Saturday, August 1, 2015

Jokes of the Day ...

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What do you give an ill viper?
Asp-rin!
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Why are penguins cheap to keep?
They live on ice!


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Friday, July 31, 2015

Jokes of the Day ...

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What did the snake say when the teacher asked him a question?
Don't asp me!
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What’s the name for a group of lions taking it in turns to use a copy machine?
Copy cats!


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Thought of the Day ...

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"Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you,
for life. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make
the most of the moment you are in now!"
~ Author Unknown ~


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Free Nook Books of the Day ...

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If you own a Nook ereader these books are free today .. but please check the price before you click "buy" because the prices can go up at any time.


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)


*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


NONFICTION


Tasty & Thin Grilling & Sides by Nashina Asaria
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tasty-thin-grilling-sides-nashina-asaria/1112317232?ean=2940044714656
Revolutions for Fun and Profit! by Ryan Shattuck
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolutions-for-fun-and-profit-ryan-shattuck/1113022415?ean=2940011080234
Dallas Dozen: Free Family Fun by Carolyn Lis
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dallas-dozen-carolyn-lis/1122016437?ean=2940151933230
Craft Classics Companion by Bobbi Ann Johnson Holmes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/craft-classics-companion-bobbi-ann-johnson-holmes/1115864593?ean=2940044603257
The G 5.0  by Scott Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-g-50-scott-johnson/1113572890?ean=2940044966864
CrockPot / Slow Cook Low Carb Recipes by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crockpot-slow-cook-low-carb-recipes-lisa-shea/1121030357?ean=2940151752084
Yoga for Stress Relief and Forgiveness by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yoga-for-stress-relief-and-forgiveness-lisa-shea/1121030081?ean=2940151660365
Green Living - Saving Water by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/green-living-saving-water-lisa-shea/1121412569?ean=2940151731591
30 DIY Beauty Recipes by Lleaon Rao
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-diy-beauty-recipes-and-weight-loss-secrets-every-woman-should-know-lleaon-rao/1116351741?ean=2940045195027
TRAILBLAZERS Stories of Training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu in Rio de Janeiro 1988-2005
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trailblazers-stories-of-training-brazilian-jiu-jitsu-in-rio-de-janeiro-1988-2005-hywel-teague/1121030802?ean=2940046503890
The Paleo Diet: Everything You Need To Know
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-paleo-diet-walter-james-brown/1121480732?ean=2940046637380


KIDS/ YA


Family Fun by Bonnie Beech
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/family-fun-bonnie-beech/1114041741?ean=2940045118149
The Legend of Oescienne by Jenna Elizabeth Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/legend-of-oescienne-the-finding-jenna-elizabeth-johnson/1102956351?ean=2940032888543
Learn German: German for Kids by Colin Hann
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/learn-german-colin-hann/1121920995?ean=2940151914659
Other free and inexpensive books for learning languages:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Colin%20Hann%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
Kids Want To Know About UFOs
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kids-want-to-know-about-ufos-jw-patterson/1119714877?ean=9781498904865


ROMANCE


Come Home To Me by Peggy L Henderson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/come-home-to-me-peggy-l-henderson/1113636880?ean=2940151692298
Teton Sunrise by Peggy L Henderson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teton-sunrise-peggy-l-henderson/1114760948?ean=2940151700238
Yellowstone Heart Song by Peggy L Henderson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yellowstone-heart-song-peggy-henderson/1108582552?ean=2940152175967
Surrender Ma'LadyWillow Fae von Wicken
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/surrender-malady-willow-fae-von-wicken/1121135927?ean=2940046545227
Other free books by this author:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Willow%20Fae%20von%20Wicken%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
Rogue's Honor by Brenda Hiatt
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rogues-honor-brenda-hiatt/1101747821?ean=2940046245103
Six Months in Montana by Pamela M. Kelley
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/six-months-in-montana-pamela-m-kelley/1120363857?ean=2940046290325
Knowing Yourself by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/knowing-yourself-a-medieval-romance-lisa-shea/1110433538?ean=9781312465923
Then Came You by Jillian Hart
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/then-came-you-jillian-hart/1117447257?ean=2940045430951
No One But You by Jillian Hart
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-one-but-you-jillian-hart/1108328508?ean=9781459226906
Stone Devil Duke by K.J. Jackson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-devil-duke-kj-jackson/1119274475?ean=2940151995023
The Devil's Cut (A Western Romance) by Jennifer Grayson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-devils-cut-jennifer-grayson/1120405621?ean=2940046275957
Living Wilde by Sandra Marton
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/living-wilde-sandra-marton/1121153042?ean=2940046552331
Feels Like Home by Evelyn Adams
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feels-like-home-evelyn-adams/1120581922?ean=2940046241006


