Jokes and stuff

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“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

― Albert Einstein

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“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”

― Albert Einstein

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“Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”

― Albert Einstein

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A high tide lifts all boats.

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Say not that honor is the child of boldness, nor believe that the hazard of
life alone can pay the price of it; it is not the action that is due, but to
the manner of performing it.

You got all that? Me neither.

(Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)

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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”


 – George Carlin

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What do you call an alligator that steals things?

A crook-odile! .

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What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and a broomstick?

Hairy Potter!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go.
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes!

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