Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”

― Albert Einstein

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“If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be Buddhism.”

― Albert Einstein

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“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”

― Albert Einstein

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There are nights when the werewolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the heck is my roof?”

― Steven Wright

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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

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How do rabbits go on vacation?

By hare-plane!

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What is an ape’s favorite snack?

Chocolate chimp cookies!

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