Jokes and stuff

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Why was it so hot after the big rock concert?

All the fans left.

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What's the best time of year to ride a pogo stick?

Spring

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Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.

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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?

A: To Times Square.

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

― Albert Einstein

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“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

― Albert Einstein

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“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”

― Albert Einstein

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