Jokes and stuff

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Q: How was Louis the XIV feeling after completing the Palace of Versailles?

A: Baroque

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What did Dracula want to go see in New York?

The Vampire State Building

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Why did the girl take hay to bed with her?

To feed her nightmares.

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"This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life."

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

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