Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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“Nothing happens until something moves.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Out of clutter, find simplicity.”

― Albert Einstein

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“Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.”

― Albert Einstein

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How do apes fly above the jungle?

In hot air baboons!

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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?

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Ice berg-ers!

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Pun of the day .....

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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Adam and Eve - The first ones to ignore Apple's terms and conditions.

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