Jokes and stuff

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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

What joy to encounter the aspect of the sun coming up over the mountains, when the tallest thing I had ever seen was the Dairy Queen sign at Crupper's Corner that they put up last year right before the tornado blew it right through Brantley's Drug Store and they lost Aunt Josie's prescription.

Lucile Addington, Dallas, TX

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Why was everyone ignoring the tether ball pole on the rainy day?

It was just a stick in the mud.

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How did Quasimodo know how to solve the crime?

He had a hunch.

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An old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a garden hose the past 2 years!"

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"What is ominous is the ease with which some people go from saying that they don't like something to saying that the government should forbid it. When you go down that road, don't expect freedom to survive very long."

~ Thomas Sowell

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"What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others."


French saying

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