Monday, July 28, 2014

Joke of the Day ....

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Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.


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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Quote of the day ...

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"I'm a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it"
— Thomas Jefferson


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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Joke of the day .....

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What do you call a train loaded with toffee?


A chew chew train.


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Friday, July 25, 2014

Joke of the Day ...

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.


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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Geeky Joke of the Day ...

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Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.


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Joke of the Day ....

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Nylons give women a run for their money.


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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Question of the day ....

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“What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?”
― Steven Wright



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