Sunday, January 21, 2018

Joke of the Day ...

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This just about sums up my entire school experience ....
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The elementary class was learning about addition.
The teacher asks little Cindy, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Cindy thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully.
I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."
Cindy spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "Let's try it another way.
If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"
Cindy says, "Six."
The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Cindy again says, "Seven."
The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Cindy, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"
Cindy says, "Because...
I've already got a cat!"
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Saturday, January 20, 2018

Jokes of the Day

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Where’s the best area for catching flatfish?
Anywhere - there’s lots of plaices!
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Where’s the best place to enjoy Halloween?
Lake Eerie!
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Which animal is the best baseball player?
A bat!
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Thursday, January 18, 2018

Free Nook Books January 19, 2018

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Jan 19, 2018


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)


*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.



PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

They Won't Stop

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/they-wont-stop-stephen-odaire/1119957509?ean=9781501462979

Spycam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spycam-zoe-wynns/1127072484?ean=2940154539217

Wolf

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wolfs-attack-la-lunga-notte-della-paura-manuel-mura/1126411282?ean=9788892659117

Jazz

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jazz-ryft-brand/1119907985?ean=2940046051742

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Healthy Habits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/21-daily-habits-for-healthy-women-dr-arcoma-gonz-lez-lambert/1125817501?ean=2940154094143

Anxiety

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-stop-anxiety-disorder-and-panic-attacks-adam-colton/1127238052?ean=2940154892435

Panic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beating-panic-attacks-james-weaver/1117264981?ean=2940045354462

Anxiety Cure

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anxiety-cure-workbook-the-blokehead/1121820613?ean=2940151890533

NONFICTION

Cologne

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-in-cologne-frederick-hoehn/1123242971?ean=2940157650780

Cyber Attacks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cyber-attacks-and-the-law-of-war-michael-gervais/1118525938?ean=9781304829139

Waiting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-for-justice-dennis-whelan/1117659744?ean=9781483513423

Space

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-federal-space-administration-leland-martin/1121299755?ean=2940046600476

Your Right

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-right-to-federal-records-us-department-of-justice-office-of-management-and-budget-us-general-services-administration/1113533369?ean=9781612211299

Bank Accounts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bank-accounts-are-changing-federal-deposit-insurance-corporation/1113533371?ean=9781612211282

FDIC

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-can-organize-and-simplify-your-financial-life-federal-deposit-insurance-corporation/1113533372?ean=9781612211275

The Albanian struggle

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-albanian-struggle-in-the-old-world-and-new-federal-writers-project-of-the-works-progress-administration-of-massachusetts/1026813042?ean=2940023940663

Oceanographic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/oceanographic-research-in-the-federal-government-federal-council-for-science-and-technology-us-committee-on-oceanography/1026782846?ean=2940025233893

Federal Contract

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/federal-contract-bundling-united-states-congress-house-committee-on-small-business/1027403033?ean=2940029330826

Tax Relief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-irs-tax-relief-david-hickam/1115292049?ean=2940044519008

Federal Reserve Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-federal-reserve-act-a-discussion-of-the-principles-and-operations-of-the-new-banking-act-as-originally-published-in-the-wall-street-journal-and-the-boston-news-bureau-including-a-description-of-the-financial-commercial-and-industrial-characteristi/1027278926?ean=2940028964169

Abolish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/abolish-the-federal-reserve-richard-lighthouse/1127226480?ean=2940154585795

Funding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funding-your-education-us-department-of-education/1120790681?ean=9780160926235


CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

I Love Thee

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-love-thee-faith-blum/1125578977?ean=2940154246450

Secretly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secretly-in-love-jackie-castle/1125453687?ean=2940154246207

Freshman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freshman-girl-and-junior-guy-mina-v-esguerra/1125515689?ean=2940153968988

Hello

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hello-soulmate-faith-anna/1124360303?ean=2940153671727

Please

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/please-come-to-dundee-anne-hendricks/1123516415?ean=2940152916706

Just

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/just-a-bundle-of-roses-mario-v-farina/1126384243?ean=2940154363041

When Ship Bells Ring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

Landry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/landrys-back-in-town-margery-scott/1123590401?ean=2940152837056

Woman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-woman-in-the-diner-mario-v-farina/1124084906?ean=2940153116037

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gratitude-khaleel-jooste/1123106725?ean=2940152498158

Bryony

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-bryonys-destiny-karla-gracey/1125423752?ean=2940154210239

Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-khaleel-jooste/1123320334?ean=2940152592382

Reclusive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-reclusive-billionaire-book-one-dc-chagnon/1122870803?ean=2940152433579

