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What's the definition of a will?
(Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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What do you call Bob the Builder after he retires?
Bob
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Why do firemen where red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
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"Stories you read when you're the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or what the story was called. Sometimes you'll forget precisely what happened, but if a story touches you it will stay with you, haunting the places in your mind that you rarely ever visit."
— Neil Gaiman (M is for Magic)
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