CHRISTIAN


This Time Forever by Rachel Nunes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-time-forever-rachel-ann-ann-nunes/1004622692?ean=2940152142815
River Jordan - A Jerusalem Love Song by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/river-jordan-a-jerusalem-love-song-lisa-shea/1121692397?ean=2940152209709
Now I Knew You (Cherry Hill, #1) by Ron Estrada
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/now-i-knew-you-ron-estrada/1121905453?ean=2940152157529
How to Help a Friend in an Abusive Relationship
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-help-a-friend-in-an-abusive-relationship-donna-j-farris/1105098603?ean=2940011469824
Only the Dog Knows by Diane Roads
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/only-the-dog-knows-diane-roads/1110361600?ean=2940033136322
On Which Side of the Road Do the Flowers Grow?
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/on-which-side-of-the-road-do-the-flowers-grow-wendell-mettey/1112683770?ean=2940044778436
The Librarian by Adam Drake
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-librarian-adam-drake/1112219766?ean=2940044709843


PARANORMAL/ FANTASY/ SCIFI


Wilder's Mate by Moira Rogers
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wilders-mate-moira-rogers/1029746896?ean=9781609283803
Ghostly Liaison by Stacy McKitrick
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ghostly-liaison-stacy-mckitrick/1120657538?ean=9781616506377
Deadly Beauties, Blood's Fury by C.M. Owens
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-beauties-bloods-fury-cm-owens/1118672068?ean=2940045701754
The Heretic by Joseph Nassise
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heretic-joe-nassise/1103133653?ean=2940152232370
Faelorehn by Jenna Elizabeth Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/faelorehn-book-one-of-the-otherworld-trilogy-jenna-elizabeth-johnson/1110323818?ean=2940033179787
Solving the Riddle by Carl Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/solving-the-riddle-carl-johnson/1120565443?ean=2940046294194
Storm of Prophecy by Michael von Werner
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/storm-of-prophecy-book-i-michael-von-werner/1119337374?ean=2940045851718
Starstruck by Brenda Hiatt
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/starstruck-brenda-hiatt/1116739868?ean=9781491251942
Deadly Crush by Ashley Stoyanoff
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-crush-ashley-stoyanoff/1116758451?ean=2940045223379
Into the Wasteland by Lisa Shea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/into-the-wasteland-a-dystopian-journey-lisa-shea/1120362205?ean=9781502375179
Far From The Sea We Know by Frank M Sheldon
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/far-from-the-sea-we-know-frank-m-sheldon/1121138079?ean=2940151912006
The Only Thing We Know is That We Know Nothing by R. J. Davnall
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-only-thing-we-know-is-that-we-know-nothing-r-j-davnall/1118199321?ean=2940045581332
More free books by this author:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22R.%20J.%20Davnall%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
You Never Know What's Going to Come Through the Door
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-never-know-whats-going-to-come-through-the-door-fred-schaefer/1113744319?ean=2940045029698
Flame Moon by K.J. Jackson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flame-moon-kj-jackson/1116214684?ean=2940045184892
The Devil's Fool by Rachel McClellan
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-devils-fool-rachel-mcclellan/1121731321?ean=2940151941655




