Jokes

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does a guy with no brain have?

No idea

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here and boy am I tired. ...

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Why Cinderella was never picked for the soccer team?

Because she runs away from the ball.

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What did the right ear say to the left ear?

Between the two of us, we've got some brains.

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Why is it impossible to play a card game in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What kind of flower is really good at getting their picture taken?

Posies

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What did the budding astronomer spot in a pan on the stove?

An unidentified frying object

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What did the water say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What kind of flower has a fierce roar?

Dandelions

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What always goes up, but never comes down?

Your age.

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What has holes but holds lots of water?

A sponge

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