Jokes and stuff

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No matter how far a mule travels it can never come back a horse.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look Grandpa! No Hands!

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A mini-van.

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Why didn't the marsupial get the job?

Because he didn't have the right koalafications.

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Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

So as not to wake the sleeping pills.

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?


De-calfinated.

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What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

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What falls but doesn't get hurt?

Rain

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What always goes up, but never comes down?

Your age.

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