Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two live brown trout swimming in a bucket. He is approached by a Conservation Officer who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I was not fishing and I did not catch these browns, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and dump these fish into the water and take them for a walk to the end of the pier and back. When I'm ready to go I whistle and the...y jump back into the bucket and we go home."
The officer not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the thrashing trout back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will jump out of the water and into the bucket."
The fisherman turns to the officer and says, "What fish?"


Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Free Nook Book ...

Free at time of posting:

The Recipe


Free Nook Book ...

Free at time of posting:

The Last Man


Free Nook Book ....

Free at time of posting:

I Hated to Do It: Stories of a Life


Joke of the Day .....

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. The officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by morning or it's the brig for you!"

The sailor picked up the broom and started to sweep the chain.
Just then, a tern landed on the broom handle. The sailor yelled at the bird to leave, but it didn't. The lad picked the tern off the broom handle, giving the bird a toss.

The bird left, only to return and light once again on the broom handle. The sailor went through the same routine all over again, with the same result.

He couldn't get any cleaning done because he could only sweep at the chain once or twice before the silly bird came back.

When morning came, so did the chief petty officer, to check up on his wayward sailor.

"What on earth have you been doing all night? This chain is no cleaner than when you started! What have you to say for yourself, sailor?" barked the chief.

"Honest, chief," came the reply, "I tossed a tern all night and couldn't sweep a link!"


Monday, August 29, 2016

News Item of the Day .....

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


Sunday, August 28, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.


Advice of the Day ....

{*_*} - Rules for Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. Opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I am psychic.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's nightmare land.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

Free Nook Books ...

Free at time of posting :

If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By

First Pet: Presidential Dogs, Cats and Other Critters

America Needs Talent: Attracting, Educating & Deploying the 21st-Century Workforce

Iconic Cars

My Time With The Kings

Friday, August 26, 2016

B&N Free Friday Selection ..

Free Friday B&N Selection ....

The Islanders: Volume 1: Zoey Fools Around and Jake Finds Out


Thursday, August 25, 2016

Free Nook Books for Friday August 26 ...


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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The Green Beans, Volume 3: The Curious Conundrum of Pan Gu

I Wonder if They Grow Balloon Trees on the Moon

Rita Morse and the Sinister Shadow

Mr. Kent's Wall of Wonders

More in this series:

Black Magick: A Sinister Romance

The Eagle Claw Hack


Burning Eagle

The Descent Series, Books 1-3: Death's Hand, The Darkest Gate, and Dark Union

Collected: A Coveted Novella

Fires of Alexandria

A Hidden Fire: Elemental Mysteries #1

The Select (Seven Wonders Journals Series #1)

Abandoned in Time (Doorways to the Past, #1)

Shadows of the Past (EIDOLON, #1)

The Case of the Curious Killers

Jeremy Chikalto and the Demon Trace (Book III of The Hazy Souls)

My Curious Ocean

Return to Darkness (Flame Universe, #1)

The Magic Mirror (The Curious Collectibles Series)

The Curious Case of the Broken Window

REPRISAL!: The Eagle Rises: World War Three Is Inevitable (The Reprisal Series, #1)


Under the Laughter of Eagles

The Curious Case of Edward Grace: A Short Story about Community Service in Higher Education

Super Drum Tips Handbook: For Drummers Who Are Serious About Music, Drums & Percussion

The Engineering Menu

Tweet Like an Eagle!

Learn Skip Tracing

Alexander the Great: Tactician or Eagle?

Residual Trace: The Taleworthy Catastrophes of a Thrillseeking Child

The History of Cuba in 50 Events (History by Country Timeline, #3)

When The Eagle Screams


Drop Fat The low Carb Way

My Low Carbohydrate Home Menu

Healthy Diet Menu: A Wide Selection of Healthy Recipes


Leave No Trace (The Aldridge Sisters)

The Wrong Brother: A Regency Romance (#1 A Forbidden Love Novella Series)

Gather the Stars (Culloden's Fire)

Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

Fire in Frost (Crystal Frost, #1)

