Jokes and stuff

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“Love is a better master than duty.”

― Albert Einstein

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“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”

― Albert Einstein

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“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Time is an illusion.”

― Albert Einstein

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What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom!

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What animal is always coming back to life?

Frogs, they croak all the time!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

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A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"

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