Jokes and stuff

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A salesman came to house in a poor neighborhood and a harried woman answered the door surrounded by her four grubby children.

"Aren't they sweet, what are their names?" he asked, trying to get on her good side.

She replied, "That's Eeeny, Meeeny, Meinie, and .."

"Don't tell me, let me guess," he chuckled, "This little guy is Mo."

She looked at him with scorn. "No. That's a girl, her name is Sharon. We didn't want any Mo children."

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There are two wolves fighting in each person's heart. One feeds on Love, the other feeds on Hate. The one that is dominant is the one that gets the most food.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

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What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you attractive.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alice!
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war!

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon!
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

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