Friday, September 30, 2016

Free Friday Book List ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Mitten Kittens Heroes (Adventures, #1)

Dino Is Bored

Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

Codename: Kittens


The Final Formula (The Final Formula Series, Book 1)

The Final Formula Collection (Books 1, 1.5, and 2)

Blood Lust (Paranormal Romance/Urban Fantasy: Preternaturals Book 1)

The Cougar's Mate (Desert Guards, #0)

Ancient Blood of the Vampire and Werewolf

Unnatural History

Passing In The Night

The Spellbound Box Set

Living History

I Want Vengeance

In Times Passed

Cry Sanctuary (Red Rock Pass, #1)

The Infinity Formula


Rendezvous at Jumbo Pass: A Twisted Tale of Wilderness Survival

War of 1812: A History From Beginning to End

Battle of Gettysburg: A History From Beginning to End

The Renaissance: A History From Beginning to End

Greek Mythology: A Concise Guide to Ancient Gods, Heroes, Beliefs and Myths of Greek Mythology

Battle of Waterloo: A History From Beginning to End

World War 1: A History From Beginning to End

Roman Britain: A History From Beginning to End

Sumerians: A History From Beginning to End

Easter Rising: A History From Beginning to End

The History of Cuba in 50 Events (History by Country Timeline, #3)

Thomas Jefferson: A Life From Beginning to End

The Little Book of Big History: The Story of Life, the Universe and Everything

Hittites: A History From Beginning to End

George Washington: A Life From Beginning to End

Asthma Cats Hacking Feline Asthma - 19 Tactics To Help Your Kitty Catch Their Breath Again Chronic Bronchitis, Allergic Rhinitis & Other Cat or Kitten Respiratory Disease Treatment.

Solar Power Demystified: The Beginners Guide To Solar Power, Energy Independence And Lower Bills

Five Things a Man Should Build (HOW TO SERIES, #1)


The Cheeseburger Formula: 21 Tips, Tools & Strategies for Weight Loss Success

DASH Diet for Beginners:Your 30 Day Starter Guide for Lower Blood Pressure, Weight Loss & Healthy Eating

Low Cholesterol Recipes: Superfoods and Gluten Free that May Lower Cholesterol

Natural Ways to Lower Blood Pressure

Cholesterol Solution: The Ultimate Guide To Lowering Your Cholesterol Naturally And Live A Healthy Life!

Diabetes: Diabetes Diet: The Top 100 Diabetic Foods to Eat for a Highly Effective Diabetes Diet and 15 Diabetic Recipes to Lower Blood Sugar

Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia-Lower Urinary Tract Symptoms: Improved Long-term Care of Patients With Erectile Dysfunction (Enhanced Edition)


Hearty Soups: A Collection of Homemade Soups

Weight-Loss Magic Soups / Celebrity Diets (Edible Excellence, #2)

Crockpot Recipe Book: Crockpot Soups, Crockpot Dump And Crockpot Cooking Recipes

Soup du Jour

Easy Vegetarian Cooking: 75 Delicious Vegetarian Soup and Stew Recipes

The Tuna and Can Soup Cookbook


Royal Blood (Royal Blood #1)

Off Guard

Our Little Secrets

Unraveling Secrets (The Secret Trilogy, #1)

Secrets on the Sand (Barefoot Bay Billionaires, #1)


Seasons Pass (Enlightenment 1.5)

Ding Dong Bell, The Kitten in the Well

Mail Order Bride: The Jilted English Woman & The Texas Cowboy With A Secret

Sara in Montana (Second Chances Trilogy, #1

Bitter & Pregnant, An English Widow Heads Off to Her Cowboy Rancher In California

Fairfield Amish Romance: Katie's First Social

The Woman & The Doctor Complete Each Other

Marlene & Randall's Story

Losing Her Cowboy

A Rose For The Cowboys (A Boxed Set of Four Mail Order Bride Romances)

Comforting The Cowboy: Mail Order Bride

Jake & Laura's Story

Mail Order Bride: Emma, Hugh & The Wounded Warrior's Story

Daughter of Twin Oaks (Secret Refuge Series #1)

Thicker than Blood

ADA's Secret

Wild Grows the Heather in Devon (The Secrets of Heathersleigh Hall Book #1)


Changing of the Guard (Pomp and Poverty, #1)


The Stupidly Simple Happiness Formula (7 Minute Change Series, #7)

Ten Steps to Lowering Your Stress: An Eclectic Guide to Happiness

The Image of God

God Himself Will Provide The Lamb

Repaired, Restored and Re-Launch'ed

Positive Suffering (Love Liberates)


The Secret Adversary (NOOK Edition)

The Formula

Flesh and Blood - A gripping private detective mystery thriller (Roberts and Bradley Casebook, #1)

Dirty Little Secrets (JJ Graves, #1)

Power in the Blood (John Jordan Mysteries, #1)

Murder Passes the Buck

Blood and Justice

Blood Orchids (Lei Crime Series, #1)

All the Blue-Eyed Angels (Erin Solomon Mysteries , #1)

Ghosts of Florence Pass


Cazador y presa (Los moradores del cielo, #1)

Tra Cielo e Terra. Il Ragazzo venuto dalle Stelle

Che te ne fai di un cielo senza stelle?

Fuego del Cielo


Monza (Formula Men)

Stolen Innocence: Blood Thief #1 (Alpha Billionaire Vampire Romance)

Deadly Secrets The Shadow (Billionaire Shape-Shifter Romance Series Book 1)

Werebear: Secrets of the Werebears 1 - Werebear Shifter Romance

Bennett (Bourbon & Blood, #1)

Backstage Pass (Let's Make This Thing Happen, #1)


The Electronic Spirits Talk About Simulation Theory and Reincarnation

Alien Wargame Simulation for Kids Turns Out to Be Real


Before Tomorrowland: The Secret History of the World of Tomorrowland


Presidential Soup: By Zack Mitchell

100+ Zombie Jokes: Funny Zombie Jokes for Kids

Funny Poems For Children

Funny Jokes and Riddles for Children

200 Jokes, Funny Facts, Etc.: Book One

True Funny Amazing Interesting Story



Hadrian: Lord of Hope (Lonely Lords, #12)


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of t...he children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.

He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How many children do you have ?"

He answered : "12 children".

The agent asked "Where are the others ?"

The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother".

And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

MORAL : It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.

Lawyers don't lie ...they are creative ....


Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Thoughts of the Day ....

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where in the heck is the ceiling? "

My reality check bounced.

He was slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
― George Carlin
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Get out! We don't want your type in here"
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam."

Monday, September 26, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?

A couple of new guys for a construction company drove the company pickup truck into a lumberyard.

The youngest of the two walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


Sunday, September 25, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
Where’s my sheep?
There's no i in denial.
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Everyone I looked at