Sunday, November 23, 2014

STORM Cheektowaga, NY

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STORM Cheektowaga, NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocVIXY3RQ2E


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.Jimmy Stewart tells a joke ...

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Jimmy Stewart tells a joke ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiICcSH8iY


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Joke of the day .....

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Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?


So as not to wake the sleeping pills.
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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Joke of the day ....

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Why do Lawyers wear boxers? Because they can't wear their briefs!


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Poem of the day ......

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“There's a Polar Bear
In our Frigidaire--
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He's nibbling the noodles,
And munching the rice,
He's slurping the soda,
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there--
That Polary Bear
In our Fridgitydaire.”
― Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic


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Make up tip of the day ....

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“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”
― Jerry Seinfeld
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Quote of the day ....

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“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”
― Steven Wright


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