Getting Out of Hand, Sapphire Falls book one

Forgetting the Past


Star of Wonder (The Incense Road, #1)

The Governess Affair

The Earl's London Bride: A Sweet & Clean Historical Romance

ADA's Secret - A Tale of The Big Beautiful Bride

Headstrong Bride Married by Thanksgiving (Brides for Three Seasons Book1, #1)

Big Beautiful Bride For The Reluctant Preacher

The Poor and Widowed Bride for Two Suitors

The Bride's Lost Baby & The Miner (Brides & Babies Head West Book1, #1)

The Journey's Crossroad

A Cowboy's Salvation


Without a Trace

The Tibetan Drum

A Sinister Grin

Short Stories, Crimes, Cults and Curious Cats


Exploring the Divine: Finding God's Heart in Words of Wonder

Wings Like Eagles: A Prayer Book


Eagle of Darkness

Dead Wrong (Blackmoore Sisters Cozy Mystery Series, #1)

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Two Wrongs - A Gripping Private Detective Mystery Thriller (Roberts and Bradley Casebook, #3)

Stone of Fire (ARKANE Thrillers, #1)

The Sinister Seminar (Events To Die For Series, #1)

Well Past Trouble: Zero Hour Trilogy part three

Strawberry Cream Cupcake & Murder (A Dana Sweet Cozy Mystery, #1)

The Gadwall Incident

Locked Room - A Katla KillFile (Amsterdam Assassin Series, #1)

Murder on the Rocks. (Boddington Bay Series, #1)

Trace the Dead Eye

Mirth, Murder & Mystery

Playing With Fire

Frozen Past

The Wrong Menu

Murder On The Oceania - A Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery, Book 1

Trial By Fire

Charles Doyle & The Curious Case of the Blue Dog _part 1: A New Mystery Calls

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Shadows of the Past (Logan Point Book #1): A Novel

When Eagles Burn (Maddox Book #1)


Zwölf Wasser 1 - Teil 1

Zwölf Wyoming Western August 2016

Zwölf Gedichte

Prasselndes Wasser

Blut ist dicker als Wasser


The Anti-Soapbox: Collected Essays


DC Sneak Peek: Superman/Wonder Woman (2015) #1 (NOOK Comic with Zoom View)


Anselm's Eagle


Such Deliberate Loveliness: Collected Love Poems of Paul Hina 1997-2006

Collected Poems, Vol 1

Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome

On the Wings of Eagles

God's Wonders, The Robin

Questioning Our Animal Friends: Ant, Goose, Deer, and Eagle

Jokes of the Day .....

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!

“The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.”

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”


Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road ...and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, " I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman says, " Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, " What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so the man can read the label
It says..

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."


Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

The Pope

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver in New York City notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse a-me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please-a take-a your seat so we can-a leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm-a sorry but I cannot-a let you do that. I'd-a lose-a my job! And what if-a something should-a happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you, "says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please a- slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear heaven, I'm-a gonna lose a my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need-a to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't a think we wanna do that, he's a-really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean a really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "President?"

Cop: "Bigger"

"Bigger than the President? - ridiculous," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"


Sunday, August 21, 2016

Joke of the Day ...

Memory Class

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered.
"You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"
"A rose?" asked the neighbor.
"Yes, that's it," replied the old man.
He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"


Saturday, August 20, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

What has 2 wings and says moo?
A cow in a plane!
Teacher: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Pupil: Middle names!


Friday, August 19, 2016

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Free Friday Books for August 19 ...


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Phonics: A Sounds - Book 1: Improve Your Child's Spelling and Reading Skills

A Common Language

Visions (The Mystical Encounters Series, #1)

Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons…


A Reason to Live: A "Shadowdance" Variation

Future Visions: Original Science Fiction Inspired by Microsoft

Visions of Magic: The Kidnap of Gabrielle Ulan

Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe (Archangel Project, #1)

Distant Visions: Seven adventure tales exploring distant horizon

Artificial Intelligence

The Vampire's Vision

Girl Gone Nova: Part One (Project Enterprise)

Night Visions: Cursed (Part 1 of a 4 part Serial)


The Ethereal Vision

After the Common Era: The Origin of James Doleman

First Vision of Destiny: Alicia


Common Sense (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

Drive, Ride, Repeat: The Mostly-True Account of a Cross-Country Car and Bicycle Adventure

Facebook Logout: Experiences and Reasons to Leave it

50 Reasons Why My Wife Is Amazing

Common Grounds

175 Common American English Idioms

90 Common French Phrases Every French Learner Should Know

Boxing Science: Skills

Computer Vision Metrics: Survey, Taxonomy, and Analysis

Is There a Common Understanding of What Constitutes Cyber Warfare?

