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“Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and it's beauty.”
― Albert Einstein
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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
― Albert Einstein
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“I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.”
― Albert Einstein
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
— W.C. Fields
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"When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. "
— William Shakespeare (Henry V)
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What is big, muddy and sends people into a trance?
A hypno-potamus!
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What do you call a tiger that ate your father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
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