Jokes and stuff

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Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Who!
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police may I come in?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

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"Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!" ~ Palindrome

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*clanketh clanketh clanketh* ..... from the play "Shakespeare's Armor"

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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

In the comfortable cottage on the hill (furnished mostly with Victorian oddments and endments) there lived a small, ordinary, everyday rabbit with no magical powers at all except the kind that allowed him to slay slimy dragons, massacre regiments of goblins and save helpless villagers from power-mad sorcerers; mostly, though, he liked to stay at home and swill tea.

Gail Cain, San Franciso, CA

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Who do you call if you stub your toe?

A toe truck.

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The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.

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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.

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"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

-Addams Family Credo

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