Jokes and stuff

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“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”

― Albert Einstein

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Why were the soldiers tired in the spring?

Because they had a long March.

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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells

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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

-Abraham Lincoln

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"Has anyone asked the question, 'How could so many people across the country spend so much time at night marching, rioting and looting, if they had to get up and go to work the next morning?'"

~ Thomas Sowell

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