Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

― Albert Einstein

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“You never fail until you stop trying.”

― Albert Einstein

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Q. Who invented algebra?

A. A Clever X-pert.

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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough

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“Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”

― Steven Wright

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How does the Atlantic Ocean pay its bills?

With sand dollars.

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Which is braver, a rock or a stump?

A rock, because it's a little boulder.

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