Jokes and stuff

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Why does a duck wear feathers ?

To cover his butt quack !

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My friend texted his girlfriend Ruth and broke up with her.

Man, he’s Ruth-less.

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“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

― Steven Wright

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“There's nothing worse than waiting and not knowing what'll happen to you. Your own imagination can be crueler than any captor.”

― Richelle Mead, Frostbite

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“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.”

― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

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“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”

― Angelina Jolie

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The function of Science Fiction is not to predict the future, but to prevent it.

- Ray Bradbury

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