Friday, July 25, 2014

Joke of the Day ...

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.


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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Geeky Joke of the Day ...

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Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.


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Joke of the Day ....

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Nylons give women a run for their money.


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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Question of the day ....

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“What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?”
― Steven Wright



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Joke of the Day .....

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A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook". The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out.

A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook".

Again the librarian gives it a b...ook, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook".

The librarian gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it. The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank.

There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it".



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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Recipe of the Day .... Kale Sandwich ...

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Avocado Kale Pesto Sandwich




 1 cup steamed chopped kale
1 tablespoon nutritional yeast flakes
1/4 cup avocado (ripe)
1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/4 cup chopped fresh basil
1 teaspoon crushed garlic
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
a few dashes Tabasco
 

Add all the ingredients in a food processor and blend until creamy, add a little bit of water or olive oil if needed



Now spread on a sandwich, I like this on sprouted grain sesame bread with an egg, roasted tomato, caramelized onions and sun-dried tomatoes!


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Geeky Joke of the Day .....

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SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.


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