Jokes

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What did the human canon ball say just before his first job?

Please don't fire me!

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Who has the easiest job in the world?

Candle makers, because they only work on wick-ends

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Why was everyone ignoring the tether ball pole on the rainy day?

It was just a stick in the mud.

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How did Quasimodo know how to solve the crime?

He had a hunch.

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