Jokes and stuff

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm Justin!
Justin who?
I'm Justin time for lunch I hope!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

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How do we know that Alabama is so smart?

It has four A's and a B.

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Teacher: What is the capital of Michigan?

Student: M

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What do you call an elephant that's not pertinent?

Irrelephant.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well ... pull yourself together!

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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

I was an extremely, extremely, extremely sensitive child.

Arnold Rosenfeld, Austin, TX

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