Meet Greet and Prosper

Principles and Practices of Quality Assurance

Social Skills 2-in-1 **BOX SET*

Calm Down! Step-by-Step to a Calm, Relaxed, and Brilliant Family Dog (Essential Skills for a Brilliant Family Dog, #1)

Avoid the 5 Most Common Saltwater Aquarium Mistakes

Social Skills Worries One Minute Relaxation

A Training Guide on Essential Protection Skills for Children with Mild Mental Disability

35 Reasons People Might Not Like You And Tips To Improving Your Relationship With Them

Life Beyond Reason: A Memoir of Mania

Winning Techniques for Public Speaking and Presenting

How to Improve Your Leadership and Management Skills

2016 Commercial & Industrial Common Interest Development Act

The Best Little Book On Hiring

Survival Skills for School: Successful Study Techniques

Survival Skills for School: Test-Taking Skills and Strategies

Survival Skills for School: Organizing Your Way to an "A"

Life Skills Training Manual

Developing Soft Skills: An On-the-Go Workshop

How to Approach Learning: What teachers and students should know about succeeding in school (Study Skills)

Positive Learning Skills

How to Develop the Skills of Solving Problems

Practical Map & Compass Skills (Practical Survival Series, #12)

Bushcraft: Bushcraft Skills For Beginners

A Beginner's Guide to Desert Survival Skills

10 Easy Ways To Master Communication Skills


Essential Oils For Allergies

Your 5-Minute Metaphysical Power Healing Guide: The Common Cold

Is There a Doctor In the House: Common Sense Medical Insights and Anecdotes from a Veteran Family Physician

Drink Your Carbs: eat. drink. sweat. REPEAT


Tasty & Thin Grilling & Sides

Pie Recipes

Mediterranean Diet Cookbook - Best Recipes for Healthy Weight Loss

Electric Pressure Cooker Cookbook

Paleo Diet For Beginners Amazing Recipes

CrockPot / Slow Cook Low Carb Recipes (Low Carb Reference, #6)

The Ultimate Fruit Infused Water Recipe Book

The Ultimate Smoothie Recipe Book

Low Carb Slow Cooker - Deliciously Simple Low Carb Recipes For Healthy Living

The Wholesome Cook Companion


The Only Reason for the London Season

The Vision, A Dark Romance

The Bare Witch Project;jsessionid=352D136EADA80EB9EACF45EFB4E47199.prodny_store01-atgap06?ean=2940046394054

Blame it on Mistletoe (North Pole, Alaska, #1)

Some Like It Perfect (A Temporary Engagement)

It's Not My Favorite (The Lake Effect Series, Book 1)

Make Me Forget (It's Kind Of Personal, #1)

All The Right Reasons [Damaged Heroes 3] (BookStrand Publishing Romance)


A Cowboy's Salvation (Clean and Wholesome Western Cowboy Romance)

All the Way to Heaven

Rania Ropes a Rancher (Brides with Grit, #1)

The Billionaire's First Christmas: A Sweet Christmas Romance

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Carlton (Sun River Brides, #1)

Christian Romance: Heaven on Earth... [4 Beautiful Christian Romance Stories]

Millie Marries a Marshal (Brides with Grit, #2)

Ring of Truth (Silver Script Novels, #1)

Mail Order Bride Margaret (Montana Destiny Brides, Book 1)

The Spice Bride (The Emberton Brothers Series, #1)

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Ethan (Sun River Brides, #3)

Falling for You (Searching for Love, #1)

