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"A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said. "
— Brian Andreas
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“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”
― Steven Wright
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"There's a certain class of people who will do you in and then remain completely mystified by the depth of your pain."
— Sue Grafton ( E is for Evidence )
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“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Why don’t Boston crows ever get hit by cars?
Because one is always in a tree yelling a warning ... “caw caw”!
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What kind of animal says zzzzub?
A bee flying backwards!
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What do cats call their grandfather?
Grandpaw!
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What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic!
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How do bees brush their hair?
With a honey comb!
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What do you do with a sick wasp?
Take it to a waspital!
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What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of her uncles were ants.
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