Jokes and stuff

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbeque me some food!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you!

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What has eight legs and eight eyes?

Eight pirates.

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Have you heard the joke about the mail without a stamp?

You probably wouldn't get it.

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"I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue."

— William Shakespeare (Much Ado About Nothing)

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Some things we were never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

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"I don't need no Smith and Wesson, man, I got Merriam and Webster." 

— Avi Steinberg (Running the Books: The Adventures of an Accidental Prison Librarian)

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"Finding the center of strength within ourselves is in the long run the best contribution we can make to others. ... One person with indigenous inner strength exercises a great calming effect on panic among the people around them. 

This is what our society needs — not new ideas and inventions; important as these are, and not geniuses and super heroes, but persons who can "be", that is, persons who have a center of strength within themselves." 

— Rollo May

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Never believe generalizations.

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