My Heart To Keep (The McPhee Clan

An Unextraordinary Life

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Daniel (Sun River Brides, #6)


A Teacher's Guide for a Prayer for Owen Meany: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to American Tapestry: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Lincoln: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Their Eyes Were Watching God: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Brave New World: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Ladies of Liberty: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Our Town: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to Founding Mothers: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

A Teacher's Guide to The Alchemist: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

The Great Mother

Common Social Disabilities;jsessionid=B72812A6EE0B13F934C5266ED8F2A1A7.prodny_store01-atgap05?ean=9781365244575


Common Christian Teachings Compared With a Course In Miracles Teachings

Common Misreads Of Reality

Isaiah's End-Time Vision: The Desert Shall "Blossom As the Rose" - and So Shall the Universe!

Jeremiah and the Greatest Vision In the Bible

One Vision, Ten Meditations, Half A Dozen Angels

Dreams, Visions and Seers

Greeting Buddha

8 Reasons Your Life Matters

The Logic of Faith: The Scales of Reason

Jesus & Mary in the Qur'an

The Prophet Muhammad as a Husband

Captive to Reason

Common or Garden Dharma. Essays on Contemporary Buddhism, Volume 1

A Plain Book Of Common Sense For Your Life And Christian Faith


DI Matt Barnes 1: A Reason To Kill

White Jade (The Project, #1);jsessionid=352D136EADA80EB9EACF45EFB4E47199.prodny_store01-atgap06?ean=2940152160642

Drone (State Of Reason Mystery, Prequel)

Loss Of Reason (State Of Reason Mystery, Book 1)


It Started With Love: A Paranormal Shifter Romance (Heart of a Bear, Book 1)

Bearing It All (The Jamesburg Shifters, #2)


God-Inspired Visions and Dreams

Artificial intelligence and expert systems : will they change the library?


Leave Me Alone! Greeting Messages for the Misanthropist


The Persistence Of Tunnel Vision

A Clear Vision

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Bricks of the Day ...

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Executive Management.


Humor of the Day ...

(^_^) - Strange and Funny Tombstones

Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was.


In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.


In a London, England cemetery:

Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767


In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.


In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast..
Pardon me
For not rising.


In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.


In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.


A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange. .
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.


John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:

Reader, if cash thou art
In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.


In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:

On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle
Went out of tune.


Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls,Vermont

Here lies the body of our Anna -
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.


On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:

Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God


In a cemetery in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon will be.
Prepare yourself and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went


Last add, from Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona:

Here lies Lester Moore
One slug from a 44
No Les
No More


Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

(^_^) - Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.


Saturday, August 13, 2016

Jokes of the Day ..

What should you do if you find a tiger in your bathroom?
Wait till he's finished!
Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it?
No, it’ll be long gone by now!


Thursday, August 11, 2016

Free Friday List for August 12, 2016 ....


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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Nothing but Trouble after Midnight

Books for Girls: 4 Great Stories for 8 - 12 Year Olds

Wrong All Along

The Great Plane Robbery


Fairy Tale Reversed

The Kalarthri (The Way to Freedom, #1)

The Clockwork God (Aboard the Great Iron Horse, #1);jsessionid=7C0A4F6CAB6B2E5F69403E7F59B27E39.prodny_store02-atgap01?ean=9781501455100

Bottled Lightning

Reverse Man

Silent Queen


More by this author:


Abraham Lincoln: The Formative Years 1809-1841

Neuroethics and Consciousness

Attention, Better Attention, and Best Attention: A Guide for Enjoyably Increasing Effectiveness

Get More Done in Less Time

Supercharge Your Life: 7 Habits To Increase Your Success And Happiness

The Trolley Mission 1945: Germany, 24 Hours After World War II

Martin Tells a Story: Struggles of the Great Lakes Native Americans

Twelve Years a Slave (NOOK Edition)

The Message in Dad's Bottle

30 Ways to Build New Habits and Make Them Stick: Cheat Sheet

Seven Great Golf Tips

The Increasing Popularity of China Stamps

From Fairest Creatures We Desire Increase (Studies on Shakespeare's Sonnets, #1)

Living On A Shoestring (Common Sense Ways to Save Money)

Passive Income: Top 7 Ways to Make Money Online While Quitting Your 9-5 Job and Enjoy Freedom In Your Life

24 Hour Mobile Website

Nursing Careers: Easily Choose

Chainmail Made Easy: Learn to Chainmail in 24 Hours or Less!

