Jokes and stuff

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“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”

― Albert Einstein

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“The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.”

― Albert Einstein

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“You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.”

― Albert Einstein

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Jack Goodman: Stick to the road.

David Kessler: Beware of the moors.

~ An American Werewolf in London (1981)

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Q: What music do balloons hate?

A: Pop

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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A: A pie-thon!

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Q: Why aren’t boy elephants allowed on beaches?

A:They can’t keep their trunks up!

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What fruit do monkeys like to eat?

Ape-les!

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What do gorillas wear in the kitchen?

Ape-rons!

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