Thursday, March 26, 2015

Jokes of the Day ....

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Katie: I'm sorry; Katie can't be at school today.
Principal: Why not? 
Katie:  She is sick. 
Principal: Who is this? 
Katie:  It's my mom.
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  A sixth grade teacher gave her class this math problem: 
A wealthy man passes away, and leaves a million dollars in his will. He gives half to his wife, 1/5 to his son, 1/5 to his daughter, and the rest to charity.
What does each one get?
A student raised his hand and answered, “A lawyer.”


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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Amazing Facts of the Day ...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUq4plnwj64


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Jokes of the day ...

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How many words are in Webster's English Dictionary?
Three
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What should you do if the teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Roll them back to her.


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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Jokes of the Day ....

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If you had four cookies in your lunch, and your friend took three, what would you have?
A fight
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Why did the clock get detention? 
For tocking in class.


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Monday, March 23, 2015

Jokes of the Day ....

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Teacher: What's the formula for water? 
Sarah: I know! HIJKLMNO.
Teacher, confused: No, that's not right. 
Sarah: But yesterday you said it was H to O.   
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 The teacher wrote a sentence on the black board.  It said, “I ain't had no fun the hole vacation.”
She asked the class, “How should I change this?”
Johnny raised his hand and answered, “Go to the beach.”


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Sunday, March 22, 2015

Short Movie of the Day ....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-TQQE1y68c


One word ... stairs.


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Jokes of the Day ....

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Why did A and B never have any privacy? 
Because they could C D.  
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Why did the music teacher get mad at the students?
Because they were passing notes.


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