25 Years in the Rearview Mirror: 52 Authors Look Back


Sampler: Clean Eating Alice: Kick Start Your New Year

Diabetes: Cure Diabetes with Food: Eating to Prevent, Control and Reverse Diabetes

Can Diabetes be Cured?: Reverse it Naturally Fast

Little Bottles (An Alcoholic Biography)

The Dog Food Diet: Reverse or cure your Type II Diabetes, or tackle serious weight issues, with sensible advice ... from a dog!

60+ Practical Tips And Habits To Lose Weight, Burn Fat, And Feel Great!

Diabetes: Reverse Your Diabetes With a Clear and Concise Step by Step Guide

45 Fat Burning Secrets: Easy Ways To Lose Weight Fast and Keep It Off

3 Week Diet: The 3 Week Diet for Women

Total Body Cleanse

Healthy Dieting: Increase Health with Blood Type Recipes and Grain Free

Get Rid of Dark Eye Circles and Look Younger

Belly Fat Diet: Burn Belly Fat


Superfoods Cookbook: Great Superfoods for the Superfoods Diet

Paleo Slow Cooker: Phenomenal Slow Cooker Recipes

Grandmother's Cookbook, Egg-cellent, Authentic Antique Recipes from 100+ Years Ago

Smoothie Recipes: The Best Smoothie Recipes

Superfoods: Top Superfoods and Superfoods Recipes

Five Ingredient Cookbook


Goodnight Kisses: A Way to Redemption Prequel (Way of Hearts Saga)

Looking for You

The Great Brownie Taste-off (The Yolanda's Yummery Series, #1)

The Second Oldest Profession: A novel of sex, politics, and the American way...

Witch Way Bends (Bend-Bite-Shift, #2)

The Color of Heaven (The Color of Heaven Series, #1)

The Way We Fall (The Story of Us, #1)

Her Wicked Ways

Long Way Home (A Mangrove Island novel, #1)

A Long Way from Home (Wild West Adventures in Love)


Finding the Way Back (Forgiving Hearts Trilogy, #1)

Love on the Range: A Looking Glass Lake Prequel

You've Got a Way With Me: A Beautiful Christian Romance Story

The Founding Years sampler: Stand-In Rancher Daddy\A Family for the Rancher\A Rancher of Convenience

The Tender Years (Prairie Legacy Book #1)

Susannah's Story (Sweeping Montana Romance Series, #1)

Finding Her Way


Angel: Reverse (A:R 1)

The Bottle Stopper (The Paper Duchess, #1)

The Hour of the Time

50 Ways of Saying Fabulous Book 1 20th Anniversary Edition


24 Hour Mindfulness: How to be calmer and kinder in the midst of it all

Experience the Now: How to Increase Your Level of Consciousness

Reiki For Beginners

Reiki:A Complete Guide to Real Reiki

Chakras: A Complete Guide to Chakra Healing

A One Hour Short & Sweet Zen Retreat

An Introduction to the Way of the Buddha: Buddhism for Beginners

Planetary Hours, VOC Moons, Via Combusta and the Zodiac

An Hour With George Müller

Bible For Men: Great Bible Stories For Men

The Last Hour: The Epistles of John Are Prophecy For Today


Well Past Trouble: Zero Hour Trilogy part three

The Hundred Year Wait

The Good Soldier: Jack Noble Early Years Bundle (Noble Beginnings & A Deadly Distance)

The Four Hour Rule

The Secret Hour (Killing Time, #1)

48 Hours: A City of London Thriller

Don't Look Back (Clytemnestra Stone Series)


Swept Away: Charlie's Story (Taming a Bad Boy, #1)


Imagined Mysteries: A Tribute to Leonard Nimoy


Shards Of Clay Swept Away Remains Of Yesterday