Jokes

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Joe thought his girlfriend was surprised to see him.

She told him she just drew her eyebrows too high.

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Stand in a corner if you’re ever cold. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

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How do you make holy water?

You place it in a pot over high heat, and boil the hell out of it!

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The only job I could see myself doing is cleaning mirrors.

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Why did the vampire go to the loony bin?

Because he was a little batty.

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What goes boo-hoo, splat splat?

A monster crying its eyes out.

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What did the alligator do when he lost his job?

He applied for Gator Aid.

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What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

I lava you.

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Who do you call if you stub your toe?

A toe truck.

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Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Cause they fly over the sea. If they flew over the bay they would be called bay gulls.

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What did the navy bean say to the kidney bean?

How you bean?

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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What do they call a REALLY famous cow?

A legend-DAIRY cow

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