Jokes and stuff

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

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Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Amos!
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo!
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy.

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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five............Six... Seven... Eight!

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I asked my friend why her nose was so red. She said, “I sniffed a brose.”
“There's no B in rose.”
“There was in the one I sniffed.”

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Sections in the bookstore

- Books You Haven't Read
- Books You Needn't Read
- Books Made for Purposes Other Than Reading
- Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong to the Category of Books Read Before Being Written
- Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered
- Books You Mean to Read But There Are Others You Must Read First
- Books Too Expensive Now and You'll Wait 'Til They're Remaindered
- Books ditto When They Come Out in Paperback
- Books You Can Borrow from Somebody
- Books That Everybody's Read So It's As If You Had Read Them, Too
- Books You've Been Planning to Read for Ages
- Books You've Been Hunting for Years Without Success
- Books Dealing with Something You're Working on at the Moment
- Books You Want to Own So They'll Be Handy Just in Case
- Books You Could Put Aside Maybe to Read This Summer
- Books You Need to Go with Other Books on Your Shelves
- Books That Fill You with Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified
- Books Read Long Ago Which It's Now Time to Re-read
- Books You've Always Pretended to Have Read and Now It's Time to Sit Down and Really Read Them"

Italo Calvino

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“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

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