Rescued

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescued-by-love-sophie-dawson/1126682760?ean=2940154730645

Princess

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-princess-the-pig-keeper-dc-rivers/1123238302?ean=2940152778755

Finding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-love-in-costa-rica-clovis-whitman/1123665140?ean=2940153163574

Brand New

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brand-new-cowboy-charlene-bright/1127066885?ean=2940154538494

Englishman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/englishman-in-blackpool-jenny-obrien/1126663027?ean=2940154340608

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/western-romance-s-bridges/1122692460?ean=2940152365566

Heights

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-heights-of-perdition-c-s-johnson/1125275373?ean=2940155431374

Clipper

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clipper-beach-roma-brooks/1124326909?ean=2940153667379

Arranged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arranged-wedding-fears-roxanne-amour/1125852900?ean=2940154195239

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-brides-megan-west/1121135002?ean=2940151670265

Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-night-at-the-opera-apollos-rivoire-jr/1121667277?ean=2940151844376

Page

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/page-tanya-anne-crosby/1127403927?ean=2940153180311

Daughter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-daughter-of-the-king-mrs-philip-barnes/1126761941?ean=2940154456262

Alexandra

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972


FICTION

Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-time-of-the-attack-greg-ellis/1103853617?ean=2940011334474


MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Wuthering

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wuthering-heights-emily-bront/1003645331?ean=2940024810347

Dreadful

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dreadful-alchemist-charles-z-david/1125314630?ean=2940153564289

Two Graves Sample

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-graves-douglas-j-preston/1110153700?ean=9781455573509

Twins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-twins-r-g-miller/1123520638?ean=2940153175195

Rebel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rebel-heart-michael-hh-warren/1124518473?ean=2940153907024

Don't

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dont-pick-up-the-phone-md-khamil/1124714715?ean=2940153755076

Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stories-from-the-war-autumn-m-birt/1125305373?ean=2940151833066

Origins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/origins-eric-drouant/1124182382?ean=2940153323824

Awakening

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-awakening-revisited-sandra-ross/1119741804?ean=2940044965638

Protocol

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-protocol-j-robert-kennedy/1104787461?ean=2940046277234

First In

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/first-in-karl-york/1120581923?ean=2940046266108

Woman in White

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-woman-in-white-wilkie-collins/1116743916?ean=2940024897270

Past Lives

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-lives-christopher-kokoski/1125283062?ean=2940153480107

American Lease

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-lease-a-dylan-cold-thriller-k-d-mcadams/1127070073?ean=2940158908064

Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-the-shadows-tim-jopling/1122647285?ean=2940152347630

Hacking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hacking-the-mission-peter-mclennan/1122870948?ean=2940152435214

Shadow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadow-of-the-wolf-connie-flynn/1030291039?ean=2940044467859

Plan of Attack

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plan-of-attack-walt-sautter/1123209389?ean=2940045922364

Tier

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tier-unit-3-1-day-one-lincoln-james/1127728537?ean=2940155419099


SPECULATION / THEORIES

Forbidden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forbidden-parapsychology-sexual-influence-from-a-distance-psychic-attacks-and-other-parapsychological-techniques-jose-m-herrou-aragon/1112483245?ean=9781105884658


COVER ART

Bad Boys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-bad-boys-kylie-parker/1126862223?ean=2940154749234

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Attack on Titan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-on-titan-anthology-fcbd-sampler-various/1124016286?ean=9781682332917

Crawling Hand

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-of-the-crawling-hand-nicole-prestin/1119322737?ean=2940045850681

HUMOR

Triangulum

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/triangulum-stain-moctezuma-johnson/1119129203?ean=2940045811019

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Jokes of the Day ....

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"I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Where do you find the most vampires in New York?
The Vampire State Building!
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Where do you get microwaves?
Tiny beaches!
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Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back!
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
Mouse-stard!
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What do cats like to eat?
Mice-cream!
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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
Jack Handy

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Jokes of the Day ...

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What food stays hot no matter how cold it gets?
A pepper!
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Why is honey so hard to find in Boston?
Because there is only one B in Boston!
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111, 111, 111 x 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Song lyrics of the day ....

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You're a Werewolf (sung to the tune of "That's Amore")
If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
You're a werewolf.
If you run down the street on your paws, not your feet,
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
If you howl at the moon some warm night in mid- June
You're a werewolf
If you run with a pack, use a scent trail to track
You're a werewolf
When raw meat makes you drool and you wag like a fool,
You're a werewolf
When you dream you have paws, wake with blood on your jaws,
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
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