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/una-reina-guerrera-albert-gamundi-sr/1116466927?ean=2940045211390

La Reina Ester y el Anillo de Poder: Voz Prof├ętica para el Final de los Tiempos

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/la-reina-ester-y-el-anillo-de-poder-martin-stendal/1124340634?ean=2940153670454

Los ojos de la reina

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/los-ojos-de-la-reina-sof-a-olgu-n/1124987320?ean=2940153795812

COVER ART

Forbidden Lust

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-forbidden-lust-book-1-lisa-cclark/1123624523?ean=2940152803099

In Safe Hands

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-safe-hands-leslie-north/1123512529?ean=2940152817508

Forbidden Desires

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forbidden-desires-1-pa-jones/1121442074?ean=2940046241518

SPECULATION

NDE .. Life After Death?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ndes-life-after-death-the-top-10-fascinating-facts-about-near-death-experiences-wayne-purdin/1124986516?ean=2940153497754

Haunted: Fact or Fiction

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haunted-kate-marie-robbins/1120681342?ean=2940046380569

25 Science "Facts" That Are Proven Wrong

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/25-science-facts-that-are-proven-wrong-manjunath-ramu/1121804433?ean=9783736891036

HUMOR

200 Jokes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/200-jokes-funny-facts-etc-jesse-spriggs/1122766029?ean=2940152395525

Albert's Christmas (Bumpkinton #4)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alberts-christmas-matthew-drzymala/1124987226?ean=2940153794587

Leave Me Alone! Greeting Messages for the Misanthropist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/leave-me-alone-greeting-messages-for-the-misanthropist-virgil-h-castleberry/1114821227?ean=2940044363533

Greetings! From the Galactic Federation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/greetings-from-the-galactic-federation-virgil-h-castleberry/1113029494?ean=2940011380754

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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(^_^) Klonsky's Shoe Repair in the Bronx
Ira Kaplan hadn't returned to the old neighborhood since he went off to fight in Vietnam.

During a business trip to New York he visits his old neighborhood on Kotler Avenue in the Bronx.
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Everything has changed over the years. Where once there was Edelstein's Delicatessen, there is now a McDonald's; where Fleischman's Dry Cleaning (One-Hour Martinizing) used to be, a Korean nail salon and spa now is; where Ginsberg's Department Store was, there is now a Gap.

Nothing is the same, except for the narrow storefront of Klonsky's Shoe Repair, which, dimly lit as ever, is still in business. As Kaplan passes the shop, he recalls (such are the quirks of memory that he does not know how) that just before he was drafted to go off to Vietnam, he had left a pair of shoes with Mr. Klonsky that he never bothered to pick up. Could they, he wonders, possibly still be there?

A small bell tinkles as he enters the dark shop.

Mr. Klonsky, who seemed old 40 years ago, shuffles out from the back.

He is hunched over, wearing a leather apron, one eye all but closed.

"Excuse me, Mr. Klonsky," Kaplan says, "but I used to live in this neighborhood, and 40 years ago I left a pair of shoes with you for repair that I never picked up. Is there any chance you might still have them?"

Klonsky stares at him and, in his strong Eastern European accent, asks, "Vas dey black wingtips?"

"They were indeed," Kaplan only now recalls.

"And you wanted a halve sole, with rubber heels?"

"Yes," says Kaplan. "That's exactly what I wanted."

"And you wanted taps on the heels only?"

"Yes, yes," says Kaplan. "Amazing! Do you still have them?"

Mr. Klonsky looks up at him, with his good eye asquint, and says,

...................."They'll be ready Wednesday."

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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Lyrics of the Day ...

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There's a dark and a troubled side of life;
There's a bright and a sunny side, too;
Tho' we meet with the darkness and strife,
The sunny side we also may view.

[chorus]

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,
Keep on the sunny side of life;
It will help us ev'ry day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.
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