Jokes and stuff

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What happens when you drop a white hat into the red sea?

It gets wet.

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Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?

To see a butterfly.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?
(yes)

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one.

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Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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"To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life."

— W. Somerset Maugham (Books and You)

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Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize

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“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”

― Albert Einstein

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“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

― Albert Einstein

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“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”

― Albert Einstein

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