Jokes of the day

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

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The science teacher says, "Tomorrow we will be studying mitosis .. I will need your undivided attention."

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A boy woke up one morning and told his mom that he was having nightmares.

His mom asked, “What was your nightmare about?”

“Well,” the boy replied, “I was a wigwam. And then I was a tee-pee.”

His mom put her arms around the boy and said, “Honey, you're just two tents ( too tense).”

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Patient: Doctor, I think I'm invisible!

Doctor: What? Who said that?

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"As a young man I was scornful about the supernatural but as I have got older, the sharp line that divided the credible from the incredible has tended to blur; I am aware that the whole world is slightly incredible" 

— Colin Wilson

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