MYSTERY/ THRILLER


The Bullcatcher by Stephen Johnson (short story)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bullcatcher-stephen-johnson/1119979915?ean=2940045640909
Bodega by Stephen Johnson (short story)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bodega-stephen-johnson/1120611060?ean=2940046350678
The Union by Tremayne Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/union-david-alan-johnson/1103726422?ean=2940046289398
Don of New York by Tremayne Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/don-of-new-york-tremayne-johnson/1120622150?ean=2940046246674
Breaking the Cycle by Linda Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breaking-the-cycle-linda-johnson/1107873965?ean=2940032878209
Waiter, There's a Clue in My Soup by Camille LaGuire
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiter-theres-a-clue-in-my-soup-five-short-mysteries-camille-laguire/1113022442?ean=2940011084331
Girl Fights Back by  Jacques Antoine
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/girl-fights-back-jacques-antoine/1115087920?ean=2940046262841
The Enemy We Know by Donna White Glaser
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/enemy-we-know-donna-white-glaser/1100217565?ean=2940045212960
Copacabana -Tropical Crime Noir by Jack Rylance
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/copacabana-jack-rylance/1121176198?ean=2940046560459
The Devil You Know by Aaron Acitella
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-devil-you-know-aaron-acitella/1030429334?ean=2940011228667
The Devil's Dream by David Beers
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-devils-dream-a-thriller-david-beers/1121234646?ean=9781498981033
Deadly Double by Diane Capri,  J. Carson Black
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-double-diane-capri/1120037760?ean=2940046289985
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/between-the-devil-and-the-deep-blue-sea-jl-murray/1121216634?ean=2940151703949
A Dream of Death by Harrison Drake
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dream-of-death-harrison-drake/1110113037?ean=2940033272389
Full Fathom Five by Harrison Drake
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/full-fathom-five-the-homicide-files-harrison-drake/1113745413?ean=2940045048460
The Detective Games by Zechariah Barrett
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-detective-games-zechariah-barrett/1117298450?ean=2940152040326
Deadly Offerings by Alexa Grace
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-offerings-alexa-grace/1108089083?ean=2940032961383
Dying Eyes by Ryan Casey
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dying-eyes-ryan-casey/1117338101?ean=2940046477498
Ransom, P.I. by Luke Shephard
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ransom-pi-luke-shephard/1120724401?ean=2940046270839
Deadly Devotion by Sandra Orchard
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-devotion-sandra-orchard/1113451213?ean=9781441241832
One Deadly Sister by Rod Hoisington
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-deadly-sister-rod-hoisington/1100075837?ean=2940011127908


FICTION


Riverbreeze by Ellen E. Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/riverbreeze-ellen-e-johnson/1111901423?ean=2940033136407
End of the Road by Jacques Antoine
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/end-of-the-road-jacques-antoine/1116281937?ean=2940045176736
Tea-shop Twinkle by Tony Spencer
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tea-shop-twinkle-tony-spencer/1114044462?ean=2940045145435
More free and inexpensive books by this author:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Tony%20Spencer%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall
Not a Lot of People Know That by David Hailwood
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/not-a-lot-of-people-know-that-david-hailwood/1029488856?ean=2940011158650
Fatal Obsession by Autumn Russell
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fatal-obsession-autumn-russell/1115305045?ean=2940045180337
The Zodiac Bar and Grill by Helen Montgomery
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-zodiac-bar-and-grill-helen-montgomery/1022595223?ean=2940000888599


FOREIGN LANGUAGE


Le septième Templier  by Giacometti Ravenne
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/le-septi-me-templier-giacometti-ravenne/1119765652?ean=9782823802450
Leseprobe Die unbekannte Dritte by Alexandra von Grote
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/xxl-leseprobe-die-unbekannte-dritte-alexandra-von-grote/1121175536?ean=9783958242074
La Magia del Río by Cristina Pereyra
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/la-magia-del-r-o-cristina-pereyra/1104501511?ean=2940011125195
O Reflexo da Morte (ou da Vida) nas Janelas do Rio
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/o-reflexo-da-morte-olinda-p-gil/1114675900?ean=2940044325739
Vila de Cobres by Olinda P. Gil
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vila-de-cobres-olinda-p-gil/1117908182?ean=2940045539234
Auf den Straßen von Rio: Kurzgeschichte
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/auf-den-stra-en-von-rio-edith-parzefall/1119858416?ean=9783736821002


COVER ART


Hard Luck by Chloe Grey
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hard-luck-chloe-grey/1121398661?ean=2940151672054


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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Quote of the Day ..

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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to
be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."
~ Joseph Addison ~


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Physics Lecture of the Day ....

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Takes space to a whole new dimension ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9MS9i-CdfY


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Jokes of the day ....

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Why was the alligator coughing?
It had a frog in its throat!
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Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they tried hoodies and they looked silly


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