Jokes and stuff

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“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.” 

― Albert Einstein 

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“The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.” 

― Albert Einstein 

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“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity” 

― Albert Einstein 

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Pun of the day ....

What you seize is what you get.

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What's under there? 

Under where? 

Ha ha. You said underwear! 

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What's the best kind of joke? 

The funny kind.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie!
Annie who?

Annie body home?

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?

Isabel working because I had to knock.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kent!
Kent who?

Kent you tell by my voice?

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?

Mary me and I’ll love you forever!

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